The evening world. Newspaper, February 1, 1919, Page 14

ee ee ee eter se eee ee ia See COMIC PAGE | Saturday, February 1, 1919 of Belgium,” ton theatrical manag Mr. donald, who has been fomposed of English and Ameri “a service. Air Bervice. ‘ | TO HONOR FRANK BACON @ay evening, Feb. % @ided that Mr. earned the honor, bungry. ALL THE WAY FROM TROY. They have de- but he @ian't like our rhyme about a Troy Girt, priuted recently, so he has eent us one of his own ts to Tro! Well, anyway, here's his rhyme: Where was a young lady from Troy, Quite pretty, accomplished and coy, Who thought it was nice To skate on the te, BWmdraced by the arm of a boy. ; TO TRY HIS PASS. Gee, it’s great to be a city oMcial! Next Wednesday night the boxes at the Gaiety Theatre, where “Light- min'” is turning people away, will net aside for the Mayor, the City ptrolier and the Health Com- Missioner, their wives and friends, And {t's all becavee Health Commis. sioner Copeland refused to order the joxed wheo the influenta everybody nervous Winobell Smith and John L. Gokien, as a token of appreciation, gave Mr. Copeland @ souvenir pass to their attractions, 3 going to use It at the t. a THAT MILKMAN. The milkman rattles down the street At 4A. M. or worse; He has a noisy wagon and A bulging teather purse. Bil" ‘and “clatter, rumble, bang!” Instead of one, this milkman sounds de though he were a gang. He leaves « half a pint of cream And stings me twenty cents. Be sings a song, for milkmen are Extremely happy gents. He clatters off; 1 go to sleep, . And in a little while, He clatters back as though he loved My nerves to jolt and rile, Bome day I mean to get a pan— A great big victous one— And find the milkman's residence— TU bet Pit have some fun, Before his door at 10 P. M. Tu beat upon my pan Until he begs me to desist, For I'm an angry men, AT THE OLD STAGE DOOR. Now, listen! You don't have to be- Neve this if you don't admire to, But, Usien—the Shubert press agent, @ very elastic young man, says that f ~ fig “Chicago stage Johnn Pay) saw “The Molts ty of cxcesstve be fnew York for th 4 hangine vatre's stn » girls of a@nvbody may come and roadburst vester the chorus » stage door About Plays an By BIDE NEW play by Maurice Master- linck, entitled “A Burgomaster 9 to be produced fm New York in Maroh, according to the plans of W. RK. Macdonald, a Bos- Mao- in France sev- eral years, will bring over @ cast Players, each of whom has #een war The play will be staged by Capt. Max Montesole, who saw three years of active service in the British ‘The Friars will give a dinner to on, star and co-author of "at their club house, Sun- Bacon has not only looks A contributor, who lives tn Troy, With all due ours was much— He wakes me up with, “Whoa there. | fy It Must Have Been a Volume on Snorology! d Players DUDLEY The “Johnnies” always appear at| 10.46 P, M. and each wears one of those Chicago River smiles, The | story sort of gave us a headache, but maybe you can assimilate it. O*, Mom # UNCLE E2RA 'S "READING 4 BooK OUT LOUD wiTtouT LOOKING at oH Nn, S WHAT IN The WworeD ARE YOu TALKING F-F-F -F-T - CHo-0+ 0-0 —o Bren -6-T-T Come ‘era Tit stow you DISGRACING HENRY CLIVE. Henry Clive and Dr. 8. Bernar and all that sort of th |} met tn the Friars’ Clu last jand began discu: Henry got #0 firmness in the a Umerick. Here it is in toto: | There once was a lady of London,. Whose mother made ezcellent pit. crusts, Bhe tumbled tn love | With a hair-lipped mon, Oh, come, let's lean against river! the COSY CORNER RHYMES. Weill, to add to the narrative, witl say that Dr. Ross got bus: wrote a rhyme, He wanted tt music so he could dance Sohultz, at the plano, pooh TI Ik BIG LI I I LE I AMII nd id k 7 it loctor or- . fa re ee | rece ceereers ro. , And He Must Have Been Given the Vest for New Year's! Eenie, meente, minte mo, ‘ED Scene — HW Ms aa ‘ Aye Y Doctor, don't you hurt my toe. actor ' acl SS as Wonton tee NO — g If I holler tet tt 90, os A mil hae FRIEND — BOT ARE Lt GOT ww Kenic, meenie, minte mo Y'WRONG , JOE you AN ACTOR 7% he ‘The dootor says tt really happened AN YLL 3S y 4 Te FOR when he was about to opera on a tue girl's toe, 1t sounds like lord se Bacon to um D>» GOSSIP, Charles B. Fails is to draw a poster ot Fay Bainter of “Kast is West.” Robert Whittier, who t# to play “Ghosts” at the ‘Longacre Friday afternoon, has appeared as Oswald all over Europe. Beverly Sitgreaves, who is to «5 to France soon, will make “ho ost-to- goodness,” "h ta Ri Lie benefit at Aco 1 Cros: igh are one per at th yesterday presented 8, Ih Rothapfel with a allver eervice as a token of appre ciation, At the same time the execu tive staff of the theatre travelling case, Somet to resign ‘Temple, the blase c ne,” now playin t, to wi JOE'S CAR Ort || Cris ise prem PiAduiiag Gp ONY Brome wanted Edna to stay at home, Sho got & part, however, and now old Pop Teimplr loves to tell how he urged Edna to take up a stage career, ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Florence—You ask too much. We're busy. Moran—Write James Peede, care Fitzgerald stage direct ° TWouly VLIKE ME “T'cive You A BOOK OF “TRAFFIC RULES T'FIT IN YER VEST POCKET? j — BACK IN NEW YORK | WHERE 1 COME FROM, UT'CoPs DON'T —— "LWONDER How mucH t'LL cosT ME Mis TIME? 5 EXPLAIN ALL THAT "TO Iu’ guGe! WE'LL be [GLAD T CHANGE THINGS r'surt You! i BUT OFFICER ~ Richard Walton Tully, Bullding. He can tell you. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Now that Prohibition is sure to come, | Rye, N. Y., expects an influx of home- acekers. SHE'S AN AMERICAN. | Fleanor Painter, of “The Cliimax,”) wishes it distinctly understood that | she is an American, born in the West ‘A newspaper recently referred to he las “a Berlin ‘find’ of Andreas Dippel and she hasn't road that paper since FOOLISHMENT. [He cattea her on the telephone To ask her if she'd be his own, But “Centra?” switched the call and, gece The chump proposed to Swatt McGee. | SOMEWHERE IN BROOKLYN FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. | Mra. 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