The evening world. Newspaper, September 3, 1918, Page 16

sepa a: f Dascternde an> wane I was FoRGwin® iM = \ LONE Wie sTkuntes You — nig wry, Boys . You Me I dp Must NT BB Forewe % ANGRY AT BACH Uae S was predicted here yester- day, the fact that Joe Kiaw, son of Mare Klaw, of Kiaw & Erlanger. hi arranged to put aiden as a producer, Night,” into A. H. Woods's Theatre, is being widely discussed in theatrical circles. Mr. Woods is a Shubert ally. Joe Kiaw was auditor for Kiaw & Erlanger until a few months ago, One day he went through the K. & bk. building telling everybody he was “out” His father was in the Far West at the time. Then it was that Joe Kiaw took up producing. A com- munication from sume one in close touch wiih him has reached (his col umn, It reads: “It is always painful to record fam- ily differences, but the fact is worth be perregee gd that young Joe Kiaw, son half of the justly celebrated K. &| & arm, trew nis mireatoversnesat-) THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY It Will B ; y when be signed @ contract with A. I: ill Be an Accident If It Happens Again! Woods for \be presentation of his trst uction 48 & anager ‘on bis own.’ he success of Mr. Klaw's «aiden Production, ‘Some Night,’ in Boston and elsewhere stirred the young man to we belief that the Vauderoilt hea tre, offered him by bis father's orm,’ was Do! a good choice, since it was available only for 4 fortnight betore Leo Ditrichstein would begin an en-| gagement there. ‘Therefore, to the! cbagrin of the elder siaw und in the! face of siern parental adjuration, he signed with @ rival bovking mauager for a rival house.” | “Bome Night” will open at the) Harris on ‘Tuesday, Bepi. 17. Inci- | dentally, young Joe Kiaw may be a! naughty son, but he's no slouch us 4| press agent, H HIP BREAKS A RECORD. “Bverything’ broke ali matinee records tor receipts at the iippo- drome yestercay. it drew $6,hu 4.2 The record unui yesterday was by Thanksgiving Day vs lust year, | when Ue receipts totailes $0,001.29, DIPPY DOODLEUMS. “Oh, mamma, do telephone wires fo all over the world?" “| presume they do, dear, since they pir need run from i gonted pole, ian pa Mamma ic such u witty lady. ; ut listen, my son—close your mouth. There is a fly in the room.” } JOE'S CAR “I will do eo willingly, mamma. We must balk that fly.” | “Good, my, little pet! Now run aod get mamma’ the croquet mallet; she, | wante to play tennis.” “Hush, mammy! Did you not bear | Jol! tects jusand times no, my child! | Wie OuKS HAVE ICE~ CREAM FOR DESSERT THEY ovens “6 “Tene You “BEFORE You Fin uP of CODMSH AND POTATOES ‘YES-BuT OH! , MY STARS-AINT WH FLOOR AAFUL SLIPPERY Dear? T THOUGHT Ir WAS ACCIDENTAL ! OH! “THEN Y'DOIN’ (T ON PURPOSE HUH? The Forcerrut BIRD....- Lime Prosiems For Bie THinkers No? WHATTA Y'suPPost. MWe. Has ON HER MIND Now? Ob, my boy, you are such @ puzzle tu WANTS A CHAUFFEUR f FOOL CHAUFFEUR DRAGGIN' ine. You have a { W | Ye Gops — “THINK oF fT M ME AROUND IN “THAT LIL" at is not strange, dearest one. se er has @ false set o' teeth.” FLIWER OF MINE. —!! ‘here! Just for that, darlin, , NOT IF ~---- - shall not go to the opera to: and hear Caruso act in the movias.” WELL BELIEVE ME ED — {AIN'T GONNA HAVE ANY OW ED! come Here. A SECOND, witt YA? Joe! Joe! “Here's a CHAUEFEUR ON THE PHONE IN ANSWER “To MY “Ap” — COME AND “TALK TO Him! \F rT MAKES A Jazz GUY pn SICK “To PLAY “DIE WACKT “THE CANARY.” AM RHINE’, HOW MANY “TIK “The Canary” 18 the name of the LIZZIES ARE REQUIRED “Td musical comed, in which Charnes Dil- yA 4 Hingham will present Julla Sanderson ; A\o y BE Exact > aud Joseph Cawthorne, HENRY BOOSTS HENRY. Bhelicy Hull induced bis brother Henry to see “Under Orders,” the “two-person” melodrama at the BI tinge, the other night. Shelley is half the show and Effie Shannon the other half, Henry has lately been | gathering fame through hig acting in| “The Man Who Came Back." Now the gun's loaded, let's shoot! After the third act of “Under Orders” @ man sitting next to Henry turned to him and asked: “Ig there a ‘better young actor in America than Shelley Hull?" “Just one,” replied Henry, TELEPAONE TESSIE IS CHARLIE'S A CON Irs 7 ~ = ; ‘ Ms SER sel DAISY 1S r P, WILLIE'S A ) 5 ‘is brother, Henry Hull. SoS: -SACRIFIC) i SERNER.v FST LTS AN AWFUL 7 NOw TAAT PAS GOTTA OAS2usH!} WHATS Aomer. N daw, you're ‘prejudice the BL ACRIFICING AE AAS GIVEN UP Sor KAROLD Bess WE CUT OUT SUNDAY AUTO WILLING SAVER, T CAN'T CONSERVING? Our Two Inca man. . 17 : SHOR Spe 2OME OF HIS CHow TomAtcen Oa SAVING ON F2IDES-HE'S UP IN THE wi! 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She says she never | was unkind and never told @ lie, nor | did she ask her mother for a second piece of pie. And when an older per- son smiled and complimented her, respectfully she'd bow and say: “I thank you, ma’ain” (or “sir"), One day our Grandma came to town to AINT SAVE GASOLINE PAND WRECKED EVERY * BONE IN Als By, E TE RYING To FIND sae NEw E LIQvorR ITHEIS THINNER or TAIQUOR: visit us a while. At dinner time I! bala: hy land, Minerva! “itrealt ng HES Mess atlock “Nee heed ead etld 7 TONAT BEtwine! Ob, father pass the ham!" | ie Gossip. ae If mest GRINDSTONE (¢ Charlotte Walker yesterday began her tour jn "Nancy Lee" at the Gar- rick Theatre, Philadelphia, | ybynn Cowan and Alex Sultivan ve written a song called “ @ Week in Paris.” CSS MF Mrs. Bert Frenob, known on the! # stage as Alice Eis, is the mother of a brand new eight-pound boy. George Namoli of The Three Syn-| copaters bas joined the army, His former associates, Klein and Lang, lave arranged 4 new act ‘| William Morris is planning to pre- sent “Potash & Perlmutter” in Fis: dish at 4 Broadway theatre. Bernard | | Bernstein will be Potash and Sam Mano Perlmutter, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. The Wellsville Eagle sa: th Picken's whiskers Manan ortrten ‘iis pipe Friday and burned to the sround. Ny " A . Nobody Send 2 Nobody te nnictame George He obeJs the Speed laws, eieerinuens. Yrace to her friend, Annabelle: "e fy Gacis Haut fetend._ Annabaiie: And Gi FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “What's the best Ay ne Way to teach a wirl ‘ ~ pus our left arm around onthe tal feat ante her even