The evening world. Newspaper, November 30, 1918, Page 12

ee eS CEM MEE a i ? iF er t Plays and Players | Se ney | \te merece, eo meant Confucius, a Chinese singing and F the soldier shows keep coming | Tincing act; Julla Curtiss, an Amer- ‘we'll begin to deljeve Uncle) cin comedienne, and “The Act Beau- Sem organized bis army for) tHeyi,” an theatrical purposes. With — “Good Luck, Sam,” entering tts #ec- CAST OF QIXON PLAY. ond week at the Lexington Theatre| The cast of “The Invisible Foo,” with which Thomas Dixon will in-| ' lgpetomoonbparg ong seen augurate bis tenancy of the Harris presented by men in khak!| ‘Theatre, iv composed of Percy Mar- | entitled “Who Stole the Hat?"| mont, J. H, Gilmour, Elmer Grandin, | in a New York engagement | Robert Barratt, Frank Andrews, | weeks at the same theatre|Fiora MacDonald, Marion Rogers, . The mon in it are from| Mabel Archdall, June Congreve and . sapcatara. § Bee we You =e. ™ Gon’ QUARTERS WORT: EI I ; oe feria + CHOCOLATE You said what an T coir’ “To THE GROCERY FoR,— I ten you T'm cermne A CAKE OF cHocoLATE a pete = to hate @ regulae tour, reday night in Wilming- a Dempsey beat yd to Be ete ee repaired hie clock o I Profs of the tour will be] |, e° Needs. Probably put a stitch if i iti ni i i STARS TO LEAVE. No, ralaine, the oem ett | Long-Legs” © _ (AL itinne wom: Gossip. - Bf ntemplates Pro- | Sim Shyrtae it qaaeg's ime ‘comer tors, | THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY umen play, and | Jane How: . Bote then) Garey Meter titans Shichi [a7 ANU, VOU Prva mitten. enmthen entertain the soldiers in Siberia. OFFICE’ HUH? AHI! AN’ ) " ° THEIR IDOL, “Daddies” will reach ite 100th per- ER sin) wave A STENOGRAPHER RIGHY UP To “SNUFF Bnookie and Betty, daugh-| formance at the Lyceum Theatre to- AN’ EVERY THIN’ LUKE’? Doe-YES INDEED! ers of bes tors of KH. Burnside of the Hippo Fa; Monsrs. Shubert have decided attended « ’ 4 ‘cuss | that the mid-week matinoes of °A yesterday aad ‘ y Det bolt ‘Ronper Place in the Sun,” at the Comedy, perform with the elephants and|Sball be given on Thursdays, horses, After the rmance Mr,.|_. Mrs. Enrico Caruso og J a Ht r met the children. it tl “Now, who do you think is — Uving animal trainer?” “Papa,” musical skit called re teen on ere | eeneten at Mf eqningt ea etd The treet. ticket epegulators wer Wayburn finishes | to call the Police. | Prod the new ver-| Coban & Harris have accepted for) nion of the show for the New Am-| production a ne entitled | sterdam Roof he will eafl for France| ‘Tne King’s Dou book ‘is! ‘© put on one over there, Szinnyey, the lyrics by Duncan and the music) Anselm Goeyzl, | Ypertha Kalioh lett the Harris The- | ste et atten ik satin ‘and returned with eo fur coat. Fifth Avenue sure | is dangerous these days. | A surprise party was given nye Tien Hwontycfve of his friend met night. enty-five of his frie 9 Baers and surprieet him vy eating as| JOER’S CAR though they were angry. It waa his fiftieth birthday. ‘Kelcey Allen at-| tended and was indeed happy. | Hervane Garten: Danes Palace, sald! of Terrace len 108 jace, * 9 fecently that dancing would make one NOT 7 OW — L THOUGHT WHEN IT Immune from colds. All right! Mon- ‘ HIN DOIN WHATS “TH SENSE OF fay last he danced for the first time | | SAY—DYATHINK UM A GETTIN A NeW CAR GOT REAL COLD. You' ENJOY 5Ej ¢ i Hf i P i We Can See Where Ed Plays Alone! fr WOULD Be Kinpa NICE — WOULDN'T iT? in hie life and has tad @ cold ever «MINT? ouR car its WHEN EG6S ARE. Sih a SANS. To PLENTY Good ENOUGH! Q5¢ A DOZEN? : ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, J. H. G—Address them No, 62 Bast 78th Street. M. H. K.