The evening world. Newspaper, April 7, 1919, Page 16

f Thats a naug ir father ta bed with his liver persons who take PYTHONS. before t I “ The real girl is not perfect: she i 5 SA M You again and n® mot to cheer eis an a rithout appetite ‘anni ai ; 2 ha joke though, Ma nae sun, She an angel without | oe was perfect and #he never will appetites. And I Anee that h hte oe Litt ed ae Rats, Rabbits, Pigeons, Lettuce, Eggs eit natu ee odie ha: tha laa BObkis J be perfect. The young men, lured ,{ & menagerie is almost as complicated and costly a {o| i wuthe cane : : Roe ee eure e But- ; ping. | from his flights of fancy by Old Man teuam 08 heaping the tables of a big hotel. Unlike human ah FAN THES) PROEARDS) IVENAS, Tener e te army over on thie wbip.| The, complete exes of Tha 1 “Can rafoligier stad conti pie, BI *” | Practical, sees a real girl as abe really ‘some consumers of nourishment, animals cannot give their ge, fe BS ee tn ihe coors wi Ha) Vette piensa ‘ } hs nbd K : a Je, charm. | @nd, without imagination, he un- orders—-yet, if they do not receive the right food they promptly resent it BEARS, penton —— - Can she make a y ple, | dermtands that the wives of the world |by becoming sick, and perhaps even reducing @ valuable piece of property Biscuits, Botled Rice and Milk, Ribs of Beef, Rye Bread, Honey ° © ing Billy ry perhap 9 D prop ; Honey, Is ere / Bome love-lorn lads hesitate at thin |@F@ made of such as she, He under-}to @ worthless dead tiger or monkey Pineapples, Soup, Corn Cake, Carrots, Apples, Fish Miss pring Lik " stands that the progress of the world s it 1 *, begins) e } riddle, and those who hesitate are not So here is their daily diet, begin- W a | fowt, for on thie quis hange the hap. (depends upon the character of thelping in the right-hand corner ax you| nu and the dainty little sarpbur and Monee bibs eee | rapped in a Cape J Ff ‘ * | men who make the world go around ripe strange folks," | dybowsky BRAN A ae Mixe , Oats and Bran, Hay the woe of a young man's; enter the “room strange folks, a } ere pen he who thus sha thine and be knows that good and useful} with the horned, browny-icray x| five pounds of hay @ day and two HIPPOS and RHINOS wee | awakens from his day-dreams, His|¥!¥e Shape the character of the mon: lang gnu, Each of these missing links| Quarts @f a mixture of oats and Slumgullion, Hay, Springy, Clingy Lightness of Satin, Serge and Woo! Have | feet ecurry from the rainbow-paved| ‘Twese wives are real; they are never !merween goat and deer is given a/ corn, ve ; jee s btle Appeal—Some New and Novel Touches. i highways of Cloudland and reach the |!4sinary. ‘They grow from real girls Hiasty mixture of two quarts of corn| The favorite food of the kan- ELEPHANTS. Subtle App } asphalt underpinning of earthly | ~%0t from cloud ladies, and oats every day, and must make os ix alfalfa hay, but they al Hay, Oats, Bran and Salt Mash, Turntps, Beets, Peanuts By Margaret Rohe |-her true inner self when ws | streets, The glare of glory which| 0 tho hesitating dreamer, shifting /atteen pounds of bay last for the|are devoted to bread—just plain ry pipe : y g | back the cape and unfurls of } < . | oe | bis visionary 1 8 ull-g: 0 f SRAM. 019, by The Press Puy!iiln the Mandarin red lining, tha t ' cast a glint of gold on the fair one of | BIS Visionary vision to @ clear-eyed|.ame length of tim read, A full-grown kangaroo get ian and Océ Liver Oll Coverigh ty 118, by The Free t tidy je Mandarin red lining, that his dreams faded and he ween the| “IC™, takes cognizance of the worth] mye giraffes, who occupy the next|two loaves of bread a day as one il as lac aulyrnuped | ven eueee Daly 4 @ RERDiOr, LUsuial eombre gray light of terrestrial /Of Just ordinary girls who may be) cage, have a similar: but slightly of the perquisites of civilization, 11 ITE spring matd ts ai eas |ZoUNEer sinter to henna red and : ity plain or pretty, rustic beauties orlisevier diet. ‘They get five qu also hos five pounds of eubbage ev up In capes as yoo arame Win. | {st cousin to burnt orang { repiity. city Dalles, tall or short or thick or 4 ixed oats and corn|now and then and other green veg e ; y . : her predecessor, Ma Sort