The evening world. Newspaper, July 29, 1918, Page 12

\ COMIC PAGE Monday, July 29, 1918 — On-Ho, “Go MUCH ICE CREAM FoR MY LITTLE In This Case the Supply Exceeded Only Local Demand! No, ‘here WAS HT “Too MUCH ICE - CREAM and Players By BIDE DUDLEY The were wT EXoucH oF us T Don't want Some More Wi tven A corel ne la 1C@, CREAM, K pests Tyler and John D, Willia 4 are a cing thelr plans for I Dont the new season tc Mr. Brady gtates that Grace George Mra. Brady) may return to the stage If she does not go to France to play for the soldiers. ady produc: tion will be * vu." by Willard Mack and Hester Turnbull It wilt open at Asbury Park Aug. 5. “I. 0. U." js a dramatization of Mr. Turn- i bull's flim play, “The Ch Mary Mi Nash and Jose Kuben wo SS th cipal roles. On Aug. 12 Mr, ra q ein Sresent his daughter, A fi Brady, in the stellar role of “Fore 4 After,” a now play by Owen 1 i Other Brady plays will be 6 : Chinese Puzzle,” “iiuman Nat | | also by Owen Davis, and a new melo- | } drama by Jules Kekert Goodman, in : which Harry Hull will have the prin- | | cipal part. The playhouse will open | Aug. 12 with orgs Broadhurst’s —9¢8 on of “She Walked in Her| JC zu : : H Brotuction 01, “she, Walked ee JE’S CAF And Joe’s Chances for Sleep Have D-nri-n-d Will begin the season Aug. 2 with an- . 1 ether = Broadhurst offering, “Tho ——- ; ' wee - eres eit i 65 Now-essentia. Inousteies i @eorge C. Tyler has aix now plays ae ! Nested for production, All t : a sha ; capt “Ainong Those Presen i ; ‘ Produced in association with Klaw &} Ertanger. A dramatization af Booth Tarkingivn's “Penrod” stories, with Andrew Lawlor, eleven years old, in the title role, will be an early Tyler production. Mr. Tyler will then ele- vate Patricia Collinge to stardom in — JUST A CoUPLA BRANCHES RUBBIN' TOGETHER DEAR" I Ter You THERE'S SOMETHING ovr There! oy Marti id i ' “Tillie, a b ¥ Pg ye ut rf mn ‘ te Can T YoU HEAR aa aN rue ‘ Kwtokerbocker Theatro, Mr. Tyler WE! t a ' will offer “Among Those Pressnt”| | LisTEN —* YON ALWAYS NEVER GET “TO with Cyril Keightley beading the cant. i Henry B. Warner was to have been ' starred in this play, bat changed bis plans. Marie Doro will be starred in the fall by Mr. Tyler in a dramatiza- tion of Mary Roberts Rinehart's story, “The Amazing Interlude.” Other new Tyler productions will be “Sawdust and Sentiment,” by L. B. Yates, and; “All Wrong.” by Wihinn H. Post. Laurette Taylor will tour in "Happt- ness,” George Ariiss in “Hamilton” and Alexandra Carfisle in “The Coun- try Cousin.” Before the season :nds Belon Hayes of “Penrod” will be scen in a now play. John D. Williams has stened con- tracts for seven plays. His first will be Oscar Wilde's comedy, “An Ideal Husbard,” at the Comedy Theatre. Other plays on the Williams schedule are “Reyond the Horizon,” by Eugene @. O'Neil; “All Souls’ ve,” by Anne Crawford Flexner; “The Song of the City,” by Rachel Butler; by Augustus Thomas and a comedy. COMEDY'S NEW POLICY. The Messrs. Ghubert will conduct the Comedy Theatre next season as the home of a high-class comedy pro- ducing company. Norman Trevor and Cyril Harcourt will do the actual pro- ducing and will act in the plays, The Messrs, Shubert are interosted in the John D. Williams production of “An Idea) Husband,” which will open the Comedy. In the cast of this play will be Mr. Trevor, Mr. Harcourt, Con- stance Collier and Peggy Hopk'ns. “LIGHTNIN',” TO GAIETY. “LAgttnin’,” the new comedy which Winchell Smith and John L. Golden will present at the Apollo, Atlantic City, to-night, is echeduled to opsn the Gaiety Theatre's season late in August It is by Mr, Smith and Frank Bacon. The cast will include Ralph Morgan, Thomas MacLarnie, Harry Davenport, Pun! Stanton, EJ. Blun- kal, Bam Coit, George Thompson, Sidney Coburn, W. I. Granger, Fre Conklin, James C. Lane, Beatrice Nicola, Jessie E. Pringle, Jane Oaker, Bessie Bacon, Alice Hastings, Min- nie