The evening world. Newspaper, February 28, 1919, Page 12

2 KILLS PAIN IN 5 MINUTES. Ageny Rheamatiom and Govt, Nen~ ot yembage, ‘Chest Colds and Sere Throat Ended in Mall the Time It Takes Other Remed'es. it fs always it's grandmother's old stones at t ch | GRAVEYARD IN STREET Leib STOPS PAIN USTARIN Is Tombstone a Showcase? | 222s.2%.e “*Flu’’ Loses Its Popularity, So Leib Gets in Troubl enn cmt ve Neighbors Objected When His Doleful Mar} was onty one of a number of dealers “mere ei’ ble-Cutting Handiwork Littered Up the nag Sidewalk as Demand for Tomb- Grew Less. wex Market Court yesterday, in an attractive manner, #o that the| Attorney ospective customer will pause be-| the Penal Code and city ordinances to his shop and then enter. Unfor-| his assistance, Leib’s wares, $22.50, $25.00 and $30.00 | Brill Overcoats |se and Suits oar | our part to spread among more men, York. 279 Broadway 44 East 14th St. Broadway, at 49th St. 1456 B'way, at 42d St. 47 Cortlandt 125th St., at 44E. 14th St., 125th St., 1456 B’way and B'klyn Stores Open To-morrow Night Our Annual Clearance Continues To-day and To-morrow, Offering $35.00, $40.00 and $45.00 Kuppenheimer Suits and Overcoats aw 29” And $65 Kuppenheimer Overcoats at $48.50 These reductions are prompted primarily by a desire on than would ordi- narily be possible, the Gospel of Good Clothes, and more specially, of course, the particular goodness of Kuppenheimer Clothes, sold only in Brill stores in New $17.50 Suits and Overcoats Are Not on Sale at the 49th St. or 42d St. Stores. THE KUPPENHEIMER HOUSE IN NEW YORK 2 Flatbush Ave. Brooklyn Street 3d Ave. MADISO SQVARE GARDEN and the69th * REGIMENT | ARMORY # THINGS YOU WILL SEE The car of the dirigible which patrolled the French Coast during the latter months of the war. Captured German planes, the Fokker, Rumpler and the Alba- tross The Navy s great flying boat, the F-5-L, and the wonderful submarine chaser. The worlds famous Hispano- suiza motor, as buill in America, and with which worlds altitude records have been broken. These and hundreds of inter- esting things will be shown. Like every good merchant, Leib be- leves that he should show his wares! on the sidewalk.” rielander then invoked | victed by a Magistrate must leave his particularly the best of them, | Pitt Strect with eo many tombstones that they not only blocked the #ide- | walk, but changed the vicinity into a | miniature, thickly settled graveyard, | the residents objected, and ao did Of- |ficer Raphael of tho 17th Precinct. Leib appeared before Judge Simms yesterday on a charge of obstructing the sidewalks of the Borough of Man- | hattan. It was a test case, as Leib in theso artistic yet doleful orna- ments who are under the eye of the police, “How big was the stone?” asked the Magistrate, “Five feet high, three feet wide and three feet long,” replied the officer, “In my opinion that is too big to be “I find that showcases are permit- | | ted,” said Judge Simms. “The question 18, Is a tombstone a showc 7 “Surely,” said the lawyer. The legal point th |is a showcase not eh ie answer of the defendant was, it is a tombston r Honor,” interrupted the off- nis one hag been outside for a | sually, they are there only for @ day or two,” replied the defendant. “Possibly it 1s because the ‘flu’ ept- demic lost its popularity,” suggested Court Officer Creedon. | “That's the reason,” said the at- torney, Judge Simms ruled that, at any rate, the stone could be not more than five! feet high, and promised to take the | case under advisement. If the defend- ant loses, customers for tombstones, and those who want to buy a nice, ap- Propriate memento of their earthly life will not be able to pick it out 4s |they pass down the street, but will be forced to go inside for an interior view of the stock on hand. ee. 8 Shall the celebration be Friday or Saturday at Essex Market Court? By all rules of etiquette it must be on one of those days, court. Neither will be correct, yet one must be the | gala day. | Like the unfortunate on Xmas Day and rece ho is born | 8 the card |"“Merry Xmas and Happy Birthda |love from Aunt Jane,” District Atto ney Michael J. Driscoll receives his birthday presents only intermittently, He first critically viewed the world on Feb. & few years ago. Since that impor it event in his life the family flag has been raised every four years, not once a year, as with the ordinary folk who evaded the freak of the cal- jendar manufacturer. Not only was this indignity thrust upon him, but at the beginning of the century he went eight years without a birthday party. “It is rather unfortunate,” declare |as defendant has no fingers.” but the question ALL WRONG, $ of