The evening world. Newspaper, February 24, 1919, Page 16

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The job in hand is to piit over its Prussian pr for enforcing the National Prohibition Amendment int State of New York That programme, embodied in the Thompson-MeNab bill, wou d wet up in this commonwealth a Prohibi power with a special staff of spies and agents, the right to enter au arch the home of the man Not rich enough to live in a house by himsel!, and the privilege of priority in the Courts The force that is to be used to jam this legislation through at Albany is the same force that was used to secure ratification of the National Prohibition Amendment by the New York Legislature —the force of the most powerful and persistent lobby the country has ever seen, concentrated on legislators from rural and smaller urban districts. : Of the twenty-seven New York State Senators who voted to tatify the Nationa! Prohibition endment only two were from th from Brookivn; Abeles from th Oity of New York (Burlingame Bronx). Of the eighty-one Assem three were froin this city (We from Jamaica, Queens) f The other twenty-five Senators and seventy-eigi# Assembiymen ratification only men wh sand Yor voted for er from Brooklyn; Hopkins the ratification column were from outlying who put New York in counties of Tong Island and up-State \ The estimated population of the Oity of New York in 1918 was 6,872,143. the same year was 10,681,667. Representatives of a distinctly lesser part of the Sopulitics | of the State, therefore, imposed their will upon the greater part in the matter of Nation-wide Prohibition. It was, however, not even the honest will of these up-State legis. | The estimated population of the State of New York in lators or of the majority of the people who elected them. It was the will of the Anti-Saloon League powerfully and com- peliingiy exeried upon representatives from country districts and| smaller cities—representatives peculiarly docile and responsive to pressure from a lobby to work in its interests, It was exactly the Prohibition forces had all along been using Shot been too busy with war to heed those tactics. strong enough to put Republic result to be foreseen from the tactics the | Three years ago. writing of Government affd Prowibition (Alcoho Gy Mele ial ean organization | if State and Nation had | EDITORIAL PAGE February 24, 1919 NONI PANGYORVANINS a Ekoicd [estore 3 “a |Why Not? ete, ‘By J. H’ Cassel Sentra of | ‘Mrs. Solomon By Helen Rowland Copyright, 1919. by The Frew Pubiiabing Co, (ibe Sew York Byening World), “Alas, No Man Knoweth How to Make Love, Nor How a Woman Wisheth to Be Loved, Until She Hath | Explained It to Him With a Diagram. Y Daughier, as a whole clam in the chowder, as a flattering word | from thine own busband, as a pretty girl in a cabafet chorus, 60 is a woman that confesseth the honest truth concerning ber love wv affairs—SUCH a sweet surprise! Lo, I said unto a Spinster of Forty, “Why hast thou never married?” And she put me not off with “Oh, becauses,” but answered me frankly, “Verily, saying and alas! because I have man who loved me—even as 1 WOULD “For 1 demanded TOO much! “Behold, in the days of my life Seven Prince Charm bave come a-wooing--and ridden away! “And the first of these swung a censer before me 3 and ki { But, though I loved him, I sent him from me. ‘Vor I feared to be, first, worshipped as a SAINT—and, later, hi as devil! “And the second came with laughter and good fellowship and clasped ny hand, calling me ‘good little scout’ and ‘jolly old pal’. “But though I rejoiced to play golf with him, T declined to marry him, For there is no thrill in being treated as a CHUM! “And the third came, bringing burnt offerings of jewels and perfumes end orchids and ivories, But, when he sought to kiss me, I spurned bimy ummarily, For he spake not of marria and | scornec to be regarded |as 4 SIREN! . “And the fourth came (meats and babbling weet nothings in baby talk “But when be