Paimer, Jane Blins Frenda, May Duryea, Frances Kennan and Mara Moreland. SLEEP UNLESS 4 Look —witt Te SOMETHING'S THINK Y'HEAR OUT THERE! SA1D- WHO TOLD You or HUH? Thence 2 POA or « ” NOBODY DOES IT (Send a Nobody" te Grindstone George) He rolls his cigarettes according to directions on the® package: atl og CONSIDERABLE SONG, THIS! ' Thomes Hanlon of No. 236 East 234 Btreet has sent us a great vegetable gong. Thomas, who is only ten years old, instructs us to print it, 90, natu- rally, here goes: Keer KO) one summer day Cx kind of brea, best chine Wh lek the world, tai ih will be easy.” CiPORUA. him wit: pose and bene, Lam wih potatons Wha him with wean, Sk hin with, toons, GossiP, Jutet, sister of Harry Delf, has been doing some excellent work en- tertaining the soldiers at the camps. Don, the inebriated dog, and Officer Vokes wil! join the cast of “The Mid- Bight Frolic’ to-night Marjorie Gateson and Ada Mae r Weeks, recently of ‘ancy Free,” will } De in “Miss I Don't Know.” } The Messrs, Shubert have con- tracted for a musical piec called fenton, | “Ye “written by ¢ Mac - and composed by Reginald aah oe De Koven, sumac cet . aaa ADVISING ROYALTY. , . theart’s picture tattooed na DOING HER BEST. 4 stand, where Col. Hendrick | Prince Pierre Troubetzke > awee! "9 ure coed on A grand stand, where Col. Hendrick vat./ your | \')) yesterday, threatened to eather with’ { ate wae | ome of the Da Ss ( 100d Stories right arm—— PHILADHLPHLA servant sought| “Hey, John!” he called up. “Whut| develop ito suicidal mania. "Tig true \ eutho sof “Alle- | Motllo—Uh Qt ee her mistress with the announce- | 4° you think et the gurasr Ae Altred has jilted you~the wretch, | re ( a . : m4 , c a . \ “Fine, Jeff; fine!" stated Col. Hen- | Sull, t d act like a ge Wott: rainy nights iy nowy USTIFIED. “Nope. Rattlor bit me once,” ylady, ‘you spend all, your money get-| knew he had a wife on his hands — mont thst har mother was 810k | aricy, Asp olaneial’ i pias ena icok Gat he ateihe: seed } inte K that he'd g old in service of his jon't you call that an accident?” | Ung your palm read Washington Herald, and he therefore desired permission | ratulate you. There's only one thing| Olga-—Yuur advice com his en ama. Better master and, mistress, James | Continued the questioner, eyeing the anne smiled sweetly, | en UN oy mapper} to go home for few days. needed to make it absolutely cora-| darling. Marti) ation the opening, Geinns Wan @ privilegud retainer, | any ng young fellow severely, ie ne vee Cae she retorted, HER UNWORTHINESS, P Certainly, said the woman, “but plete” “Good gracious, O1 You surely A ig geo Ps i Chee 8 thing [bit me on ‘ape a _ alt qocre, sett ing Your nos | wT was the sweet scent of the lilies | 40 not stay longer than necessary, a6 Whot's that?” demanded the scr- t taken polson { ANSWER TO INQUIRIES. |when a guest atked for # fish fork,|°" Saterday Bvening Fest, a In the conservatory, the beauty of |W) ee TCT sea and not a word] IRM COmINAR. Cotonel—sat Ronee! tae 200s hy ae A. Chump—Write him, care yp}but the request was ignored. — joss!” gaid the Colonel.-Gatur- | came a again yesterday. See hUEP Write him, care Arthur [Puy the Taathanthin uetinea tha: Gok CONSIDERATE. WANTED IT ALL. ; the young girl's hair, or the excel-) from the maid. Then @ note came|day Evening Post. Denver Post. { { Pre clone |eode, and remarked, 18 a most per LITTLE boy of seven was boing | "PVH customer picked up the knife| lent champagne be had taken a sup- | which reads \: r 7 ei n-eme } i K. J. K.-"Odds and Ends” js at the, emplory manner 1X olde iD & rac) Adjoining ane from the counter and handed 1t| Per that led to his proposing to the| | “Dear Mra, Jones: win ye pact FURTHER SAVING POSSIBLE. : | Garrick, Chi ‘ ; x Mra. Jones havn't any fish in which his grandma lay iil to the butcher, with a friendly | ‘te obscurity beneath @ palm. ee ae tae mote? la aotne un tas 00 (08 HY do you live in the coun- WHO WOUGRNIT? j ae gee te \m,” came the etphatte reply, | He motioned toward grandma's room | smile Tt cannot be,” she ead. “I am WN-| she can.”