The evening world. Newspaper, March 14, 1919, Page 22

WTP be ti Borla, JOSEPH PULITZER. Publi: Di Except Sunday by the Prees Publishing ¢ oaths! 63 Park Row, New Yor RALPH PULITZDR, President, 63 Park Row. ompany, k J. ANGUS FHAW r, 63 Park Row, Secretary, 63 Park Row. cians 2 MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS, i Assented Prem fs exclusively entitied to the nee far republication of at! news denatdhes ovat to 1t of not otherwise credited in this paper aod also the loval news publiahed herein, t sewn seciecilaoechnaessininna . . i VOLUME 5 (sHibiebersncy seeveesNO, 21,084 t picnics t RESIDENT WILSON arrives in Paris to-day to carry through to a conclusion the task he has undertaken ; The Senate of the United States is no longer in session It can offer him no further aid and encouragement. It can furnial him no more of those enthusiastic, enlightening, constructive sugge: tions which have contributed so much toward assuring the world ful- filment of its eafhest desire for a League of Nations to safeguard its peace. Immediately following the President's r it month, duty: menpryenclers turn to the United States Senator Cummins of Iowa urged upon Senators their “Before the Constitution of the League is finally adopted by the Peace Conference tae President ought to know the views of every Senator with respect to its terms.” The time was short. Nevertheless the President went aboard the George Washington with a pretty clear notion of what a certain number of hard-thinking Senators professed to think—then. | Only ten days have gone by since the President sailed. Would a majority of those Senators be found expressing themselves anent the proposed covenant in exactly the same terms they used two weeks ago? | We doubt it. Before the end of last week even Senator Lodge was stepping nimbly forward to a position where he only asks to have | the present covenant, if possible, “discussed and strengthened,” | Somehow this drafted Constitution of a League of Nations looks different to the Republican Senatorial eye when viewed outside thi Senate Chamber—where the clearer light of public opinion begins to fall revealingly upon it. Sixteen days ago Senator Cummins invited the Senate to gaze upon the “unfortunate” prospect of nations represented at the con ference concluding a treaty (including the proposed Constitution of 4 League of Nations) and returning to their respective countries “only to find that their work had been disapproved by the Senate of the United States, leaving an instrument of such vital importance to the world without force or effect." Earlier in the present year the Senate listened to a very differen prediction from Senator Lewis of Illinois, who said: “Senators say they will not vote to ratify the treaty if made by President Wilson as now proposed. . . . “IT answer they will hear from the great American people their masters; and, as Wilson has ever gone to the people with every project and has received upon his measures ever and ever their approval, the distingulr*ed Senators will be found | doing what they have ever done—yielding their a ble in dorsement and unanimously being behind him, suddenly finding out that to be otherwise is to be self-destroying. As things look now, upon the shoulders of which of the® two Honorable Senators can the genuine mantle of the prophet be dis. cerned ? | t | ' 7 ny Charles Solomon, Socialist Assemblyman from Brooklyn, is having bad dreams in which he sees ice at $1.00 per bundred pounds retail next summer. | What can you expect of a winter that everybody speaks well off <4 2_________ MERITED PRAISE FOR POLICE WORK. BIT of deserved praise for the police comes from the Grand Jury in connection with the sensational messenger boy hold up in Broadway a week ago to-day. Commenting on the fact that, within a few hours after the| sixteen-year-old runner was beaten and robbed of the & the crime, the foreman of the Grand Jury stated in behalf of his fellow jurors before Judge Rosalsky in General Sessions “We appreciate to the fullest extent the brilliant, efficient and rapid work done in this case by Detectives August Mayer and Grover C, Brown. duty on the part of members of the Police Force should not go un noticed at the present time When circumstances comy of old-style