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WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 11, 1918 | “War Gave Women Work; Problem of Keeping It WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 11, 1918 | Dere Mable — Love Letters of a Rookie By LIEUT. EDWARD STREETER They'll Settle Themselves” —MONSIGNOR a What Wom en They Went Forth to Battle for the Defense of Their Homes as Truly as Our Soldiers Who Went to France, Says Recto; of St. Patrick’s Cathedral—They Wanted Support, Not Independence, and They Found a New Interest in Life Outside of Themselves. 1018, by The Pree Publishing Co, (The New York Brening World.) Cooyrant By Mazie E. Clemens HEN AR conditions have brought about such a distinct change In the | conditions of life for women that they have had opportunity “\Y/ to prove the elasticity of their nature and character and to be | able to successfully adapt themselves to almost any emergency of every day | lite.” to feel madder and madder. So spoke Monsignor Michael J. Lavelle, rector of St. Patrick’s Cathedral ley can't go on, “Look-a-b and Vicar General of the diocese of New York. Not the the war je virtually over, is what to do with the women who have crowded ast of the problems of reconstruction to be solved, now that | so tumultuously into man’s sphere that ft bulges out with the overplus, 1 put the question up to the Monsignor. —$—$—————— lteast to do, or with the least sense of| count from Mrs. duty, who 1s most often the invalid?) down w Give them serious duties, impress them! soijern with the necessity of taking and meet-| Opinion ranges from boiling him in a charge of murder in the first degree. No one is in @ better position to know the strength and weakness of woman- kind than th parish priest 1 was prepared to hear MB?) ing them seriously, and you will Im-| 14 po educated. Lavelle sternly declare that the} pair the practice of many a physician AWetora: aware; Dnretmntay: CHlatay 41l women who have been forced into the | No, don't put me down as one inclined | to shake his head sorvowfully over thu| keepers ang wive By Zoe Beckley by The Frew Publishing Co, Herr Hohenzollern took a transfer and Yolland the world went agasp. lined overcoats, his twenty-room suite in a mansion, his private telephones, his super chef, and his bags of minted gold. Why should this desolater of hearts and hearths, this | pirate upon the high seas, be keeping house comfortably in a land of fat | |sausages and pleasant cheeses? Something must be done Came a Mme. Prieur of Paris, widow of a “Sussex” victim, bringing Catherine Callan Harden of Chicago, whose father went ith the Lusitania, And now “What shall be done with W, Hohen- | " has become the question of the hour. I have asked rich men, poor men, other men, and women, Salvationists, ministers, educators and clerks Would Do With W. Hohenzollern “Try Him Like Any Criminal and Make Him Suffer the Extreme Penalty’’ Has the Vote of Many Well-Known Women in Professional, Social and Educational Circles, but a More Lurid Fate Is Suggested by Others With Different Variations Ranging From Hot Pincers to a Life Ride on the B. R. T. Subway. (Mustrated by Corpl. G. William Breck) Eighth of a serics of “DERE MABLE” letters which The Evening World is publishing on this page. (Copyright, 1918,"by Frederick A, Stokes Co:spany,) ON CHERRY MABLE: M That's the way the French begin there love letters, Its pers fectly proper, 1 would have rote you sooner but me an fountin pens been froze for a week. Washington will never know how lucky he was that he got igned to Valley Forge instead of here. It got us out of drill for a couple of days. Thats somethin. I guess Id rather freeze than (The New York Brening World.) caught the car to Then camo tales of his fur-| The world began protested people everywhere, | Followed a warrant on a similar oil to ha ving him psycho-analyzed vator girl , conductorettes, house- The | more strenuous occupations by the) Met ee omen voting. I think it{ female opinton is more deadly than the male, But here are samples. Fit | absence of the men who went to} is a fine thing. And when 1 sald a| them to your own good judgment: war should now dutifully lay aside | moment ago that a woman could not| Lucille | lawyer, Southerner Jor even me such badges of office as they may | differentiate between the general wel-|and wearer of mannish gar sake w ; le is too pet and too steeped in have acquired and return to their | fare and her children's welfare 1 didn't| feminine i ' hati ve the |t wort while ie Ther hope Wilhelm will be condemned to 2 ok ia