—Harper’ try, Smith™ at achool B. M. K.~-Otto Harbach is AG «Jones dined hore wa | and quietly suid, “Sh—! It’s too much | “I don't really want tt,” he said, “put | Worthy of you. re. caper ‘Go 04 to save money. he wos given a rematration erg ach i8 @ native a * @f Balt Lake City 1 a wk : for her; it'll wear her out." if you will cut it off I will take tt ‘Oh, rubbish!” said he AN OMITTED DETAIL. “Food cheaper, eh?" on which his mother was to ; mes has now been relegated tol ater, prandma thanked along with the rest.” “It is true; it ts true” And she 1. JOHN K, HENDRICK, for-] “Not much saved that way.” write his birth record. The following H A THOUGHT FO the garden,—-Tit- Bits, & ¢ him for bia ° | 4 R TO-DAY. <_ consideration, whereupon he replied: | “Cut what off?” demanded the | sished. mer Congressman ¢rom the First] How, then?" |day he arrived tardy and without the | A. Br BE man who wared for the NO ACCIDENT, “Don't mention it, gram; that was butcher in blank surprise. “You are an angel,” he said ar- District of Kentucky, has én| “Well, no theatres, $50 a year; no| registration slip, a mite piey mi 6 M if 1 Weat Texas town, out in| renee Bare for 9 u and part for “Your hand,” was the gentle reply, dently. attribute common among the citizens] swell restaurant dinners, $100 a year; | id teagher, ou must ; Beery ar pnere ib t r 4 Tater: dintareet ee Svery body's Muxuzine, ‘ou weighed it with the sau: | 0, no; you are wrong,” said the | of his own Biate-—he greatly admires|no taxicab fares, §50 a year; no dis- | y, © for being t and , ; } a ayou. wel i } a age rotting horse. tractions of any kind, more saving. enna s Oe FOOLISHMENT. centred about the registia-| THE RETORT COURTEOUS, | 44 f like to get what I pay for'—) gir}, UL ain yalne Adie, Ally, BeeSts | Gre ine apring morning he vistted| Get the ideat™ " t the slip about when you — @ ¥ A POORAMRNT. Hon bo A A cowman slloks a up to WO wrongs don't make a» right —— life." the driving track. A tobacco raiser “Um, yes, But look here, old mar, ‘ : bass Eu its a ld ti the oficial in charge and gave & well ¥ | Bt\"eme WARNING, He laughed lightly, then anid, in a|from the back part of the oounty |eculda't you save tore money if yuu) All out of breath noxt day Jobnay gf bi Laure lowe coe Glibly answering the questions put A Senator was discussing the OLLIB—What do you think of | *2yun® Yolen: dness. What a bony, awkward, ekitiish, weltd- a ee eT rased is balding & pete from ale \ A fancy, entrancing young Jane.” to him, h t with th y Why, this is sheer mac J . sine to him, he was met with the ques- | Fo94 Control IU the tattooing tad? sort of a wife do you think 1 eught to |looking animal, ‘The sulky in which A QUICK RECOVERY, melhor, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. on: “While the bill has tts drawbacks, Coddle—I don't think very | have?” the farmer sat was the best that ABEL—My dearest Olga, Toouta| “Teacher,” he gasped, “I broaght “Aver have any accidents?” he went on, “there would be worse “A very wise, ddiberate, practical|money could buy and as shiny as about being “Your Honor, I caught this boy| “Accident? Nope!” without it, and 9o-we can | ell of tt ‘and varnish could make it; the not rest untit I had come and |the one about tardy, but %. fore moan BLS YOERA vf “Never had an accident tn your | face our opponents like the lady: Moilie—Why? } "1 hve ealary.”- Parnes wes, Dew, ornate and elab- made an effort to dispel the|#ot my excuse for being bora," i Tocking te boat.’ uter™ SO SER SEIN. Ieee ‘My love,’ her husband said to this} Coddle—A triend of mine had bia! Stan, orate, He halted tm front of the gloomy thoughts which, to judge from ' Mother's Magazine, sidehdntaitheetiiaion: Ah ts f ; A ‘