police politics inevitable tendency to turn a suspicious eye on the whole force, Obviously this is unjust. There are plenty of policemen whi are doing their honest, faithful duty as public se changes or intrigues at Headquarters the part of these men deserve mention With hold-ups alarmingly frequent, with other reported on the increase and with anyth the present powers Police Department, the degree to the public to look askance at sign vants rej Instances of prdiess of good work on of 1 dence corms rime g but cont in publie and policies manifest in the admini New York needs every measure ration of the can have of hich ts police service remains efficient ent Gem WHO ATE THE SUSAR? Tt will come os the use of sugay du & surprise to those of us wo pinch ng 1918 to learn from the ed on annual report of the American Sugar Refining Company that the country’s consumption kept up to the average of the three preceding years. What became of the store that must have be those wao went on rations and had thei; seribed in Mr. Hoover's colossal ¢ names Md indexes ~etiers From People Dis) y Their) r jah Ne farade, Tor zw Fo the Faitor of The Bening Work! T see T Evening World that T have taken the liberty of w Abeles asking for an to Major Gen, John F. O'Ryan , nO oR geating that at the coming parade of . LL the 27th Division he has in of 1 each regiment a Nower-bed on the sides of which will t w sign stating the full strength « ave beer regiment before it went in year, ‘Tha various batties, the number who pave or $1440 pe up theis lives, how many were|yeur. It would be in ailog to know Wounded, und the list of battles that|if landlords are assessed that much iment was in, It is bat ti v7 where thie raising vent will stop, | wows a or | 5,000 package | pessimi of bonds he carried, detectives had in custody five boys charged with |dently thought it was, for she rush h up in the Department there is the | peved Mrs. Jarr by the|more than formerly and when and Merchants’ Accommo Th There is a special reason why clean-cut, effective performance of | mother’s own dear, fsanctimonious, e Jarr Family EDITORI | Friday, March 14, 1919 ‘By May i "MeCardell | AL PA GE! right, 1919, revs Publishing Co, Evenime World.) y J. Ve Cassel Sayings of Mrs. Solomon B There Are Just Three Brands of Husbands: Those Who Suffer From Temper, Those Who Suffer From Temperament, and Those Who Are Afflicted With Temptations. Y Daughter, of wooers and philanderers tiere are. fifty-seven varieties. But of HUSBANDS there are just three brands. Those who suffer from Temper, those who suffer from Temperament and those who are afflicted with Temptations. And which of these would ye draw? For the first knowest just y Helen Rowland by the Drow Publishing Co. we New York peradventure, resembleth a firecracker Thou WHAT he shall explode. His wife studyeth to understand him and is filled with subtlety, She treadeth softly and smileth soothingly aud all her words are “Yes, dear.” She NO spoken opinions. She ariseth at dawn to see that his coffee be ready and his linen laid out and his eggs neither a quarter of a minute overdone nor a quarter of a minute underdone. She prepareth his bath with the aid of a thermometer and secth to it that NO ONE toucheth his newspaper. For she dreadeth lest a tiny spark shall light the fuse of the Human Firecracker and the house be wrecked, when and at hath But an husband with “Temperament” is as a bomb in a dark haliway or lightning in a forest; thou canst not divine WHERE his wrath will strike. It smiteth, alike, the just and the unjust Lo, like unto the simoon, when all the household seemeth calmer than 4 summer afternoon and all. the world is filled with sweetness and light it wriseth suddenly and without warning, shattering the bric-a-brac, beating upon the furniture and destroying whatsoever chanceth to be in its way Yet, when the storm hath abated the “Temperamentalist” himself can- hot say why it arose, save that he hath eaten ONE muffin and cannot fiad uis pet collar button And thereafter, peradventure, for an whole fortnight he is sweeter han honey and milder than a California winter or a Sunday in Yooker Veri a Temper may be endured and a ed or divorced, but an husband that . Verily be “Temptations” is Temperament mi is afflicted with an