patted me upon the head and ca me ‘Cutey-cutey,' I squelched him and sent him on bis way. For I had no yearnings to be }treuted all my life as a baby and a KITTEN! “And the fifth came, wearing a flowing tie and a pince-nez and an ex- pression of boredom. But when I sought to be conversational he received y ‘chatterings’ with weariness and a cynical smile, “And I cast him out, for I refused to be regarded a “And the sixth came grifdgingly and against his will ould not stay away from women, |him, likewise, I ‘passed up | How or the PLAGUE, | ‘And the seventh came good home’ and much talk of |the ‘high cost of living’ and of domestic economy and of ‘woman's sphere,’ | But when he proposed that I become the keeper of his socks and th |dian of his digestion I refused to be acquired as a HOUSEKBEPER! | ‘And in all the days of my life no man ever treated me as a Human Being, regarded me as just a WOMAN or loved me as a woman ycarneth o be LOVED!" | And when she }saying: | ¢ Foolish Oue! Knowest thou not that NO man isnoweth that there is such a thing as a WOMAN until he bath been mar- | ried to one of them? And that no man knoweth how a woman wisheth to }be loved until she bath explained it to him with a diagram* Selah. Hor to Become a Better Salesman never found @ be loved!” ings d the hem of my garment. das | bearing bonbons and swe: | a JOKE! Yor, though he he called himself ‘Woman Hater’. But For I declined to be regarded as a dispensa- with offers of a Suar- had finish ber ed speaking 1 mocked with my ha-ha’s Go to, thou ie. hey i: era The Jarr Family — | . and Society; Henry Holt & Co.), a student of the Prohibition move: | ConPaN!, LAD, by The Prem Publishing Co, (ie New York Evening World) she may not anktul, Re- | y | Mr. Jarr member e-3 s { c “ . ef p ; mith nay Bey oiih vRopen,s added fly wadaing Gt ¢wHal Wypocrioy mays lurk Refuses to Be the Keeper After never done anything for me, either R Griffitl ; Ried M | be CE, Tae ; and readable—don't crowd it i ‘Dehind the phrase ‘let the people decide’ ”: | Jack Silver Is Captured | Well, I think i's a pretty oy niffith shat 200i ons tg Meee 66 Ban a wast th ut ‘ eae 5 going to Palm Beach on th The Evening World's Authority on Successful Salesmanship Hed ceahe ey ape, 3 “The true implication is, let the rural minorities say how heat Ges ‘ let's have a drink, we should | ti very goats there as} Mr, Gri/fitl’s salesmanship column is published daily, Instructive | Tas itely to consider an ap~ the urban majorities shall live. The expedient lies in passing Pe ae beg eae poet nstitutional Amend-| souvenirs. for Jack Si | artiles Like today's alternate with answers to questions Which salesmen | Never sive vane tyes Mei ht A | askew ary as he looked ents! ve sty bride to *Th +t 7 vei e your address ay “Gener up the decision to the Legislatures, in many of which, however Mrs, Jare's shoulder while # Well, Hen don't ive ack: old f¢ bride to: tb aders of The Evening World are invited to ask Mr, Griffith by letter. | yy ina haa the bana (oP the large city populations proportionately to their members UnWrapping a photograph of Cora low ed Mr. June, “But whatlana other mute” addresa hint core of hia weicapaper ‘ feature as writing on ho- Hichett, flancee of Me. Jarr’x once anteto: Kho me basi Jotti ren q mat tel statione ' have a smaller representation than the rural. Logically, if ‘ 4 fs hon RGA : Sagi to ehow ly Way et we And palms!” said Mrs. J Its | Writing a Letter of Ape | herewith i 7. en benisey baachddd _ vs ie i ee , i are-freo bachel ten uto the this poor wretch?” | p¢ ; ' Paiihds quests, Individual replies to these veful of your punctuation and ‘the people’ are to decide in the sense the Anti-Saloon League Don't you think Jack Silver is a! “Captur wretuh}: rE sa rerctni “benbe ie plication. | requests will not be printed in these |¥¢ sure that vord is spelled would have us interpret its plea, a referendum should be had man sno eee be liberal to hia wife} ulee way to kof a shy Jace