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‘4 * e "LOAN MEDALS FROM GUNS. jan Weapons Farnish | committees. Carter’s Little Liver Pills will set you right over night. 22-Karnt Gold Crowns My nay oapmene yee you Zot W. 42d St, Betas, cies, 89 10 Kenmare St. sa Style VI-A Style IV-A, 22.50. ON TERMS OF Thi Grafo 175.00 & on Special ‘5 A MONTH Columbia VICTROLAS and Grafonol, WISSNER 55 Flatbush Avenue, Brooklyn Dpen Saturday Evening |THIS COUPLE HOMELESS BECAUSE THE BRIDE ATE A BiG, FAT DILL PICKLE a bY |But Hubby ‘Won the V War and She | made sixty-three errors, and t Has World's Record for Words | on a Typewriter. The grocer’s boy fished a fat dili| *| pickle out of the barrel and gave it to Miss Bessie Friedman, thus affect- ing the destiny of nations, not to mention Bessic’s. A dill pickle, when eaten, may give |pep to the eater, but ft fails to give |that tranquil stability, that phieg- upon which 69 ettect, moreover, anifest at a great dis- |tance from the eater, perhaps three Jor four thousand miles away, Thus, although tt was Beastie who ate the pickia, it was the Central Em pires of Europe that did most of the suffering. This wl be clear pres- éntly, In the first place, the pickle caused Ensign Biackwell K. Murchison, U. 8. N., to postpone for more than a year the furnishing and occupation of the flat in which he and Bessie eventually wilt live. And in the sev- ond place, it left Ensign Murchison free to fight the Germans—and look at Germany now. Beasie—thanks to the pickle—is the | fastest typewriter in the world, But she is not the champion. And the ~| pickle is blamed for that too. All this is probably too eompticated, too indigestible—a mental dill pickle. te , 1917, Beastie Friedman | | married ign Murchison in New | York | “But we won't go to housekeeping,” she said, “until I win the internation- al typowriting championship and you |win the war.” He won the war with assistance of some other Americans, but she has not yet won the championship. She lowe to it ones, tbut the ‘ated her under the fol- lowing reumstances, which are vouched for by the boys in the office where she works—the Underwood | Typewriter Company “The closest she ever came to the , 32.50. Style IX-A, 60.00 8 ALL THE LATEST VICTOR AND COLUMBIA RECORDS Our convenient Main Floor demonstration booths make selection @ pleasure here. nola 225.00 Terms SCHULTE 128 Cigar Stores and Growing 200 Stores by 1920) | championship," said one of the doys, | average of 140 words a minute, ng ara : 7 Ae pessoa THE EVENING wate FRIDAY, MAROH 7, 1919." WEDDING SHIFTS PLAY PLAN. “was the time she wrote 9,040 words in an hour. That's the biggest number wv Com. m Boston dd Rae Selwyn Goes There. Rae Selwyn aid not play her part tn “The Crowded Hour’ at the Selwyn ‘Theatre last night. Her place was taken by Allson Bradshaw, who plays the provided @ penalty of ten w same part regularly in the Boston com- tren Pane. gilts Selwyn returns to the na the Broadway company to-night and Miss Bradshaw goes back to Boston, os The change came about when Miss Bradshaw asked the Gelwyna to let her come to New York to attend the wed- ding of her sister, Marjorie Bradshaw, to Lieut. Herbert Gray Foster at the Hotel Majestic yesterday morning. The managers not Only consented but ar. ranged to give her a theatre lor the weddin, stage. So f words ever written in that time on an official test. But she had eaten a Jill pickle the night before the con- test, and it must have had some slight effect on her digestion or something— for in writing the 9,040 wo: party uests, with herecit on the er father and mother and the bridal couple saw Ber act the role for the first time last night, The actress's father is Capt. Brad- shaw of the British steamer Lapland, a camouflage expert. ——— BRONX VISIT COST $15. While Policeman Herali was search- ing for the person who threw a brick through @ window of the Hanan shoe store at 434 Street and Fifth Avenue at 3 A. M. to-day, he found @ man with 8, round on back of his head. sald, he waa not the obe "who witness ad the window. At Bellevue world’s record ts 143 net. Miss Fried- man wrote more words than anybody else, but lost the champlonship be- cause of the errors that the picklo made her make.” So she is going to try again this year, being careful about her supper the night before, and then—if Ensign Murchison is released from the navy —that long postponed home will ve a reality. The marriage has been kept secret until just now—excepting that it was known to “relatives and friends.” _ THREE ARTS ARE ONE NOW. ere STYLE 5354 Miss Wein, Poet-Actress, Painter. March 7.