The evening world. Newspaper, March 29, 1919, Page 11

_ SATURDAY, MARCH 29 \V/ « “Grouch” at Home The Seven Ages and : Boe : of Woman NO. II1.MARRI-AGE oe “Grouch in Busnes) —————— acer ANALYZED BY DR, HODGE OF COLUMBIA Bessie Knickerbocker, 1919 | | You Don’t Know You Have It, Deny It, but Kick} WH AT S H E W EAR S | For the Modern Woman Marri-Age Usually Begins J ‘the Cat or Whatever Gets in Your Way—It’s\ | Between Twenty and Thirty It Is Her Coming Just a “Bolshevik? Condition of the Mind,| | of Age—It Is the Age of Adventure, When, as Like Jealousy—It’s an ‘‘Uncorrelated Idea.” | Her Own Columbus, She Discovers a New World By Zoe Beckley | Whether the Fortunate Isles or a Dark Conti- = bw kee a. proud dudned for un by DA Hah | nent Depends on Her Compass, Power, Morale Morse Hodge, Professor of Bibical Literature \ and Shipshapeness. at Columbia, A grouch is “A person who blames} | A some one else, or society in general, for putting bim in ses By Marguerite Mooers Marshall is | & hole into h he put himself.” A grouch, ate OME women are born to Marri-Age; some achieve it; some wll not 4 more, says Dr, Hodge, is always unconscious that it is have it tarust upon them. one, Grouchery is like jealousy—invariably denied by} According to Chief Seully's License ureau, where Cupid takes | the possessor of it. A grouch is a person with a’ out his naturalization papers, Marri-Age for the moderu grievance, either just or unju who doesn't know young woman usually begins between twenty and thirty, he has it He is a person who suffers from an un- with the mean average between twenty-three and twenty- related emotion, “Emoti ays Dr. Hodge, “is an uncorrelated idea. A five, Unlike Leaf-Age, Marri-Age varies with the genera- ‘f grouch is an emotion.” ' tions; in grandmamma’s era it was sweet sixteen and in For example You come home at night and kick the cat. You com- granddaughter’s day it bids fair to be tender thirty. Plain at the dinner You call friend wife to count on general prinei-! | “How old was Anne on her wedding day?” is a cato’ ples. You cuss at the evening peper's editorial. You quarrel with your | question which has a different answer every time. friend and neighbor who con over to play bridge. Whatever the number of her birthdays, it ts fo | You think you kicked the cat be the community, and may be com- atied as such." use! “What is a constru do him!) “A person who at entifie a the reported revolution in T asked. no!" he excla n Hun ; Marri-Age that woman attains her majority, truly comes ! ROS of age. In the married woman the heart of a child has ecased to beat; and that is v little children often find the freshest sym- pathy and understanding not in their mothers—however affectionate and conscientious these may be--but In some unmarried woman, a teacher or @ | twinkling eyed spinister aunt who, like er Pan, bas never grown up. j This distinc ix not drawn in ‘ . saeeaan jcritictsm of either the married or the [the Fortunate Isles rather than a van, ‘The heart of a| Dark Continent, Her destination wutiful thing. at four or |!n other words, the life and the hus- forty. I know of a band she makes—after allowing for Jd maid,” tall, blue-eyed | the aporting element of luck, depends |and frosty-hatred, whose life has been | largely on the compass, the power, like her own garden, full of flowers, |the morale and the shipshapeness |fruit and delight for neighbors and | with whieh she is equipped at Marrt- nieces, yet for whom the “dark forces" | Age. j controlling humanity are simply non-| There is just one compass, one In- existent. One goes to her for help, | fallible magnetic needle in marrying. * but not for wisdom. That is a loving heart, which turns The kindness of a married woman|to its mate as Inevitably as the is more wary, but her understanding | mariner’s guide turns toward the cause he got in your way. You are wrong. You kicked the cat b you were jealous. You k Decause your wife petted You think you complained at the dinner because it was a bad dinner Not at all. You complained