The evening world. Newspaper, January 4, 1919, Page 9

SATURDAY, JANUARY 4, 1919 WAS World Belongs to Blonde; Retird Natural Blonde Has It, ] Synthetic One Wants It WA the ry is ruy Theod forma himse the 1] Alm oa Magistrate Groehl’s Unravelling of the Riddle In- spires Nixola Greeley-Smith lo Dissect Blondes (All Kinds) Under the Microscope of Science and the Droplight of History—Her Discoveries Follow. By Nixola Greeley-Smith HEN is a blonde not a blonde? The not one of Frank Tinney's latest conundrums but a riddle wi Magistrate Frederick J. Groehl was called upon to unravel in the West Side Court this week when Mrs, Annie Burns was brought before him charged with spreading a report that tvs. Jeannette Klein, her daughtern-law, had bleached | her hair There is only one way of settling the Clty Magistrate is repor Kiein. “You must let me si this matter,” | sd to have declared to Mrs. | your halr.” | Whereupon the dingy precincts of the West Side Court took on the glory of a summer sunset as Mrs. Klein loosened her golden locks and spread them in a ilken snare over her shoulders, “Lam astonished by you!" Magistrate Groeh! is said to have exclaimed, turning to the accused mother-in-law, This hair has | never seen peroxide and is not bleached. I know bleached hair when 1 see it, and when I say hair {s not bleached it is not bleached.” I shall leave to others ribald speculations as to just how one of our city fathers could qualify as an expert on real blondes, for I prefer believe that trate Groehl spoke pragmatically merely in an effort to restore peace to Warring women, I must add, however, that a man's knowledge on s subject as the ndness of blondes is usually in inverse ratio to what | he believes it In other words, the more he thinks he knows the more likely he is eived | If 1 were a man, Ts t confide rather t would atwa the lad the blew natural * Yn et deep. It extend ay C B to uch an important to be to be dec my destiny to a ana gen tention, has disturbed ! her nat reschem her th wkes discore a with and . put neither peroxide aor ammonia on her en 1s apts me in « d orator's He Lord,|t n. Butler n dey eat Queen of many pe dain to be called the k that the bi The last and creates have ended in t blond German had it participation on the the fair Wnglishman and the inantly fa A The brunette races are ri ‘ nly as war can be made into « it inter |, est them. © pure ly intelle @ may | have | eyed Latins, r aveat Latin ¥ {among them an extraor ber of blondes. ! shall me © Golden Char! magne, the fuir-skinned ( gray 1 Na doffre, because t ment away blondn Pra Caesars, N of my own and always will be think it was Machiavelli wh the world bel how, tly To be st dispute it with her, but th sooner t tin surrender to some own na blon much we all know I trust the time that 1 e blo much. In fa be nand live rm driven with him, but wh she y from him, would leopatra a real blonde » all her daughters und d tent to leave the a swe fir di B Copyright, 190 the world is getting od of War come takes his terrible be extend th would take me too far tral ¢ the ages an ond: ment may ay resound Yet, civilization apace and the turned the hand closer to the pul ox are L believe elfishne and the out to his brother at large move and hay¢ trend of the time Sownie seen oun toward the heart In this may progressive proce practice the patience tha ho one may make me hate him t me so conduct my innermo. ok myself in the face \ VER 400 ye found American ar umbus in « study of | \ 1% giving si wi tentl the red haired v ho unites t points « Cleo ‘ wit nd haired + | world’s annual consumption of mounted to 200,000 wii 1 vais We nay eneha W aiid thetic i Was nol alive ey the annual pro 0 tons as late as tive times 04,00 Let mo cultivate the trait of tol My Creed of Ever yday y thundering dark with wail of woman of helpfulne my being as to least = The Romance cial Girl's ‘Mlle. 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York tiening M Sophie lrene The Press tublshing tatletics, the purely intel better, Ye r netual typ The f ba d the Ay of moyes on man ha 0 of Rubber susie ate hatinaatina slavamont hi .. 4 , ; ; 7 | Fics t Waiting Machi ne Would Not Write, To Marry Is as Good As the Pretty Girl's, But Ske Must Prankly Admit Her Lack cf Pulch tude, and Not Try to “Doll Up” Like a Beaut, She Must Make the Most of Personality and Sin- cerily as Her Chief Stock in Trade. Chance much to her credit fet her na dignified, womanly F pose about in the r simper manner of @ and she is nopelens ¥ gicl who realizes es a big point But when she benind a o hat en Cupid e of humor) 1 scream! wear andemot in gilt, and to bee nat Bie: ppealing never look Well feathers” ‘The nents inct¥dse wearer, ‘Nor a omoly wonthn > bent! (t eee Fs vill only ly clothes at nind me" One of then ening 1 are made for for $10,000 be ' models!) The ut to-da one of the hap. marvied 1 L know.” Her personality ‘have ad's love quite as well if she had been blessed with Jon hair and gazelle eyes, Pé@se other sister is quite @t- rent, She eannot admit that the u er “more truth than flashes abo' Sand displa s (and inetd perfection in beil- newest tally her own ns) On all occasions ((Po- ays the jday she the laughing stock of j every cirele in which she moves, In jher e to be beautiful she has made ‘ous! Needless to da, For Wind abide * frills’ A heanticu an weap a non red evening wrap and a welled butterfly in her hair, She Will have many eyes of admiration Ipot But what homely woman, prop ned and irregular 1, can apy vimon? WW homely woman can wear a BU {TERELY tn ne dots— well—"People w More thaw t. 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