The evening world. Newspaper, August 23, 1918, Page 9

\ FRIDAY, AUGUST 23, 1918 | Barve This Dream Guide | With Your Welsh Rarebit And You'll Wake Up Wiser If You Dream of Prunes, or the Moon, or Turnips, Don’t Rest Until You Know What It Portends, for if Its Prophecy Came True and You Didn’t Know It, Think What You’d Have Missed! J supposing, Mable, you went to the St. Vitus Roof one night with your gentleman friend, who'd knocked down a million er so manu- facturing nosebags for army mules or some such munitions, and he set himself back about thirty smacks on the supper. You had a lobster with a little cucumber salad on the side, peaches Melba, a Charlotte Russe with a stand-up collar and a Mamie Taylor. Then that night you 4 dream—oh, Mable, what a dream! You were in one of Mr. Shonts’s H——L subway trains, and when you | off at the Haitch to cross over to the Seventh Avenue cars you met a tailed dinosaurus with a gent’s cuff on his off hind ankle, a ukelele | banging by a dog chain about his neck and in his large and ravening| Mouth a blueburner kerosene stove which smoked and burned the flap: @ecks on the covers. Supposing all this happened, what would you do, dearie? Why, buy Catherine Taylor Craig's book on the anatomy of dreams, fara to page 245, run your finger down the alphabetical Uist of popular @ream subjects and read this: “Dinosaurus (see reptile)—To dream i & dinosaurus denotes that your soon will receive a bad fal! @nd sprain his duodenum, Also, your Aunt Bella will die soon and leave you er grandfather's clock and a spin- Bing wheel that came over in the Mayflower.” 80, there you are—perfectly simple! Not since old Josephus C. Artemt- Porus, who was the grandfather of ail G@ream guessers, was a little boy have fhe plans and specifications of this @ream business been so thoroughly @et out as in this valuable work of Katherine Taylor Craig. The author fakes dreams apart and sees what makes them go round; she strips them @f all their occult features and makes them gentle playmates to have in the bedroom. if one has a nightmare he @an get the pedigree and past per- formances of the beast and know how fo back him way across the board Gast by skimming through the lady's 880 pases of dope book For instance: If you dream of an @ndertaker you can be sure of an im- Pending wedding in the family, Just hat the connection is may not be Spparent; but Katherine Taylor Craig @ays so and she knows. exalted creature, nor has it sign'fi- cance above that of hash or of Irish stew. But translate this domestic fruit to the realm of the occult and it means something. To quote the au. thor: “Prunes—A dream denoting health and joy: dried, foretell vexations.” Now who but a scientist could hive worked that out? Dried prunes— vexations; just like that, The moon appears to be the high ace in all the dream pack, for it holds more interpretations than any of the thousand and more dream sub- Jects listed. Listen: “A brilliant moon prognosticates: to a wife, love and good health; to @ husband, increase in wealth. New moon: Advancement in business; waning, death of a great man; a halo round the moon denotes pardon and deliverance through a female; a red moon, voyages, pilgrimages; dull moon, death or illness to wife, sister or female relative; perilous journey- ings, especially by sea; brain fever, eye trouble. An obscure moon be- coming bright, profit to a woman, Joy toa man. From clearness to ob- Dream about turnips—if your sub- | Urity, loss, sadness, misfortune to wonscious has that vulgar ten-|™¢m and women, Two moons denote | @ency—and your sweetheart will be| imcrease in rank and dignity; when a faithful. dere asain, Pro Bono Pub. | beautiful woman dreams of the moon HES ies tb aa WHY; ALA | nt] the dream foretells high standing, iis vielda ho\-anawer dream | “nity and admiration, To thieves, @bout stockings means distress ard | MUTderers, &c., it denotes justice; to trouble kings with holes in them | invalids, danger of death or ship- ery with brazen tongue, “Guard your| “feck. For @ young girl or widow to dream of a full, dazzling moon, the prognostication is marriage; to a mar- ried woman, the birth of a beautiful daughter; to a man the birth of a eonduct This is a pretty ticklish business, this