The evening world. Newspaper, April 8, 1919, Page 24

ad COMIC PAGE ~ Tuesday, April 8, 1919 | | LITTLE MARY MIXUP About Plays and Players | By BIDE DUDLEY Jest 4 mouineys sap a mire ( Jost 4 Moummrur uf K 4 MouTHFur. !? ) ene \ ICE CREAM MR Jones = ) ( There SS ouire CA Lot LEFT r me: THING was skidding along | [ke Weinatein torites a ballad and then r | ; nave SOME More! beautifully at the Hippodrome helt add a touch i y da ternoon when a) Of Dire and he'li give it Dixie's | band of gypsies appeared in the lobby name. | lly " t id Rec ! Ike Weinstein's a New Yorker; he i ice on ‘shawn, s and head, IM Ahich he puts his “dear old carin i} things and ma pan They home," : spent $8 " tax, for their | He's heard of “fields of cotton” and Makets, and then 1 ed to get it thinks it would be grand back they suggested that the| 70 ang of “going back no more to roa ttle lady in the bandana handker ' chief te J, Louie White's fortune. | 44 #0 he writes of Dizte, “the land # : He's the treasurer of the big play- I love the best | ) house, J. Louis submitted and was| Where “pickinnincs dance and ban ; told he was to meet a tall gent jos hum,” HF with 1 r Almost imm There's one real song of Dirte, so } @iately Manager Mathews came along. let's forget the rest i } When ( ton Lake and Sajlie Rosen Before we put old Diste on the bum t thal, both of the Hip staff, saw how Mr. WI fortune had come true, a ; they c and got @ fortune se for Gita Ri co te to Ereiah, the ; : os ae ae Nkewise, Mr. Take was told that If/#00°) 1 ttt ugain property man| LHE BIG LITTLE FAMILY Not, of Course, Counting the Cats! he got his under an elepbant’s | at at Winter Garden after fifteen hoof th would step on it, and) months in France _— ony Pi - = he promise keep away from the Henry Hull of "39 t has writ - ok . | 5 TIT terre d _ } pashyderms. dias Rosenthal was|ten a motion pleture scenarlo for Con QC Been our DAWGON(T. DOWN iN Sout YES ~ By SAME .ASTIS EVERY- told to look out—th ig was |stunce Binney “IRVIN! Yo RENT] EVERY SPRING. “Vee Goorvitte” IM THEY Say ~WHERE ELSE — ONE owever, the gypsy didn't sa The vlogue “Come Along," Ee ' snd were de ighted tre to-night, “plants” that musical y z 3 To THIS “Time 2 ; - if INHABLTAN'T ¢ - Raa | Gossip. ZZ a wx show's plot. | A modern three-act camedy by Paul KNIGHT IN IT. |M. Potter will be presented in New Percival K » cast of | York next month, , the new t show,| |The management of a department rf “Among the x in rehearse store wants to borrow the sales chorus in “Ta t From M sales on a Friday afterno SIONEY DREW ILL. Mr. and Mrs. Sidney Drew have ar New York. Their play,"“Keep “ ‘od in Detroit Sat- | his flag was hoist f Mr, | scene » nervous Mark M. Vance has b clate editor of the Dramatic Mirror. suse of the illn s suffering f as been Broadway theatrical LEHOFF, NOTED POET! man for some time. Mr. Al ter known as| 3 President of the } “The HBellhop at t Lambs’, sends | ular with theatre | ] w us another poem and insists that we . is recovering from the effects | print It to jnake the lads at the club | Of & stomach operation, Peel good. We always like to favor Slocum wanta to engage pidiers and sailors wh« ae jence for his new - = musical show, “The Lady in Red." PPUTTAN 106 Freee Puivvehing Oo OFT. Reenter Julia Herzog, better known as Jig- , | wer, and five other Hippodrome chorus 77 Co ‘ Gide wil Maye Calne of Ge tine] GOL S&S CAR Joe Discovers That the Book Is Eovvacil Bo I declare they do stop fighting, Anniversary Programme Sunday eve- | ‘And be good pals and continue to sing, | UD& Corn. 108 Pre Prbiahen Ca OF. V, Deming Wert) Yo send in poems to keep the column| —_ ANSWERS TO INQUI 4 Do You @ALL “THAT Be alive, McGovern "Sinbad" hamn't played | J{) LOOK BLANCHE! 1 CAUGHT ONE AW,WAIT “TLL Y'SEE A LIZARD? ou innicestiale BN ik soking Dewey | dimmy-Why aot avt a romana | OF THESE LIZARDS WINE "TY wim } He's “th cuTEsT —"AND WHEN CAPTURED, 5 SAYS ARE HARD To CATCH! THE “TAIL WILL BREAK OFE, the L. ) here goes, oh boy I've read your column daily, And found lwo boys quarreiing gaily; One writes a pocm that is very fin ‘And then the other says; “It 4s mine and see? (Note- Will the reader kindly pro- LIL' FELLER! CERTAINLY! Ga'the “ink” It is necessary todo | | A THOUGHT FOR TO-Day. | rm? WHAT wots You ) |) ALLOWING THE REPTILE } thy to keep the rhym If a day passes and Edna doesn't | WELL KEEP IT CALL tr? to ESCAPE". - can't d t read it hear from Steve she thinks th il al ides must be delayed.—Greenpoint. mals} AWAY FROM ‘TWILL BE HOME. | News | me! Fro Sayville, L. 1, come ounicement that Effie Shannot FOOLISHMENT. | 1 guess I'l confess a deep mn, 1 once drank a slug of real gin, Orders” in Chicago ne 1 * maybe she will find time to try t wasn’t unlawful, a new m the side, This news And yet {t was awful, entorprising Say- Forgive me, dear one, if you kin. agent tends to spend the summer th Algo, that she will ope FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, FARCE FOR AID SOCIETY. “So the play failed because of the The Kirmayer Dramatic Society, weakness of tts love interest?” will present “A Pair uf Sixes" for the! “Yes; another case of heart failure.” Denefit of the Children’s Aid Society, i gat the Broadbur Theatre Wednes- @ay afternoon. This will be the So A BACKWARD SEASON. clety’s fourth annual matinee. CITY hunter, roaming over a farm in the sout o THOSE “DIXIE” SONGS. 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