— was married am Auerbach Ke artist, but the fact known ‘until to-day, 8 marriage will come as @ enwich cul- serted an ar- Uist’ should never wed. His bride appeared in various pro- ductions in the Little Theatre and arry Kemp's leading woman at |* nimble Theatre, She is twenty- two years old; the bridegroom Is thirty t 35 Stores in —_ Italian Workmen Going to France. Greater ROME, March 7.—Thirty thousand New York Italian workmen are to be sent to France to work in the devastated re- See Telephone gion, the Idea Nazionale announces. Directory for iam £, Sherlock, twenty- | 206 Hawley Avenue, Syra- rpenter recently returned | m from France and living at the Hotel Athena. fy ht to visit friends, he said, and bad He went to the Bronx last | °Y! When found he had nothing. ar HARD LIFE. (From the Boston Globe, The Cashier—I don't er your work all day The Bookkeeper—Well, eaming about my work eee how you n be tired when you've been dozing 1 Koch Prices Make Downtown Shopping an Ex ESTABLISHED 1860. agance was Wait for the Boys of the 27th to Telephone You! The first thought of the boys of the Twenty-seventh Division will be to rush to the camp telephones to get in touch with those they left behind, but they will be unable to do this if the telephone lines designed primarily for the normal needs of the camps are con- gested by thousands of incoming And, tn addition; you will probably be unable to reach them because of the difficulty in locating an individual due to the immense areas of the camps; and the distances; in most cases, between telephone stations and quarters. New York Telephone Company Tt MMMM STYLES calls, We have Styles that are very nobby, Also Styles that make us proud; But the Styles that the most— Are the Styles that pl Martha Washington, Colonial, Dull Finish; Long Vamp— Large Tongue with Buckle, Same in Patent Leather. FREE TA EN SUNDAY VORLD in GREATER AEW YORI, nd Pe: _ \VIGINITY~ WE HAVE THEM ALL boost our sales ease the crowd. Worth More But No Style Over $5.00 Smart Styles for Men and Women Mail Order Dept. 326 LafayetteSt New York City Add 15 Cents to cover parcel KOCH? GC. 125th Street, West BARGAIN FEAST 5.98 Tailored Hats '3.98 Sailors, Side Flares and Continentals, in the popular Lisere, trim- med with tail- ored bows and ribbon edges. In black, brown and navy blue. 1500 MEN will profit by this sale of Pajamas *1.59 They are of a good grade of Madras. Made according to Koch quality standards, the fit and workmanship are assured. In white, helio, lavender, tan, cream and blue. Women’s Collar and Cuff Sets 50° set. Pleated organdie, colored linene and imitation filet. Main Floor An Unusually Fine Selection of Tub Dresses For Girls “$3.95 They are in white, pink and blue repp, with effective embroidery on collar, belt and pockets, the waist orna- mented with double row of large pearl buttons. PRETTY Gingham Dresses For Girls of 6 to 12 a $1.49 In all the most pleasing checks and stripes. Also in chambray, with checked trimming. Third Floor. Just Received | 1,000 More Columbia Records | 12 in., double disc. Reg. 69c RARE! A Wool Serge Skirt at 2.85 FROM 25 to 30 waistband can be had at this price, ina fiavy or black Wool serge $1.25 and $1.50..... skirt, with pockets and de- | 10 inch, double disc. tachable belts. Saclaeen 49c Third Floor On Sale Second Fiabe Wrist Watches *5.75 Worth $8 to $14 Leather straps, nickel cases, 7-jewel lever movement, fully guaranteed. NEW SPRING Linen Waists $2.98 Smartly made waists, some with low collars, others with convertible collars. Neatly trimmed with pearl buttons. Second Floor, SILK JERSEY Petticoats $5.50 to meet fashion’s tae cogetar hy Made with pleated flounce. In smart colors and combinations. Beoond Floor. You Fellows Who Need Clothes Ask Your Parents to Come and See What the Koch Boys’ Clothing Dept. Can Do. We've earned an enviable reputation by in- sisting that our Boys’ Clothing shall be built to meet the severest tests a growing, athletic, red- blooded boy can put it to: We've won the indoree- ment of loving parents of boys by meeting their ideas in style and workmanship. We are meeting the wishes of the thrifty parent by clipping a little off of the price without curtailing the quality. Two-Trousers Suits, Cheviot and Tweed Mixtures; sizes 7 to 18 Years. 10.50 REGULAR PRICES $11.50 TO $14.50 . KOCH & CO., Inc., 125th Street, Vo ————_ FACTS AND FIGURES OF PAST YEAR 1919 WORLD ALMANAC Cloth Bound, 75c. By Mail, 90c. 3 5 Cc New TORK WORLD 5 Oc BY MAIL AT NEWSSTANDS New York City