revel 1 the time- | mean to imply that that wasn't a good makin n ride perpetually t se Oe Here's 001 iectation and poverty, But it King nomes, ther thing. For is not the welfare of o! MW. sub@ay ‘ee el Hee sae ° wo ik with, RiGEFEGHO UTE Lrenchibe ABAAN by a onored sphere % womanhood, the) cig the welfare of all children, and| “Bec hanging’ too. good” she | “l approve for him the extrame means, humane or otherwise, 1b amily. But the Monsignor doesn't | ig not the welfare of children the es-|thinks. “I would like to originate }of the law, Whatever form this takes world at large would up he # e |some new sort of punishment 11d be chosen by the ne pink anything of the sort. He 18/ sential clement of the general wel-|fome new sort of puniaiinda vet Re he wh rfully optimistic about the whole | pace [thing slow and tong-lasting and tet tee most piteously ve at ‘ on “Most of,our women have been do- |Tible. How hokey - set Pel dia ae papal phe Helataiy) the : to ‘The women will settle it them: ling apiendid things. Aside from theie |/le In a hospital over Wale’ tnt : says Father Lavelle, “and |tremendous aid in gathering mone nes constantly hovere¢ et y will probably settle it better | for the varlous war relief funds, they |lessly attached bombs—do e r than any one else could for them. ve rendered a more direct ald in] “But seriously,” adds M ‘The average woman mostly wants 4! assuming the arduous duties of war| smoothing the aki se home and she gets It, Some cf thos? | nurses, of working in Red Cross and | (which iv easy to loo! | F; 2 who have gone out to work to replace | other centres preparing surgical | frowns), “I would have t) ‘a | rom ergeant LC. mon who went to the war didn't 60 |dressings, and in the more strenuous | tried like any other crimina | in search of Independence, but In |duties, We have seen tho Navy find fer the extreme penalty as Fi srr | search of the necessary means of BUD: active use for a lot of “yeowomen” |by France, It Is not safe to per Our Old Friend Sergeant Dick Has Moved From port In the era of the highest cost of |and the motor ambulance service has | him to live venen “Ss h 4 mae 4 living this country has ever known. | afforded opportunities for the more| Another woman lawyer, Olive Stott omewhere in France’ to “Nowhere in | ’ e e¢ hen- Many of these women are married |venturesome that not many years ago | Gabriel, would have th : Hol ibis and have found it hard to struggle | would “have been considered impos- | Zollern “face the sternest tribunal on along, keeping the family stomachs | sible, But because a good many of carth—the representatives of coun: filled, even in normal times, but with | our women been active mem-|tries he has desolated, the human the frightful advances in the cost of |bers of the Navy, I haven't the| hearts he has crushed. ee ae evory necessity of life consequent | slightest expectation of seeing them| “f would force him to hear th upon war conditions In the main and of the heartless greed of the profit- too, these women went forth to the defense of their homes just as truly as did the soldiers who gent to France, But, Monsignor,” I asked, "what do | you think is going to be the effect of the experience of these women and of the general advancement of worn, their enfranchisement as voting cltt- yens and their demand for @ seat at rolling down the street smoking pipes scathing arraignment of all hig crimes or dancing sailor's hornpipes to tho ,in minute detail,” says she, “and | music of accordions, and I hardly|at first hand how he and the systein fancy the experiences of the women | he inaugurated and perfected and sii who have driven ambulances will de- | personifies are regarded by civilized velop them into Ralph de Palmas or | natio Barney Oldflelds, ‘Those who have| “Then T would have him condemned | been will continue to be|to wander forever over the earth, | nurses, in the Red Cross, in| Without a codntry, without a people It is natural for alan exile and refugee without refuse. | hize with and nurse |! think that would be wo than | and mother the sick and injured. To | death.” nurses if not life, woman to symp their home my mind, that is one of the noblest Mary Wood, LL.B., M. A., Chairman | peu able? Is that going to : nan ea ; "4 “ ut any | tits of human character, tp man or | of Legislation for the National, State ae ik the eetratalionesly, woman, and City Federation of Women's change in the social relationship be- | stud “AN this tatk Clubs, psychologist and about the ec tween the two sexes?” nplexity Rearend criminal characteristics, The Monsignor simply smiled wad sit seit character ie inac Pea a Uiha bar ote anihonitual then remarked: Recahe aa wie cia paeh as tak [eriminal” and to be dealt with ax such. | * think it is fine to see the women | 1° Hume As a man, and ia nc i “I \""Miss Wood's hair is snowy and her get out In the world and take an in-| 7.100 nate emotions se CNRS. | ves reflect mercy as well as stern terest in matters of general moment.) 