of a summer evolution of the mere is sone ears Sher Tatiadines wnnitard mat one setbacks anles of tne a 9 ah eee ioe kind af bite cake, They also, ) dail undays each elephant has|ter. No matter how she tee a cape are the new old mid-Victorian e front pore! an y pounds ¢ | once a week, have the egg-nog we i pt s y : from under th sine Mele. white cottage with the green |e senses the big idea that they have} ona them are the monkeys! Juat beyond the kangaroos ia the|ns the eats get, and the litte ate poling mash, coutalaiag | can't weem t? ane Se qieteranda Toney ten are te cline th. fa : Or thera the making of loving, helpful wives; | Just > ‘ 2d erage a th i : 5 Nand salt. He also gets algraceful foldy The onty shoulders again with all the elustve blinds and the red chimneys, OF (are a ane oe i a a iutur wir. |—Comgo, Salite no rest, ‘They | sltss cas © the pythons anese bears are fed carrots mited quantity of turnips and beet |retween the winter and spring ™0d~ | rrao0 and piquant charm of the ¢ ie Molly M y leaning on her pga makes a strong husband—unleas that] have really cholee diet, T think the) ous iy Alsat a ea month Be e/apples, The polar bears have ind an unlimited qu of pea-Jels is that those folds have dwindled ling vine aEeMuteceaieies | ee ees ngs ing |Musband happens to be one of the|siraffes must be horribly | jealous | t ae ee oe pila Mapes peed NE praca dato ME nm ond admire the heavy richness of fur, ve nt crepe de chine ones with sap eg ae Sy ri eee ine callow youths who, joy-riding in!Hach monk bas his own good-s i i ‘ ‘ T Sy > hav eres sy ee Nan Bh ne uns nay the funniest menu that of theJand duvetyn to the spfing elit Agured borders on either end Re nore ociud and the dimpled | Cloudland, never comes back to earth |dinner bucket, and he gels apples, | Ke’ F rah Maica aka Pe eek eu aOn ie REC OOER) ce Moxt consists of fish, ntness of serge, satin, wool Jersey |come in pastel tones; lovely, cloudy orga. qnncers and a gens until his gasoline tank is empty, Too | Dana cabbage pinach, boiled sam ie of salad, and whenjand bran mixed. The hip sa is of fr herring being veg | or tricotir A {chiffon ones with printed borders of ple e ‘ yo 1 4, boiled rice 1 6 matt with them | hearty eate fo wale oN ; : ss ; mats 01 oiled (isu . base aqylir nde often then he finds that all the real] Potatoes, boiled onions, boiled vie, EAE teachin reeyars|| ee ee 4 s en seals, But every | If we follow old Omar's a ‘4 nitioP 'roses and garlands; exquisite iva rhythmic flow girls of bis dreams Mave vanished in|Peanuts—not all at once, of cou ase forcibly fear-fuat Uke: the hay and abut a bushel imu Vand thea the seals are fed cod [and fing our winter garment Of 1°! ou, of filmy black Chantilly or the 7) music. ; : . a.| the air, but all of them during the week. | English § ustraget es with eggs |ton—warm water with bread soaked | live and they swallow it with-|pentance in the fires of spring it wi lcreamy silky meshes of the Spagish It boots not which one he cals on.|'N Dt _ltor the chimpanzee—I hope the Anti-| beaten up in milk n it and raw carréts and beets, ‘The out a murmu rly te to doh mnokhar OKAOHY IM" |sontiih, Ay Raradere atrices Taek | Sadic's nose may near the suspicion be more of these dream fit, but s fotiching ¢ eth | Py } 4 but her cheeks are pink, her|%* of dreams who tarry too long in| Saloon League does not hear of it, 0. EUR milar men I ent in cut and style of Roman silk, and saucy Httle taffeta b agen cant nd her laugh is infec- | ™@e!* @reaming than can be assembled {that pampered creature | badass tape eds L i of ft 1 y w ] Of course, the spring capes have! ones in black, gray or blue, lined psa itis paths be red, but | the chart of the marriage license |¢very day five dollars’ worth of) migh ephante—ha s \ up her job for that}some new and novel touches to bring |with a contrasting Light color an¢ Hous, | Moliy's hair may be red, Dut cies perhaps the result ts the long|alierry, beer, port wine, or some other | tke ) captivit pound 1 |them up to date, such as embroidery |self-rringed all around. ‘They ax> Be se ior in tise bolaw list of single gentlemen and the long [low but luscious beverage, Tis own | the yrhamentation, scart collars ending all irresistible, and you'll find yous. ~ Both are ordinary, everyday gtrie— | ist of ladies in waiting. But, in the|feeder told me so, What ts # " in awishing tassels, pated pockets and much more fascinating tf you shray Girls of reality, ; |mean time, there are two questions |happen to the chimpansee aft . TNA button excrescences jutting out in/your shoulders in them rather then m . tt ow be won tee nds at a m 7 t " ; A for the young man I dread to think. I hope t fifteen pow TWO MIN C Tk S OF OPTIMISM nobby designs at them Eater are not angels—avith oF WH | Are you going to let your tmagi- | take to furniture polish and turn B mes next with twelve p 4 7} A perfect jewel of a model is of} > } They are about the aame sort of | "M7 Sit! keep you from getting your|shovékl, as they did in Tussia alter her three ent about five pounds | By Herman J. Stich pearl arey derney, Wise wee dot GIVING. HIMSELP AWAY, 2 ‘ | real girl? the adoption of p ition Once in a whilo they have | § ge 8 cape collar edged in a wide band of| WN. PERSH 7 Sirls as were the mothers of the young > rn utton or veal, f et | u | pi Je braid also PERSHING said in a Y, M. ! : And= There is a legend that once upon | mutton o r variety, and Ja plack silk braid, ‘The wide aegis aa AR ar We, Cream creams and 99] wach retter— : sangee who did not| year they Hooverized by eating fresh Sporighs, 104 Vrows 1 ts : ; vs the slashes for the arms and Ay address in Paris; MURAI tardnine vertaction nerer ich girl is better—the imaginary time a chimpanz rs | Copyrie' 19, by Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) finishes the slas yrs A good soldier reveals him. " ’ 3 girl, or the real girl? ive his allowance of the cup that| horse meat. On Sundays they have | y : , a vivid lining of orange and black) |} | Attained in this world and, perhaps, |, OF the teal Silt Tee Ae Pete ea eaenuey | neem BLL eRe Iimeademece | Don't Vaunt Before the Event! Gheekerbonrd satin shows free and|*if st once, You can tell « goad never in any other. —_ sib the proprietor that | with three quarts of milk and six ABBING empties your mind and purse. “This is between the two checkered when the wind blows hy Ls ‘aptain lo be who hositates in his tmaginar; BOTH WERE PLEAS special, warned ale | ‘ : unchec |by his knowledge of tactics, a good u Y ED. the monkey needed stimulants, such | eggs for cach anima of us, of course” has talked and walked many an otherw 7 draped cape of black taf-| Gone by hi y, " | ise in. A smart drap: neral by his strategy } wooing in cloudiand, takes the airline N Englishman had @ horse whioh| as the best sherry and fruit punch.| Perhaps the most varied dict »1 lovee out of p e ; ne of the deep soft collar ‘ irarieria aA H to earth and the suburban short line had been matched against one ona ee ve saniiaba taki ie Un hie clreuaria (hab ne tha Bert le employee out of prospects and prosperity. Premature, | feta bas o' Aged with & Arde ariwise a ‘bad soldier gives : to Sadie, or the subway to Molly, of Pat Malone's horses, met | oressary” vaid th Pron’ Gace lRugelan Mae Gey Wy ani { Anticipatory discussion is impotent for help—potent for harm.’ | also, = TE with (a wide l himself away at very turn, Hes ike exoe : 3 rc alc je ire plea Brine it fringe of lo arro uff ne ignorant quack. his quack was has an exceedingly fair prospect of mit fo aceldent and broke It9 leg. | nut he sapatdhed a mussel the litle Japanese munstied ’ Open” secrets are unstopped leaks, Braggarts’ tongues teem | loops, as is also the bottom of eilca in te aaa alee sa veh ™ securing 4 good, common-sense tray- |The owner sought out Pat and, tell-|yesg—-1'4_ like know where he|bears are given t p h 2 Rabt tine A loape. The lining of this dis parity | ailing companion on that most impor- | ing him that bis horse had fallen sick | ter got them in the jung Pecan hs with costly vonfidences, Tabblers’ lips and quips perpetualty bubble |°8P° leg. of Wile SIRLIRSHTS |mite ania } tant journey that young man ever |and might not be able to run, pro-| “ene emu and the ostriches get milanty to dog biscuit, with choppad | With “inside,” intimate Information, Prattling