Well, count me ou (eay OTE Mr, Griffith is in receipt of | Columns, Correspondents please take | Correct ort sentences are bet- . As regurds spending money" ed | like Cora fe acan It ha than | i A ot he rmat t ; t ones, on’ to the. whole country for the guidance of (he Congress as well Bay if rarer holding he : Ma even 1f her Mother) giver: marties™ that he should | a humber of letters r note, T mation printed to-day | z on Don't be afraid : ; A ‘Bete ber » holding mt yswi ble ered Mr Jar have a keeper, And 1 know peopie{ questing 1 mation on how) is the re: of years of experience, Be- | a paragraphing: it breaka as of the State Legislatures. Prctonrant) pFiGieab de aa 4 haa to look out for her-| would think that's what [ was if I write the proper king etter| cause of space limits, it is highly|™P the letter and makes easier reada © the Ligh she spoke wel So many men ar Wo | wane Alen ng fo ' i | condensed. ‘This. article be | ine. 4 : ; S ahs ‘ Y € dong as travelling best man a or he article arti should be + (Cora Mickett won't be haps : Peete bye ih 5 : nor State Legislatures should have any such referendum for their.) yo know, lara M seenH attentions of honorab f letter—never at the bottom, eae yeaa anEeN en ititsy = eligible young nen! So we thought . ice O rce When you write a letter applying|S@¥ “Gentlemen” instead of “Dear guidance. : : _ you'd ask him--men don't suspe for a position, you are making an| Sir sn your full name, giving = Mother—1 hope it may have results. even other—if it wasn't t t ful The Anti-Saloon League has kept the floor and done all the +) joked you when the wedull® \vyuicor neat mone he my ’ By Bids) Dudley endeavor to sell your services. The rst mame in full, Write your Pi tile Age : : f fy middle of next month, he might thins : same salesmanship principles apply ss and telephone number in the = would be?” repeated Mr. dart , ) iy | aa8 etalking—just as it is trying to do this week at Albany in order Neh veg rer ac Brae ¢ had asked her to name the day Copyright, 1919, by The Trem Vablishing Co, (The New York Evening World) | which would apply to selling any-|!0wer left hand corner of the sheet. _ that its up-State Republican vote-casters in Senate He an and had, but that he'd forgo ; . 5 5 : thing. It is only necessary to adapt| If you are already employed, it Is : sid si ‘ and Assembly BANG: a8 10t Arr Te! ton Bobbie’s Humor Purloins the Goat of Miss Primm, | (}i0& Jt }* chiy necessary to tpt {good form to use your firm's otters ing RTding the phote gain i fs , f ! shall hear no sounds louder than its commands and the cracking se ATT TIRE R SEAN 3 1 won't d sid M nm Private Secretary to the Boss. | matter in hand, The following sug- J. Unless you desire to keep your ad ite whip. ‘or it te f d k | phadea | oe . ; ot i gestions may aid you in marketing|Present connection secret, However, r | will give a direct answer a dire But you we so very a »{ 66] SEE by the papers," said Pop- | one ushed the boy your services successfu by letter, |@pnlicutions are always received in i State Senator O ger of 6 city sized “ question, although they are quick to ve, the Shipp Clerk,” that| peugh! 1 sh: speak to Mr,.| | alas ormer Stale nator OUD, f this city sized up a year ago Wie know when Was to be 4 i th pr be ) Before you write your letter be] Confidenc so you would have no ‘ ¥ [be insulted if you hesitate to reply 02) Mey. gare : ‘4 the Ex-Ka is ill again.) Snooks right now.” is . i ; cause for ‘ : les gituation in this State and others wien he sad what THEY ash ; mad t hed: 8 etteablat | lan Primm went into the Boas’s|?Ure OW have the ‘sesentiat qualifi.