The evening world. Newspaper, December 14, 1918, Page 12

COMIC PAGE |\Saturday, December 14, 1918; layers “REMEMBER “ifm ocd PROVERB : ( a DED AND EARLY “TS g “RISE, MAKES A MAH HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND Wise" “BAW -W-w-, Tpon't wanr T eo (46 Bep - ere— COME, MARY ir SS BED Time By BIDE DUDLEY OMSTOCK & ELLIOTT are pre-|the richest man alive? Those were C paring another intimats mui the days, you will recall, if you will a only try, when for a modest “jitney” cal comedy. It is called “See|)ou could get a slab of ple. A half a You Later’ and is intended for Chi-| buck” would purchase you, in al- cago first. It will go to the La Saile/most any place, a meal quite good ‘ a ie contreiied by (enough to fill the opening in your Theatre, which house is controlled by | face” ‘That was the time when pen Mr. Comstock. William Elliott, by the] nies five would get you a cigar, and way, is interested with Robe't Hil-|three per mile would carry you to presentation of “A Prince | cities near and far. A hair-cut cost it Nah ape |but twenty-five; a shave was fifteen There Was,” in which Mr. Hilliard | (1. “na everybody had some coal, will star at the George M. Coban he pshaw!—what's the use? Gee, Theatre soon, ‘s somewhat different; you've wy MMA | ve a roll if you would keep WYNN HADN'T SEEN IT. | Arong enough to house { u kz y . IK\| | i HN During the first intermission of the aan, wh; ty. bie greed, Initial performance of the new revue] caused prices to go soaring high for on the Century Roof Thursday night | everything we need re’s no more Ed Wynn was resting after having | scraps in No Man's Land; the boys gone trough some strenuous stunts coming back, We've turned the “copstable of the show.” A friend} tables on him, and old Fritz now ed him, saying: “It’s @ 600d) holds the sack. "Tis not a time for ng and ‘tis not a time for tears. ve got old Billhelm bottled; now let's get the profiteers. replied the comedian, :nno- I haven't seen it yet." | tement seemed true, as he ; did just what came into his head ANOTHER HIP. RECORD. | during the performance, “Everything” will celebrate its 200th « ” performance at the Hippodrome to- ATTABOY” COMING. night, Never before, in all his long WHY \'FATHEAD- Bur-Me Eve! A large acting company of soldiers. | career, has De Wolf Hopper played headed by Capt. Frank Tinney, will | 299 consecutive times in New York. take possession of the Lexington Tiic- | times aire Deo, 28, with « musical produc: | aoseip ‘Attaboy.” The proceeds | ,, 4 . | Pe eeasement, will bo ‘used to| “Betty at Bay” will leave the 29th pulld. an auditorium at Aberdeen | Street Theatre to-night, | roving Grounds. t. Frank says| Lorenz Gillette of “Good Luck, ttaboy” is the biggest soldier show | Sain,” js an honest-to-goodness actor. ever, it is. Pop Ward has been added to the | i —— cast of “Hello, Alexander!" | A LONG STAY. A strong bill has been arranged for Tom Wise was marooned by the In-|the concert at the Central Theatre seks | tO-morrow night. 0 Ww i seve ‘- bask During ging period Willie Weston, now at Proctor’s 234 awhile beck ,Porme in ang. the| Street Theatre, played there twenty company manager, F, Newton Lindo,| years ago. He says laughter and love ran across Mr. Wise. Apropos of have kept him young, Mothing in particular Mr, Lindo said:|, Serah Bernhardt has invited Bev- ‘at's fifteen years since 1 came to|°rly Sitgreaves by cable to come to Toronto.” Pariy und act with her in r Mr. Wise sighed a deep, corpulent Nana Bryant and Cut " sigh’ “y got here the same day you| Who have been appearing in stock in Yessir! & SPRAINED ME | Sou'RE OFF “TH WOT DiD You STAY OUT FoR -A LAME Excuse T .S'Pose! c] Salt Lake City, are in New York | 7 Be Ere, William (Bill) ey has returned { WHEN BEAUTY SMILES. to Broadway after a pleasant film Two very pretty girls, Florence To aain Winbana or Markstene and Jeannette Levey, are ion, and po pular as a Fri tationed in the lobby of the Friars| (or ‘died yesterday. He waa sixty } Club collecting money for the Jewish | *om. Gen yewordas bast a j Relief Fund. Mike Selwyn, an old |‘ 1,” *Univeraal is preparing te Dachelor with one rer rne Thout 10] !aunch & big film called “Heart of . (beh e ve s ‘M. yesterday. At 2 P. M. some ap ie Ae ae mine one a JC E'S CAR Te Wasthe Only his friends fixed up a fake tele- forming anot “Melting of Molly” phone call to get him out. He was| [0 ; : 7 sod play in Chicago when the first ["Cavnec iit Prem Pittenes Goh © Evmning Works slowly giving away the Selwyn for-|(y eey ten to New York. ‘tune. The twenty-seven children appear- 1 YY wi ry . . A "GOOD FELLOW." ing as unborn souls in “Botrothal” |! war's “HE MATTER Joe? WELL YoU KNOW WHAT 47 TOLD " Nobo Ps Mos A GRAIN DON'T SAY £ DIDNT Ba Taslor Je» plesaant mar have formed a club to help Belgian \ VOUS LOCAL R BADLY. You ABOUT RIDING AROUND IN AN OF SENSE WOULD bo ( wars You Joe ! "A man you'd ke w mer orphans, | > ‘ S i i = waa clea has he, Eda_von Buelow has been engaged || 1 -———J "mr ALL SuGT TO OPEN CAR “THis “TIME OF YEAR! A THING LIKE THAT: | || Dow sav tt RDERED THE ahmed ik $n The Velvet Lady.” “Protty } c ALL | h | : 1 ol jad pool be loves. to DiAy. : says Dixie Hines. | PIECES! GOT A i ae eenes ENERO EDAN, TDA e afi Pewee ghee roee “Twelfth Night” is to be produced | \ PEACH OF & COLD!) SEDAI be | at the Frenoh Theatre in the French H UH-HUH! YEAH iy bee 0, home Rs ye ig ho language before long. \ % ad ‘tar Bille goin ot em Bis birt, | | Charlee Emerson Cook has made an Thee Moar tag” far trom light, arrangement with Oliver Morosco Rp By fa a Rd whereby the engagement of Florence are all his site roost rem Nash in “Remnant” at the Morosco at ‘Ome nest day. is extended indefinitely. (el esl 6 Gehuans his dome, “Tea for Three” was given at the R ie about hie wife, lobarkath hospital on Fil sl « Pa, pout bie wile, ae jon hospital on Ellis Island » eae So ler alaceke Wes yesterday under the auspices of Mrs. fy i 5 ( Down in his heart be knows ho liee— |George Gould. More than 1,000 con- ° C4 e oe eres oe et De Ee teak valescent soldiers and sailors saw it. ba Oe quarer in her role! — “4 ‘ist beak ead tae ANSWER TO INQUIRIES, ee. Dnraanors, ereryerere, Liebler—Pronounce “Rivoli” with te nie epee quine with their va, | nt on the first syllable, Bap" whovar, breaking bears at home a—Bertha Mann is. leading where love shouki dweil | for Lio Barrymore in “The rhead” at the Garrick Theatre, Boofers |'m concerned, ‘ear irvetkle, why, ull way oo to war She comes from Atlanta, : VIVIAN RETURNING SOON. George Vivian, who is in London ‘ THOUGHT FOR To ~ ti ‘4 i staging “Oh, Boy” for Laurillard & DAY. Biba oe, J > Grossmith, writes that he will return | Some men care not for carrots, yet | u es LBRO ht he home ore the first of the year,| in their hearts they are kind.—Pinkle- | <7 . . 