The evening world. Newspaper, January 18, 1919, Page 16

Atlantic Ocean and the Missis- William Jerome's Laughograptis i River, It was estimated we're beginning to grin already @ie total would be nearly doubled THEY VOTED “WET.” With reports in from everywhere. At the Hippodrome yesterday Bert @hree hundred thousand veople in Levy, the cartoonist, asked th di Greater New Y one hed signed |ence. by writing on his screenograph, ¥. Biegtel Cel on VANE (lass RAGS Fitted About fa and Players By BIDE DUDLEY t the; Tratnor, John J. Schoen, James Roche, pe ihe Kdward Duane, John Hyland, T. De a, William Noon, T. J. Monohan, orke Randolph, 3 P. ‘Hordan and Radeliffe, SOME JEROME COMEDIES. Universal Film Corporation aged William Jerome to fur kly comedies for W new azine. They will be called iP te midnight last committee in charge of work of circulating che pro- Against the proposed increase in | ( theatre tax among patrons of the houses over the country reported ; More than 1,000,000 signatures hin oe been received in Greater New ; nish Ww k and twenty other cities between | Screen Mi the Prohibition question. cheers the words “Wet” and received respectively he is of f the opinion that “Wet" won by about 100 to 1 tests up tc clock yesterd. had more than e their share jn putting ihrouga @ Liberty Loans and the drives for charities, He further stated t Gossip. Keep It To Yourself’ will played at the 39th treet The morrow night for men in uniform increased tux would force many Qheatres a roductiona to quit busi. | Doro Green, film vampire, ess. The messace concluded soon start work on an elaborate #1 earnestly appeal to you as eur |sian picture based on a Tolstoy fm Room 13" at test were Mrs. Reginald C. Vander last two wee The Betrothal” t, William Thaw, Mrs. A. B. Duke will beg.n Mrs. William 3d. Mrs. Drexel le, Mrs B J or Wenry Dick and Mr Messrs. Shubert the concerts le (he ‘will conclude her and Winter Vanderbilt to-night ox, Mary ree oe et are now being made A “@POOK TEA.” laboratories at Fo Bn the stage of the Harr prening, ans 38 Rey Combe ext Tuesday afternoon a ns Knocked by spooks an¢ the fortunes of her gue rigbt, but wild the tea be ipa than ever las Breit accttding to Carl Laenmle, | actually going “dry,” the other, a careful study of condi- tions, and much consultation witb ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, fen of affairs | ber—This column cannot advise Mr, Laemmle says 1919 will be a | YOU to business. this year will thrive as never vefore. | & Harris for t Royel Vagabond. ~ Gook him to some tracks in the syow VEGETARIAN whose family | 4 Was out of town went to break- | pwar just as jong those who cir old jobs ar 0 Is in | lend to use every endeavor to avert © AD overwhelming cu At the perfort director, re Society Jacques Coint Woman turns to his act Monday of American 8 who signed the Winthrop artigtic ities in t this week ances that the might among the f the Thomas Pratt. GOES TO THE VANDERBILT. “Tho Little J ney" Lb no tinting for one of the theatres Francis man with eithe Girl iN “THE SLUMBER PARTY.” Mt st will give ® boner i . * the After Home for Crippled Children ng a believer in paychic manifesta: | 4 hon-vectarian institution which as vel tay tel ists children Jamed by infantile par. | bap a ait lysis, A big bill of entertainers will | “l be on hand, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Bilge Coakley of Wellsville, having | become convinced that the country is toas seen drink ing @ bottle of sodu pop yesterday. He said he was practising up, | " LAEMIMLE OPTiMisTic, With peact, a greater prosperi been known ts | ident of the Universal Film Man- facturing Company, Mr. Lacmmlo ys he formed this opinion atter a jp from one end of the country to a 1.—Ralph Kohn ts Secretary to A. ,# Woods. S.-Take it to Meyer Cohen, rele Theatre Building. Yy | A. P, See answer to J. J. ¥.! GANTLEV ENGAGED. | Mr. Con n js our song authority. Frederick Santley, who has just wn discharged from the Naval Air | FOOLISHMENT. There was a young man from Cohoes rvice, has by Cohan n | n Th Who had a strange bump on his nose; | He said to his brother, | And also his mother: “What mner year for the Universal. He so predicts that the film business on * BACK ON THE JOB. Bithe Hippodrome is taking employ the n who left it t aused this fool bump, do vou s'poser” Lappy ast of James Minn FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Who was the world’s greatest in- | Every the man who invented in- s ‘terest was no siouch.” | A BACKWARD SEASON, jeally meat, because it eventually be- CITY hunter, roaming over a | comes a bind” | et rhe kind of oges I eat ne farm in the southern part of| me birds," answered the A the country @ few days since,|”“Impousible!" ered the we Bame upon the owner of the place, | "What kind of eges do you e Who was not altogether pleased at rineipally ho! ores. said the stran ~Londo - the intrusion. | Ber—London Tit-Bits, | “Get any rabbits’ ed. No,” sald the city man, “you see Ban't tell from the tracks which | Way the rabbits are going.” vefdeeing a chance for some fun at), Ge city mess expense, the farmer the farmer) THE MILITARY HAIRCUT, 66 2 are all militarists now, W Said Representative Kirby of Arkansas, was being shaved in a barber » the othe @ grizzled » in a captain's uniform came ig He saluted smartly and seated himself jin the chair next to my own. “‘Hair cut, he said in gruff tones, How would you like it cut, sir? rber asked captain, who was baldish, an- gruffer than ever day when \ch @hd told him the wrong way to trail Fabbits. | ein the evening, after a long day @f foliowing rabbit tracks in the op Bpaite way from which the rabbits | th . , the city man again met 2 the farmer again ed up the hairs and number off rabbit.” to the right. Odd numbers each want “Well,” the farmer grinned, “they ja half inch off. 1 smartly with fo tell me it has been a very back- | bay rum 1 Then dis. -Youngstown Tele- | miss allan | Pa ” HE'D GOT RELIGION. SET ANSON, Hphraim, SOFTENING A STONE. N Irishman was engaged at stone breaking on the * exclaime roadside, put " “I'se got ‘ligion—'ligion, 1 tell you! | not be MB used to the work. did Mernat's tine, brother! You are | 22% Ake much progres friend, Bing ty lay aside all sin?” who chanced to pass as Pat was vig- “Yes, sah," rou" re going to eburch? #Y¥es, sah-re¢ weYou are going to widows’ Ah, yes, sab.” “You are going to pay you Sah? Dat ain't ‘lig orously b ooring a large stone, tried to show hi the right way Takin |the hammer he proke the stone with the | ease. | Said Pat: “Sure now, and It be aisy for ye to break the me after I hav »| been softening it for the last hwlf hour. care for debts on; dat's busi- A ‘London Answers. 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