The evening world. Newspaper, December 7, 1918, Page 12

Saturday, December 7, 1918 and Players DUDLEY JEWELRY UP TO DATE, 1 had 0 dream (he thie night when eveything wee 1 dreagrd | caw Gemane, eur, comnles down the dy" y- -hegieepdlenerdaptienebramboderd ‘Was vet with poe email lump of coal—e very hand ‘some thing Around het wrint« bracaiet bume—"tas boown, hon Y Now REMEMBER Ho Die- RESEHTS ON YouR CHRISTMAS LIST] WE MUST. SAVE THIS YEAR About Plays “ HE Woman in Room 13,” a new drama by Samuel Ship- man and Max Marcin, will be the next production to be made { by A. H. Woods. It is in « prologue ; fend four acts. In the cast will be \ \Wohn Mason, Janet Beecher, Lowell t ; Shertnan, Gail Kane and others, In- i jetdentally, this play will bring Miss : Kane back to the so-called spoken 0 Ee See ee he tee et bee Oro Tava one “Bie Presenr On AY List Bur DT Gumss T.can CHANGE IT TSO & LITTLE ONE Mom-I Fixed IT = INSTEAD OF A BIG RED Dork House - I Pur Down ust ATINY LeTTLE Gord WRIST WATEH- i 2 ” |” [comic pace | detage. She has been in movies for ~ “humans, Gear,” I said te her, “why af Unie rich Py | several years. ‘The Woman in Room ope! “7 " “ae ! 18” will open out of the city about Ag fe Deo. 90 and will come to Broadway} ™* Sms z7yr wearing. litte ona, are worth 8 ® week or two later. Lal LAUDER’S NEW “HOOSE.” meen } William Morris has given Harry Lauder, whose tours he manages, a @ottags ot Saranac Lake, N. Y. Mr. Lauder bas named it “The Woo Hoose the Heather,” but the natives call it Lauder’s shack. There are no| ¢, mosquitoes up that way, which fact please anybody addicted to ND) Mju ANENT MURIEL REILLY. putntl 7 Reilly, @ chorus girl in “The is a newcomer to the stage. jew York girl and an heiress =not the sort that Percy Heath, the press agent, writes about—but @ real heiress. She was once.a [aod A Pape | a to ' MBRATO GET ANOTHER. | lowe. Just thought you ealems Shubert have acquired ‘ ay 9 fn Washington, It is Shubert-Garrick and MOU NEED EXERCISE ‘ATS ALL- Go AN NYourRE A LITTLE “STIFF GOSsIP. “Hello, Alexander” is to be the name of McIntyre & Heath's new starring vehicle, . H. Woods will produce “Roads of Destiny and seworal other plays lu London. Florence Moore is to be featured under the Wood comedy called “Breakfast in Bed.” Harrison Brockbank has been cn- writes rhymes and hangs| gaged by Kiaw & Krlauger for his general store. The other) former role in “Miss Springtime.” dhe neighbors with! GC. Had Chambers, having socn Cyril Maude in his play, “The Sav- ing Grace,” has satied for London, WELL NYou'RE | A BIG STIFF ! ' ph nara WHAT CAN THIS MEAN? Williams, better known corey Bill, resides in Brookiyn, the ring: has taken offices in the Hudson Thea- tre Building. The Messre. Shubert will produce a new play called “The Little Journey,” by Raohe! Crothers, in the near fu- ture The week ending to-day will be the largest first week in December, in the President's ship visited hie of-| point of attendance, ever known at fices recently and got copies of &/the Hippodrome. “'Hverything” ap- led L ars to be the most popular produc y, pe tion the big playhduse ever had. ANSWERS 7O JNQUIRIES. Carval—Have no ksowledge of her plans, M, B. M.—Yes, Channing Pollock used to be « press agent. the t Mr. ¥Bup JOE’S CAR Sap AL INTERVIEWS. poking ; Vieet Voan UNDER b “Why,” we asked Thomas E. Shea,| A THOUGHT FOR) TO-DAY. WELL MR. JINKS, 3 HAVE HAVE A CIGAR: WELL, 1 WENT “To THE. ” : a os There oo much interest in Ghakes- ’ : NO PARKING SIGN AND pence Sfast at thin tisno?™ ee Tl buging expedition, vant re ant tegen || (LOCATED YOUR CAR AT Last! Now TELL ME . How GOLF House WHERE “WCAR Oe paaiet ib Seas PA it cst ectent, ons ne 8 beroer eaeys \ .AS T UNDERSTAND (1 -1 Get DID Y' FIND tt ? pee SEGKe kee eo! \T_AROUND_SEHIND “TH/BAY = oe eek tone FOOLISHMEMT. yTHaAT REWARD OF 450? SOME SHERLOCK HOLMES STH ‘Logical } oot ‘on tho other the nignt-| Wy'sunk't ae STuFF 1 s'Pose! é | ime ‘cometh “and the wid wolf tr kee howleth. Years ago it used to be that A Whine that youve got toiadmire, [rREciceny!] = be a eet could we? T think that is) FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. @ “If @ hen could bake, what would she make?" “I know—a layer cake.” | IMPRESSIONISTIC PORTRAITURE) UNFORTUNATE EXPRESSION. KB, @ New Yorker who never LTHOUGH our new War Secre- M lost his brogue, was “over tary, Tend Milner, cannot ex- } YS there” with the A. B F., and actly be said to‘ehine as a ; die two companions happened to be/humorist, he can enjoy a, good story j 4n