7 , VHERE IN } “SOM bringing several new English plays] speare. with him. “Oh, Boy” will open at the YEW YORK” Mirrors—(No Reflections on the Users, Yuu Know!) Princess Theaire, Manchester, Dec. FOOLISHMENT. \[oreetain AN@Wosmne CMARLIW ST \F YA KeEP Yo | 16. ‘There was a young fellow named Swink oT SAR IIE STILL > KEEP TOUR EYE MAW'S DRESSER'S GoTTA MIRROR ON PIPE WHAT DONT GET THIS 01.9 DJEVER S Que caret addicted tear RAVES CONSOLE USES THO10 CRACKED ON HAROLD You'll, = 17-BUT PAW'S Gas USIN) 7 POMER'S Gor! TIMER MIXED UP WTA ov Teenie aL }yeeghe He BY WAY OF DIVERSION, Will Dring «condition a HEY COULD ONLY MIRROR! SFUNNT THING, SEE HIM SNEACA GusT WHEN MAW WANTS TORPRIMP & THREE CILINDE® ss? BITS A ONES GLASS EXE (By Selah.) TU love very much, I don't think.” ey ee WHEN HE BROKE IT ' CUTE LI'L POCKET +E RSELF! ALLATIME! Boy! YA CAN SEE TH! MIDINETTES | ! $ Oh, say, do you remember in the \| eee em CTARRS HE NEVER THOUGHT MIRROW UPIN —\ 2 = TH’ BACK 0! YeuR Slip ourTa TH ~S LOOKING ; days of long ago when a dollar that| FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, IT BE CONSOLING! pices BAO. FRONT OF AIS Mug ee See wy NECIC INIT! BAG When ya C@LASS! you really owned would radiate} “Why don’t you put some ; 7 WE SOM AINT —— ‘glow; and if, perhaps, it happened | flesh on your horse?” eee SILLY Foirwst / DAISY gusy OAL ERIIE USE THAT that the bill should be a five, your| “Can't you see the poor beast can} LOVES To ADMIRE ite - ATS TH! i SIGHT A Miser} mirror! f iv as AERSELF IN HER CHEVAL GLASS oR 9) friends would always greet you as| hardly carry what he has?” | ood ee WILLIE USES THE MIRROR To neh 1 ee SUN _IN PEOPLES Byres! Brar’ __ BANKRUPT, |his girl that he was doing manual} HEN Dr. Dobbs reached the |tabor and that his only accoutrement “ bootmaker's shop, where he | was the tinware from which he ate his | had left his boots to be mend | war bread, “slum” and coffee. His | ed, he found the reply ran: | place closed and| “Dear Sue: De battle am goin’ on. | apparently desert- | You would faint if I tole you do full ed, He banged on | details, Ah'm standin’ in blood up to the front door|mah knees, and every time Ah move lustily, and at| Ah step on a daid German, We're too| | F= rt ——" length Threadwax | close to use our rifles, and we're bitin’ | thrust his head | and gougin’ ‘em. At one timo me and NS, » sea through @n upper |two othah niggahs was hangin’ onto! LP] A caiggg \ window, C} Py - . de Crown Prince wid our teeth, an‘ bok bbe ye ett He asked. old Papa Kaiser done beat us off wid | “My boots,” eaid Mr. Dobbs. “You! fence rail untwell ree | said you'd have them ready for me meromnante come! to-day.” ——_<>—_—— “But baven't you heard?” said the FRENZIED ORATORY. | cobbler. “I've falled—gone bank- E was a very excited orator and | “I don't care, I want my boots!" | dered to bo the principle : i ‘ \ Threadwax disappeared, and an |display of words be wound up with f hohe: lel L astant later one boot clattered down| “Believe me, friends.it it were po [ Theyre Hi at Dobbs's feet these men on paying me i “But where's the othe! he cried, d where Coo much “That's all you get,” sald Thread-|never trod, it would not be five mir money! E wax, “I'm only paying 60 per cent!""|utes before they had their hands in Chicago News. the pockets of the naked savages,” en Pittsburgh Chron GOT WHAT SHE ASKED FoR. 'N American negro stevedore as-| VERY RISKY EXPERIMENT FOR A signed to the great docks in SON OF HIS FATHER, Southwestern France had writ-}| He was their only child ten several letters to his black Sus-| 70 Pe elt Ary us say he was not anna in Jacksonville, Fia., where she} ye ere Te sce hia mother. wrote back saying: But mother claimed he was the dead “Ydu-all don’t nevah tell me nuthin’ | image of h ‘bout de battle a-tall. Tilda Sublet's One da: ‘hen the son and heir was a Pave done wrote her all about how he| Pit peevieh Cather gave the boy a hand kotched two Germans all by hisself ood gracious! x . and kilt three mo’.” § 4 ae The stevedore was'reluctant to tell father pert"? excl