The evening world. Newspaper, February 5, 1919, Page 16

EDITORIAL PAGE Wednesday, February 5, 1919 ESTABLISHED BY JO8SLPH PULITZER, [Anything to Get Wilson os. yi Hcasei|Sayings of ed Dally SAME eee . ‘ | M ) a Ss. S O l Oo m O n JOSEPH PULITZER,’ J By Helen Rowland MO, by The Press 1 skotumively entitle! to the nse fae, reprsbileation crutited i thie guper ond ales tiny | nay Ieratcbew wm} ishing Co, (‘The New York & Boonen > - Being the Confessions of the Sev en-Hundredth Wife, 20,087 ” ¥ aA! Concerning the Colossal “ Job’ of Matrimony. is NOT ALL IN | LUM PS. qj OW, in Boston, there dwelt a Damsel-with-a-New-England conscience. 4 OO many a ta aye ‘ J And it came to pass that she sought out a Wise Man and ques- claims of id labor « é ‘ ‘ aid 6 tfoned him, saying: Biwi eae “Tell me, oh Sage, WHAT shall I do, that 1 may be- 1 i | wy come a Perfect Wife? For the stevographer must learn (1) Capital, in m, consisting of huge lupe of | em “| stenography and the bookkeeper studyeth bookkeeping. wealil accumulated la . “But for MATRIMONY, which is the Biggest-Job- Maphatian is made 0 : Woolwarth aud te ip vedsias nciology; for upon the understanding of MAN resteth all the founda- f Hhiousands of in frery section, employers whose business--$500,000, $100,000 « g (2) Labor, seeking its rightful share by ling a reduction | in-the-World, there is no primary course, and a damse] Of these jumps through indefinite increase of BALE ie SenUner ty BUC EUs, } For purposes of argument this division say Wy n 1 And the Wise Man put his land to his brow an@ iceable, But } ns to be unsound instructed ber, saying / | \ 4 Daughter, thou hast done wisely to consult me. i Big tumps there are—no doubt of le | For Marriage is a life-job, with long hours, and no J} On tho other 1, the orking capital upon wit | “omsane "pay, and no evenings off, and no chance to ‘give notice,’ Rakey and pros i stes debond Jano more ma And it is well to prepare for it! Up) solely « ; f armed wealth then str ia ivst then, thou must know something of psychology, of biology and © happines Likewise, i behooy to acquire a kiOwledge of chemistry, f her husband's digestion, and a man’s STOMACH is a serious trust! eed @ your—brir em no fabulous profits to put away, but at Moreover, T charge thee, thou must be proficient in dietetics SEMRNY 6 or ¥ por cont. barn poHGaHER auhaie Fe And in hygiene and in eugenics. ibil } Mso in trained nursing and in domestic service eponsibility and hard work igi aa “And in plain sewing, and in domestic economy wa) aA hae ahd eid . 4 “And in interior decoration highby the demands of w | by ofessed d “Vor every Home should be a ‘House Beautiful! *mitation of organized ) t van war has given it “And to these elementary studies and rudiments thou wust add maay to get at 0 y amassed wealth graces and accomplishments; even tact, and the art of entertaining, Tale - ; can n wa " w | “And danc and music and literary taste. i ae | And conce! ution, and self-control, and geuUeness and pa e. arefoca and uit , | A al r i} And sartoria skill, and beauty culture, and calisthenics, 7 Anothor aspe f the malter | And above all, SPIRITUALITY—and a working knowledge of Menta “For withe | | , HOME is but a boarding house | keeper; and m | ter of habit and conven ife but a house @o fot employ both manual and clerical workers. As a rete the mapual workers a } forfner are ii workers are n Phe And the iad bidden her But after many years she returned unto bim, and smote ber brea msei thanked the Sage, and went her way, and did as % whet they ask he plun 1 n ying ; i | ' SEE, oh Deceptive One, what thou hast done? for!inanuai rather ihan clerical workers. | SEE, ob D n in: hat thou bust d | ‘or lo, | have followed thine instructions to the Jetter and am proft in the case of a np concern the mangal workers } ele n ALL things, from cooking unto calisthenics, and trom psycbologs j clent e Betbond | t righ wage levels of the war period shall continue or | unto theology. Yea, at last 1 am prepared to be a Perfect Wife! in the period of reconstruction and peace, Suppose “Yet, behold, my locks ate snow-white, and my che ind no man will MARRY me!’ And the Sage smote his forehead and wrung his hands, saying: my Daughter! I FORGOT to tell thee the primary rule for Matrimony, which i e withercd— go Pren high the} concern in question is not one of those with a b mS wcchmulated wealth att *faig return on a modest capi : lump of ed, but only a modcst ¢ rn carning a uahing a succe | FIRST, cateh your busband!’ Suppose if it meets the demands of @s organized workers if must leave clerical wages at 0} . The rest comes easy! For a little practice exceedeth much theory, i if fe CNet. “ : cae land One band is better than a college education!” Selab, PBuppose it cannot raise the wages of both classes of and Oe ae ioe ede ciE SS ERE se See keopr clear of bankruptey eruptey T a al et er al esman | Are it Fo’ MAL pecrtinty tithes) ami ys By Roy L. MeC ardel! wt stagdards of living because they are organized, while its unorganized 119, by The Pron Putstish w tiie . lock in th _ wo because they are unorganized, are forced to lower their) The dens. Become Cabaret Cobras Vor ‘One Afler- ny and y ‘arn igger ay. Miivibg standards in their losing struggle to make pro-war ineomes, noow Only. both. 't \ HW on ot Tue corps post-war price M ARE had take flere jan And) it = ' By Rov Geiffith i y the same as those veed by i noon off and M Jarr to a ime outery wa ad 4 Th Zvening World's Authority on Successful Salesmanship. t sed in the occult @r the 1 Employers are faving this problem. Some of tl are facing cabaret ti net fi Su alae Ysera Penns w York Hvening World 1 of heightening the effect of is } 1 ” ' . ed daw In ie 5d Pape 4 Ht Pith the recollection that when trouble came cleriva fi tPHab you Roemer ye ut 3 ser ah i h r ques fa ' He power they A: POSNER: our lady being instructed ino th bused by ly a y t rf e é r. lebabeepdiahad 1 : B forbd they could count on—that when the teat ‘ ; ‘ ; 1 the Evening Worl ye ME es ; ned dpetatesaia f rf v ¢ 1 at when the tean t Was. inodifed a he 1 1 bein per the more ea < eer : always make them downward, To, tha clerks who went out and drove the wagons, tharked the wan erybody iy to dance i? Att ‘ J explain in aetait why they should be esl ; ; pausing in front ¢ mine ting Lain glad no one we know PYM SRO ae te wid Why Isa Handshake? d their hand | #0 le would take. much . more fag On this subject organized labor has only one i 0 say: T Mrs. dary w ix here." te in contidence, She wouldn a kaise | ) pores nid arian ; ‘ vis par-|Sbace than I have at my commend, ie Workers who are not organized organize aia ‘ bach: Ls 1 los la aa eae , What is/ But it is a fact that downward ges my z : E { his," continue i uh tas | Uso ; tures are always t effective, } By which leaders of organized labor mean: La Yem unionize | our chief instruct He brought £ Vive cl nd A Wh handslyke Let . My : ; er ng man attired In the | Mf ver Ww. no i “ ne , de ds theinselves under our standards and become a part of our federation Ie APaERIAR a ite Reece rh t i the 1 und wave thelr arma _ : F : s ‘ 1 ‘. y always detracts from the great majority of unorganized workers the advic Hoth Mr. and Mrs, Jarr had top Jars, and n reven tel Bee cm ie 5 o be followed, ‘oo many of them, either from the natu nd. we orginated he mind force: 6 ntorested in the modified 4 wew > eee wey she neiead. Ge ak ‘Ney OF Fhelr work or their attitude toward it, feel collective bargnining | Iangorig, Aw Mr. Jury wad vi HE } Who Are Your N ‘i used on the matter in hand, Quist, Or plandardization of service to bo ont of the question ward; JF It wena aagartaloed Ch peotiliy. when che Ie wit TaN? : Bertha 1 hu nal gestures give the im- i A people enjoyed the modified a A : ‘A < Pp Ale 1 logical | pre not rious reserve power, j Are they to suffer for this altitu «Ltt the moral eloment would i you's becau d 4 } i ; : means of which one man| has +1 | The uns alrea , J problems of recon. |" ee hetur he wiked Mra, Jct \ : ) / P GHEE AD PH MANOOLOVAF VAR: IIE mo you meet him ls ' Ul ‘Clurenes ritdexte our chief in . ad ” Hy ¢ c iM ' to anoth man Me called this force t a vie 1 “] > etruction tructor,’ continiied une anager, "Why. ! Stryver, °W kur . : vor y it i ; m | eee Th re ape ra th att Made i ‘ red 18s4 ‘ h ) v i U siaeie wie : p i" RGF <8 AD. Be f safe, sound and last helt an i , i taba AVoRithvsEoata; saeetnen Br ne erra Tea ‘f. rT : cura” an Mavi e radi n ndly feeling by uking hand owever, in encouraging organized ” id . il undred ) Alfred Nobei t Pay i ielie for urvounding hohim, Y rdinarily find } 1 don't belteve it n Not prig a irk st per | war solely in the oF wu bestower of 1 1 nstruc bowed 1 first pha fees + t wT 1 convil Leimbe rl r enters the radius this magne “ H vart miner | cy to perpetuate a atever rkod as thoug leved it him pl 1 mitiionai Il \ ' F \ wd 18 he hee Os beta ifluenced by ity afin t , and to refra i Hat t ign ' uid M co ' nundred dolla an “4 h M \ bs tiie a f ie | ryanize abor a fier nest wer " ao aveRihii ‘ abt i | et Y the mar And in th j bin 1 i i warely } af “lee " much t 1 | tter quoted at the beg ie. i Letters From the : i hs Rey apie ail for the nust [ning of this article, W. A, Vy wa I : 7 and that Mhgtaad wi > ; rake Sis Hopkins. ch a col reuit, 1 cold oF | hand will giv Fe ‘The editorial "A Wiser Britain” ¢ : hah peed eel f patadiapaas sm to ele y ow ate Ph is un abi 4) A flabby F) Jars 25 seems out of place in an| This myth oF “Ieisy ea sedate var t everybody ever ing : - iA . : oe ets Y Brican newspaper, A. however, amusing, | One would think factions 9 taiklr 1 thro N the creat the An 1 Gireck PAYEON contac jnend . ibaa 4 tél only one of many disparag.ng| were peculiar to th untry. We ink Ale: Poloidextor wulded. he {Sis Hopkins,” was b etaie a ops iie ays on tat’) ! attempting t uence wil! | you t © advantag fF pot in The World and Bvening|do not all agree here in Ans, Anan cate 2 " 1 Te Ht gaat ‘ t wana? | make our magnetism more strongly | th the magnet Ty) Wot'd, one is prompted to ask, what| that in scarcely an argument in fu : Leki Wives i Pea’ : pore : ( cult, spoken above, do ' J Baye Irishmen done in this country |of George Vo heing that nk barn r to} t y ers tist p desk nN sia ee Se tart States oe 1d Ghat their efforts to seoure political| century and a half as 1, after v bowed | © eam p O18 BS A This, a ly as can be explained |!t is better not to do it a than & lom should be ridiculed @o per-| thought they wero mae ; i ian Anos nt the # ain u 1 na] 2 ‘ idle ube ‘ nply y do (tin a wrong me Tho tly? If you have anything|tea, but Americas : a sb Pearl, w { ; ya monk who 4 v i f . * hand-shak ates an ims ®& npt them from an American point! up @ separate na ke | naer m who wish + Tat von is a Bal ly adverse impress i Hew, will you lindiy state it? If|you ea ridiculing The G ret ! iS a ' r t t ’ : aa a ts have not, then you write from an! Makers" { ) ’ 1 i . : ’ . > ’ 4 jal RL point, which ns; As for ! DORE I lain ! > a emtwa for an Ancrican nowspuper.| rene Unw Yu i a) bi ; x ¢ would rather expect that, on the| the poor iomir ( \ b Anew B ‘ As hh y nt A MAN-ORIVEN FAN. . rery, you 4 offer encouraxe-|to po § @unde Fon.” sh ‘ wath | BNE ) ' Sa he ak in » fact tie Ww ‘ t pre tine, th Although It costs but six cents a * Band advice at @ very (ryiag unnex hea, be in the out of t t su aie lcd r . ’ Hen) ers to n India for men to wave fans 5 Beem te rJoice in the iden t tachie mp y bea , Abut ee een eer . es : th pla ) keep the air circulating in hommes, a the factions in Ireland, althou h R anid M r “If danced | Yy Moly ‘ oe + 4 i jons & they are gradually being replaced by, ¥ tried, will demonstrate to the ove e thud & ‘ovgr WA Proper repres ion, these dances! tinuousiy, appearing | PERN rear ic: oy ee eT A of the Y person © and more re. @heir inabiliiy to govers them. her head’? AN AMIRICAN, are BO worms (han Whe vid one-step America of Parana : cetions are given by means of w words |tiable, state of Par |s * ' i ‘ : , = - - | = = = Ay + doen of Which COOKING is a most important branch. For a wife is the keeper |