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| ! | ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER, Published Daily Except Sungey by the Press Publishing Company, Nos, 63 te 63 Park Row, New York. RALPH PULITZDR, President, 62 Park Row, J. ANGUS SHAW, ‘Treasurer, 63 Park Row, JOSEPH PULITZER,’ Jr, Secretary, 63 Park How, MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED Prenss, ‘The Associnted Prem is exciusirely entitled 1 om tem of a) wy fredited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and tue loca, news published VOLUME 59.. WITH DOUBLE PROFIT. HE disposition of the German colonies has been discussed with fit at tl 0,981 double Thres given an immense boost fair to make stronger t a disinterested arbiter ambitions threaten the onies que of Nat position of the tion now has plainiy ons idea. It also bids an ever the United States as conflict s and wherever f nat with deadlo onal inter Peace Conference Trusteeship of an international kind for reconquered territ oriea, as urged and apy secured by President Wilson, may not fatisfy But it has tl each separate nation or dominion to the full » powerful appeal, from the point of view of each nation, of leaving no other uation or nations in 4 on of advantage from which to steal a March on some one + in habituating governments to that common understanding and readiness for co-operative action upon which any League of Nations, inust depend for succe The plan is understood to 7 de, for instance, that in the ease {he German Pacific colonies those north of the equator will be under the jurisdiction of Japan, those south of the equator under t jurisdiction of A a or New Zealand. ‘The directing nations, however, will be 1 case only mandatory agents responsible to ® higher trustees the League. | This is a long step, indeed, above a plane upon which Japan would have r on of certain noands, Australia would and similar divisions or assignments elsewhere As for i 1 pa jl le reperted one between Great Brita | an in TLS 1916, the international law sexperts in Pari t the armistice nullified all such treaties, while a League of Nations can on them to the dust heap of the past and obsole Brin has produced excellent resulis in more ¢o their advanta German colonies thus ng up the matter of the promptly showing some nations how much it may prove to be trustees in a big interna-| that fional concern than to remain disappointed snatchers after sp go once and for all to the more powerful. Desir territory may operate strongly in pushing the Yrusteeship principle, » gee rivals kept from exclusively exploiting covet thereby helping to bring into existence almost before it is realized the working basis of a League of Nations . antennae HOW MANY WILL STAY ABROAD? HE War Department rules that soldiers overseas may marry sweethearts in the United States by mail and declares that Pipe EDITORIAL PAGE | Thursday, January 30, 1919 | the Food Prices Fall_ hing J. H. Ca Congrats, 1941 Reflections By Helen Rowland Copyright, 1019, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) 66 FOOL there was, and he made his prayer"—to two women @n A the same party wire. ‘ Of course a wife is a comfort to any man, if only as somebody to ask silly questions, so that he can spring) bright epigrams in reply. Next to the fond belief that real friendship can exist between a man and a woman without ending in love, perhaps the greatest popular delusion is that real love can exist between: them without beginning friendship.” A modern husband will always give his wife a “vote” on all important questions—even if he DOES reserve the sole right to vote everything at the last minute A man may laugh at your politics, your clothes, your conversation, jand your religion, and still think you “a charming little woman”—but when he refers jocularly to your tears, as “sniffling,” your reign is oveg | Moral: “Hooverize” your tears! ) chagrined when he stops to think that the worst of the war is over fog everybody else i \ peeve: : When a man says that he has “lived,” be usually means that he hat finished living—as far as his heart, his illusions and his sensations gi ssa i it comes in waves, and goes out with the Love is like inspiration; “tied.” Call no woman