The evening world. Newspaper, November 21, 1918, Page 20

About Plays going to overlook any chances to make money if he can help Uis house is situated on a line which | divides East Orange from the town of Brickchureb, While the influenza epidemic was at its height Bast Or- Ange permitted its amusement places| / tw remain open, but Brickchurch or- pinch him to see if he was dead dered those within its bounda So he wrote the War cor ty te tlosed. As a result, every night the) and yesterday received word hint f ficture house was half open, the au- herrea Age An Ban Francleco. dience being permitted to use the s@ats up to a chalk line, which divid ed the two towns. If anybody stepped across the line he was immed By BIDE DUDLEY HERE is a film theatre managet| daughter Goldie has gone out in New Jersey who Inn't) Stag plied th +! girl for a b: and Players re elevator Well, I heatrical firm HARLAM STILL LIVES, ecent casualty t from ag the name of Macey Har actor of that name began \ered by people who wanted Gossip. Sid Chapman, an old-time ¢ sbunted back by an officer of now a K. of ¢ retary in France. | law. Working on the theory the Ralph Holmes, dramatic editor half @ house is better than no th the Detroit Jour s in New York tre, the manager made a fair living| He MNkes Broadway, but he goes to All’ through the epidemic’s existence. | bed early The opening of “A in the IT 18 “OH, MY DEAR!” Sun” at the Comedy tre has The sixth annual Princess Theatre| Deen Postpone! 1) Th Se reduond by renee nee nee to ceca | sonn D, Williams and Walter Hast, | are by PB. G. Wodehouse and Guy) po urittie. simplicity,” replacing | Bolton and the music is by Louis A. Mirsob. CARTOON PLAY DEC. 1, “When a Feller Needs a Friend,” the play which the Stage Women's War Relief will present to gef funds for the care of the orphans of the Allies, will be given at the New Am- sterdam Theatre Sunday evening, Dec. 1. Janct Beecher and 0. P. Heg- are the latest addition to tho cast, The project has been lauded by President Wilson, District Attor- ney Swann, Secretary of State Lansing, Secretary of the Navy Dan- jels and numerous others, Harvey O'Higgins and Harriet Ford have written the play, based on the car- toons of Clare Briggs, Arthur Hop- king is staging it. MINTYRE PROVOKED, O44 McIntyre was in a fighting frame of mind last night when we met him on Central Park West, Asked what was wrong, he replied: “Whadd'ye think! 1 just saw an actress leading a half-pint size do that had a tiny wrist watch on its left foreleg. Can you beat that?” ‘We had to admit wo couldn't. INWOOD HAS A POET. years, of No. Inwood, New York City, sends us an acrostic which, he s bors declare is some he, promises to let his muse rest for jonth if we'll print the poet it tn: Who is the man who has guided our land Jn the perilous course of the war; Led our brave, pal invincible band, ‘one’'in: the: world Te. 90. emart, "we es jase but Wilson ‘Could have acted’ eo" wele, “U! DIPPY DOODLEUMS. “Oh, mother, darling, why do you wear that blue dress cut on the level?” “Because, little Toodle-Bug, mother loves red so, When ehe put it on she wondered if such a bright pink would please her cunning son.” “That was lovely of my sweetie, but does she not know that gray was the favorite color of the Corinthians?” “True, but think of Helen of Troy, or Utica! Did she not wear purple ap4 were the skies not azure?” “Tm not azure as you are about it.” “Tut, tut, Peeley-Weeley! Mother w “What!—dear Honey Bunny whip mer” “You're darned whistlin’ she wil! Now got the needie and thread, Baby Bumpkins, Father wants to sow some wild oats.” SHE'S NEAR IT, ANYWAY. We overheard rather an interesting conversation between two women on a Broadway surface car yesterday. “T understand,” said one, “that your Charles Brown, another play, season Wednesday night essen, other of his production Grouch, theatres Saturday, mond wrist largest number of tickets for the Vic- tory Ball, Boniface, De Thomas H, Davidson, aged fifteen| Carvel, Forrest Orr, 1 130 Sherman Avenue, |John O'Hara, John Wagner and Hal Briggs, drome. to collect hair brushes, but blame it all, she won't tell why months. What will the brewery do? addressed