The evening world. Newspaper, August 8, 1918, Page 14

_—_____ About Plays and Players Ry BIDE DUDLEY LF SHUBERT says that if the Goevernerent raises the admis- | OR TAX At theatres from 10 to At, as is proposed, it m tainty that many Hons will fail and ™ will have to close, emmanently, In this dustry which has al by the Govern. greatly, and the nec- 8 Ament will reduce greatly ws os (he Government should Anwike PAWA the sale of admission ie Oeateroal Duaineas will suffer | 1 WO AH exTORt Chat not only will pagers lowe money but the | spree’. Yostead of increasing its “hase em Ute source, will find the | se mutch less than under aw.” said Mr. Shubert. xt the managers in this far from selfish. The America’s amusement an hanily be questioned | meandered how the man. ! operated with the Gov- ading patriotic propa- ne entertainment for rs and In other ways, fe the managers to be able > qeogecate with the Government it * Qeeaaary for tham to be able to ~~ Nena ante | Dare oo A nen county hers and me Se ‘ iow ele Douses open and produce | rf HE'D FIX IT. B f ww sm Faversham, who, in ocon- te steheo with Maxine Elliott, is pre- , . ‘ has received a letter! = playwright who of- be war drama, add-| which will guar-| % tee 4 year's run for the play/ i unt ocimg the producers eternal f ume. The letter caused Mr. Faver- | tam muck amusement, as he |s « wvare ef the fact that it isn't a| warts act the play needs. “THREE FACES EAST.” Cotman & Harris are announcing ae long run of “A Tailor-Made Grant Mitchell featured, | ‘he Cohan & Harris| ay night. The next at- aat house will be “Three a play of the Secret ony Paul Kelly, with orrugaa and Violet Heming les. Cohan & Har- attraction there, racipad re WILLIE’S REPLY. Willie the three-year- Nutt, the come- bread and jam er afternoon, when ae - me et aie eee ‘ 146 te J d 5 ge i * “yas an fast, Willie, It is ill { Mom,” replied the boy. ‘ war oread. { sumer CAST COMPLETE. © os ia engagement of Ruth Rose, Hampty Dumpty,” in man, Inc., will has been com- the line-up are Beryl Mercer, Claire, Flem. | Selten, Robert Eville and John na Ada St Mortar sates Men tee ENLIST. taft of ushers) vin the fighting! am When the » away back and i be on hand WP tmoome associate tie Mirror , engaged to “For- ady in play unces that he Gdusty) Miller omen he « wined y ters, song and “The Mid- will begin their “ company will Century Grove os arranged men in uni- Casino Sun- from the Rea | have no- hat they will their guests Tuesday and jicrn from the eee ne ee eee ee er ee mn Ate ty bes Aut * FE* ~GnT FOR TO-DAY. we the main ing a pair of going after © ran over COLISHMENT, « Mhiee nanny View i me! CHESTNUT TREE. 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On entering the place | . omember one thing - => T acco: the barkeeper, and asked euate the PATIENCE. |him if any of the men lounging about | ‘cc ATIFNCP and perseverance|the place cared for employm| t I T never thought Of that, | P will accomplish all th | good wages. IR cURL Reva LAER ametratae | was the favorite sayir * said the mixer, ‘yer bet- | an old farmer, —— | He had just made this remark in| “*Any of you men want to go t TOO MANY NAMES. 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GoT Such A &KIMPY BIL MUTTAS AIS 5 FAITHFUL FIDO? wo SEARCH US and| nor perse “Perhaps you can," said the farmer, “put I have never yet come across BUT SOIT Gone many things which neither patienc VLLSEND Ht Home “To | ED AN MAKE HIM JEALOUS S stint Now - THis is THE Last FILM! c w ee COMIC PAGE Thursday, August 8, 1918 ————— 9 en HERE COMES “The 2 \ CONDUCTOR FoR U TickeTS ) ( Te iene Ts Z i HAVE You EVER, PAWS NOW TH REAL GoT A 006, _NOTICKED TH Rranucecrny Geo see TRORICRS THAT = MAWS MADE ES Acc To [ANT TW = RIDE Agound ON = VALET. TOHER Loun SKY THOSE EXPRESS PET PUG Limit! WAGONS 2 if Met, LEADIN' A DOG'S LiFe (THAT'S Gooo!)} IN SUCH A Him (HURRY TO THIS come BAC TRusT A Trick! PAW: LooniT WwW 1 FOUND! RONG TO COLLIE S — AN! DOG _PED!GR A MOST WONDERFUL SUGAR |ANIMAL- ALmosT HUMAN INTELL I~ Im rive years OLD AND — — ROMANTIC PERSON = You rf imp! VM GONNA NAME A U~- BOAT AFTER You— YASSIR= K- 9! 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