The evening world. Newspaper, August 20, 1918, Page 16

COMIC PAGE Tuesday, August 20, 1918 | The Only “Satisfaction” Was to “Twin’s” Curiosity —] or, I Tost LITTLE MARY MIX-UP and Players 4 eta on WHERE ‘S “The FELLAH THaT er WHERE, 'S The FeLead THAT Arr Bosare — WHERE E : is i s WONDE Ho By BIDE DUDLEY trmomcens 'S We . WHERE, 2 DERED wi 1ae FORGIE TAYLOR wan the son ~ Z of an actor. One day whilr ; at play he fell and tore his ¢ ie users. He hurried home and found Bis mother, who was once a famou thorus beauty. “Mother,” he said, “I have ripped MY stocking. Please sew it up.” His mother procured a needle and began to mend Georgie's sieeve. Just then there was @ knock at “1 really must answer that knock,” said Mrs. Taylor. Bhe did so and when she returned Phe discovered Georgie had ripped all the stitches out of the torn coat. It Brovoked her greatly “Georgie,” she said, “why did you Pull the threads out of your glove?” Mrs, Taylor was a patient woman Ge got some more thread and began te sew up the rip in Georgie’s hand- " 4 . “ , Kerehiet. Again there was arap at’ = THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY She D “I ay E sey the door. Careful woman that shi e Doesn’t Leave Luke Even a Wish! Was, she stopped sewing and an- © door. —R -m — BRINKER PE — @wored the knock. When she re- [7 HMM! AN his * “Mother,” he called, “I left tt in the 4 —~_—— window! You SAID ITt Reh A tose.” A WERY MYITH Town 16) "Mrs, Taylor went to the closet and “ | { é, f law q ATTRACTIVE f FULLA STRANGERS! feund the overcoat there with the up f 2 J ’ LO dim Mth Betcha bf Wit. Sho started to sew it up again vy wipow ! YES ove PAL! as ae BUt the leather was too tough for hir - f 4 INDEEDY ¢ oe , Recdle. So she sent the boot to thi ‘y . ps : i ®e) | shoemaker and then whispered some t J thing to her husband "Is that so?" he replied “What she told him was the name of j the person who was knocking at the i door, but the fact timt she whispered ft kept it from leaking out | HUBBELL KEEPING BUSY. Raymond Hubbel! is a busy com poser these days. Ho is writing music % for two productions. Harry 8. Smith is furnishing the book and lyrics for one and Henry Blossom for the other } MISS PALMER IN IT. { Minnic Palmer of “My Sweetheart { fame is returning to the stage in i Smith & Golden's production of | OE'S C . if dghtain’.” which will begin an en. | JOE'S CAR The Censor Has Deleted Joe’s Closing Remarks! } gagement at the Gaiety Theatre next | - id jonday. | ELLE Nel ; ‘eluate ; a —— WELL~ weer L i A GOOD Cast. ———-—_. WWE Had TROUBLE ENOUGH ARE You i Yee Baker, last secn in New York LOOK BLANCHE! SEE “Harr v Mey NOT HIT US “THOUGH-| WITHOUT HANI’ Te PUT “THE. u LOOKING } in “Service,” been engaged by! e—? \ ' George Broadhurst for “The Woman CLOUD NER “THERE (TS GOIN AHEAD OF US. QURTAINS UP IN A STORM Bia “THINKERS No. 1 oa the Index,” whieh will ren at Others in the cast are. Julla ‘Dean, | \F A MILLION MEN CAN RUN Amy Richard, Alison Skipworth, BACKWARDS SIX MILES IN A DAaY— HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE BILL HOHENZOLLERN “6 MOTOR “TO nie Blair, Camilla Dalberg, lonergan, George Probert, Ringham, Henry Miller jr. Hadfield and George Le Soir. | i } i tin | | | PHILIPP CHANGES POLICY. Adolph Philipp has decided to pre-| sent American plays in English at his Yorkville Theatr mext month. Ville sas dev tions, The fi Stamford on Sept. 6 1t is booked for We Comed i. The Sunday night cc Winter Garden will be L Joe Barrett, Qrmer advance a ris at the med Sept ‘ will be “Te the M sf by Adolf Philipp and Edward A } Paulton, $ {| WE TRADE GRINS. 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