The evening world. Newspaper, August 6, 1918, Page 14

sian COMIC PAGE | Tuesday, August 6, 1918 PONT) ) | ¢ MARY, “THAT Noise C Now May se I Ii ‘ is AWFut ~ I, ‘ = ) and I layers | i You 4 wecian \ ‘ ( CAN HAVE A LITTLE » . sy OR “Thos aed = - < By BIDE DUDLEY I! "Siaazies™ ) “yt Peace ay.” —— HE Casino Theatre, not the Cen- tury, is to have “The Maid of the Mountains,” the forth. ott, Comstock & Gest At the coming E! musical comedy production first rehearsal yesterday it was dis- covered that, to stage the show on the scale of the London production, it would be necessary to make changes in the physical construction of the Century that would cost $40,000, It would cali for the removal of ahe revolving s'age and so of steel girders. Elliott, Comstock & Gest got in touch with the Messrs Shubert and, after a brief consultation, ar- ranged to open the big production at the Casino. It will be shown there first jn about four wecks. In the meantime the Citsino will be entirely renovated, | 7 Just what attraction will open the} JOE’S CAR Century's season had not been de-! ’ yay 7 cided upon last night, It 18 Likely | [eeernenc wit ree Ratabine On OY Grenine Wane) Here Pop’s Troubles Are Multiplied by “One”!!! that one will be arranged for soon 7 GEE WHILLIKENS > 4 \? 9 | SUMPN 5 BUSTED { . Non-essentia Inoustries as Blliott, Comstock & Gest intend JOE ie eS Tom 7 - have the big ho . fu : ciao cel Ie pet rite ihe week of aus 18||( LETS GET STACTED! — q GOSH BLANCHE —. “Yip, Yip, Yaphank,” the Camp Up- | 7 8 | BACK “THERE fr ¢ TOuRIN'S JusT ONE No. 300003 Se eee ee ee ton show, will be the Century's at-| | '-\ Tay i] OH Tom" ) . ae traction, | ] | — THING AFTER. \ ANOTHER “ J j BY WAY OF DIVERSION. - yf I thought I'd buy a little car—a used | be — = one that was cheap. I found ¢ hu aa ' Su ‘aited the bil? The price was not hol ett Eto ' too steep. And so I took it home with maoap WHAT KIN I pa TO PooR ‘ 2 GET Papa's GOATS me, quite pleased with what I'd done In just three months my fo said “Dear, we need a bigger one.” 1 saw | the auto man next day and went debt a bit. A larger car I soon picked out and home I went with it, We! drove it for six months or so and in the early fall my wife and I nade up our minds that it was far too small. Again I changed, | bought a car that | cost three thousand flat, It wasn't jong until we grew dissatisfied with that. A super-six was next corralled, | it knocked my tiny roll, and soon T found my dough all gone and I was in the hole, 1 hate to tell the rest of | it. It paias me very much, We | bought thive more and ev'ry time, my | | 4 credit got in Dutch. I sold the © 1 wold the home, and then divo my wife. I'm now an outcast but, by gum, I'm off of cars for life. “MAYTIME” MOVES AGAIN. “Maytime’ moved to its fourth fren New ork theatre last night when it | | mowers Cey"res was given at the Lyric. Since this bia) musical piece was produced in New York on Aug. 17 of last year, it has been played in the Shubert, the 44th | Street, the Broadhurst and the Lyric it looks as though it will remain in New York until the holidays. AS MR. SIMON’S GUESTS. The George M. Cohan Theatre was | filled last night with employees and | friends of Franklin Simon & Co. They were there to see the new Govern- ment film “America’s Answer," as the guests of Franklin Simon, who| bought the entiro seating capacity of A the house. It was a happy crowd and everybody had a fine time ~~ “NOBODY DOES IT" (Send a Nobody” to Grindstone Ceorge) He finds the article he's looking for | | WILLIAM ELLIOTT TRAVELS. | Willlam Elliott has gone to Chicago | on the first leg of a tour of inspection of the various theatrical enterprises of Elliott, Comstock & Gest, Before he returns to New York he will have travelled 3,000 miles, "Oh, Look,” which this’ firm now controls, will = > La Salle Theatre, C — = =. — Copyright, 1918, Press Publis deli Amnthas vrscsnon Bet From cago, rrow night Nott will be there to see well AR r Ah nat GOSSIP. 5 “WHERE > hy rr. 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