The evening world. Newspaper, September 26, 1918, Page 20

CE uty VW ti a | f Ul il Y is ruarsaes’ BOSCO 1918 The Doughnuts. Are Perfectly Safe—Now! | About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY 0 Bur T woud BE NAUGHTY “16 TAKe is SOME "\enipeesccentiniantty UM -M=4\-M~=™- 14 DONT TiHos@ Dovucr- NUTS LooK Goon ? ae ; b , YES ITS WRONG mi To STBAL ANY WAY HER& Comes Mom ILLIAM A. BRADY will pre-, your home go down to Maxine Ell sent Mary Nash and Jose Ru-| ott'’s Theatre and buy @ lot of bonds. | ben &» co-stars in a drama a called “T. 0. U." at the 39th Street | i La ‘Theatre, opening Tuesday night. The goin" 10 SKID. play, which is by Hectér Turnbull on’ Willard Mack, is baged on Mr. eh AS) Von Turnbulls film scenario, “Phe Cheat,” | “ioe | in which Fannie Ward appeared with! Tiisi ac thian this us i much success. Jn the cast bosides he| at) y stars will be Frederick Truesdoil, | ie Kenneth Hill, Andrew Higginson, o Martha MoGraw, Emily Fitzroy, Tee dot a seal fee oe 4 George Riddeli, Helen Pingree, Flor - 2 FOR MISS BAINTER nee Flynn, Lynn Hammond and Nat Johnson. Scveral preliminary per- Pe A) 4 pit formances will bo given in Atlantic) Rainier. Le is proparing to City beginning to-night “SALOME” OCT. 6 18 THIS A NEW ONE? iz The next attraction at the 4h “ Frank Wilstach, the simile fiend, a) gyre Want eiuraction at Tn ot man who wouldn't prevaricate for tho “Salome,” with Theda Bara as tbe world, has sent us a rhyme which he star. It will goin that house Sun says is original with Ensign Harry | cvening, Oct. 6. Invited 1» wit yy Ross, formerly vassintant sage | Mise Barn's work will be Mary Git Mine former auasintant aMee| ten, Gerurude ttorenann, ve Tan] THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY s rm Cre) may and Olive Fremstad, all Salomes ‘y though it sounds reminiscent, we're MAY and Olive teamed oon trom Eaerrieht 1018 Grane Rewmening Co (1 Bevnivg Welt She'd “Try It on Luke”—For the Dog! ! / going to print it. Here it is the side lines 1 Bp meet et, | Ay GIT OUTA HERE I SAID DEAR = "THAT if 3 ———== j Miran’ the: bly fite she Tad Gossip. S“DAWGONE “PURP =) \ é I WISH YOuD TASTE BECAUSE IF \ : : i mate legmte Pear tron on aeliet eae corn YouUD “THINK You “THIS MILK AN’ Ste “ase 1T- (1 “TH! LEAS I DoNT wanr i "Sinem e frei irs outa coe n. John Cumberland and OWNED “TH' Houde! IF (TS oan is curly war pce?) U er oe ig YO Give IT y J the cast "4 - , ; LAZINESS AND LUCK. Francine Larrimore, late of “Parlor TM NEN Seen J ; ce sete t r © To "FIDO"! & Channing 1 « ts a playwright Bedroo| and Bath" (OU AR! ? gee who finds it lard to buckle in and] Pie ee, M Bae work, KEvery time he gets his type-| Savoy ‘Theatre, Asbury writer and pulls out tho genius] vertising 1 Teliegen as | Stops, a hankering to play cards or] warrar's Husband.” i #9 to a theatre comes over bim and it n ¢ hus cngaged Clifton | takes all hin will power to best it.] Webb for a part in the new Musical ma One night a short time ago ho decided] farce, “Lasien Lester.” | Reg 4 to work on a new play, when his wife} George Gaul, recently in “Jonathan of Ns ' suggasiod that they go and se =| Makes a Wish,” has been engaged by SS : Mr, Pollock succumbed aries merson Cook for "Rean-} ‘ to the theatre fouling like| nant | y boy who hus awiped the) When a dozen convaloscant soldiers ; » jam. Hetween the acts of the playlentered a box at the “Lightnin ‘ Maxino Elliott spied him and sent an] matince yesterday, the audience arose to him, asking that he | and cheered them. her box a m« Ne Rurns Mantle, drematic — eritic.