1 the, ares 7 eh emotio! | justi But thero no softness in ni © man, because men have A woman 1s far better employed 1) fom the boginning, in the nature of |them for the new squire of Asnerone | worrying over how she can best serve | things, umed the sterner dutic gen. i} the public welfare, which in her mind! whieh demand the repression of emo. | “He has the criminal mind,” she is always the welfare of her eblidren.| tions, but women will soon learn to | asserts, positively, “He is dise | than she {js in worrying over a bunch | do the same. As a rulé, a woman physically, mentally and spiritually of aches and pains that are 90 per/hay every bit as much good, hard|l know on good authority that from cent. imaginary and invented for the) common sense us a man, and fre-|ehildhood he has wn vicious traits solo purpose of giving herself som quently more, 40 you will appreciate |and possessed unmanage habits thing to worry over. Did’you ever no-| why 1 see no reason to get éxcited |At fifty-nine he has exaggerated ego | tice that it is the woman with the! over the new ‘prob! " which nothing can cure to a degre The Office Force Bobbie and the Boss Have a New Cure for Earache By Bide Dudley Davi ou people are all balled up. Copsright 418, be 7 | “Goodness!” chuckled Miss Primm maienge ine Je BEN RHE i Gee arivae Mattie :: actor, Di yo nim in ‘Phe “ ELL,” said Popple, the ship-| “Hanietimes Hobbie 18 witty | Auctioneer? * ; cer, “the| Tillie. “Well, I want to tell you he’ me Se: ADS 8 mee ald aside his newspaper, “the| you he's) Miss Primm, “I never saw such a dis- President has gone abroad and tho] ‘“ ba And I'd also lke to re-| iia. op gnora in all my| country is temporarily without aj mark that @ little paint wouldn't lite it wax David Warficld who acted | head. However, it will get along all|MUFt your face a bit, and it might lin ume Ventre. right.” knock a few dozen yours off your “That's nt.” 1 Bobb He al. | “Oh, sure,” said Bobbie, the office i ar . | Ways reminds me of Flanders | boy. “The country won't lose its} ut, tut” sald Spooner. “Wel «why? aaked Popple, head just because it's lost Its head." | Mustn't quarrel this fine morning. | «1t was a war field,” » . pate wg | Let us be happy. The sun ts shining | « A Ie a usked Miss ; } “One mo awful joke from you Primm, private secretary to the Boss, | 4Md all nature seems to radi “ll young man, and I shall stop up my | “If it is you ought to lose your head," | Wil, I by the papers that George | eary with snapped Mis “E thovght it a pretty fair quip,"|Creel, who wrote the song, ‘Over | primm said Spooner: the mild little book-| There,” has abroad with the) Mr, snooks, the F entered at keeper, “Now and then Bobble gets| President I suppose he SINE that juncture He noticed Mis off a good on ier fe Vrimm's frown | “He ought to get off the earth,” ‘Wait a minute said Popple.| why so disgusted?" he asker | snapped Miss Primm, “I hope the orge Cohan wrote that #ong.| «1 just told Bobbie I'd have t next office boy we have around here| George Cree! is a motion picture }yy my ears with cotton he is deaf and dumb and talks on his| magnate, I saw some of his fms the tinued ta, spring h as fingers.” other night.” around here," she replic “Like a painter,” suggested Bobbie.| “He's not a motion picture mag- at might give arache," “What do you mean?” nate,” said Miss Till He's Chatre | saig the Bos . “A painter makeg signs.” man of a Committee on Public Refor Heant hie |i “Gee whiz, kid, where do you get| mation down in Washington, He's] «and then you'd have. to t that line of humor?” asked Miss|also the husband of Blanche Bates,| pie. Tillie, the blond stenographer. who played in ‘Get Them Togother.’