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ness? Agent and manager. bs A gentier D! e © of Facto ) Wading feminine role in a new play! has ON une thyme end fem - “ by Owen Davis entitled “Oh, Peggy, at if we'll print it we'll please at Bebave.” Tt is understood she will | leatt a dozen of our readers, N Bitiearred, The production wit! be| MUz, We,vant ‘0 tiokie that dozen, ao \ . during Paster week and when Beneath the falling chestnut tree } te ready Mr. Page will resign his The village smithy stood > Poettion with Elilott, Comstock & ' Mise ahaw created the! 2 didn't hurt him any, for |e ing’ feminine role in “The Crowd- ib odledtsend eared stein Modest D 98 Hour” out in Chicago. ‘This is the MT Factors he Jane Cow! played at the Selwyn TS ee eg FF fre here and ie still playing in SOME JERSEY HUMOR. I i Wage announces he will make|, “1, thought of a joke to-day.” said be Fal other productions after pre-|0uls Robie lust night. “L say to | ting Miss Kershaw in “Oh, Peggy, | OU, Well, kid. | bought a toad this 4 ave!” afternoon,’ You look at me and ask Re. St "i ‘A toad—for whom? Then comes the Ke & HAMMERSTEIN TO SAIL. alt A 4 Land sae a? For old Arthur Hammerstein feels a ses tte liven in Oradell, ¥ y 5) a . ee gees Hammerstein tole 4 aaa) Hr tube ives ih Orage S| THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY tt mind to go to London and Paris f] pon =: ad erat tas aaa) Ace sale in Washingion of Over No-(T AINT “TH” SSS a rights to his music ‘ ppl Bhows, . "Somebody's ‘ ; ‘COAL BILL"! 1S AN OMIYES | AN’ (a ees a IS Ra ode LT ate dot INVITATION "To TH’ IT SAS TH’ { THATS exciting! wor Raed Morris Geat are on the other | Strvet Theatre tagminne, a Cor DRAKES” CosTUMeE WOMEN ARE “To c ARE ‘YoU GONNA, We. : poration will take over ‘the Universal (PARTY Sar. NIGHT! WEAR” MEDIAVAL WEAR M'DEAR ? A NEW MUSICAL PLAY. tit’ fe uineuem! hus Deon en Ce ‘ee A company has been formed under | gaged for a comedy role in the must 2 the direction of A. FE. Root to pro- | eal y “The Wrong Number C duce a new musical farce entitled i Up to You.” The k and lyrics Are by Arthur ©. Delamater and the guic by William Frederic Peters From Hishop, who staged “Take It Me," ‘wil! put on “It's Up to You.” ALWAYS ON THE JOB. Two months ago we printed in this said Column a rhyme in which we Hom. oy ke ed like Eddie Foy We are just in seoetpt of a postal ard from Mr. Croy, who is in France, ‘ing: PThat’s alj right. I may look like Biidie Foy, but I'll bet I'ver got it on him when it comes to one-stepping.” No matter where you are, if it’s in} the EB. W.. you'll see it. _ LONG CONTRACT FOR HER. “Now that Oliver Morosco has de- eided to present Grace Valentine in| “Madame Sappho” at the Morosco Theatre curly in September he has eed her under a three-year con- fract. Miss Valentine will leave for Los Angeles in June to appear in the play's Ury-out. NEW PLAY FOR HOP! Mr. and Mrs. Coburn announce they have contracted for the services of De Wolf Hopper as Old Bill in “The Better ‘Ole for next season. They*| plan to present Mr, Hopper in a new play later. A FRENCH BENEFIT. The company now at the French Theatre will contribute a tal jal en- tertainment at the Vieux Colombler Wednesday afternoon for the benefit of the French students at the camp At Springfield. A short play will be! given and noted French and Ameri- | ean tmusical artists will appear, | TWO HOPP PLAYS. It is announced that arrangements thave been made to produce two alle-! gorical dramas by Julius Hopp en-| titled “The World Enchained” “The World Set Free." The Co-oper- “SOME” GUN. BRITISH soldier met an Ameri- can soldier in the Strand, and P a conversation ensued during | Which the absorbing topic of the day eropped up. | “What do you think of Fritz's big| gun that’s shelling Paris?" asked the Briton, “Oh, not much," sald the American, “But come,” said the Briton, “it's @ pretty tidy gun that can put 4 shell rer 70 miles,” that's nothing,” retorted the “Just you wait a bit, ‘re making a gun in Chicago that + it In the shade, The frst qet- to wait for tripes. S fe c ght's leave, Stars and § aes SEE ‘tng a fortni the recoil!” REASON FOR FAITH. , T Princeton thoy tell of a fresh A man who, as he blithely went his way whistling on the Btreets one day. was accosted by a Classmate: “Whither away m going up to Dr, Smith's to be said the Cacsar!” exclaimed — the lassmate, “you don't seem to be very Much worried about it.” “Oh, no,” said the freshman, “there Won't be anything doing. I've never been able to pass an examination the first time in all my fair young life.”"—Everybody's, —— SOME ARE BORN GREAT, OT ten. Uncle Ezra Dfiling- ham,” remarked the landlord of the hotel at Basswood @Porners, indicating an aggressively Dearded old gentleman who was pom- pously stamping along the sidewalk. “He's our most distinguished citigen. In fact, I guess he's better known over country generally than our Congressman.” “What's he done?” inquired the rep- Pesentative of a Boston shoe com- pany. “Why, three or four years ago he Was sulferin’ from a_ protracted i kin’ cough, and he cured it by tak- in’ a tew bottles of the Compound wp of Second Growth Hickory. they had his testimonial in ali HO do you think is going into] ative the theatrical producing busi- None other than Will-! fam A. Page, newspaper man, press Under his direo- tion Willette Kershaw will create the, LITTLE MARY IM arraid Im MAKING A LATE IT S GETTING WHAT TIME Do ) ativ ers and the Film Players’) behabde. ( ghee OWARD ( Yo i ae | ub w ish he cal m1 2 \ ir is the date bot the theatre ate io teva '\& \ ay btn DINNERS Just as ho designated. : 4 Ngee S00N AS. You —— —~— 20° a Go° WHAT'S ALL THIS? | After “The Kiss Burglar” concludes @ lites engagement at the Nora Baye . Theatre it will begin a third ure to be three co! | ph “A Little Journe next season, One 1s being oF iam Harris Jt. has en Arthur Ashley to play in the new {Shipman-Wilde comedy, "First Is Last.” Oliver Morosco has sold the Aus Jiralian rights to “Please Get Mar ried" to Hugh Ward Capt, Peter B. Kyne, from whose stories “Cappy Ricks" was written, ix nrc coming from California to see the play David Adler, comedian, formerly in “Katink! d other musical shows, is to go overseas in April Now that pre-war conditions sov erning railroad excursions are to be come effective again, the Hippodrome is preparing to entertain large par ties from out of the city. ‘A gala festival has been arranged for the Hippodrome by Charles Dill ingham for Sunday night, April 13, to celebrate the passing of the four teenth anniversary: of the big thes atre’s opening performance Helen Clarke to-night appeared the 80th time under the managcenent of Comstock & the chor has. pro part in “Oh, My Dear A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. To succeed, be determined you will succeed.—-Harry Houdini FOOLISHMENT. I know a young woman named Glick Who'll cat ive cream soda till sick Itaent up in price; Waid she, “That's not nice, But, gosh, I'm no piker—I'll stick.” Covrrabt. 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