The evening world. Newspaper, July 23, 1918, Page 16

« s LITTLE “MARY MIXUP” GRoecE 2 Cran Y “on ME A FIVE : (PLEASE DELIVER "ashe CGERY PECIAL fF talial p TBREAD “IS sixTY si¥ pe ae inn | sree ate nam reer g . "hada alge teh fad Fay z - LEASE — AND c 4 pe A Ld Like qe RIDE 7 , ieee / wn TAAT | WFOUN D. WILLIAMS has obtained from William Archer, the English oritic and transiator, the exclusive ean acting rights to the Archer of Ibsen's play, “An Enemy ithe People.” Mr. Williams intends Produce it with Lionel Barrymore the stellar role when that actor compieted a tour of the country “The Copperhead.” This tour will early in the fall and will em- the larger cities. A REAL HARDSHIP. Little, just back from Parts, Alexander Wollcott, formerly tic critic for the New York now a Sergeant in the army ed to reportoriad work on the fphment newspaper, Stars and Clortent. 1018 Prove Pronening Co IN YF 6s SBR neia ie Btripes, i th ry b tro} . . y ; Bias som tite insome at time te! THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY He'd Have Done Better by Adding Horseshoes Instead ! | he isn't permitted to carry a! [Sopa inn prem Panning Oy T Prone Woe) 7 — —=—= : cee a They made me give up my cane, ; : a) ) WHY THOUGHT ‘ //. BGT “THAT DAWGONE. Pee "paid Dick, “Wollcott and 1, WoT! BUYIN’ MORE Sou SAD You Hab A ComPLeTe “TRoo | CADDY" OF MINE HAD “TH 40 ‘IM GONNA we feel half naked without the “GOLF CLUBS" IN T HAVE NERVE “lo “ONICKER"- MAKE HIM “TOTE ' ‘are resigned to the hardship,| p ° J re ‘ we're making the sacrifice THESE WAR-TIMESE ] the interest of our country.” Oe Na — FOR THE SAILOR BOYS. Thomas Egan, the'noted Irish tenor, Bow Director General of War Camp inments for the Knights of Cc- is. To-night he will stage a wat the Pelham Bay Naval Sta- im the K. of C, hut, The Neigh- ood Players will put on “A Nixnt| atan Ino.” Kiddie Foy will then ap-| and the bill will conclude with itford Kane and his Irish Players OUTFIT BEFORE - 1 " 2 MM DEAR ¢ xX TopPED MY . i r) ee —_, — Ss pave” YesteRDAY DOUBLE - WEIGHT ! / XK 5 ‘ _ iii Lonesomolike.” Looks as though ‘the naval boys have a treat ahead. 5 3 ' ~ THE COAT WAS TOO MUCH. : PA Houston, ‘Tex., young man named ‘ written a song ‘ A copy arrived | ’ erday | ‘ mpanied by a 7 asked | jor Cohan to criticixe the ditty. On | title page was a picture of Tanny ing a heavy overcoat | “Jus write him,” said the Major to) stenographer, “that it's 90 in the) je here to-day and that he'll have| take off that overcoat before I can his song. IGHTO, CAROLINE! : N eee a agen moter just re-| | NOW “Tom - WavcH Papa ON-ESSENTIAL INDUSTRIES from Caroline Leonard, act-|]) MAKE “THIS STEEP HILL ~ No San “coming down on a Fift ve- e ie * bus yesterday an old lady, look?) | LON “HIGH” GEARS pe SES Wh in her purse for an elusive dime, : TER a Sly TI ge eo) ‘ees Now watcy! “Hat ci@aR lady, you have eyes of youth,’ Bet eee 1 have been playing in| oI 1 JUST GAVE HIM Witte of Youth’ since last August, | G " it wan rather « remarkable in- : ; | EXPLODE !!! t, and quite worthy of mention | charming column.” | prove that the “charming” A NICE LITTLE ROLL. | ' ' ye Color Projection orporation, picture concern, has just en-| into a contract to pay Edmond an inventor, minimum royal. to the amount of $1,375,000 for! exclusive world rights for a long of years to the Lysle Natural Motion Picture Process, t i. Gossip. | hur Levy is going out ahead of| inews Before Pleasure. J Eddie Dunn has assumed Bert | ibleman's duties at the Cohan & offices. Rosenthal had a meal in “oe WURDE Datta | J T y roe \ Pal penGaay eran reecearsst SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK Uh GASEe MispOA oh eo Gs AL . by I. M. Hungry tempted to prove an alibi HH Wood returned to the cast aaa "*You say,’ the prosecutor thun ‘ “Maytime” at the Broadhurst dered at him, * on the day the } tre last night Dip You ever This PorKER'S q r i gered & ne day ' les yrs has been engaged TUMBLE oveaR. GoT THE KNACK Vee WHY DON'T YOU ALL KNOW THE HOMER'S THE HOG THIS VARIETY HAS A No More FREE nite A. e con ied you were at the Mesnrs. Shubert for a part| | [HIS SOMC'ES OF OF JABBIN' HIS OL WIRE A PLANT- END SEAT HOG -HE WHO CRABS ALL WIDE PopuLaRity— RIDES ON TH Fallway jaiation. | What in heaven's “The Blue Pearl." err he Gacecn PAPER INTO THE 1F YOuR Goin’ INTO OPERATES On) TH! OPEN THE SEAT WITH VERY WIDE AND bampe were you doing at the rallway ; e outh," with Aima| | The Next County VITAL SP 31S OF THY PILE DRIVIN! CARS. IT TAKES A HUR- HIS JUNK — VERY POPULAR-! eit Gera morn t , moved from Maxine Elilott'’s| | AND ‘rir awT ‘ THE_HBAD PIECE S'NESS! OLER To Get By he GOULONT OPRNA ““T was waiting,’ tho witness an. ‘ tre to the 39th Street last BLock’s TH Joo MucH OF: “THE PASSENGER | THATS MINECK | THESE STAMP BOOK IN A 1 swered, ‘for the arri of the noon De Passing Show of 116" at cee] | AR AISLE revmer,,, © FRONT YOUIRE RASPIN! OF GARAGE witnour SOLUMN SOME DAY. expreas.!"—Detroit Free Press, e i Show o' at the /). WouLD. 60 : 1 -——— | —_—_— y ter Garden to-night Dy . BUSTING A wiNDow ' L. Shakman has arranged to en- de MAND Moves Ber RECORD: ATILh apap: } in a large number of sailors at | 66 PA.” said Little Wile, “what's Slet Street Theatre to-morrow an echo?" f y rpe, AB, echo, my son” an- swered Pa, casting a mean side glance Jat Little Willie's May te the” only thing on earth ean cheat a woman out of th it. ita A. Krone, film actress, mar- Liept. Albert A. Kaufman, Sig- Corps, U. 8. A. in Washington week. Humbird Duffey and Madelaine r have joined the cast af “Go- t the Liberty, Bye Baby" will leave the rH fr Theatre after two weeks more of un echo, : “is a man who vatent medicine almanacs ed wit, rs for his al And then nobody said a . “make way for another attraction words but Wille, whose infant med ; : yn & Company have beun en- was naturally confused by all this i ‘ the cast for “The Crowded persiflage.—-Cleveland Plain Dealer, _ THEN THEY SHELLED NUTS, Y brother wrote me about a dinner somo of the soldiers } | ave for two visitors at ca members of a famous Canadian rem, ” a new play by Edgar Se!wyn | Channing Pollock. «© White, the dancer, has re- to the cast of the Century revue after a brief illness, ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, — ment, who were home on asic! r—Did it ever occur to you to . — = BrNeRnt REA a al eer a them up in the telephone diree- couched about giving t q ° . 1 "ete 1 barking like a used it f ehicl ou toast, but 2 f th D came millionaires, isn't it?” he said. and barking like ° : ed it for a mourning vehicle, YOU) became flustered, and t » bu ‘ c—yY n ) e e t Yr Detroit Free Press. “My, the hard. J give it up,"|know, to carry the mourners and|)(°hie } and this is ‘what 3, C—You may address Henry om oO ay S oo @) 1es answere after some mome their friends, and they don't like to be h Pi kd of It | care his theatre, in West 43d yy fannigal ” * ere's to the gallant Ei q of thinking. “Phwat's the answer?” |shook up in their grief, But now I'm|, re's a “ighth, last TERROR IN HIS VOICE. Neil ae. Wied Ge tas ber Cee kia | SRAGhIEN UnERe Paaaia® “A ehicke Jusing It aa a hearse, and I haven't (tbe fleld and first to leave it Big son bad enlisted, and she und procured an old straw hat be-|berg and released after months in A YOUNG Burnley weaver, fy, that's foine, but how'd the | had any complaints so far."