because there was not roast pheasant, foles gras, grilled goldfish gouffle a la reine, Mr. Rockefel somebody, was having — phes pate de foles & And you, [shevist dictatorship that without realizing it, are experiencing | the emotion of jealousy 1 the dre You think you have cussed the ove- ) Bolshoy' Hing paper's oditoriais because they |24tlon of women, the wholesale mur- lare unjust to some one, On the ¢ lors | ‘trary, you cussed them because they |the workers to work, the flouting of | debated a subject of wich you know | all decenci« ‘nothing, under: nothing, ‘think you have quurrelled wi stionist ? empts reform in ly manner,” re- 1 orde COLLAR HIGHER ed. “The @ mere at unmarried we restore the mc ye so hideous under Bol- Govern- swung back to imperial- ; ful things that the netionall and robberies, the refusal of ome of a simple} ba ee Gases ke Wyte is keener. She has taken life's higher | north of its attraction, If any in- neighbor bec beat re i peiedlnede ie CTA duucation and it has modified her|truding element ‘deflects the balance deas, Yoo have reaily quarrelled An ms sito es u : Beye Y rina HI point of view as a great university | of a woman's devotion, her great ad- i one ei idee Bee a ont SPHBeERLed lols q \) Wit hill shapes ite verdant freshmen, She is| venture which beginy at Marri-Age from yours. ee ; ae ree Py ees oh cg not Letter, not necessarily sweeter or|is doomed to shipwreck. “A grouch,” says Dr. Hodge, “is| Who } Soclalists ts inst. y the same. more n her unwed sis- ter, hould be shown up for whw he is—a man wi! Next to a compass of love, her con- but, as the latter has the heart of | jugal conquest is conditioned largely a child, the former has the rt of @ by her will power. Having made up woman—and that, too, is @ beautiful ner mind that she loves one man a@ grouch based on} jealousy, He-went away a petty of- WHY As 4 Ni Brouch, th ist and the ip shevist must therefore be eliminated fiver He returned still a petty offi S: R thing and wants happiness with him, let © @ peacetu elie | Hence his grouc He does not see oa ae / ¢ va id an it we are to have a peaceful, well rhe aot SEASONS ¢/ \\ Marri-Age for woman is the @8% hep work for that happiness—think, Mekutructed| world that the fault was in himself, He at- HATS of adventure, when in the glorious rol pian and truly exert herself, Ci “How shall we climinate him—or| tacks the existing order. He inveighs + of Columbus abe discovers a new Do end truly exert herse SNe ne ~ ih sapien bus, depending on the wind to fitl his anans* tanked against a system which did not see fl world 1 a ene leer eialk Geen cuieteniccer sails, could not always make head- The critica of matrimony usually way’. gut the woman of to-day has lume themselves on being radical, It no excuse for allowing the matri« 5 o me they belo o the con- ae tone SUEY -Relene te. se < monial ship to drift. She must keep servative, not to way, cowardly oing: the es oF strength ani eA ROAR NES CTEM TER Te going the engines of her strength and | ts the perfect example of t , the malcontent,| “Do you believe that progress can the chronic ki for the reason) be achieved, or justice obtained, with- that he cannot see his fault, I should| out any resentment or discontent?" we | gay that the only way to show him | humbly asked. Hl ‘tis error is for some nd of his “Disconte replied the doctor, “is} fo point out his faults frankly and | one sentment another, Noth “It is difficult,” he admitte grouch éliminate the grouc r determination. ““X-Ray’’ Photography by Electric Lighthis wrist gum sommnyamomenys —o to have anything to do with *mashed the Hindenburg Line, a cx ing. Pr r* forcefully. Ax soon as a grouch sees | ing is ever gained by resentment, The; ° hare-brained noese mariner ey of control and obeartuls nself and becomes a construction- | oUt baving justice behind him. He e e tory. And the wise, peasim.stic phil- {urer. Losing her temper when he ‘ie | Yst, or he becomes a virulent menace | doe# not understand why hte feels re- pai cesbet ae eaiee atclndia gS hal an