The evening world. Newspaper, March 13, 1919, Page 24

aiid " COMIC PAGE Thursday, March 13, 1919 Towser Must Be “A bsent” But Not “Missed!” ' T en Towser “TS our ~Runk AND HE S GONE “To PALM BEACH Tm scared 76 Tent Mom — a som = HERE “Towser! HERE Towser! WHERE CAN THaT Doe BE ® WELL, Some p Mas Gor BoDy’ OT ‘To CLEAN UP “Towser's PLaTE ? “Augustus Does His Bit” | Shaw With a Popgun By CHARLES DARNTON WY OW that the war is over, we can afford to smile indulgently at Ber- nard Shaw's bit of nonsense, “Augustus Does His Bit,” put on at the Comedy Theatre last night before “Toby's Bow." There was a time, according to re- | port, when Shaw stood in danger of |!' is like taking ca having stones thrown at both him-|4But you may self and his house. But that time, ike this one-act play in more or less Question, suggests ancient history The recruiting days in England mean|Spviouy wort little or nothing to us, now that our/that his pay be boys are coming back with the flash ot victory in their eyes, Quick as ho is with a play or a pamphlet of the moment, Shaw falls short in t D C With his Augustus, a fa’ iow away in the part of the lorious officer in charge it by being “made p” to look like @ station, he merely pokes|Shaw. But he did @ very good bit tu inefficient duffers who put on|vf work, and saved o Now, this is all very well as tions from being pa gatire, yet the truth is that “Augustus|morous turn he Does His Bit” is nothing more that Shaw with a popgun. The old, melo-| the dramatic trick of the woman-spy is/ing officer, and turned again—that ts seductive|charm and fascinat charmer flatters the off and by doing proves that » an lake [re ¢ little play was very well done him @ record of gun emplacements|but at this late day It didn't seem that mean a great deal to the enemy. worth doing ly from a baby. St Cun AS AMIN bit SSS NN 3 the whole THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY Some service! if “THio * BULL-SHEVEEK™ WAITER 19 A Cuckoo! HE SERVED MOST OF TH DINNER In MY Lap ! DIDNT ‘You -ER- FoRGET SOMETHIN’ to the I DID'NT BRING ANY “UMBRELLA” WITH me # By BIDE DUDLEY RAY COMSTOCK ha nged! HOW SHE KNEW ] to produce a new play by Guy] Bernard Gra: Me °. in Holtag and George Middleton, | f a entitled “The Cross." It is to bel, ne rather an ambitious offering of a r ile he was in " 4 yet, at the eame| France waa ‘approached by at Reeve eetee ane yen et "s young woman who asked him his na time, not a Sermon. 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