—Harper’s 68 relene then the Corporal rescue: the began, A THCUGHT FOR TO.Day. a “Literary” at Kickapoo, Kan, allantly was a proud old woman as ing to ber husband. prison. Arriving in New York, he cording to a: Mnglish psvor | barking of a dog get in there?” in- | Magazine. gallantly 5 x ” he, go! . ; jentleme harangued a knot of Young man,” said she, going to| dropped tn to see an old friend, mun- was taking her little baby *» | quired Pat > | you most ‘ | | ] excuse the . nt; h eve! ‘other night, the school teacher where the youth was plying the itor of a big dilly newspaper. : “Oh, I just put that in to make it] exousa i he never could ¢ a paper ontitied, “Why U Honts| ends on the village street, spade, “you inusn't work without @ m pretty busy now, Bill," said the |Chureh to be christened harder," Pearson's Weekly | SONSGIENTIONS OBJECTOR. | aiv A feast decently: ho isn't used Never Come Up Walnut Creek" | “Sarge always done ‘is duty by me,|hat. “Take this one.” editor, “but I'll have one of the boys| It» : ther had been in the trenches _> | FRANCES and Agatha had been|'? Bf Peer ne. Now, TU sive 6 pds} ‘¢ did, and now ‘e's doin’ is duty by| “Thank you very much, madam,"| take you around and show you tue|for three months, and it was impos- ALMOST A DIPLOMAT. | very carefully reared Especially | , Oe Aillant Eighth, i FOOLISHMENT, king and country,” she sald, "1 foal) eavonded the youth,” "but really, 1 town, and later L'il take you out to} si.16 for him t »ot home for the INI Tce Uke GEA antortalis J they been taught that Ln 20 | ——_———————weeoe OTE, { * ere '® nt do’ sorry fo ro T . bai <) vere - n 8 circumstances ad le; -— if Meiet he ete lng eth cae gE [FINE down sorry for thom Germans, | “That's silly,” responded the wom-| Calling In a reporter, he introduced |°eremuny, ing his arvous admirer, | OFCUMMBHON® muss they tel @ le If rheumatic, show the Cymat | tell his, rind to think of ‘em goin’ into batue with}an. “If you ba din a sun | bim to Haywood, and the pair started | Tv baby smiled up into the minis- and, after making the usual ju-|20t even @ “white lie"—or deceive any ‘vinatic ' eee be, |"is rifle in ‘is ‘and and ‘It's a Long ike this you will have your brains on a tour of the metropolis, Hitver |tc,'s face, venile remarks on marbles and tops, | Ne, labels to your doctor and learn why we ' _— pines Way to Tipperafy’ on ‘is lips.” baked out." ,, | {he reporter was very young, or he| ‘Well, madam,” said the minister, | be suddenly announced: One day, during a visit made by|dare guarantee satisfactic iM THE CHESTNUT TREE, | “Poor Germans, indeed,’ exclaimed | w i haven't got any brains, madam,” | didn’t understand just who Haywood |] must congratulate you on your hel told ina yesterday you was a|these little girls to an aunt in ihe a faliencton oe masiy T've just passed my twentieth |ONe, of the audience, “Pity’s wasted | Young man of the | was and where Bill had lately spem:|qittle one's behavior, I have chris- | born politician, country, they met a large cow in a | Pack ey on ‘em! P'r'aps you ‘aven't 'eard of AVeeine vouldn't be hia time, | for 188, first object of |tened many babies, but I never chris-| The young man was delighted, 4nd, | feld they were crossing. Much frights| Cymatic Tablets so. strengthen th thday. Hirt they adelphia | inte © too! to see was the|tened one that behaved so wel) .s| Wishing to know more, askec ened, the youngsters ‘ one e