hour tate ‘0 dinner and an —- entful, He ot even conscious oft VUE TADS DYDE UTED ‘eer 9 yer a 5 Dab tnsdae Rots are inability to appreciate his funny ——— = = Ips tel ae aon CS ys ppt DENVER DOCTOR’S EXPERIMENT WITH A POCKET FLASHLIGHT LED 10 DIS- Hae ae : p ae yee in. stories aro storm signals which EVENING WORLD § toa wih we grievance in that the, COVERY THAT INFRA-RED RAY DOES WORK OF X-RAY SIMPLY AND CHEAPLY. tinet which inspired Queen Isabella Should be set before every bride at | PUZZLES | Man with the grievance knows he has Bret aneine Coin cee Ali t upain to sell her dewel, aend Ons Mare An « j one and airs it constantly, talking of A Le acne lA Liph iy, Ma I hood imbus on his quest for a new route 3 peel ae wi . r will oi. the nothing elae. The r Se peer in his hand, his Angers covering the lenr, hay to India and made the two of them Elysian Viclds of happy wedlock un- | By Sam Loyd | merely kicks at ie Baye ee pened to look down It, What he saw | pa ais 7 loss she i# Mit to adorn them, unless at 4 z ; etter Ge Wik ibe pie l given the word Anaihen discovery way to p init ode nm nust sigh for new y age she is and remains the A Pussle in the Saddle | viison, ce te et hem A rete lgaun hanesierlinont ihn ier Seely canaiat oThbL kaven: cone vuanielidt: eiarmice: eadenein acne " ERE is a pretty problem which T] Instead of rightfully te One Bieccdaver 1d DE. Paul & Slanted AE Denver aca| Jare sailed, over darkest Africa dawn husband found her at Marri-Age, H H figured ou a ride £0) hissell, He idea woctalist, the) former State Sceretary of Healta for Colorado, | thas broken, and nobody can suggest —————— wy Hizey to Quixiey as ee ‘/ ideal Bolshevist! Phe discovery is that the infra-red ray, suificientiy ine | any: prentical Way of Fepghing wars HE DIDN'T: FINIOH BARGAINING. : : mS Loa de Dr. Hodge is convinced that Bolshe- | tensified, or te tb tale i Hut the long, long trail of saventure HE pilot cadet who was prac- a vism-—-the nationaliaed ree GENT Gata. 04d ay te, ‘iene re retet fresh and alluring before tising solo takeoffs and !and é i¢ my steed | IRAs aa ciniw ch cheese aii RHA Hilehowmoee near © feet of every woman about to en ings, had been doing poor work Ad ANGEHCR KAN ine extent, There is the Bo nay and expensive Marri-Age , all day, Finally bis " na beaaid it Daa ie oie tue inetenen tee : A re It seoms to me a pity that she often instructor called SRE TEE ES acer orpha ariet MU ra his theory | , 8 ill-equipped for her voyage of him in and gave mich lower, 8o To ate sn aa ree ea co he we uch more jiscovery. Commandér Peary and his him a hot “haw!l- } 1 BACAR Frecuh re ow a ee Spaeth n the current trical tix. | |colleagues have brought to 4 high ing out.” “Now,” ' the uni} ed miniontc ont sy true’ perime | pitch of perfection the technique of he said at last, “L form speed ax shown in the skotch.| Me tibe Taablou’’ when by “wel con-| One night De. Hunter was i| : e boing a Polar explorer. In the last want you to take To encourage Don Pedro, who was the fexulationé! ¢ tans # NG iat a | @ flash ght his hand, and ¢o' ‘ mall picture illustrates how you few yoars the world has acquired an that machine up chief propelling power, T said we Ae eeciedl peaceful and comfort- | tructed by t é marked red glow of , an see bone outlines when hand is unhappy facility in fitting a soldier and make a decent grould pass through Pixley so as tol ® ‘ tence and @ renewal of love | the dim shadows of nes in his finger: held before a flashlight in the dark. with Inside and outside equipment for iraasnaiet Ikcae get some liquid refreshments; and} ania be absalied said he "the red rays came thr Large picture is an actual photo his great adventure. Yet @ woman! ing, You must bring yoor tall-skid | j from that moment he could think of | "You do not be Lied te done he! tean intensity th aes | frag taken af ne Hunter w th 2 | still is allowed to arrive at Marri-Age to the ground at the same time as the i Rothing but Pixley. After we had been | KPO" ae Peer domestic) © O ; esta bbe PEM Ph uo . = ray filter