The evening world. Newspaper, October 19, 1918, Page 14

“Tu Hittle Rinktum Tinktum: found that the way of getting subscription: Managers, sion deserves the congratulations an thanks of the American public for its work. It has made a record that will endure for years. HOPPER SPEAKS UP. De Wolf Hopper'’s hair is bis own only because he bought it. Yesterday, at the Hippodrome, he offered a hair from an elephant's tail with every $5,000 subscription made to the Lib- erty Loan. The offer caused a man in the audience, who knew Hopper, to call: @ bair from your head.” ‘And 1,” responded the ,bair on my head. FAMOUS SINGER TO HELP. Mme. Schumann-Heink has prom- fiped to assist Jack Hazzard in selling bonds at the New Amsterdam Thea- tre to-night. She will do “some sort of a stunt.” SWEET MAYMIE DEAN. A soldier who signs himself “A Buck Private,” saw “Sometime” at tho Shubert The: gently and write West, who port the role of May- thie Dean. Here's the very poem: 1 sen you in the abow Inst And, bitieve me, Maymie Dean, You surely are ewellest dame This Duddy ever even, ‘Cause wotte in ‘quereatioe, ae riank Klean Believe, mo, when om dresm ‘Uf you, #weet Mayme FOR WOUNDED ACTORS. The Fund for Wounded Actprs, an erganization formed Sept, 1, is to launch a campaign soon to raise money among the members of the theatrical profession. George Arliss is Chairman of the fund; Thomas A. Wise is First Vice Chairman, Frank McIntyre, Second Vice Chatrman; Richard A. Purdy, Treasurer, and YVrank Gilmore, Assistant Treasurer. DIPPY DOODLEUMS. “Oh, mother, dear, will you Famed @nalyze the jaw of gravitation?’ “Nix now, ht amma’; Hittle pet must not make such re- juests. Papa is in the parlor with a grouch.” “How interesting! But mother, dear, why should he have a grouch? Is Se. not of the famous Vander- st" “Yes, darling, but time will tell. Now take off mother’s tight shoe—she bas a toothache.” “I knew it, love. You should go to . ‘There are many of them in 6 city, the cunning things!" it, tut! That wili do, mother’s Now hop About Plays and Players HEN the Liberty Loan cam. Paign ends to-night It will be the amusement Profession has done its duty nobly in actors and even stage Beands and orchestra musicians have @0-operated strenuously in urging peo- ple to buy, and the total amount of Money acquired by the Government through their efforts will be aston- tshingly large. Ali in ail, the profes- i take a $5,000 bond if you'll give * actor, “would give you $10,000 if I had a some rocks.” “Never, dearest one! ake my tricycle and try to ride.” aughty boy! The s.| give you no porridge.” “But, sweet, we have no maid.” has been mo the kitchen, eh’? J shall not go to the gang-fight night. Now get mother her shotgu! ment and shoot cra A CROOK FOR BURNSIDE. a stage director, It. H. Burnside, witu a shepherd's crook last nigh r Shepherd of the Lambs. GOSSIP. George Vivian has gone to En; land to stage “Oh Boy" for Gros smith & Laurillard, After forty-five w: erty Theatre, “Going Up’ next Baturday and go to Boston. Edmund. Lowe and Robert Cum mings have been engaged by A. I Woods for “Roads of Destiny.” Shelley Hull has been elevated t stardom b: H. Woods, the star of “Under Orders. After an absenc of nearly a year, Chic Sale will cu’ up at the Winter Garden to-morrow night. Alexis Kosloff of the Imperial Rus sian Ballet has joined the "Sinbad company at the Casino, “Little Siunplicity, novelty danco said t Drea, rehearsals of will be given for soldiers and the 39th embellishment to the Frolic, behind her, for @ role in the new Woods comed “Go Easy Mabel.” She says she give the printer an autographed ph tograph If he'll spell her name right M. Kashin, Manager of the Broad- way Theatre, has invited Sir Eric Geddes, First Lord of the British Admiralty, to see some films in which the distinguiwhed Briton appears The scenes were taken at Annapolis. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Ruf—Power {s still in “Chu Chin Chow. Florence Reed is rehearsing in a play called “Roads of Destiny.” M. B, K.