The evening world. Newspaper, August 17, 1918, Page 7

} SATURDAY, AUGUST 17, 1918 ; : \ SATURDAY, AUGUST 17, 1918 * Romance Waits in France ri Men Who Frocks for Late Summer. Days A Little Education | THERE ARE STILL PLENTY OF OCCASIONS IN PROSPECT, BEFORE THE COOL FALL DAYS ‘ Story of How One American Sailor Had Wooed and ; ee Saar BBA ES By Richard Roberts. Won Pretty French Girl in Seven Days, Told by COME, hive THESE LIGHT DRESSES WILL BE BOTH COMFORTABLE AND APPROPRIATE I The Story of a Transplanted Eskimo Who Proved Elaine Sterne in Her Book ‘‘Over the Seas for N | in Practice the Theory of “a Little Education” Uncle Sam,” Proves Cupid Just as Bugyas the * : ee im | Being ‘‘a Dangerous Thing.” God of War! ‘ Heed pres ft ‘ ‘ 4 } i , Copyright. 1918, by The Pree Publishing Co. (The New York Brening Wort) By Marguerite Mooers Marshall i R IGHT offhand you wouldn't say romance could be found in « mu an TAR is an American clear through to his backbone!l* ¥ of Maori gentlemen with motherof-peart inlays in the eyes; stuffed soum. Reconstructed dinosaurt, yes; interesting mummitied heads ‘That ts the inspiring text of the war book which everybody bs fs * Liat tarantulas and speara from Polynesia; all these instructive objects, but with a boy in the navy will want to read—Elaine Sterne’s book, f wht ne) — eT “Over the Seas for Uncle Sam.” he story magagines, “Some one here calied me a China- Miss Sterne, as a First Lieuten- Wrong again, Percival, Listen | man,” said the stranger with a mani ant of tho Girls’ tional Honor The big structure that houses @ lib. | fest effort, “lam not a Chinaman (uard, has taken for her war service jam an educated Eskimo—too dam'd the arrangement of entertainment | ede My name ts Oo-queah. 1 programmes for invalided men of the am trying to get drunk because [ am United States Navy. Just now she ts lonely, There is not another Kakime putting on a weekly “show” for the south of Baffin's Land, Have « boys in the big naval hospital some- drink"? ie where in Brooklyn, Flitting about “Good night fr the Chink!” quoth through the wards, slender, dark- lone of the rude longshoremen at the eyed, pretty Miss Sterne has chatted |bar when he saw tho supposed Ori- : Je ke his with ensigns, chief gunners, hospital jentat ta apprentices, seamen, buglers, even a Cedrio and = Ferdinand, “They'll an. commander or two, and from each Meer lucas Cie ceveneey and ee one has obtained a true story of fas- replete with sorrow for Oo-queah, the cinating interest and modest heroism. educated Kekimo. it is these yarns of the men of the For, after listening to Oo-queah's sea in wartime which—just as told |simple story of a misguided benefac by the men themselves—comprise F f \ 1 tor in the person of a whaling cap- Miss Sterne’a book and give the rad i : t ° : , -, ) |tain who had taken @ fat Dekimo lad } reader a peep at naval bistory in . 2 ’ a a | \from his natural environment of ice j { the making and ignorance and pushed him : not-#ay youth Perhaps the most delightful story |through an education hopper in # of the lot is the last one, told by far off land of strangers, the three Warrant Carpenter Hoyt and named Bohemian loafers opened up on “The Flewer of France.” It is @ Qo-queah—the latter paying for the Franco-American romance—of which \drinks meanwhile there are bound to be many im the ? f i ; |e eee ve cit SE if hice el al abe ; Fj 4 j ns 4 | race?" Cedria gently insinuated. “It > | : 2 Datel | never has occurred to you that the F 1 Young Hoyt was one of the first Americans to go across, and managed to be in Paris on July 4 last summer when Pershing spoke at the tomb of Lafayette, With the crowd he drifted o the mallway station, the Gare de Lyons. A handsome young artillery officer rushed toward him with rap- turons greeting—simply because the naval man was an American, Then the Frenchinan's slater arrived, *sangele,’ he said, ‘this gentleman is a great officer of the American Navy. ell him how glad you are to) welcome him to France.’ | “At that she whirled, and since hen I have never been able to seen red poppy without thinking of her,” sonfesses young Hoyt. “Her brother broke in to explain that she had lost | her young husband at the Battle of | the Marne, and he ended up by an- | nouncing to her that I was going to spend the rest of my Mberty as thelr | puest.” fo he and Angele and Louts piled | | grasping white race is exploiting your | people shameleasly—I mean, of course, ; | the conaciencelens capitalist ‘his never had oocurred toOo-queab | and he admitted as much, | “You never have been to the muse- | um," Ferdinand munmured solicitous- liy, “and seen—ah—the brutal displ | of your people's intimate family treas % i 2 | ures and all that?” _ oe perenne . 4 — fie : i 4 a by ’ | So, untl the night dartender put j M them out, the three demi-tasse radi- cals of Greenwich Village regaled themselves by planting dynamite in the mind of the only Eskimo south of ' uve Bead embroidery on crepe georgette makes a charming frock for an afternoon, and it may result in a gown of sharp color contrasts or in one whose color harmonies are very close. f 2. Acharming frock for an In- dian summer afternoon is this ono of white voile with its side panels of Malines lace, Preres By 2on: Freon Billhelm und Karl ‘ ' Peace Conference of the Two Kaisers Develops Into a Monologue, With the into a cab and hurried to the charm developed in black satin with a dee} Py : SET Fi ° . ® saglelgiae aN ata ede alge ee (hecaartia’muatertal i herd Billhelm Kaiser Doing the Spieling—His Mighty Highness Wants to Make Germain, At the feasting which fol- ee ae the Law of Gravitation a Scrap of Paper Because German Aviators Fall lowed, first the “Marseillaise" and Baffin's Land, plotting the theorem, one might say, that a little education’ is @ dangerous thing—for an Eskimo. | Qo-queah remembered Little of the leventa of the last night except that he ought to visit the museum for some reason or other, So he visited It | The skeleton of the giant narwhal stretched along its raised platfor | ike the framework of @ abip, was the ‘inet wign of home for the wandering =; Eskimo, He'd seen narwhals’ akel tons before. Then, just beyond, was | the group of walrus hulls, rearing head up from @ simulated ice foe. ‘There are few evenings evel in summer when some sort of a light wrap is not a necessity. This ones is} ry on fil imesh net and ecru lace makes this attractive frock for Miladi’s midsuin- di ac apace: Bancest | Tee Tne Rane: Tete So Easily in the Air and Stop So Suddenty on the Ground—There’s Qo-quoah almost shouted for joy in hen “The Lyaigrd prepare her first. Oh, but this 4s of i —iecceecareceresoceemrer eens | Onn ee a eine Tie Te were #ung, and tonsts to Joffre and). great happiness to me.’ Nobody Home Under the Iron Hat and All the World Is Foolish Between yal eduontion dose net wiaie & baeke|anrcues an arehway date a Poineaire were accompanied by toasts) «,tier @ jong silence, while my ° the Ears ROG foe tha cebata of hablo tala, through ap arehway inte a great to Wilson and Pershing. heart thumped against my ribs and ‘ ony ae | Rather it has Its beginning in Giu- Hea te fi leisy Pini a we ment six wondertuty tary "tit myait growing Bot and oo | By ARTHUR (“BUGS”) BAER. \neppt Atdrora'e entoes over oh Ghat aa Se There, before a snow ixloo close at ) Square, in the heart of Green-|his left hand, was a group of his own " ple-a man sharpening @ bone ar; a woman with a child in the Id of her “kooletah.” A wordless ery of welcome rose to Oo-queah’s | figure ehowing on the credit aide