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Cue niiy ' Ohe 2 ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZUR, ee en Pe. VOLUME 59... sees NO, 20,903 ‘ THE GERMAN MUTINEERS. T": Allies and the United States will not overestimate the Seriousness of the reported action of the German Soldiers’ Councils in seizing the German northern fleet and the naval base at Heligoland with the desperate purpose of resisting the jarmistice terms. * Directly those terms were published in all their drastic detail Bg fhere were bound to be reactions of German fighting instinct in quar ! Although Germany’s great military machine has been smashed, | _ parts of it may still be expected to function spasmodically under the [despairing efforts of a few Germans who would rather die than accept, e\ hs consequences of defeat. The fact remains that among the German people generally the! jwar impulse ran out with the collapse of German fighting power in the field. There is not enough of it left to back either army or fleet. | ‘Dismay at the severity of the armistice conditions may find ite first By expression in anger and protest. But the stronger tendency through-| out Germany will be to take full stock of the disaster, submit to the! inevitable and hope that justice may be tempered with mercy, - { The Allies and the United States have at their command an joverwhelming force with which to put the clamps on what is left of , a German military power. |, ‘Sporadic defiance and resistance on the part of surviving be- ‘lievers in & fighting Germany on land or sea will only result in their : ‘swift destruction. . What has happened in the case of the northern fleet was foreseen | ‘by the Supreme War Council of the Associated Powers, which added a) ‘ ‘supplementary clause to the armistice terms providing that in the ‘ % ‘event the six German battle cruisers, ten battleships, eight light eruis- ‘ers, 160 submarines and fifty destroyers were not handed over to the Allies and the United States because of: mutinies in the German navy, ithe Associated Powers reserved the right to occupy Heligoland as an yadvance base to enable them to enforce the terms. ‘ ' Unless the German authorities ‘who signed the armistice are! ry for the Allied and American fleets to use force to compel the jearrying out of the conditions, they, will take swift measures to get ‘the mutineers in hand. ————-+ \ As a next step in the celebration dig into your i pocket and help along the United War Work Campaign. | ' If the victory means anything it means that destruction is over and construction comes into its own again. Hu- manity and helpfulness have full sway. Be a builder. | et (ON THE DATE OF THE GREAT THANKSGIVING. HE decisive and momentous victory was signalized and cele- i brated Nov. 11, 1918, i On that day the people of the United States gave them- selves up to the first joy of # triumph surpassing any the civilized world has ever seen and from their hearts thanked God for the t part this Nation has earned in it. a | To Americans of this generation the memory of last Monday] ; will always bring thrill more deep and moving than that aroused i ‘by any other recollection. , Why not, so far as maygbe, preserve the full spirit of the unfor- ; gettable date for coming generations? ; Beneath the outward rejoicings of Victory Day the souls of! - 100,090,000 people under the Stars and Stripes met in sober and profound thanksgiving such as they had never known. ) _ The present National Thanksgiving is a movable date adjusted to ‘@ Thursday, usually the last, in this same month of November. 7 Beginning next year, why not make the day of national thanks. giving fall always on the anniversary of the Great Thanksgiving— Nov. 11? es ia We'd like to drop down in the Place de la Concorde in 9 | Paris for a minute and have a look at that statue of Strasbourg 4 that used to be draped in black. | eH = ters where it has not learned the bitter lessons enforced by Allied) A anxious to add to the cost of the final,peckoning by..making it neces-|° VERY girl who cherishes antici- pations of changing her name — in other words, of eliminating “Miss” for “Mrs."