The evening world. Newspaper, March 17, 1919, Page 18

‘ oe “ . Rt *. 7 a About Plays IGHTPEN hundred wounded sol- } diers are slated for a big time to-night, thanks to a couple of “regular feile Col. Ben Alt Me- | Afes and John McK, Bowman. Col. MeAfes has bought out the peating capacity of the Knickerbocker Theatre and turned’ it over to De- Barkation Hospital No. 5, New York In addition to th the } Pital’s stafl will see Lester.” Mr, Bowmin has arrange to have te theatre purty preceded by a din ner for the soldiers at the Biltmote. | Just before the curtain rises on the first act of the show Anna Iitziu will Ome “The Star Spangled Banner,” end during the intermission Andrea de Geguroia the Metropolitan Opera House baritone, will sing “The Mar- | ec.” Marth W. Littleton and} Police Commissioner Wnright are ox- | ed to deliver brief addres: an “added attraction.” entire liors "Listen, | y WE DONS THE GREEN Friars’ Club last night) when Geen. Mamene retein is wearing @/ Levy, the cartoonist, came in ged @mmroc o-day y Bert thought of a ke. TH’ Same is really od ought to be popular the frat | Now WoT SAM Pi sein, Me inte nde to * he suid to the hulf- HILL ARE ‘YOU BAWLIN ° Boer int ace |) ABOUT TES ‘CAUSE, ROP aoe Sonne a y ‘ew little Bill.” - WHICH? ert dropped in a big! LI. AFTER DINNER Siro, “peaking of plays," writes T. Bol chair to laugh | ~ Hy, “can you inform me whether there | is @ vtireak of ‘Lightnin’’ in Bacon GOSSIP. 2 | or @ streak of Bacon in ‘Lightnin’?'” It’s a secret. k HOME AGAIN! ta Bana and Genevieve Temple, daugh- | » ters of Piward P. Temple, stage! f rector for the Messrs. Strubert, re- turned to New York yesterday with | « “Maytime” after their first trip on the road with a theatrical company. These young women took time to sxamine closely every city they vis- fted. Buffalo, they say, is “a ni overgrown — pli r y w,." and they Schenectady. should - so that people could Pronounce it. 7 “Really,” said Miss Edna, “the only way to pronounce that town's nan is to swallow your chewing gum ar By BIDE DUDLEY COMIC PAGE Monday, March 17, 1919 LITTLE MARY MIXUP and Players way § mary! wy Dont You LET Bons “ThE Your SLED PART OF “le TIME 2. day he grew worse and our home soon became.a place very much you've where like the city of flame heard of and read of, Satan is King, The jovs we onec knew there had all taken wing At last mother bought hima bor of goud smokes. Baid she: “Li ten, Henry! Omitting all jokes the smell of tobacco ig something T miss, Please smoke, dear.” And then mother gave him a kiss "Oh, well,” replied father, “if that's how you feel, I'll smoke a cigar or so after each meal,’ He's at it again and our home ts serene. But father thinks mother was terribly mean. LEVY'S JOKE. Little Billy, the forty-inch vaude ile comedian, was in the cafe o THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY Cressy has returned fiom went as an cnter- Wil M rance, where iner. Th Tea f ive a perfor fills for the Mart Full * company will | e to-day at Comp | uipearing in| f the Winter | of the late Golden nny Wiso" seems to be gaining opularity at Helmont. Tt will nove to another house next week. | formance of st inj was given last night » for the officers anu me Lf of “Robin Fuod" ht several! | Between the t the hel Dano 0! een pluced | Covrriant 1919, Brest Punuaning Ce UN Pening World» under long s by the ary Messrs, Shubert FOOTE I8 BUSY. Rachel Crothers's new play, "39| ee ore we te, whose first} Kast.” in which Constance Binney, y, “Toby's Bow.” is the attraction! hax the icading role, opens in Wagh- | [aeantme me memere can at the Comedy Theatre, is working on| ington to-night. WH FShesctaesd aed nascar Mc a several other comedies. He intends nk Smithyon is staging “Phe | to dramatize some of his short stories. | Golden Fleece,” which will be played for the Actor nd at the Broad DOOLEY’S FIRST FILM. Johnny Dooley’s first film comedy ‘WM be started this week. The com-|t pany which is to star the comedian| Theatro to-night, is to write the mu sic for a comedy to be produced by nf t Street will be its of Doole ler the ge Force,” . A serie will be made u of “The Office BY WAY OF DIVERSION. My father came home from the fice one day and, hunting up Mother, he said: “Listen, May! T've given up smoking. ft, my dear.” It made happy she wanted to cheer. habit's expensive,” my went on, never be called a Cheap John, feel that such cash belongs really to you, 80, Mother, believe me, | Tve quit it—I'm through.” Nert day he adhered to the vow he had made, his face a bit darker, if only a shade, but when he came” home to his dinner he growled and kicked at the dog and the cat | and he scowled asethough he were sorry he'd ever been born, His manner was somewhat more surly next morn, The butcher's bill riled him and caused him to swear, The language he used apoiled a lot of good air, Hach ral title I mean . “The father THE TRUTH AT LAST. ¥ dear, you know there Is noth. x M ing I hate more than a domes. tic scene.” “Well, then, John Henry Dub waite, why do conduct yourself fn a way that forces me domestic scene?” “What have I done?” “Nothin, that's said ‘Yes, my dear’ times I'm sick and tir {t. Why don't you occasionally? ‘Thre slam the door, kick en to choke me , do ‘something to conv me th mar.ied to a red-blooded man a ly fish!" to create a You've me so Many of hearing e your temper things a spineless je Age-Herald. - PIPE CAUSES WORRY “Force of habit is a | Wonderful thing,” said a Lewiston girl, “Now,! my father smokes @ pipe. Smokes a great deal, and when he is going y hing, his pipe is his Tiree conalterstion’ ‘wont Sm ago| — DEVELOPS THE BUST) Removes Wrinkles Dr. Chari nd recommended for over fifty ie prepared of harmless, healing and nour fehing ingredients, scientifically blended, Which, combined with ite elegant and @ainty rose odor, make it the ideal mas Age and dressing cream If you have never used Dr. Flesh Yood, we carnestly urge you to do ‘and note its pleasing, wonder fo at Tul effects. Ge oale at all druggiste or Department Biores—or a wample box with hook "ill be went to any roader pouluge, Addrens Dr. Charles Feed Co., Urooklyn, N. ¥.—auvts hurst Theatre Sunday night, comedies |#!l the seats at the Belmont for the Tuesday night and W noon perf least a dozen her so jare “and, though I could |and would Jike to have a 1 {or part Sun. word.” The Day's Good Stories | 3 Flesh Food has been used | n} Charies | Will Marion Cook, whose Syncopa ed Orchestra opens at Nora Bayes's he Messrs, Shubert Rodman Wanamaker has bought esday after y th 1 is any America are ing offe abroad, At mbers-of the ippodro! wanted in London and Paris, WHO'LL SET 'EM UP? 1am gcing to New York Monday return boy in Baltin Kverything Advertisement A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Fort Collins, Col man T Do ce Hin TAKE er OF THE Time — He HAS iT Goin’ up Hie and — TOT ELCCOTT He’s Been Kidding Her Too Well! a You “TELL ME su HAVE 1) BEAUTIFUL EYES: Bape Cun Han. 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