The evening world. Newspaper, March 8, 1919, Page 14

cmettiie ape By BID i About Plays and Players. E DUDLEY LSIi o has been |throat, using the tit:e-honored spoc . rtaine | Method : . % has writte | saiq the doct back t friena New ¥ tha will reel supper: I’m turn to A ’ May She doesn't T tt yed h i 3 {With teara or Intend to stay , however mare her 5 Paris about Aug. 1 ant ay trical production | A REAL POET ther« “BURGOMASTER” CAST. A Burgemaster BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Said Silas M:Guggin, in Pee Weeple’s store: “The season for fishin’ is nearin’ once more, 1 guess TU an’ my line an’ fish, for at anglin' I'm fine. Last year I went fishin’ at teast once a week, 1 darned leaned out ev'ry pond, lake and creek. I guess I'm the best at that game in the tand. Oh, fishin’ is onajthing 1 sure under: stand.” “You do love to fish,” replicd Grandpa McGee, “an' Gish Wilson's boy ull be happy to sec you startin’ agin, ‘cause I r from old Gish the lad go out with my pole ketch me some near made a bankroll a'sellin’ you fish “What's that?" came from Silas You know that's not right. You'e got an idea that you're turrible bright, 1 ketch all my fish with my own pote an’ line. A feller who buys tem is just @ cheap shine.” Then Silas went out of the store pretty mad, Said Grandpa: “By gum, he's @ touchy old lad. That he bought his flah from the boy there's no doubt, fer thot's how I git all that I brag about.” AS YOUNG BROWN SEES IT. Albert Brown, of “Keep It to You son who thinks me from the is a dear, A policem publicity pass. Afte away in his 1 antly “I reckon Dr Dusy t days.” ed the handsome "Yes," rep! agent n't have hat he is ma 1 the Rivo he has He is still co: Edwar son of E. Dave was taken to e his tons Harry Davenport and kin, rushed from their matinee p formance of “Three Wise encourage him for his ord doctor arrived as the his supper ings, he , Stopping the examined the procee youngste asked Dad, boy, Baby js Mother's m'the Kid, and you, |Camps Merritt Reisenfeld is pretty press much time to follow pper, “but Lincoln nd mother, boy was eating 6 Hudson tus 4 vege | 0. B. Williams Street, He nf No. table rhyme, If 3 an pronounce Greenw as "i a it of the blame on of Mr. W WW vf the chy t“siceet tittle girl up in Greenwich, Was perfectly crazy pinach, She'd sit. and devour These greens by the Then hour, clean up tie t a meal, * came the » Mount Ver hon or New fochetic tried the fire how “ sald the propri- ked for sandwiches “Not enough tn it!” “But I've got to eat and anything you want to cha “Nope] Nothing doing!” Mr. Ganther went Race until he! York. ‘The to help the | subseribed $ Armenia day starving Julius Tanner, monologist, has re- turned from @ tour of the country Vegxy I ins is having @ bed lik the one in “A Sleepless Ni for her apartment, "at ¥ has been engased | leading role in Rachel Croth- ers’a new comedy. Engagements cont for in| other cities will cause Leo Ditrich- | stein to leave the Liberty on 15, Gertrude Vanderbilt will be seen at the Aronson benefit’ at the Astor | Theatre Sunday night. | Harold Atteridge and Harry Car- roll have been commissioned by the y. |Mensra. Shubert to write two musical plays, “| Rill Bryan, the baby donkey at the is Hippodrome, made his debut as an actor yesterday, He wore bis voico in a -brayed. Gus Edwards has offered to take his Martinique revue, “Attaboy,” to the boys of t Natalie Freems re No, 3619 16th Avenue, Brooklyn, wishes her friends ys|to Know she has gone In for movie acting. Ix three years old, but |hopes to be older some da Lillian Hale, known as “the Girt from Ireland,” has returned to New| York from Australia, where she spent |several months. _ ANSWERS TO 1 INQUIRIES, a . in one of the acts, mucl n- Shipman is a oli, | bachelor, ine A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. If you believe you can and stick with your belief, FOOLI He took out his 'kerchief, did Mos n- | His wife held her own to her nose; An They'd ne'er hed a Aeht, But I'm telling you right, | -|The couple at once came to blows. he| FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. at the finish, | the musician. | Gossip. \ tv" made | sts’ ng Mills to entertain 0) | ee to UNCLE EZRA WILL YOu come, AND SIT ON THis TRUNK ~—I cant T THE LID DowN co Saturday, Now, IT 3S DOWN ~ 7 MARY, You RUN AND Nee THe’ pail li ° TREE MIC PAGE March 8, 1919 a dap — af AW -I want \ T' HELP How \ rm De \ Down Baw! WHY DID NT You LET ME Get The Trunk Must Have Been Full of “Spring” + ] THe } Clolties ! = ——- AMP A'CHANCE FoR A TIP’! 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