miserable until that moment in which she suddenly, wonders whether it’s her beauty or her age that makes a man offer her his seat in a street car. ‘Whys Love and Matrimony By Fay Stevenson Copyright, 1989, by ‘The Press Publis Why Husbands and Wives Showld Fear Cupid’s Ghosts Far More Thana Gay Pachelor or a Pretty Stenographer. HAT a history it would make|wife, And in your ing Co, ‘The New York: Evening World heart of heart. if the men and women of! vou wish he would not come quite so any generation should tell/often, whom they almost married! How! But, if you must be jealous, why many of us know the down-at-/|not base your jealousy on something the-bottom, absolute truth about| real. Why not base it on facts! She why she married us instead of the,did almost marry another chap, She’ chap? Or how many of us will|did go to theatres with him, pi ever know how many times he fell tennis, take little spins in his tour- at other maidens’ feet before he|!Mg car or long strolix up hill and came to ue? ¢ |down dale and listen to all his young “Pooh!" you cry, ‘those sts of /dreams of life, love and happiness Cupid —those ‘high-water -rouser [ever after. And yet you never ba beaux of hers or those ‘olq sweet-,4% eyelash of jealousy in his direc married me y » “But she the ste Who|tion, You s and there cud And here is wh a mere joke! them with heaving} hearts’ of his thinks of fs breasts or green eyes?” @:7OU Miss 8 See such mar s “may properly be facilitate by military sree ae eer uty And yet--when you come to think, OPPortunity to build up your married authoritic n France when State‘ laws do not clearly make il ae of {t—-those ghosts actually existed! | D8s. Pour a little jealousy in your ineffectual.” | Ninety-nine times out of one hun-| Heart in the right direction. Don't This has added interest and possible significance when read but those beaux and “old sweet-| Old crony of yours whom she merely nlongside a despatch from s which quotes a member of the hearts” were rea tolerates on your account, You have Ameri colony in tha city as predicting that at least 200,000 Americ in France, “the majority now in the army will remain Secause they wis to marry French women and the re are charmed with French life and see at opportunities here f F American energy has been an American belie? for many years that American tnergy finds no place or opportunity home and that with rare | exceptions American men nevér come across Women anywhere on the of the earth who measure up to American women is belief, to be sure, dus never before been tesied by sending two million and a half American young men across the Atlantic at one swoop, The American colonist in Paris no doubt exaggerate ma manner to which American colonists in Paris are prone whe the country of their infatuation oncerned, Nevertheless the re-| sults of the test will be worth watching Aside from marriage or opportunity, we wonder how many young Americans now abroad will see their former Land of Liberty in a new light as compared with a free country which has Y not yet permittéd a bige H minor t me men are @runkards no man shall drink wine Letters From the People Defines St ein, applicable to the conduct of the sup- 118 the Eto of The ven pression of Sinn Foir I ur editerla Thursday's | and, therefore we sue you th iid J sneer |ornment his seen ft ton at © Sinn Fein The third par alfa Sinn Fein without its accusto Rate iar on Do the British? For your 44 n know th what the 8 luest fight for is complete inde eo athn veo and absolute separation fron f araor (bus fand—liberation from the nturies | Won of nationa and road Md grievance that has made r| feld he world's battegroun | tor name opprobrium to aij we pect. | Ultimate justi ey have mace the ett iin, the Saxon | OTAMBY, Which, to-day, Is aw potent jin eming dormancy as wher its that has driven the best out of Ir nts Yazed to earth our homes and land, made her taxes impossible, sup- | *!rines and filled the 1 with ivied pressed her industries and-~bu ae s past what's the use? What has happene hes recently, may we ask, to render im Unions Must Be Hel ish tyranny and oppression bo} forth by Mr Gom aan vations you stand back of the sophism ut ‘I beth ak A sing, but you tered by you that because