—has to be careful of one thing, That THING is her own imagination, The girl who desires to marry should never allow herself to live in her 6wn imagination, Feminine im- Agination has spoiled more love af- fairs than all the poison pens, back- biters and joy-killers combined, It seems too bad that a girl should be her own worst enemy. And yet that is exactly what she is when she al- jows ber imagination to run away with her common sense, Now the moment some girls are in- troduced to a man they IMAGINE he is in Jove with them, Hence they begin to giggle and simper and, act much more kittenish than tf their wicked little imaginations were not leading them on, As a matter of fact few people do fall in love at “first sight.” And when they do, nine cases Whys and Wherefores of Love and -Matrimony By Fay Stevenson Copyright, 1919, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) No. 3--Why Some Misses Never Become Mrs. nation, She whould remember that man never imagines he is in love. He waits until he 18, So what's the use of going ahead ofl him? Man has always been the discoverer Discovering is his bent, And a clever woman allows him to DISCOVER that he is in love of new countries, ur Terms Are Fearful!” sete, ByJ-H.Cassel “ ODESTY’S @ great thing, ain't it?” asked Lucile, the Waitress, as the Friendly Patron perched himself on a stool at the lunch counter, “Indeed it is, what's up now?” “Oh, nothing much. I was just tossing the idea here and there in my mind. You see, we get so many fra- grant examples of the lack of he replied. “But with her, But she can't do this by modesty in here that we become letting her own imagination run 1 hed in 6 dantry. Take, f ahead of his! She can't do this by | “/0ushed in despondaniry, Teed wearing her heart upon her sleeve or @ little card on her arm labeled “I know you love me!” Every man who sends a girl a bunch of violets, a box of bonbons, an invitation to @ dance or a note ig not NECESSARILY in love, He merely desires to spend @ few pleasant hours and not necessarily his whole life with | ® 5 os The sensible girl makes him| The Auctioned Harrings. asking permission to call her, have a good time, But the girl with an over-developed imagination is so silly and giddy that the average man fails to call again, It is true @ girl may be happy instance, @ guy who was in here a while ago. He had more exasperated egot than any man I ever come in contrast with, On the level,he got me sore from A to Gizzard.” = + “What did he do?” “A plenty, old dear! When I shimmy up to him for his order I just say, by way of being orffable: ‘Well, I see Dave Warfield has gone back to | “ ‘Listen,’ he says. “That guy, War- field, can act, all right, but I could handle any one of his roles better, “You? I says. ‘Are you @ trodder of the boards?” Lucile the Waitress | By Bide Dudley Copyright, 1919, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Mventug World.) | | | “‘T am in charge here,’ he says. “ Well,’ says ymy opponent, ‘I want that waitress fired.’ Then he levels one diggert at me. “What's she done?’ asked the Boss. “‘She took occasion to call me a bum.’ “The boss calls me over. ‘Lucile,’ he says, ‘did you entitle this man a bum?’ “I cannot tell a lie,’ I says. ‘I sure did that very thing.’ “What for? “Because, he tries to tell mo he's a@ better actor than Dave Warfield. | And then he says no waitress can tell | him where he alights at.’ “Just then my luck went up several | points, The Boss's wife comes in- and, rushing up to me, says: ‘Why, hello, Lucile, dearie! I want you to show me how to knit the old boy here @ pair of socks." “Well, it was lady friend to lady | friend. What could the Boss do? He | just says to the man to forget it The guy gets sore and out he pream- | bles. He's had to take unconditional | a in a dh rt! THEIR BEST ASSET. Fave egecchorrch lake raha © FAR as may be gathered from telegraphic summaries of the many and far-reaching changes in all parts of the German Empire, the revolution seems to have progressed without ex- tremes of violence and bloodshed. It is too soon to say that a new Germany can be evolved without ‘the disorder and terror that so often darken revolution. The subdues her imagination, She meets a man upon the same footing as she would @ woman, And by so doing she has a great advantage over the girl whose heart is pierced gnd inter- pierced by imaginary arrows shot from her own silly little brain, You see the girl who curbs her late Imperial German Government plainly showed its fear of] ‘™*sination sives @ man a chance to possible Bolshevist reactions in Germany. Nevertheless, general | standards of