lips and he sprang over a low brass | Giuseppl’s ledger now that war reg-|rail. His arms flew about the shoul ulations have abolished free lunch| ders of the Hxkimo man standing und patrona do not get aomething for | there, Oo-queah looked into cold, dead n his hand days in the heart of summer,” recalls | ny turna, 1 Hoyt. “It was there that I came tO] the darkness: know the poppies which were 90 like! “Wome hen, my friend, and see Angele, 90 radiant, so graceful, 9°]\mat you can do to make thi ohild lwely.. My leave was not up for! change hor mind.’ edgeways, probably because German words haven't got any | tween der ears? Vhy didn’t you send der Ausdrian Army to help oleven days all told, and Louis had] +] pan toward him. I saw the flash | edgeways. They are all fat and round and guttural. us retreat from der Marne vhen I say so? ” ded me to stay on at the little|o¢ Angole’s white gown, but when I} The peace riot opened with Kaiser Billhelm perched on two thrones “Your Highness, der Ausdrian Army was busy mitt der retreat cottage after his return to duty. T|yeached her side Louls had gone. and his feet on another, Karl stood up like a Brooklyn bird on the in der Alps. Eveo der Houdint can't retreat twice in der same place did not neod much persuading. It!¢ne awaited me Somehow ehe| Strapborough. Since that last wallop, Dame Rumor has it that Karl mitt only vun pair of retreaters. You think ve got legs like der voice sounded through | Copyright, 1918. by The Press Publishing Company (The New York Evening World), mitt der Dardanelles und English. Der Sultan says dot von war at 4 HB dialogue between Kaiser Billhelm and Kaiser Karl turned out | der time 18 enough for der Sultan.” [wich Velen. tae an ertinary Mo! | to res to be @ fine young monologue. Karl couldn't get a word in Ach! Dunder und whoorulum! Is all der vorld foolish in be |j swine tompany and, a eeey hittie eyes nothing—unless they atart a disturb-/er of emotion in them. 9 lowe to his own | med as though I could never tear) jooked like the poppies at twilight prefers to stand up. After bowing eleven times, the Emperor claimed centipede | ance. lifted to touch a hard cheek cayeelt away from that tiny house /when their petals are folded.” exemption on the ground that his trousers were dependent on his royal “Karl, T ain't knowing tf yer has der legs like der centipede, bud | It was near closing time, The raion on savage to this ¢ xt om a land shaded by tall tre Six hours later all three were at/ guspenders for support. Karl isn't bowing very well these corrugated you certainly 1s got der head Ike der tack. Vhy don't you vollop der | ¥# #lulcing down through the dark {of yi¢9 A Natron 1h wks Dat ep Lape iei Ls nee “id ee the pall iting for gd ber tol days, as, owing to the scarcity of fats and oils, the hinge in his neck | Woptaltans into der Mediturranean Ocean und make a finish init itt | %tUsre making outdoors @ place SUs-| savage that saw in these cold, life. eft for the tronches the Frenchman |the Front. “Louis caught my hand hs . and the Amerioan sat together on &|and wrung it. Then he laid Angele’s | to susty, fas Highness, der Woptalians harvest der fall crop of sp® | roireat all the more attractive. Sit-|the white man, The dead had been Little bench under the treca. “Then|jn it, ‘She is all I have,’ he saldr| The Kalser spoker | ghett! und knock der Austrian Army for der goal in der ninth Inning.” (ting about the single table opposite brought down here for the eyes of h apoke of Angele,” Hoyt’s story woes |t iy fiting I leave her in the care | Karl, 1d griefs me in der spot where my heart ought to be to seo | Ach! Und der Clown Prince? Vot direction ts he running to |the bar were three near-Bohemians |TAWkIne thousands preserved: ae mem wanted him to know before|o¢ our beloved ally’ And he kissed | ot you ain't looking #0 goot. No, yest* day? Is8 he still shaking der French Army lke # mouse shakes |r the Village, whose credit why not| As he at i in bene ‘ne left how much I cared for her. Ilper and teased her about capturing | Veil, Billheim-——" j der cat? jnoavly ay long as their nerve. ‘They |Oo-aueah fell long skin was afraid he might be displeased; |on American in seven days.” | “Vot iss dis Billhelm stuff? How do you ged dot vay? You “Der Clown Prince has der four long distance telephone vires shot were discuawing Neophilism and ttn eyes or Frag ey ‘ : Ai) sons fut, instead, he pumped my hand| put there will be no marriage till} means Your Highness, don’t you?” oud from underneath him leading der last charge. He van so clone to | influence on the Vortlolats, The feot|thwarts. On the blades of the pade } with Joy. jafter th "We've got to finish | “A million apologies, Your Highness. 1 aln’d looking so goot der baddle dot be almost heard der Sig guns. He is der chip of der |of two hopelessly bourgeola long-|die, on the prow and stern of the iM ’ “"Mhis is Americ fashion,’ he | those y and thor-| (because der Austrian peeble ain't got any fats.” old blockhead.” | *Horemen were ow the bar rail. kyak" in blue paint was the picture of a spouting whale, | laughed, then he leaned over and | oughly, Hoyt concludes his “Vot, vid all der fatheads in Austria, you aln’d got no fats?” | “Ach! Jagzdammerrung und hoopwhatzzulum! Vhy does der ‘The door swung open and a dumpy, |" °yh raters own personal mark! ‘ finned my check, Mince you love «ita at Louis and Angele and) “No, Your Highness, der Austrians and der Chermans have derfine | Cholman aviator fall In der alr und stop 80 sudden on der ground like woppy Seure: blew io with the éraft| There (oo lay hia sather's WAleaheee ° French girl, you will have to get used |T ean sot sail for America, If that! pargnership lke der wolluf and der lambkins, Der Austrians eat at heR anonon. ig: dae Noah? 16 newcOMOr paid no heed either to| poon; the bone blu amp and the ' gesting refuge and Giuseppi's anug|les# fxures some devilish maglo of | ull marked | be spouting lon« |by the sign manua premen. | w or brother's greeting,’ he sai s not a reason for ending this wa : the three half-portion Bohe or meat tre to her brother's greeting,’ he said. | js not a reason nding this War) dor second table, Und der ts only vun table. After der Chermans ts r law of gravitation, All Highest.” ee ieee MAR. OF T told him Thad not spoken to lind mo to the two uneduca jonas: Detter one | Aesi, x bad nat dared ta) Lcouial ‘over tha ease for Uncle Gem" is | through mit der eats, der ain'd Myidding on der plate but der check. und gleplokleswatt! Tell der aviator to break der t r, he devoted his interest ex-| pasures of h wn boyhood home | sod howe ate would care for me published by the Britton Publishing Und der Austrians pay dot.” avitation, Tell um der Kalser ts der All Highest und isively to the bartender and it was| back in North Star Hay brought Dy { “Rut you must speak to-night |Company “Vot! You eridicize der All Highest? Didn't ve have der verbal | der iaw mitt gravitation ts der scrap mitt paper; Yes, no? Jevident to belf an that hile in-| the white man to this far land Soy BORIS YOR, BUS) FOURS SOE COMPANY, (es eae | “Both, Your Majesty.” a |terest bad becn uniquely this same| found friends of the night betore ead SUCH IS LIFE, “Miss Robbins, what did the man say es, Your Majesty. We had der verbal contract. Ve supply | “Dot's goot! You 1s der fine guy, Kart. Ve viM show you der r quite @ time previous—perhaps for| warned him. 66 HY are the stare so dim to-| about my chair?” Ger contract und you supply der verbs.” pictures of der sardine for supper, Vot ts dem million Yanks doing | ours, He wabbled. No word escaped], Now all the education that ed WW night?” she cooed, softly, “He said,” answered the visitor, “Vot! Dis 1s treason. Vere is dot fish Ferdinand, der Kink of | {nm France vot ve eunk mitt der submarine?” tim, but he held up two fingers | .