the powers | connected with: th ieee all oe that be in gland chose (for their|Gompers present only. Get own diplon sons) to remain in- [the views of the 1 who pays the active whi public 1s being pro- | eration and spare yon gg ona claimed in Ireland, that Ireland's | pers, ‘There is no taht un wagee ny chosen representatives are, as a re-|hours. Unions demand the tight te suit, without a motive for their ac-|Concomned thea hak 8 labor is Mone~present and future? Do you| Unions must be held down to rent seat: to have your readers believe lOf fixing Wage and. working’ nours| teat “British tyranny and oppres- only. en this is a settled fact f there will beyo more lubomptroublen sion,” a8 te Sinn ¥yin seoe ii, i‘ ™, { ya ; « wearies apn Ne ais Pg enough to do to make her glad that ad of the chap Your gay bachelor chum who fre-| quently takes dinner at your home| she married YOU in may gain a few smiles or jests from! she almost Were Ended By Roy L. McCardell By Albert Payson Terhune - Foot-Made Music Hath Charms Against Obesity married. ;, your wi lips which set your hea Because you won her from him Copyright, 1929, ne Pi rub ng how Mork ave RS. JARR saw she had made @! inspired,” rked Mrs. r ud- vostiaht, 119, by The Pm Publishing Co, (The New York kreuing World M Tilatakes When ahe took her | idee grate aa med Mrs. Clara Mud" to beating double-quick, You may| you have a certain responsibility, # ee stake en she took hei idge-s . “anc aken—— : i. i is | tn at A le No. 31-—-THE EGYPTIAN WAR OF 1382. Neat. in the luauriously ape | She wes going ne tape wd taen | 60 about for daya with your brow in| certain standard to live up to. Your H18. was the war whose ending virtually gave @ thousand wrinkles because she is| constant worry should be “I wonder if Sgypt to pointed limousine between = Mr off ten pounds pumping the piano : so easant to thi jend of yours,! J a good to her e othe a Great Britain and which lost for France a golden |Stryver and Mrs, Clara Mudridge-! player, but she caught herself in time tree n in ve ‘ a a fone le rte oe iy ey He 1 a eae . arianited : yy ever yveat gh oO Ou e been? onde, i opportunity, Its effects were unbellevably far- | Smith she realized she had overlooked | and added a hurriedly “have taken | other chap whom she almost mar.| tera ee fai eould wave UT Rea chthe a bet, She saw now she should the greatest delight in it for. ho ah eras ake Reece e [er Oe Onper OE DO WOUNG NAYS 2 ERRe | : Bet ante ie alntyere GoW el Con eames ried uu know she doesn’t care for| not appeared upon the scene and per- Egypt was under Turkish rule and was gov the:gay beislon that she ls only try: | suaded her to tarry met ur either first or last Arriving at the s Ah, blind husbands, if you would be ! erned by a subsidiary King, or Khedive, s by this ing to entertain your old friend, and The Khedive, Ismail Pasha, was an arrant old| !!¢ she done either she could have time, Mrs, Mudridge-Smith ‘was the! yet you let your imagination lead| J°#lous in the right sense and of the a7 i sat by a window. And other women! first of the trio to, enter, and when! right man (the man she almost mar- rascal who, by 1875, had run his country so deep in * en you on, You imagine that your! ried) you might make a much bett envious women—whoe he td her the salesman advanced she signified! pachelor friend calls just to see your| husband and 4 much happier wife! thought it was HER car. |that they wished to look at some piano | ——— : J : b 2 mental note that she | players. | win wc, Queer Customs From plump figure debt that presently France and England established a “dual control” over the luckless land in order to straighten the financial tangle and to correct certain other glaring abi would have She made would sit by the upon all! after | oF this | you?" a é neing keenly Ked the he sions Phis ve both these great nations a coveted foothold in Egypt The talk of the three ladies as the|“an you. will want a medium fric. sy They began proceedings tn 1819 by kicking old Ismail off the throne |car sped downtown was all of the tional posistance player.’ 