eternal punishment For wherescever he goeth “Temptations” shail fo w after him. And if they do not pursue him then will be go and FIND them. hem all by their first names and knoweth all their habitats for he calleth y hrough the bars. though he were placed behind bars of steel, yet would he flirt And if a woman so much as casteth an eye in 3 dirae- tien he eryeth in his heart: ‘Alas, WHY am I so irresistible that they will NOT She that weddeth a Temper dweileth amid leave me alone?” Go to, go to! <yrockets and fireworks, and she that weddeth a Temperament saileth the Ship of Matrimony over mines and amidst submarines, But she that weddeth a vietim of “Temptations” th herself tir t to How to Be a Bett er Salesman Copyright, 1919, by the Prom Publishing Co, (Th Now York Evening World.) s riled because the President don't A a E a r n B 1 g g e ip Pa y | The Jarrs Get a Surprise, Relatively Speaking, |@iscuss this League of Nations more n uly with them, What does he go iffitl G rclmemiars (ever vock. cortices “cc H, look who's coming up the | t Killed a cow. Some folks is|back to Europe for, why don't he By Roy Griffith outaids, (2 you bh velaiy: street, m nt’ cried Ger- | lucky, come down to Hay Corners and ax The Evening World's Authority on Successful Salesmanship. Without doubt, many iegisiative trude, the maid, turning) “The cow wasn't,” remarked Mr.| the advice of honest toilers?” Cobstat, 110. bs. (ke Frecan ¥ Co, (The New York Brening Works, | mistakes are being made. But you fvora her observation post at the front | Jarr, “How long you going to stay this Mr. Griffith's salesmanship colvin® 18 published daily. Instructive | oo help business to become stabtle window. Her excuse for being there} | “Wal, no," replied Uncle Henry.| time, Uncle Henry?" asked Mrs, Jarr | articles like to-day's alternate with answers to questions which salcsmen | i204 by talking about them to 8 was to see if ft needed cleaning. She /“And beef meat is so high that their fapprehen us Unclo Henry pro- | readers of The Evening World ura invited to ask Mr. Grigith by letter. | tomers, And it's only # wasve of eswit ian cians male not have oie *mveh prof in driving Ca ues is oft i s heavy shoes | Address him care of th ae ae period of change |YOUF Valuable ime. If you want to | broug’ ie 4 a cattle on to the tracks at night and} d make at home, yr ‘, i} tways du & period af one | ck, e i ut dollars for us," ventured Mr. Jarr./cially when you have to go to law! itor, edge eh \THOUT fear of contradiction, | why criticise, who find fault, who bor |YOMr cusomers, pea Jeally, But Mrs, Jarr evt-| about it, if the claim agent suspects | around town to the theatrea, Ed. I Can Why rrin: Vavetiae CaF | inde IGHAIY: ANAL UH® COMIN MM VIREO! vce aten! cenaluncaent Te 1 | you—and some of them is #0 dishon-| hear there is immoril shows going on | viction that the fate of our) to tie demnition bow-wows, igh gage ; paghhicptcedten. eagerly to the open ment And | ost themselves that they does suspect | in this town, and Lwant to see thom (Seat nation rests largely to-day in} Now enters tie salesman, He ts | Wases. ges in some industries . t it ! a4 ae Oh eae oe i a. ¥ of the men und women ft seople every day, He | Were abnormally high during the war. j looked ou you, But, ginerally, the railroads! and denounce then! when 1 git back {tte hands the men une ing many people every day De Eh i “It's Uncle Henry!" she remarked | gettia for a pure-bred, registered Al-| home, I want to tell your Aunt |WHO sell things, It ts a tremendous | hears compiaints, Perhaps he him- ie Le al ost all branches o: {in a disappointed tone. “Your Uncle! derney, and the honest farmer don't Balke hae he clea nful place |TesPone ibility we are facing—a res self is not exactly satisfled with the | pusiness have risen to compete with | Henry from Hay Corners! have to go before the Legislature and| where women smoke clearettes. sponsibility we cannot, must not,| way things seem to be going. If he|"!8ing costs. In any firm wages are . ‘e Uno enry, | here women smoke cigarettes and ; : : : figured into the cost of doing busi- It wasn't Mr. Jarr’s Uncle Henry.!ask that them greedy railroad mo-|joat and complain, and it's no won. | 1a8e: cares to be dissatisfied, that is, of 5 Jit was Mos, Jarr’s