le—You must have passed jt/ their cru ‘Telegraph. Tombs! ten Phe > Why hae ehi » the youngsters stopped, not! system that the a. “PP ap, agreed the old bet al icenriati u yours.” That so? hy « she think} knowing what todo. Finally Fran, y jat the cause of rheumatism, oe | Indy ‘ears AN UNPLEASANT BIGHT rina, ; he veane mother gmiled demurely | tNANT is sust what m: tea to | oad: ance | neuralgia, ete, is removed and its = | Jarge sing ; and said? “That's jus i a wanted to] “Let's go right on, Agatha, an i ef eyat | : ILL HAYWOOD, lately estab- wOUNT A eee eh "Hin granddad and me hey! yin} know, and Ethel said it’s because vou| tend that we a ye ahtals arin Pv 5 i _ i nn NO USE FOR A HAT. B tad tk 0 GGG tk tas Ga A NG author said to William | jacticin’ wi’ him fer a week wir a| cin do so much talking without com~ Reatbalee conection ch ve ymatic Balm quickly relieves intense My Dean Howells at a reception in vator!’"—Curre! mittin’ yourself,"--London Answers ing. “Wouldn' ne Rot HE conversation in the lobby of County Jail following bis accent- the latter's honor in Miamis | bucket of water!" Current Opinion, | bs —_— were |e viet RAR, be de. {pain, stiffness und swellings. Better a Washington hotel turned fo] ance as a member of the National In-| ‘That was Astorbilt who just asked REASON WHY. PERHAPS A SILENT PROTEST. | per’s Weekly, , ed.—Har- | than liniments, plasters or poultives. | the necesary qualifications for] Bad Club, knows a good deal about you, for your avtoareph ite You a eiiean mani eas , HE motor car dealer met an un sresnaneeseetiiinieeses The tablets are $1.00; the balm, 65 pose ion’t seem mu mpressed.” abn e sking each |" | dd i i 4 — i + 65¢ excellent corrective of j various kinds of work when the fol-] alls. The bonding companies asked |°"") can never understand,” said Mr. I other conundrums one day, and dertaker one afternoon to whom BAD TRAIN SERVICE, At druggists, or Surpass Drug ¢ lorpora ders of the stomach, liver and blood. |! jowin anecdote was related by Con-|an excessive rate to get Bill freed, ao| Howells, “why people should be im- he eye PH aI he had recently sold a second- RANK FARRINGTON, President | tion, 15 EB. 26th St. NOY. Co or for Constipation. They clean: gressinan Charles C. Kearns of Ohio: | be decided to stay ins ed by millionaires, M when their supply ran out Dat Advt ey ial had pecduce & healing ak , a pressed by millionaires, My own ex- bse se hand ear, of tho Ilinoia Mine Workers, | ee=———=—eeeneee OD complexion and sweet breath. Sitting on th anda of her sub. I'm used to this stuff,” he told an| perience has been that whenever you |sussested tha’ hey should make | ‘swotl, Lane,” said the dealer, “how Jolie : FU Bede lores or by urban home one afternoon, a woman| interviewer. ‘Then he related an ex-|lunch with them they always let you|rome up. about that car I sold you? Everything ‘sald In @ Jollet interview, Bumstead’s Worm §S 1% Dr wa tones or by chanced to notice that a young man| perience he had a few years 4 pay. All right," said Mike, “Here's | going satisfactorily?" iti Fs, R yrup ‘ iS West a8ane, who Was digging postholes nearby | New York. Mr. Howells laughed gayly. Jone: Phwat is it thot goes around 1| “Well,” replied the undertaker, “it|posible to keep the fact secret. It's rw’, alk MVE falls. One “bottle tnles was working bare-headed in the! He had just been acquitted of com-| “That, of course, is how they be-!p.:-) ard in feathers and on twe legs] did give me @ little trouble at first, I [like the testimony of the miner, ee Voor! ees. "a's, bys sotto, lL ) | * : } \ hb 4 ® ‘ me !