education and intelligence among the masses of the Ger-| man people are such as obviously make Bolshevism far less of a men- ace in Germany than in Russia, less even than in Austria-Hungary. meet her natural self, But the girl with too much imagination is acting under “false pretenses.” Nor is she in the same boat with the Mirt, for when she is under the impression that every man on earth is in love with her, She may revel in her love dreams all through her teens and twenties, But some day her air cas- tles will come tumbling to the ground| with @ thud. And oh! how she will bate the word “IMAGINATION!” as bac! ROUGH ON THE poa. 183 CARLSON was one of the M young women who are deter- mined always to have their own way in the’ face of obstacles, When the conductor came along to take up her tickets and found her seated with a dog in her lap, he said: | | | the flirt is only playing with love while the girl who lives in her Moreover the Imperial German Government well knew that the| !Magination is courting love, find of Bolshevism it had most to dread from Germans was the|_f course woman can't help having Bolshevism of a war-weary people balked of its desire for peace. © lt has yet to be seen whether the cessation of hostilities will| p\t in creating a controlling and compelling majority of sane Ger-| sir! begins to imagine at the age of determined to sink all minor political differences while they ‘ intain order, keep the constituent parts of the late Empire together and remould what is left of the German nation for a new future, + "That high valuation of discipline upon which the Germans as a|7@472S * rood of youngsters named people were taught to pride scat laying the old regime mule on ener ary ‘be urged upon them as their best asset durin readjustment. (ott Where are the Kings of yesterday |SOME imagination, She is usually |much ahead of man in her develop- ment along this line. The average four, She imagines she is married, is keeping house and is the mother of four or five dolls, But what boy ever imagined he wag @ married man A boy never imagines, He [8, g the perilous period | He Plays ball, shoots @ gun, gocs owimming and raids orchards, What |time has he to imagine? Yes, every girl whe wishes te be- come “Mra” @hould learn to subdue | tile well-developed power of sheet.» i Amagi- ' Ledger, “Madam, | am very sorry, but you can't have your dog in this car, It's against the rule: “I shall hold bim in my lap all the way,” she replied haughtily, “and he will not disturb any one.” “That makes no difference,” said the conductor, “I couldn't allow my own dog to ride in here, Dogs must ride in the baggage car, I'll fasten him all right tor you.” “Don't you dare touch my dog, sir!” cried Miss Carlson excitedly, “I will trust him to no one!" Very indignantly the young woman marched to the baggage car, tied the dog and returned. About fifty miles further on, when the conductor came through the car again, Miss Carlson inquired: “Wil you tel me if my dog is all ype ‘l am very sorry, madam,” repited the conductor politely, “but you tied him te # trunk, and he was thrown off with it come time ago.”—Philadelphia big bum?’ “I used to be,’ he tells me. six years as an actor and many a packed house went wild over me. People used to stand up and call me ‘And dare you te come back, I presume,’ I says. It gets his goates, “ ‘Now don't get giddy,’ he tells me. ‘No waitress can't decimate my act- ing without getting a call. got yours, so be good.’ “Say, Uncle Willle, he got me sore! Imagine @ poor fish like him sitting at a lunch counter wondering what to buy with his dime, couldn’t talk like I wished! prephosporous, I give him one look. “ ‘Listen, sire!’ I says, ‘If you was such an actor why didn’t you get to be @ big star instead of a “It was a pretty stiff rejointer, but he had it coming to-him, He gets up and goes to the Boss, Now, you know and I know that in these daye of super-bellus war stringency no, eat- ing house owner ain't going to fire a regular arm-Waitress that can shoot the biscuits like I can, So I wasn't] sign of the medico's turning, When overly bothered. “+Are you the owner of this joint? | ter he looked first at Tommy and ‘asks the disgrumpled one. The Boss} then back at the thermometer and is cautious, Hé don't know but what | sasped: the man has swallered a fly or some- thing end wants to’sue hint for dam- telling me I