and prating are fruit. |e ee ee ee ti tery otha ly on een ia nt Rae } fans - 4 vies owes 0 Sorta helt the stahes to Pe! cencrous allowance of vegetables |bone and meal combined, One day in| less of good—fruitful of bad ldots and plum-hued das loa ' } 6 ely enters the home at e | 01 ce. Pat agreed with unex- aruts | hay Wave carrcia andlevary @ask anoh Gani cui : i “4 | A i . er ‘ \ oF of Molly with bis hat in one hand | pected readiness, and the money was Leah rae Wey Sree vould ps arery weak nen evar seis fi If you mast “spit” it out-—write it out—and burn it up—right | Almost all the cape linings strike The quuck felt the sick man's B® —-And a box of candy in the other, And| handed over, When this had been|ieteyce and spinach tho next, with aie aa given an. eva @NaYE If you don't choke it down, you may never live it down mA wey sere ADS Fiashs colar [pune ead AN LE lanes ~ . , Bs 4 : la given an cau i |note that they seem to indicate es,’ he said, ‘the poor fellows i this Je the protace to the story of his dome pe sap itame peeled T/ bananas and apples for dessert, The} quantity of plate ribs of beef. bre Walls and halls abound in inimical ears, Enemies and gossips, ’ yea) inner nature of their fair we convalescent all right, But don’t be ; Book . ot out o: usiness v . a 4 c r . iz i uff of which dreams are by berm broke tise’ peor wane sat pale Jt be Could }quently the bears are given rye] slanderers, muckrakers and competitors shadow your footsteps and |A demure young thing, closely |alarmed, ma'am, I've got a remedy made, And 4 em, but he can't—they o : . A pee H Neel 6 ote Fae anne A real aint be |Z got out of It better,” replied Pat, | Set then ey cost [bread, like that fed to the kangaroos, | fojow your footfalls. Stray slips and smirks tell damaging shop tales, |#wathed from her throat to her|here that'll cure the worst case of step find- "for my horse is dead.”—Chicago | too much. and also honey and pineapples, In inted toe in the enveloping folds of convalescence in twenty-four hours,"* real wife, The white ee v " MONDAY, APRIL 7, 1919 F Should a Young Man Let the Blind Him Image to the of His Attainable “Dream “Real Girl” a Girl” It Is Spring, When ‘‘a Young Man’s Fancy Lightly, Turns to Thoughts of Love’’—-A Wife Awaits Him in the World, Not in Dreamland—If He Wakes Up, He Can Find Her. By Fay Stevenson Coprright, 1019, by the Pram Publ\@iing Ca (The New Tork Brening World) HERE is « wonderful journey that the young man {s going to take. It an old journey over old roads—sometimes rocky, sometimes amooth —travelled for the centuries and the tens of centuries by yearning youths and merry maidens, by middle-aged men and maturing matrons, by wistful widowers and will-o'- the-wisp widows, by belated bachelors and simpering spinsters. ! It is called the Journey of Matrimony. | And though so ancient that Adam and Five jogged side by side along its good roads and its bad, it is still | a new journey, a wonderful journey for the young man. | It will be the fateful journey of his life, and, in the! day-dreaming philosophy of bis optimistic youth he| WA. iy conjures a mystic image—an image of brightness and story—born of his longing for adventure in the luring land. i This image takes the form of a beautiful young woman. He enshrines hor in bis vivid imagery of budding manhood with the loveliness of the | a ee rs women of all ages, with the witchery of the belles of all courts, and with the scintillating acumen of an Aj | wonian army of query-quibbling Sphinxes—eans the subtlety and de- colt. In the mind's eye of this Horatio the bas the wisdom of the serpent But the gentleness of the dove. Her eyes are the morning stars; her voice is the rippling brook; her smile ts the soul4nspiring splendor of the You Like to Feed These Boarders? Circus Menagerie Animals Have Big Appetites; Daily Menu Reads Like Hotel Bill of Fare How Would 4 The Menagerie Menu. GIRAFFES, G ORYXES, SAMBURS, DYBOWSKY DEER. Mixed Corn and Oats, Hay. MONKEYS. Apples, Bananas, Cabbage, Spinach, Bolled Potatoes, Boiled Rice, Peanuts. CHIMPAN E (‘Star Boarder’’ Food same as Monkeys, but gets Sherry, Beer or Port Wine to Drink. with Meals. OSTRICHES