ith many new clothes, a few old two wheels touch.” ‘The frightened | travelling for forty minutes I asked pale ‘gate ae su whe hath BR rays hue ne rey ppestanesty pal, a photographie pia! platitudes and some admira inten-| cadet opened his throttle, made a cir- how far we Lad gone and he replied: | i hip might not} | pationt to the ray than to take the welg p- | uw the sole contents of her kit-\ cuit of the aerodrome and attempted A ust half fa it ts to Pixley ine paratun with its cells and coils to patient, W So Dr. Hunter selaed tho firat op rv to land again, This time he brought j After creeping ng for seven tiles | LES boon to the count or i yuld t 1] » : to lay h and on a naked | had muoh rather discover any-| down the machine on its nose with o more I usked: “How far in it to Quix- as Ht nah eture diugn with ar umerat | pan atic photo plate and ex hing at all-even a smoke-begrimed | joyd pop and it rolled over on its q Jey?" and he replied as before: “Just |!8 ; omy of value only tot nd the ver the ele ght for a moment nwa in the and of the Middle back, driving two bracing king half as far aa it Is to Pixley.” Wear ie a = ve n Me 1a pletu f hia 5 West—than stay tamely at home all) posts ¢ » of the upper planes Fived at Quixley in another hour,} |The ductor hes for the n hon it ean alford or ivhou with bis fret try. It wa very my Iie, Still, in her heart, every! imo the ground thought told out the distance from B: to Quix-| "I 4 ee alist | x wood t & natrimonial Columbus hopea to reach cadet crawled out of the crash." vii verthrow. In some few} * He rea did, sir, Isn't she on her two king uy cena Hinstar of done nfe t 1 out: “It only We re spout and costly way. He has made, posts and he rudder?" —Canadian ANSWER TO CARRYING THE! shou appr ve of a #e ration sre at} ae yen can shi d ; ’ |¥ pat ne itatet which he prophesies Aviator In Jud iia? DISTRICT. n only after all attempts at sel-| a ‘ 1 v hool boy will at once begin s wiunioe canals oa iflc and righteous adjustment haa| i koa mare a / ! to play with, and every doctor to LABRADOR'S GOOD SAMARITAN, KK ecund failed. Co-operation—that i : eR _SHUITER Bing plat ; : hie abr \ his business. R. WILFRED THOMASON third 1,800 $e si ft Seu And peratio . ’ have a good a ; nent Fey tte does not intend to secure pat Ib GRENFELL, the Good Samar- eee ke called mon’ sense, is one} ar } Keren x sible on combination of tan of Labrador and New- SOFTENING A STONE. Jof the rarest things in the world, go- | Neninnii he ; piokM ut Pie ry fe rtd foundiand, Was born near Chester, F eretanmani ty aes A e to co-operate with] A Bs ' : i sey Vy Y England, fifty-four years ago. Hie A ase aclin eg Or ate aaa 4 Hence Bolshevism and | TR he - | atthelimbs. ‘Hegaya:| work among the inhabitants of -rraigcocuapcaee tp oerremgsannisg EY rs! Wives and husbands re 1 learn acew. “ | My cla is that with a box titted) the bleak and Barren coast of Lab- mia’not make muon progres, A| file 0 co-operi each other ‘STRING caata Y, é , aed ” tuner and i box of pan | rador has given hun a foremost place ata, Hig ‘as Pat Henee domest visin, It means | 4 A cl | ea pet P| righ among the twentieth century mis- oo gelalpte anes SAE 108 and jon, And f | 4 she An E and that it; Sionaries of the religion of service, way, Taking the ham ho’ broke) aie eianda lak Intervale’ it are OPIN. " I plate} st give the Mea to id with |e penned. In bis Seaman's In- the stone with case you are an incipient or a | TANK »pe that 1 further stitute at St. John's and his schogle Said Pat: “Sure now, and it be aisy grouch. And if they tell yelos " , news, with o its u by im-| and hospitals oatiered slong. the @ to break the stone after I have YOU Arey ured a Wratten | xtreme red 1y filter and a fine point of light Gosia BBG tore sensitive! tapregor Shae: ie. bous."~—Londoy Answers. |" Have you kicked the cat lately? in successfully photographing the bones of the limbs [tensciess shutter and diaphragin, He! hig tame for doing in a more reunt-| X-ray machine,” | as the world endures. ’ ; ) (ete em a a aes seas