—Yes, Shelley and Henry Hull are brothers, but one is much handsomer than the other, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Lave makes the world go round. ‘but money greases the axis. FOOLISHMENT. surely do see life, don't you?” Fry mat oo toe EMhigtate, LAUDER’S COMPANY. ‘a hoy dint 1'really Seplorm™ When Harry Lauder begins bis en- gpeement at the Lexington ‘Theatre| FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, onday evening, Deo. 9, under the) “W. . direotioa of William Motria, he will gownat her pony s ° Mey"s have in hie company the Nacsses, «| ° “To be frank with you, tt made me ogian re Melrose, the clown; the Children of\geney | it DS Ber coming out Woorsie's GeTA CHARLIE BELIEVES OLD USES A OESN’T, BOTHE! c ?, , "SEN | Jt PAIR’ OO IN “THE OLO FASHIONED BAsst.w TORCH Rac Res. Me Lianrs Oey te Bony Ue pais) OJEVER, SER A “JET! OUSERS WITA WAYOF SCRAICHIN’ TO LIGAT His . WAS ALWAYS 4 “Zar, MATCH BO: : AS PAP! OS AND Have ) THE OFFICE SEEKER. .KIDDING THE CENSOR. SEAT TO Staaten“ S*MATENES! Cicarerres! ie mao’ ihe ele - piialél SUR FINGERS ECRETARY TUMULTY said the HEN Stephen Crane was re-|| SIATCARSAONS Mad Ybu Teo THERE'S LoTs A THe Fal other day: W Porting the Greco-Turkish Wee ayrie Ss” Shy. MATCH E: IN “TH (Sara) “It's astonishing how many War he had occasion to write THE WAR” 2 LKITCHEN! thousands of requests for Army com-| of @ battle in which the Turks turned <ailasions come to the White House|4nd fled before the enemy, Crane GALOREN with every mail A good many men watched with disgust the Turkish ro seem to think that an army com-| Censor toning down his manuscript, | NEVER mission is @ safe and highly paid| 4nd finally that worthy came to the PLAN WITH alnecure. word “routed.” MATCHES} "Yeu, a food many men are like the], “This won't do.” he sald: “we must 1p who was after a Consulship, muse here. What would | “Bo you're after the Consulship to|” If 1 were you," ald Crane, sarcas- | Tobaga, eh?” « friend said to him. tleally, “I'd simply say that the in- “‘Vep, with both feet,’ the chap) domitable Turks changed front and answered, advanced."-Boston T.anscript, | “Ig @ Consulship hard work? ———_— | “ ‘Not after you get it,’ "—-Washing- FROM A GERMAN DIARY, = a ton Star. Ir speaking of the apparent lack of i? Justice i aa ia inER Ay ice in the awarding of decora- tions, the anonymous English au- ‘T a certain British naval bave &|thor of “A General's Letters to His A well known officer was slight-| Son" quotes the following delightful ly gun deaf and could not al-/extract from the diary of a German ways follow the niceties of a con-| soldier: versation, Sometimes the results were| +Monday—It rained heavily and our distinctly amusing, and, being one of|1jeut, Muller was drunk. the best tempered men in the world,| “Tuesday—The English shelled us Lieut: Gundeat himself appreciated |and our Lieut. Muller was very drunk “Wednesday—The English ne in the lish shelled the fun as much as any one ip the)... nore heavily and our Lieut, Muller Lit) aa ie * party. was drunk and incapable, . ‘The lieutenant was invited to din-| ‘Thursday—We were ordered to at- obody ner one evening at the admiral's tack. Our Lieut. Mul called out to house, which stood in its own grounds | 4s from his dugout to advance more Send a Nobedy’ te “Grindstone Barge on a hill. When he arrived his host- | rapidly ess, after shaking hands exclaimed; “Friday—Nil | “Ch, Lieut. Gundeaf, I cannot imagine| "Saturday—Nil where my poor dear dog has gone,| “Sunday—Our Licut. Muller received He forgets to He went out all by Rimselt this | the Iron Cross.”—Kansas City Times. tee he morning and I cannot find him any- pa ts Atala ainsi gu where.’ LOW STANDARD HONESTY, ngnt © Heutenant immediately replied; “He ts coming through the gatden.| QENATOR CHAMBERLAIN. was 1 saw him @ moment ago, and he was talking about a war profiteer, Were thodgnt abe had referred to tho eat” ners Sar se mane Bshos: | admiralttLondon Tid Bits, st,” he concluded, “but I do say he's _——— got a very low moral standard. | CORRIGAN’S IDEA, “He was playing bridge in a Red| ORRIGAN, Sr., (admiring his son | Cross tournament the other night. C in U. S N, aniform)-—But why! His partner, a bishop's wife, lett the do they make the pants so wide| call to him, and he made it diamonds, at the bottom, Danny? but when he put his hand down dt | | | o ¥ . «| Was found to contain only two dia Corrigan, re they can be quick-| monds, both tow cards ly rolled up, dad. “What on earth induced you to go Corrigan, Sr. (warmly)—Ye're no| diamonds on such a hand as that?” don iv mine iv ye're goin’ to fight| the bishop's wife asked. wid yer fect! ‘is yer jacket sleeves you twiddle your diamond Vast ought to be wide at th’ bottom! m? said the profiteer,”— Sy Mele ‘falo Express, Detroit Free Press, Aits borg Ph [ OMI NA: SE Mn me Nm eA TEE ASCH AG A UN —_—_—_——