The evening world. Newspaper, July 26, 1918, Page 14

by About Plays| Jand Players | By BIDE DUDLEY LITTLE “MA ¥ RY MIXUP” a / AY Mom WANTS “16 KHow Wio 1S TtaT Boy You'Re PILAYING® Witt COMIC PAGE Friday; duly 26, 1918 oo “Every Seven a Change,” You Know! Ot. WE $ Bound TG ’ EB BE A Good Boy BY CAUSE He's Been sent) - Say “TS THE -REFo - ‘HIS “TIME & G ‘ ORMATORY 4 ms fi CUSSEVEN TIMES o — ARIE DORO hase decided sh won't be in H. B. Warner's / ay ere J company, which is to pla “Among Those Present,” under th management of George Ty opening at the Knickerbocker The atre August 3! It is announced sh ause sh » her haa relinquished the part be @es not consider it suit telents and personality, E Mr. Tyler has engaged Marj: terson, who appeared as Pir “Libnfant Prod gue” successtu son before Miss Doro is to br starred individually early in the com ing season by Mr. Tyler. He has be lay selected, and will make an an Bouncement concerning it in the near future. In Mr Warner's cast will be besides Miss Patterson, A. BE. Anson, 1. Mack, Huassard short, oler, Dudley Digges, Robert Robert Hudson, John G. Joseph Woodburn, Leslie . Kasil Westy Mona Kingsley the LITTLE T_HAD “To DRAW UP A LONG eT OF RESOLUTIONS FoR PUBLICATION! THE BIG There's a Moral in This. SRM-BRIN IER Hor What Is It? Com riadt, ist, + Nol COMPLIMENTIN’ MRS, GooFS" GREAT EFFICIENCY AS CHAIRMAN le KEPT \ ( \ “ BUT To-NIGHT WHY You AN! TH’ During the T° . Sou 0 LATE )\ TH’ “Fee-Gee OF OUR ComMiTTEE = TOF “THOS BARDS © Cae Whe. ee SLANDE RS ” AGIN ' ceumes’ a REST OF pd 4 . S} min’? Wee rage /7 AN! EXPRESSIN' OUR HAVE BEEN FIGHTIN SHE RESIGNED MEETING © ey REGRET AT LOSIN' HER INVALUABLE - GERVICES EC Nogiaa NE | a FoR, BMONTHS “TO ¢ cer Hee OuT! produc ——— hs ago and hard to work we hear. 1t was called he jg writing one » age of con ne to the | Co cctapihleadietd ' first play a sin the | ans, will have honest-to- punch. The Lindseys have jus turned from a visit to England, Brance and laly BY WAY OF DIVERSION. “My dad's a tender-hearted man," Said little Johnny Brown, “The other day he saw two kids who had a cat to drown. Dad says, ‘t kittyeat, pore thing! I'll take you home with me.” He give the kids a dime because he'd spoiled their fun, you see Ww nice surprise Dad come in the house he found feller n’ there, with Mom an explainin’ how Mom run the eburch fair, Dad says, ‘I've got a No sooner had she In Mom's lap kitty lit. | landed than the biamed cat had a fit seen us Mom riz up of there. Sue's beau ir at home, he's took th ways his ble git him bung some winder but he smashed the rockin nee then Dad's been in bad me fool te You ought to | an’ started out | got through @ t away, Mom der heart uli y." GRINDSTONE GEORGE Suscesrrno By Conyrignt,. Paul Borgiurn Torwetk com MALLON SIGNS UP. A note from Dave Mallon, comedian and imitator of George M. Cohan, alse private in the infantry, says he was married July 23 to Goldie Redding and that Lea Herrick stood up with him. +. says he found love abso lutely irresistible, EVERYTHING FINE, BUT Harry A. Sherman, Him man, spent thousands of dollars making a ple ture with Dustin Farnum in the stel- work was all done ny @ big dinner in hoospeeches and niipe organization hurd for six montos on the film. next boarded a train to market (he picture 1 him goodby Far to bring the n, I—I forgot gbsped Mr. Sher GOSSIP. Thomas H. Walsh bas been engaged R. for “s: Night Francine Larrimore has been added to the "Double Exposure” cast Staneslaw Berini, Polish tenor, sang the aria from “Halka” at the Stadium luat night Claude Greneker haa gone