| Grinning at his own jc Mr pretty punk. All painters don't mak Not Blanche Bates—Blanche Ring,” | Snooks retired in his private room sign: sald Spooner, "She ‘is the one who| + n't that lovely? do Miss “No,” sald Bobbie. “Some of you|made such a hit in ‘The Girl of| Primm, smiling, “Imagine-—Erio for! paint faces.” Golden Crest’ a play by Davidlearache!" “Whaddye mean ‘you? Are you|Morosco,” And then she just laughed and| trying to insult me?” “You mean Belasco,” sald Bobble, ' la. ghed, Germany”’—“Like the Bird Who Bought a Ticket on the Erie,’’ He Says, ‘I Want to Go Home the Worst Way—-All the Junkers Left Here Is Junk—But Somebody Has to Stay Over Here and Have Socks Knitted for ’Em. And if America Is Really Going Dry, Staying Over in Europe Won’t Be So Hard to Take After All.” BY ARTHUR (“BUGS”) BAER. | Copyright, 1918, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World) On the Wrong Side of the Atlantic, 1918. RAR BUGS: Well, old cellmate, the Keeser has taken it on the loop, a I guess you indoor patriots are all trving to enlist in the army Now that the works are normal again, all you “n birds will be able to take off your glass: For the last twelve months I have bee I am nowhere in Germany. elsewhere in the Bronx. pointed toward buckwheat cakes and hom pt me. They are soing to make me stay here and count up the gate receipts. which con: sist mostly of untenanted beef tins and barbed wire. Like the bird who bought a ticket on the Erie, I want to go home in the worst way. I don't see why they keep me here when the Governor of Pennsylvania allowed ‘Thaw to go home for Thanksgiving. I ought to flutter home for Christma: This business of jazzing around Europe after all your pals have looped it for the exit is poor fun. We have to straighten things out, and it is some corrugated job. Europe looks like a barroom floor on Saturday night, All the Junkers left here is junk. funeral procession. Sad, but funny. Is the buzzing true about America going drier than’a covered bridge? Or is it the bunk? If it is tho inside stuff, maybe staying over in rope won't be so hard to take, after all. Not that I am a rummy, as I used to refuse many a drink. Refusing a drink ain't so tough if you have a drink to refuse, All our family like their toddy. My granddad lived to bo niffety-eight years old, and when he kicked in, the neighbors said that liquor had shortened his life. As a matter of fact, he never touched a drop until he was almost ten years old. And as a returned hero. I would hate to have the me the town pump around my neck. America must be going dry that, as T hear that Congress wanted to accompany President Wilson to Europe. leave, now somewhere in lrance. Now If I had my choice I would preter to be Everybody in this man’s army ha his ears exc be able to It's like a Chinese ry villagers wrap When those birds want to you know that everything is all wrong, like a two-foot yardstick Two Sergeants and two gentlemen toddled over into Woogleheim, or something, yesterday, I was one of the Sergeants, Woogleheim is ing We heard that the Kaiser had tried to shoot elt popped another bird instead, The Cheeser's eyg is going bac His aim was much better when he was pinning medals on bh Never missed onc many on 8 own chest, Well, Woogleheim is the place where they brew the best suds in Germany, They showed us a vat of the brew and we hastily threw a pontoon across it. V ualties being two § reached the other side, the only orgeants and two gentlemen, I t so sure whether I want to come back to America or not. Somebody has to stay over here and have sox knitted for ‘em, TI hate to leave the army now This place s that I was a stepchild, Well are going vatting again in Woogleheim next w ain't signing any armistices containing less than 3 per cent Saw Bill Bell last Tuesday, Bill reached Europe just in time to help count the shell holes, Bill's serial number was 4, » showing that he was among the first 5,000,000 to rush to his country’s aid in the hour of peril and stress. Pretty soft for Bill, Another year and Cook's tours would have charged him 500 smackers for the same trip. Bill 1s going to attack Woogleheim with us and is getting measured for a vat. Well, old topper, there's nothing to write about but nothing, Yours until they iron the wrinkles out of the Rockies. SERGEANT DICK. ms like home to me, Chessir, just like home, You know we ck, We alcohol “ge ta Ok wollte and albact, could afford, An its worth a lot more, tat Altai thinks (but alone andawith: |fCEr cone emcees pore it you know how I am with money. out solace. Let him ultimately be,!t might tell of some way of gettin’ « .oong drift. So dont send me anys | cated to 1in amount of fire on the moth- sl ler ae part to arouso so much| What you expected vA wae Bae lay your unhappiness at her fee smoke, Therefore heaven help the| Dime your mother-inliw. ft lou [Really you are showering the lima |misguided creature who is brave aye nek AONE MA Tin Teng |light upon her—literally just pushing\ enough fo defend the little enemy of all Ghat tay “the. blame at