|osuse & ty on that score, If . ry 1 e . : hat | DY everybody, for they at my | He has we ‘ ‘ ate te ott be EW] at | cations needed to fill the position for |"OU are already er yed, be careful - rurse, she though rest (0) house, And then I’m (o be matron o “L had at one jobb he; Orivate office, She urned &@ M0-) which you are applying. srt good|of 4 “blind” advertisement whic We ure defying the demands of a free citizensbip whose hurry him around and have pictures! ponor, and I'm Nears Palm Be ae Office Boy,” and where do you t ment later followed by Mr, Sne Pannen ; see ath best oe ieacia Cova and cu etree rights have been guaranteed under the Federal Constitution taken together, But 1 said to her! with them!" jt got “Bobbie,” he suid, sterniy, esrrerenipeaney ene sora oe closely, It might be your own em- 2 Now, Cora, remember he isn't ie “p, eae. : here?’ asked Miss Till. derstand you have been spr nee , . 1. | ployer's adve ent. “Even if these protesting eftizens represent but a minority : footigh you ; lows who get Eaerneas) werent or |B Steno sae y jokes t i in i Don't you kaow | 10% Whisn you could not reasonably ne rae i sap se foolish your allows WhO B6t) place boforo winter is over?” | Blond Stenographer brake cp bint B vanity ty * SDOW | Cxpect to be able to fil © you + is generally not advis of our people, they are entitled to the guarantee of that saie- infatuated with a and who can irals Jar Mi In Erle.” hat old Jokes are always a bore?” [1 Ps ‘be at ie ae ee a a stamp or a stamped uBskec Fi ‘4 ‘ letter as b as Os! le, don't nae guard. Ours is a representative Government and must remain * just rushed up to the altar. Maye] «4 wil) ake place before that man| Miss Primm, Private Secretary to] “Yes sir ad od thO hop “Ul BO) ore an ot information which | ©?Yelepe firm wants to seo we it would be better t ' is an oi) weil.” b ' so If It Is to continue as a republi Ns Ps t Hee waig | BAe # Chance to wig out ‘of the |the B Lea ha ound in bi A ie “hep ‘eat Primi, | Ish ald the firm in forming an in- ooh they nd for you. If you 5 si “| engagement tid Mrs. Jury sharply, |and faced the boy, ¢ c iss Primin | cite: ' a cali alte send original s of reference, “A representative Government Is not a Government of the Mr. Jare again Pa eaa yeni at ory nnn te here, young mua!” she said| "That's 4 sample of his w eae WD Oe a GORORIEE (Gained: Gsl-Rudresed eh eicce (am majority for the majority. I is distinctly a Government by Goodness rracious “that! ar paim Beach, Why, you mig! tm going home if you pers) 1) which { feel 1 must reply| —. Should accompany them, with the re- what's bothering pped ; ‘ f springing antiquated jokes|‘Well, well!’” said the Boss smiling “f ’ i the majority for the protection of the minority in the enjoy. ; along too, Only it wouldn't be ths in epringing antiquated Jokes " in stating your qualifications atate| eet that they be returned to you Mra. dare. ited PAO ae Think th a to go with althis morning, Imagine your saying] broad h Ur quaiimcations state) tt is better, however, to send COPIES ment of its rights. fan abaatiin. aie esher OUR so wih Ay you got eur trouble in Brie! t's] "Oh, Mr, Snooks,” said Miaa| {lm specifically. Don't panera [apn etien pamater: to sad COFLS The best gove.nment is the least government.” I theug Juck Silve her| How about YOU usked Mr, Jurr, | Prepos vous,” | Primm, “you ar BO funny Phas | ternen » paslly pdetinite, In ae might be lost If you do thi "i r to name the day," said Mr Oh, that right, I'm to prec! “Worse than the feliow who hurt] extremely good," Then she | #Wering "n advertisement state ALI) o.ch of them “Co APIREr crs ie b Yh, that's all righ! m to pre- ¢ , 7 taal ae e of them “Copy ving ve William H. Anderson and the Anti-Saloon League expect, Weil, he didn’t That's the!:end not to know them. Cora ex. |bis toe in Tonopah,” suggested Pop- Sater Ki Ah ee ‘ is _ ss Vota Et oem if pe give names trouble Whey are 's : sten, Bobbie!" said the Boss. a o pO} by r t . r a at's! pec ak as a waddink nresunt| ple sons and firms likely to be fam- through a group of submissive Republican up-State legislators (i. sins, sae! walls) pects a oheok aa o wedding present | Plt so. ano tost an eye In|"Hereutter, if you feel. like: Joking, | YOUr ohancea of success eae ane Sos anne vepresenting less than half the population of the State, to set up |" ''! 