propriety _is| SAYS M. J. D. 3 troubling the le- | gal minds of the| = age. the congratulations for jal ‘peacemaker of Kasex Mar- ket Court will be proper either Friday or Saturday, or on both days, if one would console Mr. Driscoll for the non-appearance of his birthday, . The case of Fede Pascteci, which came before Judge Simms yesterday. was pathetic, and at the same time it brought to leht @ curious legal NO FINGERS, $ entanglement. NO PRINT! Fede, who sells pencits at 14th Street, has no arms and only one leg. He was in- jured tn a railway accident tn Phila- delphia and has been making a@ liv- ing through the charity of the public. An officer arrested him for soliciting aims and violating the city ordi- nances, Fede pleaded guilty, and before sentence was sent to the finger print room. Under the law every one con- finger prints on the records. The man in charge was in a dilemma, as he had to go through the formality, and the legal orders were impossible to fulfill, Accordingly he made out the card as usual, and noted that it was “impossible to take finger prints, When the unfortunate came before the Judge again he was given a sus- pended sentence and told that though he could sell pegils, he must not ask or in any way 6olicit alms, reviewing the case he said: “I have every sympathy for your mis- fortune, but at the same time I can- not permit you to violate the city ordinances. Obviously there is no way for you to secure other employ- ment, There are many of your pro- fession who could very well work at a bench and be useful citizens tf they wished. Some of them make from $7 to $10 a day. 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You will not be disappointed with this treatment, pro- | viding you get real delatone.—Advt. | | | CHARITY. ye that passe Behold and see if there be any sorrow, like unto my sorrow.’ —Lamentations, 1:18 ON SENATE BILL 4785 : Q It’s abig job—and a holy one. Just the kind of a job for a perfect sinner. q The editor of the Bulletin likes it. If he didn’t, nobody could induce him to try to make good at it. g Only rH oAbog sinner can thoroughly and honestly understand and get into the depths of the inhumanity of the Turk, and his late Master,—the Hun. g We call the Turk’s Master a Hun,—and a Hun who knew what he was doing. We call him a Hun and heart- ily and earnestly and honestly make a d istinction between a Hun and those fea Germans (in Germany) who refuse even now to understand the mind of America. q The distinction is the difference between a peoples or a nation that consult God Almighty before doing extra- ordinary things and a peoples or a nation deceived by a group of pirates which underwrited and copyrighted His Name for the commission of crime, Q It was in this fashion, this underwrited and copy righted employment of the Name of God that the Turk, urged on by the Master Pirates, killed instantly or starved to death above a million harmless, defenseless Armenians, men, women and children. q It was in this underwrited and copyrighted employ- ment of His Name that the Turk, urged on by the Master Pirates, drove into exile nearly four millions of human souls, Armenians, Syrians, Persians, Greeks,—Christian and Jew. . Q It was in this underwrited and copyrighted employ- ment of His Name that the Turk left as a heritage to you and to me 400,000 orphaned children,—little boys and girls who cannot turn to this man and say, “You are my father”’ or to this woman, ‘‘You are my mother,” @ Do you wonder, then, my readers, that your country by an Act of Congress (SENATE BILL 4785) delegated to a group of citizens, among them, Cleveland H. Dodge, James L. Barton, Henry Morgenthau, Samuel T. Dutton, Elihu Root, Cardinal Gibbons, Bishop Greer, Rabbi Wise, Alexander J. Hemphill, William H. Taft, Myron T. Herrick, Arthur Curtiss James, John R. Mott, Oscar 8, Straus and Charles Evans Hughes, the solemn duty of feeding, clothing, housing, educating and starting on a new life, and in the name of, the one true God of our Fathers, the survivors of these horrors? q Do you wonder, then, my readers, that New York is asked to subscribe $6,000,000 to help these men make good for God, their country and humanity? 17 cents a day, $5.00 a month, ) $60.00 a year, @ Will help them accomplish the things they are expected to accomplish under Senate Bill 4785. ONE WAY OF DOING IT NOW MR. CLEVELAND H. DODGE, ? Treasurer Armenian and Syrian Relief Committee, No. 1 Madison Avenue, New York City. Mr, Dodge: sil ie ried glad, indeed, to make this little offering in the name of God and His Charity for the relief of the Armenians, Syrians and Pere sians, Please send me literature. Yours for “They Shall Not Perish” Name