some one|N<? !Bt0 a prominent place—when the *\ : fact of it is you should give Cupid the ‘ | | yvade your love world it is YOUR fault | drill. Its awful when they make you do both though. Two of my men has gone home on furlos. Me bein cor- peral 1 took all there blankets. The men didnt Iike it but 1 got a squad of men to look out for an my first duty is to keep fit. Duty firet. Thats me all over. I got so many blankets now that 1 got to put a book mark in the place I get in at night or Id never find it again. We spent most of our time eval to find somethin to burn up in the Sibly stoves. A sibly stove, Mable, is a piece of stove pipe bullt like the leg of @ sailurs trowsers, Old man Sibly must have had a fine mind to think ft out all by hisself. They say he got a patent on it. I guess that must have been a slack winter in Washington. The government gives us our wood but I guess that the man who decided how much ft was goin Willie the we backy be thos live would be like permitting -known viper to abide in the d, since thero might always could not resist the the fascination of the Le who er of eye, “Oh, no” sho assures us. “Strip him of power and he'll be as free of followers as the lodging house Wear Willie is of friends.” The opinion of Miss Adele Brochon dmits of less latitude than that of Wood. Adele Brochon's heart all for France if it were all for America, Kill him without quarter!” she re- plied. Then. pointing to\two service stars upon her tailored sleeve, she sald: “Those are my boys over there. I do not know if they live, They are be ne but also they are my|to give us had an office in the Sand- ren, for our parents died when| witch Islands. I says the other day y were babies and I a girl of ten, that if theyd dip our allowance in over France, all over Belgium, | fuefrus wed at least have matches, hearts of women are load.! eh Mable? Im the same old Bill,} that they rejoice that they! Mabie, Crackin jokes an keepin ‘I men to give, to save the world.| Verybody laffin when things is t you the e women would 8) siackest | MAN JURE GERRI ee ee nut | [was scoutin round for wood to- Me for this great horroe” | day an burned up those military hair! ro are many who hold Miss| brushes your mother gave me when! n's view. [asked my butcher,,We came away. I told her theyd really hate cE an avilat tuan| Some ts RIEHL HAUAY one SY. | “YOU PAINT & WORSE SLACK Pea ? : AND WHITE STRIPES.” cher Yet he strong for Wil- They say a fello tried to take a} e's demise. I asked my good friend} shouer the other day. elevator girl and she, too, turned | could get out it froze round him. jown her thumbs, The conductor-| Like that fello in the bible who| who changed my last quarter | turned into a pillo of ealt. They had Before he), very Mery Xmas withut me there, eh? Cheer up cause Im goin to think of you whenever I get time all sald through shut teeth: “Hang bi day long. Im pretty busy nowdays, syteuid elcaree H ayers ad break the whole thing eae got to watch the men work. It wie With nike blues stea | Dipe with him inside {tan stand it in keeps a fello on the jump all the ng him with siow fp |front of the stove, When tt melt-d/ time. 1 Jike it though, Mable. en t John Haynes Holmes, minister | he finished his shouer an said he felt) me aj) over. Isnt it? “f the Church of the Messiah ana| fine. Thats how hard were gettla.) pont send me nothing for Christ. holder of ideals considered by the | Mable. mas, Mable. I bought somethin for bourgeoise extremely radical, prof-| I ought a book on Minor Tack-| yoy’ but im not going to tell you fers milder medicine, in keeping with | ticks the other day. Thats not about) ooico its a surprise. Ail that 1 eam his recent much discussed sermon on|underaged tacks that Ive on ticks | ie that Sf cost me tour <igiie he eA eee se tame (a 7o might suppose, Mable. Its]. ¥en ($1.87) which 1s more than f the science of movin bodies of men} the squad out of bed in the morning \but {it doosnt. All the important h he 1 of his hateful ideals, and edu- abhor his acts as the world them is no punishment so bitter as repentant thoughts, no words sad- der than ‘It might have I be- lieve even the ty be made, punis | thing please although I need an elece tric flash light, some cigarets, candy stuff like that is camooflaged 80s the) 11 one of them sox that you wear Germans wont get onto it. lan your head, il] spend my last cent Camooflage is not a new kind of on anyone I like but I dont want to cheese Mable. Its a military term. Camooflage ts French for cauliflower] gent Thats me all over. which 6 a disguised cabbage. It is] you