night wandering of your twin eclf, One cannot be too careful in| the choice of the phan-tas-ma-go-ria | #0". A bappy dream to jewellers, one keeps. Take the dream prune, for | 8°!dsmiths, &c axncipie | ‘Thre rousing cheers tor the moon, A prune in everyday is not an say we. War-Time Wages for Women 12,000,000 Women in the U. S. To-Day Are Wage-Earners ‘in Occupations Pursued Almost Wholly by Men Before the War— What Their Pay-Envelopes Yield Is Shown Below POLICEWOMAN, 8100 per month. CHAUFFEUSE 875-8110 per mo Himmel upd Blitzen! Dex var ia close to der end.” s [idlandht odin Centaend Hibiele hance ae rae se Bd iced eh ® Pre N 2. (OV) When the War Is Over INSTEAD OF “SCRAPPING” THE IMPLEMENTS OF BATTLE, WHY NOT MAKE US| OF THEM IN THE WAYS ARTIST JOHNSTONE HERE SUGGESTS? IN ei \ y by PERISCOPES WH TO. SEE HER HUSBAN BREAKFAST . t tal ev th TAMOUFLAGE CAN BE USED AFTER THE WAR ON YouR NEIGHBOR'S SPITE FENCE So tr ou in m hi lke la Ki Gi wi Fae 3), at a STEEL TRENCH world of make-believe, and it's called “Lampland.” years ago, but evidently it escaped the Hippodrome, agine, living figures gave support to stately globes and then, like swiftly- changing rays of light, glided into the dance, were date than the Consolidated Gas Com- pany proceeded (o cast an Edisonian spell neath danced jeracetul Lubovska gave an Egyptian touch to} the scene, he ‘figured at the Hippodrome were for- ott tor, has turned a simple fdea into on artistic triumph. lotte and her ice-skating companions, there was j hibition of roller-skating by the Nel- ‘sons, Maud Mallia, the Elrey Sisters, en Reynolds, and Steele and Winslow. that served to make “Everything” a eo WN wi FRIDAY, AUGUST 23, 1918 THE NEW PLAYSo Hippodrome’s “Everything” A Gargantuan Spectacle BY CHARLES DARNTON BVER mind these lightless nights, for the lamp is burning at the Hippodrome in the most beautiful ballet since the Dance of Hours, from “La Giaconda,” was given there in the days when Fred ompson stood around with his hands in his pockets to keep us from seeing the big job he had on them. In short, here's anew 1 ————— | thing glorifie@; the ‘Toy Factory” produced new. wonders; Bert Levy drew pictures; Belle Story sang pleaa- ingly; "Bluch,” the clown, was very ood | eve eve ery one until it got Into “Evory-| Siotanevikt if cgomentare om “toe ing.” and dazgied us last night st] E got there with pushcart As you may lin. | bell ringers; Houdini squirmed out of @ straitjacket in mid-air, and alte gether “Everything” proved to be an amusement feast for everybody. ago “Bijou of the Benefits” Broadway's Official Be- Programme Seller. the ba “A ND now that we have the show arranged,” says tho director of the benefit per- formance for some Broad- slated way theatre “what about the sale of the pro- grammes’ “Oh, Bijou will look after that par somebody replies And Bijou doe For fifteen years Bijou Fernandex has served Chairman of com- mittees on the sale of programmes at New York bene- fits, She has made the work her hobby and no charity affair given in the Broadway district Is complete with- out her presence behind the pro- gramme table, Miss Fernandez, formerly an ao- tress, now a representative of stage Anybody might have ken the idea from a shop- window Snatches of old ballet music mingled with new strains by pusa, and vestal virgins more up-to- over the huge audience, shade-like costumes of ipping maidens, one lamp seemed to itshing another until the stage was a blaze of glory. Nellie Breen charmingly in the French anner; Gerda Gulda brought with & suggestion of the sunshine of ne; the four Amaranths were both and acrobatic; Desiree and others light of foot ept the stage in a whirl Even the gorgeous ballets in which incomparable Pavlowa once | n in the dainty charm of “Lamp. Mr. Burnside, the stage direc- nd. Ry way of a change from Char- an equally amazing ex- ‘arl Reynolds, Nellie Donegan, Hel- The third and last atriking feature jargantuan spectacle was “The Hall aes f of History.” After noted personages| people, knows every pretty girl in LL PERMIT A WIFE “ap |nad been represented, the Hippo-}the profession. It is a simple matter DAT ity Ai El arome girls spread thelr capes and|for her to call a score of them to- $3 Bitty 4 i formed themselves into the