and EMUS, Carrots, Beets, Lettuce, Spinach, Bananas KANGAROOS, ‘abbage and other Green By Margzerite Mooers Marshall Coprright, 1 by the Press Publishing Go. (The New York Brening World) HAT do the animals eat in the circus? What is the bill of fare for the elephant and the kangaroo and the rest of the menagerie of horned, furred, tailed carnivora and herbivora? Unable to forage for themselvves, they must have their own chef, dietitian, walters and—the greatest essential. What do the wild beasts have for dinner? In Madson Square Garden, where the circus {s now annual and irresistible temptation to small boys and girls and their fathers and mothers, I asked the wise are of the ahimals what tempts their Boiled Onions. menus, Apples the e Bread, Alfalfa, ( Vegetables ced, Massive-horned the winter they get soup and a spe Pon't vauat before the event to themselves. I guess the war wont erican boat fist last much longer now. Or me eithe s r floor. On some eh Mable? Some day when one of de they got sines | tu »se big G——n shells lands on I guess they run out my napsack Ll be able to really rite F re they came to the you an say “Thats me all over,| place where I sleep. It dont scem Mable.” Please dont worry about me,| reasonable to let tish have a Yours till you here the worst |with mahogany doors and a BILL, | with two legs sleepin where I de BRE MABLE Some of the rooms has Damen rote D I take up my pen to rite you. |on them. Joe Loomis what lives on From the way I feel I dont | the canvas above me says thats the think I! be takin things up much |only Germans he ever agreed with. et peewee . oer A | Ae at ene cA a CREE ARLE EEA TITTY By LIEUT, EDWARD STREETER of the 27th (N. Y.) Division. ; (Author of “Dere Mable.”) | Hlustrated by CORPL. G. WILLIAM BRECK, A Series uf Letiera to “uere tig Further Adv ‘iD Muble” from “Bill,” the Rookie, Describing ntures tn the Army. ERB MABLE This is the last time il] take my pen in hand to rite for some I aint allowed to tell you why This letters got to be awful short cause I aint allowed to say nothin, Theres so many spize roané listening tlat 1 aint even allowed to tell rou that we Kot our orders an wer to F—-—e. Were goin to fight th G time. I aint even allowed to tcll you how were in Ok cept that its by beat, Even thats awful confidenshul If the spice heard about it theyd probably blow up all the boat Angus o make s the top re of gettin the right surgents got orders to tae us Tight into the front lino trenches. 1 guess there goin to try an finish this thing up right away. [ guces Il probably ¢ ed }Pretty quick. 11) feel a lot better if | know your not worryin an thinkin of me lyin mortaly wounded in hole as 1 probably sia An so now I cant come hoe on in. furlo, Mable. 1 knew the Cop no rhey a string tied to {t somew a Mh an opiu theres any way of gettin into he There p p the fello will slip through or he only thing that ste ken, Of course I wanted to see you rere ig the roof. but on the other hand I saved a Were on a German boat, I bet St of money. Jus s soon as | get m a! e Ma > Ke ne of tally wounded Im going to rite t t fe.los about my sensas! back an lecture wont be gone long Well, Mabie, there fir uns an y wakin up n painted. Youd never hionger. Im on a boat now. They say ‘we are goin to France, but we be goin two days now and I aint seen no land yet. Joe Loomis thinks that German proper gander in it, He § that they got us out bere and goin to keep us goin round and round I aint been really sick yet. sive up hopes though. 1 nine Angus Mac- lo, got 80 wor- dier because he felt all right that he up to ser I cant tola ys | went the doctor this mornin much cause the Captain tsor would read our rite us the ¢ till the wars over. ‘s. I dont know who he is. I It seems kind of silly to rite you 8 hes a German, Of course hel cause I cant mail this til I get to em if we dont seal em France. It wont be no use uess well get blown up before by the looks of things now Dl proba- | we go m urther. Tdont want you be flirting with a couple of mer-|to worry though. I just menshun it Davy Jones Le asda ugh on your hands with @ Davy blue serge cape, surely reveals —Waghington Star, fae Pe te «senate