care Cohan & Harris, actor, but they say he sings bass, fined $50 recently fe assessment with a r who will be seen in More than 100 physicians will see the Fort Ontario Players at the 44th Roof to-night, But there'll | be no play doctors among them. | The Little Club, In the basement of) the 44th Street Theatre, will open its) with Billy Allen and Helen Maxwell as host- Street Butler Davenport will produce an- plays, “Difference in} Gods,” at the Bramhall Playhouse! Nov, 28. He will act in it tov. | Jimmy Loster has been engaged by | Albert Do Courville to go to London | and produce plays. Mr. be Courville | is in New York at presen: | Fred Drewes sends us bis regards | and states that his latest play,! “Thirty Days,” is scheduled for early “Thirty Days" should run a@ month at least. | Dorothy Green, whose film, ‘The will be shown at the Loew} was given a dia. watch for selling the] In the Blaney Yorkvil pany will be Francis Mc Kern, Mable Montgomery, Sacia ek com-} ath, Ceetl ymona | Sawille, Carew wl La Salle, vol, William Desiree Lubovska is preparing a new dance, “L'Amour Bnchante for Thanksgiving week at the Hipp Vesey Hyland, Fox film star, likes Sam Forrest made a speech before the Theatre Assembly recently and was given a cane, He's going back for a ailk hal Lionel Hein gays he is going to Italy in thrte weeks to remain eight Doris Kenyon has a fine collection of war relics sent her by soldiers in France who have seen her in tims. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Goldman--Violet Heming may bo Oscar—Jack Gleason never was an] A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Jep Hawley of Wellsville, when fighting, paid the flivver auto and eceived $10 in change, FOOLISHMENT. | Mim Manic Pippin Peterball’s FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “The Crown Prince of Skeedeedle sings beautifully.” “Ab, ther THE EMBITTERED SUITOR. ‘cc UR aristocratic American millionaire will often make A mesalliance and marry @ chorus girl or a parlor maid, But I notice that your aristocratic Ameri- ean millionairess, always keeping her head, makes a good match.” The speaker was Mme. Montessori, the Italian educator. She continued: “On my way thither on the boat there was a beautiful American heiress to whom a young magazine writer from the West paid assiduous | court. But he, on account of the low | up and said rates of the magazines, was as poor| “Hang the pepper box to his nose, as a church mouse, and so the heiress | Strang Macazme, ut be & sruet.” would not consid bim seriously —_ - “As they leaned side by side over DISTORTED ON THE WIRES. the rail one afternoon the heire: NE of the methods of communt- looking out over the roiling b! ting from one officer to an waters, sighed and said; | other in the trenches of the “‘L love the sea.’ present great war is to give the mes ‘The impoverished and embittered | sage to one of the privates and tell magazine writer retorted with a sneer | him to “pass the word along” the lin “I don't see why. It hasn’ 80Yluntil it reaches Its destination, viz money “Waabington © the officer at the oth end. The fol RESTRAINED APPLAUSE, |/°¥!DE story wil! show how a serious | message can be distorted on its jour NOTED humorous lecturer, who! ney from mouth to mouth A was invited to deliver an ad- Lieut. A, in charge of one end of dress to an audience of con-|the British line, told the private in viets in a Western penitentiary,|front to “pass the word al to| Roticed that the auditors laughed] Lieut, B, “We are going to advanc heartily, but did rot applaud can you send us reinforcements ?* After the lecture the Warden of the| | When Lieut: i peceived the mes institution ventured an apology ton dance, can you send ‘us. thre “They didn’t seem very apprecia- jand fourpence?’—The Strand M tive, did they?” he asked. | zine. I thought they seemed to enjoy It — very much,” the lecturer replied. r A S00 AEGEPTION: - Uttle,” the Warden remarked, “in-| eyebrows and said nothing, stead of just sitting there with their} “Doesn't that make any impression | hands folded on you?" "Very tittle. You see, I have an FROM THE TRENCHES. 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