Englishman and a Scotsman,|against himself, as witnesstthe follow- ‘These two gave their Yankee friend/ing, which he is fond of relating. lively time with their jokes and} Some years ago, fresh from his “ 7 x INDw v, ros ed South african triumphs, be addressed | SOMEWHERE IN NEW_YORK AS, Abdlanes OF underaratuaiag at hie CAARLIE USES HIS. HAROLD USES WIS old university. vi A, KERCHIEF FOR BREAST PocKkET FoR. “We must remember not merely the ni A FooTKERCHIEF! \A HANDKERCHIEF beauty of the individual colleges but oon CONTAINER’-A the beauty of Oxford as a whole. And SPORTS & LOUO ONE: what a whole it is.” ‘teasing. +, One day Mike was called away, and Yeft his coat hanging on a nail, The gilshman and Scotsman, secing } .wome white “paint near, seized the } ‘epportunity of painting a donkey's PAW NEEDS A MANAGER - OSeveR PLayr BRoP TH’ MANRYCH THEM WAS TH! ) Goon ol pars! EM y 2 OS RES AEA FELLow CALLEO we Wipe ais, \SA CALL WouLP \ IAN DANA SRAteA USER I Getta GETTA Go RIGHT UPSTAIRS head on the back of Mike's coat, “Hear, hear!" yelled tho GHINE PRETTY hi DonT Guy HOMER. AN’ GETTA CLEAN SPECS WITH _|men. “Yes, what a holet ’ OATS HANK ur - The latter soon returned, and look- | Pineg “What a beastly Seon! o SQUSE UN'S ROT Tus ; ANKYCHUP ing first at his coat, and then fixing) ‘Then it dawned upon Lord Milner IN HIS DRESS ShiRT- hie eye on his fellow fighters, said/that this was a sentiment he would s $e HE HATES Slowly: “Begorra! and which of you|rather have expressed differently.— fas wiped your face on tmy coatt’-—| Pearson's Weekly. Lendon Chronicle, NOTA CAMP. LD CAESAR thought he knew THE SEA. O something about the tented APT. Cc. COW Mz %ot | field, having followed his mas. | the Bfundywine, who has been’ ter as body servant through the war | submarined three times, said at) between the States, but Camp Jack- | ¢ Za dinner in Salem: | son was a revel to him. “Yer! “IL used to love the sea, but tho mean, Maus’ Jee he cross-exam- gduareheads with their filthy sub-|!ned his young maussa. “dat deso marines have made me hate it. When | Yeu gem'n can’t drink nothin’ stro! ring water? | this war is over and the squareheads pre beaten, do you know what I'n Ras oing to do? Well, gentlemen, I'm , to buy an anchor, silng it on § way Yhoulder, and start walking ; is yt inland. 1 walk and walk, and finally,| Columbia State, | coach ET 1 come to a place wher ‘ay , WHILE DIGGING OUT. mem me up and dey, Ws CORRESPONDENT RAY- “That's all.” “And no frolickin’ wid de gals!" “None whatever.” “An' no swearin’ at de mules?” “Against regulations.” “Lor, Maus’ Jeems, disher ain't no camp. Disher’s a camp meetin'!"— \ earth is that you're carrying Mi | gving to buy # farm in that place| MOND CARROLL was dining und settle down for life.”—Washing- in @ Paris restaurant with a | ton Star novelist who had been to the front. ; ict | “I went to the front,” the novelist said, “to write, while under fire, a full POOR PICKER. and graphic description of a battle.” aI | “Did you succeed in your task?" SEG CMAMP bas driven many a man| str, Carroll auton 7 into the ranks," declares Lord) “Well,” said the novelist, “the fire Northeliffe, “and jn this re-| €0t very hot and dangerous, and I had ro : | to dig out before I—before I quite” — gard we have to thank the women| ‘°,1\6 out iin Carroll. “instead of the nation for turning many a) of a full description of the battle you ‘would-be slacker into an exvellent| made a few running notes,”—Wash- #oldier, Sometimes, however, they! ‘ston Star, meee Overseelous or make mistakes, Al Wagner WAse of this sort happened recently) ~ Joon REGULATOR MERRITT the high cos: of MTA young man 6ffered « lady his} living and other'things. on4 ee Geet, Imagine iis surprise when she} marked that the fluctuations come so| sfrew hereelt up haughitly and ex-/ fast that it is impossible to keep an, Klaimed ‘| don't accept favors’ from) accurate line on prices, We are all) slackers.’ in the © position as the small W'But he was not taken aback. In- his mother: | liad, be regarded the lady eritically tak J a ont” more then replied: "But they don't, de Tie Madainet was ali through. Gailip-| yori eee oe and if we had had as much pow- “Well, that sign ays: lown there as you have on your up,’ and’yesterday 1 bay results would have Been differ- ‘Philadelphia Ledger, “Nobody, Jr.” yi send * Nobody’ to"Grindstone Geovge* He likes to wear an overcoat, snbeieadiesinimaiaes 80 VERY WRONG. than! What made} Fate, 4:0] a’ that said! ‘Houses, $10 down’ "low Ane geles Times, ‘g maeions |