might read this ‘part to your iy {the same thing as puttin powder On| mother, ‘| your face instead of washin it. You ho-| deceive Germans with it. For in-| rs her he under no obligations. Indepen- ant of Potsdam can like Napoleon, to be his own not nt. 1 ed, of shunned of men and s And this from would course have him isol I dont want nothing from her either, Rite soon an plain Mable, cause } inayat, who th ove Lawn from | stance you paint a horse black ana) qont get much chance to study. lern'a mind ia a poisonous tangle of| White stripes an a German com Yours till the south is warm, complexes. ‘The greatest living phy-|along. He thinks its a picket fence Bint ore pos dope dialed hay theses} an goes right by, Or you paint your-| your mothers present cost me Freud. Let him submit to examina. | é6elf like a tree an the Germans com?) three seventy seven ($3.77). tion by him—and be psychologicaliy| an drink beer round you an tell ok he is guilty . Well I guess its time to say Mery | MABLE Letters js published in book P. S—-How would YOU deal with! xmas now Mable. I guess it wont be | form. Kaiser"? Real Love Cannot Be Influenced By Any Interfering Third Party. But to meet clandestinely at other friends’ homes and finally to make the daring elopement—ah! that added just the necessary touch to romance. Since these very elopements prove love's. power over adverse clrcum- stances, why should just a mother-in- “ Mother-in-Law” Excuse of Weak Lovers—If Husband and Wife Are Really in Love, Mother -in-Law’s Hands Are Tied By Fay Stevenson Copyright, 1918, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Erening World.) come between a| strongest force on earth, It can scaic OTHING can be allowe 1 P N husband and a wife who are|twountain peaks, break through stone ae Saree pn Oe pet! really in love—no! not even alwalls and reach its hands far out | om Day to uber am) fee mother-in-law! Real love is built Jacross scas, Love knows no distance: | oi) she cannot play any Tole at upon a strong foundation and a few|has no bounds, Yet, will you PUSI| 11 Where real love exists; not even little “pickaxes" Knockers” make|*uch a force aside and weakly C'S} i. roi, of a tantalizing hobgoblin no impression whatever, “A mother-in-law hath done thi hopping about on the outskirts, much ‘This 1s no defense of the much-| Will you lay your richest gift [roM | 146 tne role of “dictator” or “leadin talked-of mother-in-law. Any one heaven at the feet of a mere woman? | 1, 4, » knows that a creature who can inflame |Do you helieve that a silver-ha Lae @ may be a score of reasons the whole world against her is scarcely | lady cr ve more power over YOUF lwny you think your marriage @# zs. “Where there {a(life thar 4 golden-haired Cupid. failure, but sh—thera never was @ There is nothing like being brave in If you fies a fir clp feeling that there must have een and one can't| |life and acknowledging facts find that your marriage is not ex Sie alana mother-in-law who was blessed with the power make it so! And seems like quite a cowardly deed, f to the world! No indeed, this is not @/cises tect, For when you come to throne and sceptre of your home. And ense. It is an endeavor to defeat Galeon ; H ‘ |think of It, if the little god of love|i+ Jour mother-in-law finds pleasure | the “powers that be.” An effort t0| has mado his abode under your roof|,. “taxing a few little “ptolea’" point out that if even a sparkle of|no mother-in-law on earth (or any- 5 lit or “digs” at his royal throne, what boots it? Let the dear old soul amuse hers self, Above all, don't be a coward! I Cupid refuses to remain head of you domestic cirele and persists in takin, temporary flights, accept your fate love exists between husband find wife | where else) can put him to flight. mother-in-law is helpless. Her! trate gathers and ambitious mothers e tied. In other words, if you! never seem to interfere with Cupid's allowed a mother-in-law to in- In fact, they rather stimulate And probably a number of mar- are made just Dan a me hands have plans. love. and not hers! riages because If, because of domestic infelicity, | wishes to demonstrate that “love will|}ace the facts, If you are senty you ery “mother-in-law!” you are | find a way.” If those very same jrate|mental, blame Cupid, If you a hot showing what a tyrannical role| fathers and ambitious mothers had practical, blame YOURSBLF, But, made marriage possible the whole affair would have seemed prosaic, what a weak Love is luc SHE hag played, but lover YOU have made! for pity'’s sake keep your mother-in- law out of the limelight,