4 try him in a@ hurry tm going |! came from Spooner, the mild] come in and tell it: to me. Miss| Don't use phrases like MDE Tie ene ee ne . i he didn’t ask her to maime tae day; | io get what 1 can oul of the wedding | little Bookkeeper |Primm doesn’t appreciate your hu- | your advertisement, I thought I would! you are martied or single, whether an extra government of their own in this commonwealth. 0 Co ime to you to say ° | Blame you, kid!” said Popple. “| mor, She threatens to quit it you | wri &c. Get down to business in|, tt 4 “8 na burry, and so [ll get one ) you live at home or board, If you Can they do it? lo him casually, ‘so, it's the Cleaat out ef ice gotta give it to you, You certainly| keep it up. Now, as she has been| the first sentence, Don't say, "I knowlare a graduate of some higher inst 5 middle of next month, Jack, old fel nay laa hs plloh han know how to joke.” with this firm more than thirty]! can fill your requirements,” or “I! tution of learning, by all means state Or have the people of New York—State and city—still some jo. Yary "] wish he'd learn how to choke,” r, It cannot afford to lose her.” {am capable.” Let the firm who re-lthat fact. If you have haa oon \a- ‘ \ e ' aid Miss Primm, Boss retired in his private | celves your letter decide that, It 1s] erable : : Femnants of voice and power at Albany? W the ‘Jack, old . TI nced a trip,” said Mrs, | 38ld , erable business caperience and giv Le y eeuad Mik | Jarre 1 could run down on one| “Oh, now!" sald Spooner, That] nd silence prevailed for a brief | usually bad €0' US AUN ORsll Brno? of such axparlence in eons a — — ' bout and buck on another, unless (! isn’t Kir I thought you had @ big! pe hen Miss Prima spoke ressions as " ughly reliable ter, it is usually not advisable to - 7» / , y ven train=whieh om, the heart, M ima,” ne began, Mr, Snookg! "strictly temperate.” It ts supposed | give de your school expericace ; etters F rom 1 h e I eop | e Madi nicest as may be rough in Maren “L have he replied, "My heart) wa youn or about my term | to be taken for granted that you areluntess your educational attainments a eulber Hrelelem. os BAD oiinena ra ‘ 8004) Song to Palm Beach by boat, Mrs, as big a . of service her I have been bere} of good morals and habits, Besides, | are a high order Siisttus us The kienins Worn Reais “ie 3 ah As "¢ epr 4 Re: I W) Stryver sald it would do mo the Your feet,” suggested Bobbie, in-| Just fifteen years and 1 began with | virtue that has to advertise Is usually] In case you have definitely decided SEG Bihway tin \cerries thel Any canine Moan pe ht ‘ : . we ha ; ve + world of good! I better get every noven. the firm when | was fourteen | not so very strongly intrenched, upon the lowest salary you would , "Bighty Cent. Increase! increase rb Ach his jaumitten with, At leust that's the way thing out of Cora Hickett right “Look a'lere! whe snorted, “I'll| "Well, well!” said Bobbie | Use plain white paper of commer-|actept, state the figures in your let- ¢ map iingrense to be & $ per ce i# in books, But in real life, alli the beginning, while she is still have yeu know my shoes are very| The Private Secretary as ve | cial (81-2x11), Typewrite your’ ter, The details of \ i Express Servic and thea os rather than 40 per cent., as the & heu ens wh ot 7 / sdebidl Ialted u % shoes @ y) ‘ Seer ¥ arose, ga olal glee ’ ite you . ail your letter should on goes rathe han 60 per cent, as the Sub-/1 hear men say to eavh other is, ‘Got! thankful for all | have done in get-) small, Threw is what | wear,” the boy # hard look and stalhed out |lettey if possible, if you write in be as complete as ‘possibi vert Ho state that they lave added to way Sun siaies i: to be Lah [the makings?’ or “Them Bolsnevike|\lug uer’u* husband, A Lidl |= 1 a a . @* bus ie later Where “do you wear the. other-of the ruom. . . \ ‘song -band,.. make. your. letter clear- taking. UP WO. UNUCH BPace, y NG Te NCS CSIR Ce | _ wee - st _ BA PGE _ teenth ceeded