flags of| gether to sell programmes at a bene- the Allies, not forgetting the good|fit, They are always glad to serve sid Red Cross, Needless to say, ttlunder her leadership, and invariably ‘was the ar Spangled Banner"|she adds a substantial sum to the girls who roused the greatest ap-| show's receipts. plause, For once the only tank used| |"! have kept count of the benefits at which I have handled pre- ‘as one that went over the top In ®) grammes," he said recently, “and irring battle scene, the number is 642. My girls have av- ‘This Hippodrome show ts even big-|eraged 1,600 sales a performanoe, 4 king the estimated total under my ger than De Wolf Hopper, who|™mal f ony HATS CAN RE [sprung one of the surprises of the | fUPrry' yrypewatl ee aan eee UTILIZED FoR ” ’] | night a#an elephant trainer, He per-| “tndoubtedly you are the champion programme seller of the POACHING EGGS ltormed all the regulation stunts, such | benefit w m fo y Totes MTANKS. Witt BB“ aay HANDY FoR Cty OF |! MOTORISTS as lying down and giving an over- | icance! his contract; rising to heights| nandex gayly. on a swaying trunk; ac way world,” was suggested. “T guess [ am,” replied Mise Fer- “But I love the work. Before I ie I'm going to make the total turned over to charity by me Pee the sale of programmes 000." right beast every opportunity to as floor anager of & grand marca, and so rth. And he seemed to like it! By of compensation, Mr. Hopper ed to te a patriotic parody on sey at the Hat.” hi "The Country Circus was the real in black with the iron gray hair. Billhelm BY ARTHUR Round Four Jaht, 1918, by The Prose Publishing Co, (The New York Brening World.) left the Cheeser und the Kink Karl tangled up in a blizzard of war maps. The Cheeser was trying to figure why he couldn't get indigestion from eating a meal in Paris. Gen Fritz von Gallup, the eminent und stylish retreating specialist, was demonstrating to the Cheeser that you can’t tell the depth of the well by the length of the pump handle. ‘Three of the Cheeser’s sons, the Clown Prince, Addlehead and Jokem, were playing pinochle for Iron Crosses, and Addlehead and Jokem had just spotfed the Clown Prince dealing ‘em off the bottom of the deck. ‘The Cheeser und Kink Kar! were buzzing one another for having gummed the war. Billhelm claims that Karl should have allowed the Italians to chase him into the Arctic Ocean, where the cold water would give the warm blooded olive experts a lot of chilblains, Nobody can battle with chilblains on their insteps, and Karl could have thea flatfooted into Venice amid a fanfare of garlic flavored Austrian bugles, In rebuttal, Kink Karl chirped that Billhelm was responsible for the awful dish of spaghetti into which the war had tangled |tself, If Billhelm bad only tried to reach some other city except Paris, the Mitteleuropeans would now be on velvet instead of having blisters on their ears from dodging bullets, The Kaiser is so excited that he is wearing his Sunday medals on Tuesday. Stalling around, so that his withered arm wouldn't register on the camera, Billhelm squawked “Blittzenhamburgerung! Zowie! Dummkopf! Fattheaderung! Numbskull! Karl, you vill never get corns on der skull from thinking too hard. If der Ausdrian Army had been strategic in der retreading department the var vould be over like der last year’s bird nest.” “Billhelm—dot {s, Your Highness, der iss a bird in last year's bird nest. Und I think dot bird iss an eagle.” “Ach! Der vouldn't be no nest in der var for der eagle to get in iff der Ausdrians hadn't foozled the dumbgozzled vorks. Ve vas Win ning der var easy like der bad actor vins the rotten egg vhen kafloory! The election goes Democratics.” “Your Machesty, der Ausdrians do der best vot iss possible vith der vorst. Der Berlin'takes der bread und gifes the Vienna der label Der Bithelm drinks der champagne und giffs der Karl der check, Ve go fifty-fifty on der var, Vot do ve vant with der var? Der Ausdrians vant to live in peace like der hermit in der subway at Grand Cendral Station.” “Hummswogglegafiooey! You reproach der Cheeser, who |s All Highest und higher den der rainbow vot sparkles In der sky like der installment jewelry before dey takes it ouwid from the vindow? Ach! \ Mitt Karl BUG, ee - BAER. “Vm afraid it iss der wrong end, your Mache “Ach! Jazzbokersapp! ‘ If der Yanks vould stop fighting der var vould be over like der busted bee hive. “Der busted hive mitt bees makes der lot of trouble, All Highest Maybe ain't tt better not to bust der bee hive?” | “You talk like der guy vot puts der dried herrings back mitt der | ocean. Vonce a dried herring alvays a dried herring. Putting mitt | der vater back stops the trouble not.’ “Vell, 1am sick mitt der var like der kid is sick mitt der measies | | Der All Highest can haff my share uff the var to share among his six | | \ ons vot lead all the parades und all der retreads. Dey ts first in der parade und Yast in der baddle.” “Ach! By der vart on der chin uff Fritz der Great! Ain't ve both in der same boat? Yes, no?” Hy Ve iss in der same boat, Your Machesty. Both der German mitt der Ausdr Bud der Ausdrian iss der guy vot pulls der oars. Der mitt der awning under.” , Who starded this var mitt the first places? Didn't der Aus drian Grandduke get shooted mitt der pistol by der Serbian?” he Iss it der disgrace to get shooted mitt der pistol? Der ix sons der only vons vot think so. Dey couldn't get shooted mitt der pistol because der bullet can't look up der address in der telephone |, book Dunder und Blittzen twice mitt der same plac You question Jor All Highest vott is higher den der price uf vine on der Palm |... Reach hotel bill? Don't T look like der Napoleon in der picture book?" ’ Ches, Your Machesty. Der boots is shiny like der Napoleum “Aind tt dot der All Higbest resembles der statoo uff der Thinker |, »y der Rodin?" | “Ches, Your Machesty, der resambulance Iss startling Wspectally | by der marble head mitt the statoo.” Bright Lines From New Plays “A VERY GOOD YOUNG MAN.” ‘ IN’T you @ turrible goll to toin on your own grandma and A tell your mother she drove your father into the Knights of Columbus.” “If you don’t like the way I'm actin’, say so, and I'll go right back to nicago and put on a sister act with my mother.” “lm not ashamed of the past” (puzzled). “Didn't we meet on a very dark night?” And tho’ be may be a little—youse know—I have never saw booze carried gentiemaniier,” Kind hearts {s more than cornets—and youse have a heart that ts gecr than a whole brass band.” “Is \t not strange how trouble makes you take up with most any one?” Why shouldn't he kiss her? It's his own face,. Leave him do what likes with it.” It only shows that you can’t never expect no pleasure from undes- Never get friendly with them until you have to. | say there's something wrong with a fellow that gets a medal for yood conduct.” A lady can always thank a gentleman for bein’ polite, whether or no m and she is acquainted or not.” “To-morrow {8 to. be espectally gala, with both vocal musie and other- “I thank you, Karl. Mebbe I vill lend you der retreading Cheneral | “'** ms ee Be ia rks ge AUAAUADE, AAT roe tread Ine ss x San “1 would trust no man till I seen him with a lily on his chest.” Ms Ages a crane i VAL TAGS 00) Anns ap toieeeer aed Grandpa broke out late in life and kissed the lady across the aire ae ang Hus hl se ul aatnene i Se CRs vene ok “alse | spaft, And old Mr, Green's taken to drink something terrible, They wore ne 2 os na ma elt 4 ne Be rte Ane " der G SHAG ae both good young mea, But Mr. Mandelharper, who was a bartender and fet with bis nose, Der unaratetul’ acoundarsl bites der foat yor kicks | prisecabier and very. wild: they Gay, settled: heaaGsilly ond dled mage em, Der Kaiser igs der All Highest like der ace in der deck uff curds, | resretted Ve vill vin der var, Und {ff ve can't vin the var ve vill pour der sour dish vater into der soup und spoil it. Keep der heart Inside der vest, Kar). Und don’t open der face und step on dey chin, Let der All |! Highest do the speechtalking. Remember der Cheeser iss der All | Powerful und Gott is mitt uns, If der vorst comes to der vorst ve can always hock der meda’ In der mean time, tell der Ausdrian to | make der bread ouwid off der sawdust mitt der lumber,” “Second cousins was made for trouble, Neither a relation or a friend, ask youse, what are they? Remombor the beaut!fa! clock Mre Monio gave Daisy Krink! sd on x: engagement souvenir? It stood that high—of solid gilt—with a ee of John i 4 ¥ :