Uncle Henry, her | nop, be made to disgorge der them Bullsheviats from Rooshia |, Th? ‘ate World war turned every-| course, his privil This is a free| Bess. If prices decline, ao that they “But say, Ed, do you think this . oni. thee nee WV sooshI4 thing topsy-turvy. The whole world | country. But when he meets some | cannot get as much for their product hypocritical, parsimonious, greedy | ernment ownership is going to cia is being reorganized on a new and] one who is loud in his condemnation | ® formerly, they must make up the farmer brother, A pest if ever there hum the horny handed farmers in|. "1 Want to see them Bullshevists | better basis, As is inevitable, busi- | of everything in general, the salenr | difference somewhere. Ah! The pay was one, hem thir “Some of them nosey [0% Are they with a circus like the ness is "nervous."" We are all more or | man must not stage a little exclu- |envelope Is “the goat’—maybe. But “And he's como to visit!" WhiM-|Govermint sinecuro holders might |*Ptted ladies and Circassian Prin- |less bewildered, Now conditions. un- | sive indignation meeting with the/need it be? Why can’t salesmen “He's got that ter-| want to investigate if it was a runt | Cesses? Wake me when the sausages familiar problems are arising. They | disgruntied one. ‘That is only throw- | Preach the doctrine that if workers Hble blue cloth-covered telescope vi: | steer and an Alderney champeen |! Cooked.” And the tired toller from |are being handled according to the fuel on the flame, ‘The salesman | Will increase their efficiency so that lise he brings so little in and takes! niKer, Arcady was soon snoring on the |best knowledge that our greatest lead- | must spread optimism and good cheer, | they can do more work in the same fo much away with!” | "Well, you are hungry, Unete | Sof ra ponnena, Marien er tee History shows that mankind has |length of time the employer can af- Sure enough it was Uncle Henry. | Henry, Til have Gerirude cook you —r emerged successfully from out many | ford to keep up the sume level of as described, the stains of travel still | some of the sausage,” said Mrs, Jarr, | The R om a ne e of Wo rds unusual situations. It seems that | Wages? upon him. He came in with jocund|ty whom these old animonities of the whatever happens is for an ultimate| This applies to the salesman too. ing, kissed his niece, attempted |farmers and the heartless railroad | a) od, Business is fast returning to | is present earningy aro to con- Hae tie bugin: GANTURH AEGEN| Cote eee teens By James C. Young. Fer GRE TGEea PLGA TIT Cea ITLRUAEE TRUE he re ee handy with Mr. dare and slapped him Yd ye much obt ged” said the| — How Everyday Expressions Had Their Origin, | 10» continue to be, some tittie “russ- sell more ood, Me can oniy al on the back en he thumped down |visitor, “i'm plum tuckered out, 1| — ST now we hear a good deal about! been taken from the Latin, but the| ‘9 around” in the proceas. mere genes. By tall Pptimlatioghyy his vallse and looked pained, “I hope | jave to do most of the work when [ ve ° ; Ral ward halite mien Aner iaawe ince It is the sa business to | to his prospective customers, by help- I hain't bruk my bottle of bitters!” lam on the ¢ Mak Gua (eter ua boycotting German £0008 : ne i mee a aE ae Oy | help along during the period of re- jing to stabilize "nervous" business. he groaned to have a rest and get away from PAU EHOLOS TS DRUG MATa en cue eeme (a) USER SERNAM conatFUatlon! Dy aching the doc-| So, you see, when the sman Ute Ho opened the telescope valise 10! your Aunt Hetty's te that 1 |Present meaning in an unusual mane | WOUlT peor Nove oF out OF mine | trine that “overything Is lovely.” {¢| comes the purveyor mood cheer er, aad grinned with relief when hi get h a hi » hireg | Nev ft is One of a good many Eng. Fr Ldlaged ne ae sOUsNeNs | verybody preached that doctrine to and “business better thin usual” be noted the black bottle was Intact are 5 ita h words which entered the lane Are Gerives B BYAY Ae WHEN BOWS | overybody | consistently, every- | is helping his own game along and at “ Chen he took a dose, smacked hi day now." » wholly by accident. About how We have spoiled a really Ane] i WwoOuLs be “lovely” in no time | the same the doing a real patrlotio {ps and murmured, “Mer medicina’ Mt you had @ sleep on the tra tor Ars ugo ( tt, an eri by twisting it to mean “free Vas Criticism, complaints and dis- | service ate re One of the most familiar terms Inne pinave in| ass puppusses only replacing it, |inquired Mrs. Jarr 4 Sin ANA UMS oxiitehen (acl Me tion are stumbling-bloe a brought forth what seemed, at first} No 1 hat said 1 Henry his Reon Inly every one understands ita | tie Way of national pr ery-| THE SCHEME THAT FAILED, a patlid and 4 bund snake When | travel, 1 n the day | rsh measures, He was be pes but perhaps very few of us| body is doing the best they can and OWEN awoke with 4 It age, genuine country vausage | coach and drinks ee water and enj Lough Mpa farm hy same: oF she ieee cansidered ite orien OK ob. | everything is coming along all right, B wis his wife's birthday and from my own farm, fer you, Hd!" he elf ‘cus ra ra on his fand, local trades FUoeit deibon citabrovincicn tr anal aek We AGIMMRa preRGD. THA he ected to bring her a orted, Them as comes with fall| people | me m othe tra used vig an 1) Words in common use which might | 4 nation is nothing but a collec- | present when he cu night hands lus welcome! So don't|T tel what t Pa. DP SOTALAAY OE oes Hole wave the same significance, The term| ton of individuals, fundamentally, | before He decid esort to complain to the neighbors that 1 eo: . # to reacuo him. ‘Dheso circum-i 10 oon attributed to a hulf doren|A# those Individuals are, so s the | stra Hurry ing netairs, be ee you, bring you nothing ant) From an Inventor's Note) a hare PRB OSE POrne Ne ould be difficult ta{ nation, If the salesman will spread placed-a large plate on the hail table then eat you out of house and home to employ ¢ erm "boycott" af 1 ania. who wus the fire in to use {tis prosperity tals, his optimism, his | and tet 7 houve, When I could get twenty-two cents a pound Book. ynonym for taclam, S00) i+ asut there Ie little question that |bollef that everything coming | Mra. Bowen came down be met her for that vausage right in Hay Cor WancHAOANDEC TORT In bulk a) {28 Word was in use throughout tee i Si ginaty 5 written by an lends | Alon ely, his influence wil! smilingly and with mu ourtesy ners-and t be all of Bv0| power » be Ween invented that (lends mene! pread to England ot man as an abbreviation for “all |#pread and broaden thr all | sald: pounds of ite" a ae Sci nn! shcEbe tenon 1 It is now included in cop cot.” ‘The outhor of this famous| tle commonwealth. On the other| “My dear, this being your birthday, w supper, thank pari all tionaries, The orlg- pbreviation doubtless would have| hind, 1 tremble to think of the fate! I brought home a 1 cake for » ry." sald Mes, dart An olectrio flash lamp with a bulb | in na been lost, but It '#i Setied the words as “oll korrect,"* of our nation all the sales nen | you,” A emarked the visitin vie of a hand ts a nov f our most forceful terms to Pennie another word that the | Would go round spreading dire propa-| With happy antictpation she fol- relative, “lm mighty hungry, I've bi} GE. ag SPAM OR ETB Ee y trade st thelpusiness man use anvtantly ana{ecies of starvation, revolution, ua- | lowed just in to se m kick on the train since yisiiddy ‘ 80 @ woo ave | soods of any partic an. COM>) often with much emphasis, Like its| est and red ruin the dog nd stare in apparent emagee to lay over at Thund uck June for t re of or nation, neighbor gratis, remit comes fr the| No matter what your private per-|ment at the empty piate tion waiting for three hours for the an a tis Is another word often met Latin and means “to send back.” So] sonal beliets may be, keep them to | Hae eatrutet be cried, savagely, 3 . | tha etter asking stomer to re- m i Poa ee cel” tion to come rocontiy invented stuffed animals| th in business, and we of course | that Assad See DEE SE Sena| yourself if they're not cheerful. gf eaten, your cake LAR jin on the branch line from Seldom- for children have skins that can be accept it to mean that something will| back” the value in money for what|Thus are you nelping the progress | surprise. he still hay ‘bis UH, 8 Been and Smithville, 1 heern tell as removed and washed, pPlied without charge, Jt as |he hae bought, y= |9f our pation, When you go to gee’ muzz! 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