surrender, “The lack of modesty is a weak- fess,” said the Friendly Patron. t sure is,” replied Lucile, “I went ahead and showed the Boss's wife how to knit, Say, when it comes to knitting, I am the champion of the world, . Let the other knitters brag if they want to. I never brag, but that “I spent Now, you|don’t alter the fact that I'm the best knitter anybody ever seen any-| where.” ° ee ARTFUL TOMMY. pneumonia and had been for some time in the hospital, where they treated him @o well that be was much averse to the prospect of being dischanged as “cured.” One day the doctor was taking bis temperature, and while Tommy had the thermometer in his mouth the doctor moved on, and happened to turn his back. Tommy saw his chance, Hq pulled the thermometer out ef bis. mouth and popped it into a cup of hot tea, replacing it at the first It was very stiff. that worthy examined the thermome- P “racuine TOMMY SIMS had had! Bachelor Gir . By Helen cult for any girl as keep’ Dear, dear! matrimony. \ all women. eternal. suspicion ~ him. Fatalist: snare ‘To a normal woman a “necessity” is to have—because some other woman ha: get along without and still keep up appearances, . ‘ The one thing about a man that baffles a woman's understanding aud | tries Ser soul is that when he'd done anything he’s “ashamed of” he’s al- ways so proud of it, “Divine right” seems at last to rights and “royal descent” to common Always try to be the “guiding star” of a man’s life, but never make the pristake of fancying that you are his wholé planetary system. Sweeten your tea these sugarless days with the thought that the hardest blow dealt the Kaiser was dealt on the strength of American pies and doughnuts. The Jarr Family By Roy L. Copyright, 1918, by The Press Publishing Co, 66% 7 OU bet on the election, didn't ry: you?” asked Mrs. Jarr. “Mr, Jarr winced percepti- bly but said carelessly: “Oh, I bet a few dollars on Smith with Mr. Rangle, you know.” “Well, Iam opposed to gambling in any form. Even friendly wagers come- times lead to ruin at the gaming tavle and the race track,” said Mrs. Jarr, “put if you will promise not to do it again I'll forgive you this time, Let me see. I need a new hat.” “You need a new hat?” repeated ‘Mr. Jarr. “Why, yes,” said Mrs, Jarr, blithely. “I was going to take those feathers off my old hat and have them cleaned and curled, and by getting a new shape and trimmings to match I thought I might fix up something that would look good enough to wear this winter and so not go to the expense of getting a new hat.” “Is that so?” sald Mr. Jarr. “On, ‘yes!" Mrs. Jarr went on *% did intend to do that and take the money you gave me for a new hat tor a heavy coat. I need something to knock around in when I go shop- ping ‘on cold days. So now I can dave both.” “Oh, you can have both?” echoed Mr, Jarr, “Yes, dear. You know as well as I do,” said Mrs, Jarr, “that no matter) how skilfully you take old feathers and clean and curl them, and no mat- ter how much taste you have in fix- ing up a hat for yourself, there's al- ways something cheap and tacky- looking about it compared to a stylish hat after a Freneh model. For I do think that, if you can’t afford a real imported hat, those made after French pattern can hardly be told, and, in fact, if you ask them to they will put in imported labels for you at the shops, and then you can pre- tend it cost twice as much as it did.” “Why don’t you buy a pair of dia- mond earrings for Christmas while you are about it?” asked Mr, Jarr with feigned geniality. ° Mrs, Jarr did not notice the cor- diality was camouflage. “Oh, may 1?” she asked. “How kind of you, dear! But come to} think of it, I would prefer to have a| new set of furs, I think diamond ear- rings—any kind of earrings—are not Copyright, 1018, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Rvening World.) YAITING for the right man to come along” isn't half eo diMm- é A “reasonable wife” is one who never asks tae reason of anything her husband does nor stops \o, reason about anything he tells her, i about choosing his “kissing acquaintances” in these ‘dangerous days of the double epidemic of “flu” and Optimist: A man wao thinks himself immune to Pessimist: A man who knows that some day some woman wi!!! ‘| succeed in marrying him and cheerfully awaits the inevitable, | Reflegtions Rowland ing him from getting past. A man has to be awfully careful’ A man who dwells in the that every woman is trying to en- ‘ ything she thinks sae ought it; a “luxury” anything she can have given way entirely to human decency. McCardell (The New York Brening World.) in good taste, besides, jewelry is aluz~ ury, and in these times of want and world sufferings, it seems a barbarous custom to hang things from the ears. Why not from the nose? And, any- way, I never had my ears pierced. I was always so nervous about it. But ff you insist on my having diamond earrings I can get the screw fast- ened ones. Only the diamond must not be too large, not over a carat and a half each.” “Oh, take the furs, too!” said Mr. Jarr. “Dear me, how much money did you bet, anyway?” asked Mrs, Jazr, but her tones were not angry. “L won't say a“word about your saying you had no money to Spare last week when I asked you for some, and I think it is very dangerous for a man with a family to risk large sums in wagers. But,” with a pleased little sigh, “as you have been brave and daring, I won't scold. And I will take the furs.” (And now all that’s needed,” said Mr, Jarr, with a queer look, “is an electric runabout. Yes, you should have an electric runwbout. Suppose you rode in a street car with your furs and diamond earrings and im ported French bonnet, and a thug should follow you from the car and rob you?” “How much did you win? Tel? me!” said Mrs. Jarr excitedly, “You are sure you are not fooling me? Did you really bet on Smith?” “I did; I swear it. I bet quite a bunch on Smith,” said Mr. Jarr, “And as you seem to expect all thie winnings you can have them, I bet ith would carry New York by Mrs. Jarr gazed at him with pride. “I never knew you had it in you, Edward,” she cried. Mr. Jarr gasped, but said nothing, and in the fervor of the affection of her parting with him resolyed to float @ loan some way for the hat, furs and earrings for Christmas, and in the joy of getting these he hoped Mrs, J would forget the electric runabout, As for Mrs, Jarr, she hus been tell ing her friends that a woman should f never encourage @ sense of humor. “If your husband wants to joke, let him,” she remarked. “But a promise lea ' Promise, and don't let @ man explain he only promised in fun.” By Henry C The Jarvis HH Constitution and the Con- stellation were sister ships at the time of their construction in 1794, one being built at Boston and the other at Baltimore, | ‘whe Constitution is now an object of veneration for visitors from all over the Nation and is tied up at the Charleston wharf, near Boston, The Constellation is passing her old age in dignified retirement. While she no longer puts to sea, she is still of won- derful value as a training ship in teaching the young navigator much needed information regarding the old- time ship that is of service to them even now, though naval construction has greatly altered. She lies oft the War College at Newport. It ts in connection with the youthful days of the Constellation that we find the name of young Jarvis. His name | also’ recalle our almost wholly un- known war with France, It is the only break in our peaceful relations “Well, my man, you're not dead, but you ought to *c"—Philadelphia Se with that nation from the days of How Our Torpedo Boats Got Their Names ollins Brown declaration of war ever took place mor = did hostilities extend to any length of time. Nevertheless there were sev- eral encounters, one of them between the Constitution and the Vengeance, in which young Jarvis played a con Spicuous part. Jarvis was ordered! aloft in the main top and remained there in spite of the fact that shots from the Vengeance had ren-( dered the mast unsafe. He refused to leave his quarters without orders and his life was lost as the result,' In the action between the Constitu.- tion and the Vengeance, the Amer- i ican losses were 14 killed and 2 wounded and on the Vengeance 50 | killed and 110 wounded. The Cone } stitution would have had the satisw faction of towing her into Boston as a prize but for the fact that her main mast went by the board, which ena abled the Vengeance to make sale her escape in spite of her dumagod condition, The record of Jarvis, aside stole bravery in danger on the stitution, was enviable in every xe frony | Lafayette. | ow matter of fact po actual F Ki a SA Wi tect spect, and in honoring the veaman by giving bis name to Mend pedo kpat the wavy honors iisulf, "