to Boston to pave the way for the opening there Agg. 5 of the original "“Maytime” company + D. 8. Moss is to try an all-femaie ‘ pill at one of bis theatres soon, Such bills are popular in England Luna Park is to have a Ked Cross ‘Theatre where war films will be shown. The Ited Cross will receive the gross receipts Klaw & Erlanger yesterday began rehearsing "1 Girl Behind the Gun,” A be their new musical comedy mn high requiem mass will Jere J 7st late Church, celebrated for the the Catholic “NOBODY DOES IT" (Send a Nabody’ ta Grindstone George) f DAWGONNIT ! L =I IM HAVIN’ NOTHIN’ BUT “TIRE “TROUBLE ON “Hs [DARN TRIP HE 7 a4 BLow our HoTTEsT PART OF d THE DAY, “too! | aa f THEY ALWAYS HAE TA IN THE VERY —_— c Coban at A Street und Broadway, Aug. 1, at il M A special performance of Up" will be given at the I Ho - tL . let Issus the good things @bout ourselves before we die, Well, Joe, Old Scout, Here’s Hoping! 8 on the eve of his departure student rich young sportsman, af- the malady known as id to Dr, Rainey dur- I unteer, doc, bat I can't decide whether to take up the viation wing. Whieh > aviat ney replied. n, most decidedly,” Dr. R | The young sportsman smiled. Ah, you've seen me fly, have you?” he sa | “No,” said Dr. Rainey; “T've seen you ride.”"—Washington Star, RAN WITHOUT MACHINERY. PEAKING at a recent dinner, Sen- ator Henry C. Lodge of Massa- chusetts referred to technical automobile terms, and told the tol- lowing story: |} One afternoon some time ago two young girls were sitting on the veran- da knitting for the soldiers, when one of them turngd the conversation to an auto ride she had the evening before, “Mr, Jones's ability in running an automobile is simply wonderful,” de clared the pretty’ one. “I never day night for soldiers and Admission will be free to them i. SR William Courteney is to play the seinen _— - stehaee ae a " Jeading role ‘ua Comatock & j 7 ene reeerrerrents — oiaimecenemnenameniemneeel * . " ‘ ’ . Gest'a’ production The Maid of 1nd yelled in a loud voice that rolled ; BAIT ALL GONE tone quarry this " the Mountain,” which will open the ome o t t Yr he Grubaen cicena, Myee teat he quarry this morning, Century Theatre | e a Ss oo ories | "Hold on there! ‘Two of ye ater PN eee A hureis TP TEskon aoe annueaia ie be Lina Aburbanel is soon to appear in SUSPICIOUS. ‘No Tone want any pages! Cel) Wail ' a # enough for that -job! Jim Shepherd has ween! wasn't then he is now. ‘The Coroner's vaudeville under BE. A. Weil's maa-| maORMER Senator Hailey of Texas {out ant any pap dot wa came from the direction of] Washington St covered with gloom of late, + been settin’ on him for more sgement in a playlet called “Philo : , Weis, eaiis an ned Sn, bana ne : | > What's up, old chap?” quened is | than an bour."—Boston ‘Transcript i pena.” Jp te company will be stan pc ek SaeRD r da 1owsboy anawered. "Tho only differ. | self!" cried Mrs baeve nt DOING IT POLITELY clong chum, #red ott, TI a ¥ ey Forde, Francia X. Conlon und| = “The Germans bejieve that aliince betwen sou and” ime ia that | dee re, Dec ‘ LIZA," said the mistress, | lovely Laura ‘decided she can live| HER BAD BREAK. Bon: ne ‘ ‘ic ae to ls * ward nat on, he, mak n vour second million.) Phe young father had please go next door and ask | ae Lee ; sel AGGIE was a maid in the ¢m- Opose peace o the Germans an ‘hile Pim stil workin’ on my first Jushed towar the pia i they 1 f cine says James profoundly € ft a le “Kinain' a purty girl,” maya Jabo|tiey, will fall upon and crush ye Je ma Sa ANE GHG Rronoa! 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