The evening world. Newspaper, August 27, 1918, Page 14

ie Nada i AG Ti COMIC PAGE haiedadeel obo el de 27, 1018 i \AGAZ S Bobbie Is Starting Under a Heavy Handicap! foie FINALLY SAID You COULD sTAy, a $ z 2, on. IT S ALL RIGHT. AT FIRST SHE Saip “No” aur I CRIED AND— Does ste Know \ ( Ti comme te / ( DitneR 2 af 7 > MAYBE YouR Morr <DONT WANT ME WTS bs , soe TS YouR tous & { “Te DineR o, . ay —_ cee MAYGE SHE Don't WANT ME 76 STAY TS DINHER ‘ f OW SHE Kiow s You ‘RR Come & and Players By BIDE DUDLEY HE new Draft Law, extendin ‘_ the age limit to forty-five years, is going to make Davenile actors harder to find than geats in the subway. As matters stand now, it is well-nigh impos- @iie to get a man to play a char- ¥ @oter under twenty-five years of age ui nd over twenty, Usually it has been necessary to give the role to an actor over thirty-one, but the exten- gion of the draft limit will put many Of these “older juveniles” in the ser vice, The managers think they may be able to find married men young emoveh to play those roles. However, the handsome young juvenile in the Play usually is expected to fascinate the girls in the audience, and it's @wfully hard for a married man to do it Every married man, on the stage @F not, will realize the truth of this matement \ Nea A at t 3 ‘ — lee t wa 4.00. Broning Wart) LITTLE FAMILY Camrtdht, A8TE Preas Panin THE BIG sae office,’ she said. “He was complain- i ing that he needed more salary. 1 iq advised him to go to the beaclwand . ia Me arcund in his bathing suit.” . ; ym ae) ¢ “Why?” we askg | * “ < “Don't you see?” replied Miss Ken- yon. “Then the sun would give bim the rays.” OH, LADY, LADY! ee ~~ VES Boss- P 7 0 ‘ Doris Kenyon, film star, was in a h WELL ) cioweser oun o, } bari ALWAYS DAWGONIT !' DEED Jocular mood when we met her on ph ‘ie ry Bel N KNOCKED FoR AN' ID Like 4 Fitth Avenue Voor B \ MAY = WITH A CHAI a GOAL WHY TH" BUT I CANT “1 just tan across a young man ac- UP AGAIN: / P SAM HILL DONT AFFORD A quaintance who works in a broker's See 7 ] YoU KEEP OUTA ks Divorce”! BAD Company 2 SHE KNEW HIM. | About this time of year, when A. H. Woods has several openings coming, he likes to sit in ¢he lobby of “l- tinge Theatre friends as th the time he the FE ith his ‘Then is © to be both- people. Yes- ttle girl of about red the theatre and con- en fronted him. “Pardon me,” she said, “but I want to seo Mr. Woods.” “I'm sorry, Miss,” replied the man-| ager with a smile, “but Mr. Woods has gone to his country place at Bingo-on-the-Sound.”” | “Well, if I come in‘n tt Friday afternoon may I see bim? | “Oh, to be sure!” Tie HUSBAND WHO Goes SHOPPING WITH WIFIE. Litre Prosiems For, Bie THINKERS No.3. “Indeed you can.” “Thank you, Mr. Woods!" she sald. | And with a sweet smile she left. Yea! aN’ TALy apour Hits! JUST IRONED ‘EM OUT tt ED- “Tat LIL OLD CaR O' MINE WAS A WONDER ON CYR Tour! ere. aids JOE! on Joe! Wares BY WAY OF DIVERSION. When balmy winds are blowing | “Can I depend on that?” and tho flowers scent the air; when iW birds are flitting gayly an e 8 ng. | ing evrywhere, 1m glad that sum- . mer’s with ua, but It brings one grat- : ing gnote. Again appears the wild- chump—the man who rocks the soe! PLEASE COME HERE MY MARKETING AND T Had A LITTLE “TRE “ROUBLE ~ | |SHE A minute! CANT GET THE CAR BUT THE ENGINE STooD UP NEVER GIMME A BIT OF LIKE A”MAJoR"— GREAT! “TROUBLE, “TH'whote Tee! ~~" | | say “aes” To HER AN’ SHE'S orr- ‘eee debris WARE VALUED AT .Q00 =: eS rerex TREE eeeeeeeEeEEeEeEeEeEEeEeEeEeEee——eeEeeEeEeEeeeeee eee oat. On lake and ver here and there and, also, on the sea, he makes the nervoys women scream, then jaughs in fiendish glee. Hix brain—if brain jt may be oalled--would fit well in a goat. He hasn't got @ lick of sense, this man who rocks the boat. In Washington they're passing laws) to keep food prices down, to save the coal and other things in country and im town. Another evil's with us now, Let Congress grab its throat, It's time to pass a law to check the fool who rocks the boat | TO START ON “BEN HUR.” EKlaw & Erlanger Will put * Hur” into rehearsal on Sept. 2 will be about 400 persons conne ii with this organization. The | tion is to open at the Lexington ‘The- | ft atre Sept. 20 for an engagement of g @ few weeks. How MUCH IS “THIS ONE worth ? Se ee ee eee ~! ne eet Ti a yee Gn a" eer Hay tle ates Scent GRINDSTONE GEORGE Vey Sw ewe wom |p| a ia Was Opened !! onal | se Sond » Sper’ to Grindstone ,Gemge WILLIE ADVISES HOP. When Willie Collier saw De Woilt Hopper doing his stunt of letting an elephant kneel over him in "By ory. thing” at the Hippodrome he wrote hig friend a note, “Dear Hop.” Boost your sale Manager Dillin said, “don't tr to with that show. If in should ever tg ure you a luxury, one vord from him to that nt W 1 cut u off | the salar for good | GOSSIP. “The Woman on tue Index" will at Stamford to-night. It will gome to the Forty-eighth Street ‘Miea- tre Thursday. | bons, war correspondent, ecture under the Selwyn } begin Sunday nigh: Hill's Minstrels to Lon @ome time before Christmas, Mrs. Anna Ade of Columbus, Ohio, fg in New York to see her daughter h in the cast of Three § jlmees. \ 7 “ ” ! The Cop Lost by a Nose! DEFINING POLITICS, POLITICIAN who ts a great { 4 ihe Sirand bas ’ we ~®, walker was out enjoying his f America, drawir our 5 2 THE COP:~ favorite recreation, says Vicq ~~ i in America, drawing your OKA Tris! President Marshall, After going “& anguage of your ae : few miles he sat down to rest. } mopar te ea GHED i * LEMME “Want a lift ci asked @ good i A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY sO WOPEN ‘AT natured farmer driving that way. Up in Saratoga there is a Grubb's [RW r ar a UP, AN' GET “Thank you,” responded the politi- ie lee MOS Tig TRAGETIC , COMEDY, . ‘ci avail caved 0) ouar aad p TRE COP ¢ 0: ” } FOOLISHMENT : ce WAROLOE VOID The two rode on ip silence for « q HE COOK FAY HARSH wh Presently the farmer asked: B Gi ere iach f ‘Professional man?” And er ry soap the roster goes “Yes,” answered the politician, why FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. waa thinking of @ bill he had pending "It's better to give than to recetve.”" before the House, “Yes, especially advice.” After another long pause, the farmer wi Bd observed a TO VICTORY THROUGH ODDS. “You ain't @ lawyer, or you'd be as OME idea of the tremendous ditt talkin’; you ain't a doctor, ‘cause you 3 S s our Revolutionary fore ain't got a bag, and you ain't a r fathers had to contend against preacher, from the looks of you, sf n the fact that What is your profession?” 4 ; et “Lam a politivan,” was the reply, ware rig erg 8. The farmer gave a snort of diagu/, so estimate of no less ab authority than “Politics ain't no profession; poli- } | dot, 0m. } tics Is a business,” said he-—The Ar- gonau \