4 t 0 ld Fa ( Oo S and muking his son Khedive in his place, This} mechanical grand player Mrs, Stryver No, it is this einen lags remarked | ec r s r rner earn son, Tewflk, does not sewm to have been any | Was going to buy. .Mrs. Jarr and) yr studridge-S : " 7 Tamail Loses : , é ; iad fuiner |Mrm Clara Mudeidge«muilth both| at eee The Funeral Ceremony Where the Deceased Is Asked Ravatiane thine startling improvement on his unlamented father, | Aes ant aus” al solng to| Ad the salesman, thinking Mrs A 0 anannarnrarnnrnrrrnd The Natlonalist Party in Egypt hated the idea |Know that Mra. Biryver was going to) 51° st cet was ‘leading the | the Causes of His Death. of foreign intervention and despised Tewflk Tora (dal Ce SEO ad eer MHC EDVIOR ent OUmiNES F3A5 * *Jiove of popular and classic sel tions, | Adie a 10 Rh ! test running model in WRICA is 4 land that fairly Drums and other musical instru H and England. @ leadership of a wily politician laut ay an exercising machine to re. |! ablishment—for Mrs, Jarr’s abounds in strange rites and| ments are procured, animals are sac- named Arabi, the Nationalists rebelled. |duce obesity. Mrs. Stryver knew |{/8Ure Was trim and neat ceremonies, Most of these|rificed, while the inhabitants of the In 1882 they ‘seized Alexandria and several other strongholds, sent|they knew. But did they come right| But by the way Mrs, Stryver puffea| have their origin in vague supersti-| village shout through the whole Tewhk flying into exile and raised the war cry: “Egypt for the Egyptians! |out and say it? Tush! Don't you|importantly to the front the salesman | tions or religious practices instigated| night, the wild scenes kee ping up Down with foreigners!" jre ze there is such a thing as tact? aw his mistake in time and took! by the medicine men or magicians of} unt!) after sunrise. They slaugiitered many French and residents of Hgypt, ana| “You don't care for one of the| them over to a model that was geared|the tribe for the betterment of their) After the tom-toming, yelling, placed A on the Khedival throne. In other words, an army of fanatics |@!etrivally operated ones, then?"| to @ frictional resistance of a pound} own ends, but a few are well estab-| singing and dancing has lasted for defied the whole clyiliged world, asked Mrs, Jar Jof fat off an hour, for any stout] lished customs, practised by the peo-| two days and two nights arrange- The dadanse web iloiio abooiited Yes, you Just press a button and |/#dy who pumped persistently on the! ple as @ regular matter of course ments are made for the burlal on the sie nds anginal fai he chnaclt esa ue mantels nit played without exertion | Pedi lh Foremost among these j funeral | third da Hack evening at sunset pulled on to pul idawnArdbi-and (o(teslore law and) onan in ) tiresome pumping with the feet,! fry it,,dear!” gushed Mrs, Muu- | “celebration” of a tribe of people| the body is brought out, fastened im Tasuntie |you know!" said Mrs, Clara Mud.|ridge-Smith | called Bangalas, inhabiting the coun-| a sitting posture in a chair and refused to interfere, And, thus, the French lost their one grand | Smith “We have a new attachment on| ‘TY around the Quango River, and in| placed at the door of bis hut, the chance of becoming masters of Egypt. A bungle in statesmanship robbed I have ‘no doubt they are very |t one," said the salesman, “It is| Which the deceased is asked to state| idea being that be should have “ay them of a glorious future in that rich land nice,” replied Mrs. Stryve But, /cailed the ‘Etherealite” ‘This model| the cause of his death, which he does] share in the festivities got up in Engiand was swift to take advantage of Mrancc p and to seize the|with an. elec ly operated player|will tire the performer until she is, ~4t least to the satisfaction of the| his honor, Shortly after sunrise ope ning it | a th France nately, out of the way, the English could easily | piano, can one lend one's individuality | used to it, so there ix where the/ listeners. et [dee withdrawn again into the hut A British fleet was rushed to Alexandr A land expeditionary force, |? pretation of the music? | Etherealite comes into play, The ro-| 7 ip iptaaiae ae we aap = by ie i _ yee bck of anak under Lord Woldoloy, at the saine time was senl to lemalils j[t would all seem so mechanical to| sistance can be regulated, Will to have @ peculiar significance and/ by