| 4 nd she said hor sister, Ger-| wrote the scenario fur ‘The Silver nut We 7 | liott, was taking a theatre in] King,” the film in which William TCT TC rT wanted plays. ¥| Faversham is to act a act in Mr, DPollock’al” ‘rank tturst 0 ville has bean | ~ : tle Quean?” under by HM. | wy, ‘ = tne why,’ sald Mr. Pol- for @ “took A of the incident, “and I informed Mixa Elliott the play was| Mina Schall arrived in New York € available, Now T have assurance that] yesterday from the Paeifie Coast, | Lam to be honored with a Landon] where sho has been acting in film production of it at the hands of Ger-| “yyuis Nethersole, who went to trude Eltiott, Jand to remain two months and | “So.” he concluded, “I have just! stayed three years, is on bis way back | about decided that it isn't such a bad| tg Amorica. | thing to knock off work and cavort a] Cohan é Harris will present Leo Comrriant, 101K Pride REHIMED AE OF frente Wortd.) = Bu OU NLH AN. Joe's Stuck His Foot Into It Now, All Right! JOE’S CAR ‘Frese Vubtaniaw Co NY Evening Word) 2 WHO'S Gone To DRIVE | SOE , WHERE ARE. ) littio after all.” Ditriehatein in, “The Matinee Horo THAT's WHAT 1 sa\p — ! put Joe! & ED FOR? >? Sars | — Jat the Vanderbiit ‘Theatre Monday.| | _ 4 ims tenn + {| NOW —Now — YOU HEADED FoR? ME iN “TO THE CANTEEN £ ' THEN HE UNDERSTOOD. Oct. 7. FIRED ~ TIED THE ———] TWeEY'S No BUT naan NOTHIN DON FRANK! Ada: Ames needed some soap with) Christine Norman will play one of | which to wash ber hair recengly, ao| the leading roles in “The Crowdost | she went to a shop kept by an talian | Hour” which the Selwyns have in who speaks but little English ehoarsa , is in | want some soup for my hair," she! Jobn T. Murray of “Maytime,” has | said. sold his automobile and will apply He showed he didn't quite under-| the money to the purchase of Liberty | CAN To Him ~ Gave ‘1M THE RAZ2!! ABouT (tT! e's GONNA SHOOT SOME! 1 GOTTA DRWE TH WIFE “THROUGH WORKIN Poo. WITH casey (N TO “TH! CANTEEN tt! ES es a aes aie 2 pi ERS we Me stand. Miav Amos had a bright idea, | bonds. | “Look! she said. Then she tappe? senenioe | her head. gs A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. | * "The man smiled and brought ber) Many a man who gives §5 to a war! tome soft soup, * charity acts as though he thinks the | news should be wired direct to we! A WHOLE SHOW FOR YOU President immediately Selwyn & Co. proprietors of “Trea for Three,” and the players in that FOOLISHMENT. greed to give ony per-| formance of comedy just as vffered at Maxine Elliott's Theatre| fo the person making the largest sin- cle subscription for Liberty bonds at ompany have ‘it ait!’ Hully Gee! ! * that theatre during the coming bond] FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. f ‘The scenery will be trans-| “Ob, Tessie, when will the alphabet ywhere within reason for| be shortened?” | ] this performance. If you'd like to! "I don’t know, Obadiah.” | ea for Three” served up in ‘When U and | are one." The Day's Good Stories SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK “Phoney Stuff!” TELEPHONE TESSIE THIS CRABBY NUT 1S 7 D ‘¢ y a! | iS NOS CUCM Um YAPT SOM Faw's TH PAONE Ret@evee: JAEVER HOP OUEATHAS | Oi Gita aNarrE Sueon tae HeneteN emt ! GOOD IDEA, Well, uh, it aeemed Jak dat imitated! | She Kteps MES’ AWD GSierBAG COE™ LOL BES ee GG, A RAO RECAIL RMBIR ING BTAR Boor- THE" Ceusiness Gor REMIPR LLOYD GBRORGE,| him. He took and blackened both of, | WIRES WORIKING LAN GUAGE-BECAUSE "TH" 2 BRIMGE CLUB'GIRLIES ” THEY Got THE WRONG } ISIN A RUSReuY eh SINE wieuieR= P speaking at u dinner, was ex-|mah eyes, and bit one of mah years OvER Time! AE CANT GET AIS 1 . . _NUMBER MIND Fe mai cl at ae plainine that while war was a|mighty nigh off, and split mah lip and (cours, oon PAIRTT IN A HURRY! ARE “ov DEEF! "i THINGS CRECEIVERE norrible thing, it | knocked two of mah teeth loose; and LEASE GIMME. WAT DONTCRA i . Ais0UT , a | Jeveloped na-|den he th'owed me down and stamped TH! CoRREcT THA | WOMEN! tions faster than) me in de stomach. Honest, boss, 1 TIME! any other one/never did git so sick of @ nigger in wii thing, He point-| mah life!"—Saturday Evening Post, ed out that war —_— - hes brought about A GREAT BORE, . cr é ; i : , more inventions, | E was a great bore, and was talk a ts 2) Chee S guats t i discoveries, and ine jon. Said he: , "Jones developed more poets and writers! than did peace, [1 has even extended 8a man * capable, honest, fear es9 and conscientious. He once saved you buy that for? Don't you know it| ; HILE waiting f rain is dangerous to give to # child of this| °* W waiting for @ train | i Yo private families ly ite! fram drowning’ three nights he bravely walked the Seen wold a solemariaced | old floor, but on the fourth, when he|™A™ a teks gemh tn ttnn, es I do, indeed, I'd do anything te y 4 ‘| see him elected.” | brought with him a bottle of soothing |"““nien ‘never let anybody know he (Cc ji | 4 syrup. " |saved you life."--Hartford Courant U, | a “Oh, James." exclaimed his wife) ether oy J Y 5 when she saw the label. “What did BUYING KNOWLEDGE C Cre) Qs | : He Must Smoke “Plug” Tobacco! ‘|| Nobody | || fend a Nobedy'te “Grindstone Beerge* | | He telts his wife yust where h-s been “ home from the city one age. : “Don't worry,” retorted her hus- ia Jones grew restless and look about for some- thing interest- ng. His eye fell upon a slot machine and he promptly in serted a penny. band, “Il am going to take it myself,” ~London Ideas, R <> f ¢ TOO NUMEROUS. | a DARKY employed as an office frail A boy in Kentucky came to work i ‘one morning with a face that lookeg as though it had been run} “1 have often through a meat grinder. Wondered,” he | “Henry,” demanded his surprised remarked employer, “what in the world has hap-| aloud, fn the manner of all truly pened to you?” oughtful men, “where the profit on| "Well, suh, bo: explained Henry, | ese machines"— “1 got into a little argument las’ night} Here he grasped the i with a wit’ another nigger, and one thing Jed| firm and masterful gri “Where the profit @ fairs"-—— So saying, he shook the machine I have often wondered,” he con tinued, giving it another vigorous shake, “where th ront—hi Shak e P ang the Then one of the porters came up, Cotton and Mixed Goods and told him that the machine was! out of order, and Jones ized at | | to another twei! 1 up and hit at him these af- 1 LANG \ ene ot