—Janet Beecher played the leading feminine role in “The Con- cert” opposite Leo Ditrichstein. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. A Harlem man says he can't go to war as ho has a wife and alx poodle dogs to support. FOOLISHMENT. for the subway, a ae it sbesteaiy With ations that (truty astound. bi oy Sinto it dally bebop, for the ware), toe subway, It's very delightful, eld top! FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Why 18 @ beefsteak like a loco- motive?” “Why?” “It's not much account without its tender.” ROUGH WORK. HE dentist has his troubles. T After working on a woman who bad an extravagant coiffure to impede his aN Progress and W/ fNnandicap nis i manipulations. Dr. Pullem sighed his relief and mo- tioned for her to woman pulled herself to- gether, looked in- to @ mirror, and then again seated herself in the chair, “Tam all through with your teeth,” the dentist told her, “I know,” the woman answered, “but aren't you going to fix up my g>air?”—Youngstown Telegram. REVERSED SAUSAGE. CHICAGO packer was deriding the lack of ingenuity in Eng- land as compared with the in- Ventive aptitude of his own country- men “Why,” @ald he “they tell me a man down in New Orleans bas Vented a sausage machine. It's a big sort of tool, driven by steam. All you have to'do Is to drive a pig up a plank, through a hole in the ma- chine, and five minutes later out come thousands of sausagee!” “What becomes of the hide?" queried the golitary Englishman of the audience. “The hide, sir!" retorted the ni- |cago man, “Oh, that falls out of the other slot in the muchine and out come Gladstone bags, purses, or, if you like, shoes or saddles—merely @ matter of turning a screw,” “Oh, is that all?” said the finglish- man, “We've used that machine in England for the last thirty years What's more, we've improved on it. Sometimes we found the swusages Were not up to the standard. Well, what happened? All we had to do was to put them back in the maoliino, reverse the engine” "Go on!” cried the American, “What happened?” “Out walks the pig as fit as a fiddie."—New Orleans States on - WORDS COULD NOT HURT, 66 JAMES,” said Mrs, Mellow t Ji man servant, “can you find out whether the tinned salmon was all eaten last night? 1 k the new cook have eaten an’ no matter what you was to her you couldn't make uncomfortable than Baltimore American. she is now.” _> KILLING PLACES. FRENCHMAN was waiting at A 4 railroad station in Ireland when a couple of natives sat down beside him, Said one: “Sure, Pat, it's down to Kilmary I've been, and I'm on my trick." * said the ust after “It's meself that's down to Kilkenny bit before I go to I ore exclaimed the that I wer “What assassins! Frenchman. “Would safely back in nce!" _ ad 7 REVEILLE, ULLENS looked at his partner sharply when he arrived at the san we: “Man alive!” he said, anxiously, “you, look rotten: What's up?" dhs vex 1 feel rotten,” sald Collins, wearily I was blown out of bed at 5 o'clock this morning.” “What? Was there i then pe an alr raid, “No. Somebody, curse him, brou ht bet the baby a trum: we dcage Nowe umes on your rocking horse and throw But I will maid bali for that you to- She wants to go down in the base- The members of the Hippodrome organization presented their general Burnside has just been elected ;) THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY e is now from Broadway The Cameron Sisters, engaged for “are preparing @ Btreet Theatre Fdna Huyler, described as a West- e ern beauty, has been made an added “Midnight She leaves a concert career ' Evelyn Gosnell has been engaged COMIC PAGE Saturday, October 19, 1918 CYAN >- ‘cacher Wouldn't Be Much Help Tha t Way! aN IT chased EM \ t Back = I pip AND WHAT Dip You Do 2 Now, MARY, NexT TIME DONT You CHASE THEM Back — You come AnD Ta... ME glen” Those Boys CHASED ME ~ ae DID roe Ns AW- You Cound NT care "EM / in a t. It’s a Cinch This Fathead Isn't Prejudiced Against Himself! ; (ves -vorras WELL EN» ~ " 7 NeseiR-ER-T- (wor? Conwy Tia ASTONIGHED! 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