¢ Warring ore, ae pilire ae Because your ey “that the equilibrium ts now admira- | Bulgari | “Dey ts all struggling in der ocean around Lassteny and der Rove.” |!#terally before his eyes and the) He was bec: @ primitive brute, to much brighter,” he whisp: bly ad | “He ts out in der Comic Acadmey cutting out der paper dolls. He | “Tell der Janitor uff der submarines dot vhen he sinks der Yanks | t bartender understood hone Rat Ase. Meee! Ore pressing tte t And } " ne fellow.” suid Mr. Bry-| ain't heen go goot in der head since he has to eat der whiskbrooms for | to sink a !!ddle closer to der ocean, Der Yank ts der bone head mitt tee sranney iting: up He bellowed, i Ox ore one BW | nb LRU VE never heard him | supper, He says dot whiskbrocms 18 whisk! sand not der break- | r. Der Yunk start der fight und spoll der nice, quiet war, How did | SMC Kio A ee ene Matti" tte toll hao Tae Ge f poles it would o reach from here | words?” | fast food, Furdermore, dey tickles der stomach says dot if he jer Yank get in mitt der wart? Didr t he know dis vas a personal | 0144 to the eathetes at the Wise . | fists and began beat- to the stars?” sho murmured mus-| “Well, ho said, ‘Tt Joggles just] Vants his coat brushed, he vants it brushed from der oudside in und t between der fifty millon uff us? | *ah” murpured Clarence, ‘ta| MR jee cunt of eth as a plesten | vigty. right!" repeated Miss Robbing —| 20 from der inside oud.” You sink der Yank boat, Your Highness, und der Yank get up on |opinese disciple of Omar. : inhiee te fail ube inne Vout tem FOne, if it were long enough,” he! christian Register Ach! Take oud his false teeth so he can't bite himself und bring his hind wheels and knock you loose from your All Highest ears.” Who mistakes Glusepp''s execrable | Six men rolled and writhod about the 3 “Why don't you talk eom- i ieee min invid daw Gonforanica,® Ach! und krautanddammerung! Didn't I apolumajizo und | pooze tor a jug of wine, poor chap,"'| Ur 2 the Herserker grip of the Mesiuaia 1 r they were married, | PIGS MORE POPULAR. | “He don't vant to, All Highest. He say t you is getting harder ay dot I thought It vas only der hospital boat?” Cedrio supplemented, : ay . policemen Beinner(y, Waeltia k rs Looky yur, Bearcat!" severely eakd| to look at every day. He Wkes der paper d arate i | Yes, but you shell der Cathedral.” | ‘The man with the whiskey turned|oniy the sur 1 details of thin _ Mrs, Gap J n of Rumpus Ridge ficht mitt him. Und he says der paper dolls never have der six f y “Ach Hambu eakerung! Didn't I apolumajize und say dot I | his full face thelr way and stared at ly MOUIAOCe a Pe iial at Li A chanced to be alone in his study |'f you eat lke @ pig." “Himmel blittzen! Nobody home under der tron bat | “You, All Highest, but you kiM der Red Cross nurse.” Dapeerige - ieee 4 tt ti aN Siena North fiat eg’ read tha Ries when a cabinet maker brought| "AW. I d’now!” spoke up the ts Sultan? | “Ach! Dammerungundblittuenburg! Didn't 1 say dot 1 thought | "yenn’ extn Bites ie ogolian, (A8nual report of the museum's dy home a chair that had been altered. |ME%,, “At the broent. price ot pork. “Der Sultan cent der vord dot der vas too much fighting at der | gey vas only vimmen?” He walked Gowly towerd the table | fir ert t Sethe Timbetri gam a Shake iat bad. hewn. | ‘pears ike Digs 1a more pop! i! Hohendollern peace conferences, und dot he vould stay home und fight (TO BB CONTINUED.) whyskey still in hand, of en ostallation.” ee RA ’ . t . Fide AB aisha OT ERT { pres ans