this time save on the part of th® Mie Hest on Joie ti. 16 opened a territle bombardment upon the | Now, when one is actually play- |madame try something light with the | are only uttered in answer to a ques- | man's mother and his wives, who sit 1 forts, Arabi's men fought fiercely. But at withering [ing the musio—with th t action, || Etherealite, or shall we have some-, tion, That is, if the son of a chief} Moaning and weeping close to thé » fire they could make no hi They retreated, | srant u, but still it is one’s own{thing heavy, say?” has died no one must announce the} bier upon which the body is placed $ British Soldiers aag at last, and Alexandria was helpless in the hands |effort—then one can feel it is one's! ‘The salesman knew why some stout| fact until some one of his friends in-| The deceased is then put under» Sailors Victorious. { of, the vic pane aM i jown utterancet lies were slaves of the mechanical quires after his health, The one! Tigid cross-examination as to what test ae Auruat, We meley, with 80,000 troops, met Very true!” murmured both the] piano players. In fact, in the trade, /questioned then hangs his head and | or who caused his death, Very nate ody battle--a battle wherein the fanatical dervishes thuehit ike cor. [other ladies, |the various plano playing machines| looks troub! whereupon the friend | Urally be is unable to answer, wheré nered wild beasts, but where scfence and better equipment at st won| y T have always ul for} were listed as ms,” “mediuins,” | asks, “Dead ' Aas the. Obber aps | vee the crowd begink to abuso hime the day mus Mrs, Stryver w Hl ly, |"stouts" and “extra stouts," accord. | swers, “Dead,” following this with] demanding to be told all about it. At The defeat at Tel-el-Kebir broke the back of bits power, kivery. | ’The that 1 cannot play an or- {ing to how hard the pedals worked or|an explanation that he probably lost| !ast it is generally agreed that he whe re, in lesser fights, the British fers and seamen were triumphant, |dinary piano does not mean | haye,how the lady of the house sized up. | his life through the wicked forest] Was killed through the aid of evil mete short and Be ¥ contested war was at an end. Arabi was over-|no love for the great composers, and| Mrs, Stryver was fitted with an| fiend» Kosh,» probably aided and| Spirits, This concludes the ques- hopes of an “E se be pH et Was in ruins, So were his garish!if [ must have piano player, at|“extra stout.” After she had played| helped by some malicious wizard ip| HODA whieh Sometimes last for three Bipiand Has aanpad war the aeliieal moment. And Basinna tad aol 1 will only have one that 1 will| herself into a convincing perspiration, | human form ae four hours. The crowd then dias, intention of abandoning what she had won. And England had no} pyRsONALLY play. Ll could not feel| the sale was consummated, | Now come the relatives from far | Perses and the body is carried off t8 |I was really interpreting the great| "Charge it," she said-the proudest | and near and the whole neighbor-| ‘he cemetery jmasters uniess 1 was actually the words a woman can say-and gave | hood falis into a state of intense ex-| T5° | trol Eeypt bewan to rise from chaos. | creative force." ber name and address, citement and wallings, though one Almost at on however, the British power was to be put to an overs “Yes, you are right. I have a foot} But Mrs, Jarr did not eavy hgr, for! curious point in their grief is that it whelming test-~by the outbreak of a far greater war in Egypt—a war which power piano player, and when I play| Mrs, Jarr was still slender enough! is interrupted pow and then by rater at Hapdel I feel as though my feet were} to play the piano by band,"” ‘periods of uproarioug bilarity, A British protectorate was set up in ypt, and a British garrison oceu- pied the citadel of Cairo. Under the wis if stern guidance of British con Suiivds part of this strangs veremony is that these people do not seem to realize that every gue must die; nether the belief t unless some evil. spirit interfered @ man ~. Would live forever, wil.be. described. in the mext article of this series, eR - ‘The man who married in order to escape the draft must feel terribly’+ and Wherefores of ~*~ 10