The evening world. Newspaper, July 20, 1918, Page 14

COMIC PAGE om Saturday, July 20, 1918 LITTLE “MARY MIXUP” You Can't Expect a Greenhorn to Be Proficient! DAP Many af cat ee 1S He A Good Bor? at a ieee and Players f THere J it ‘BE ; L com A NEW i’ —DoES HE ‘E.uw FiIBS ‘nfl Ste He HAS NT ) ( ally tala Sige ee OR SAY NAUGHTY ( KNOwN ME VERY ONC. By BIDE DUDLEY UPd bd iliieaae! io ! Le me eee eg as ee > OME of these days there may be offered on Broadway a comic epera with book, lyrics and music by Victor Herbert. Heretofore Mr. Herbert has been billed as a com- poser only, but he lately hus taken to writing lyrics; so there's no telling what may happen. During his engage ment with bis orchestra at Willow Grove Vark, Philadelph nt Mr. Hervert wrote a patr! Yited “The Call of Freedom,” for hich he gets credit for both lyric and music. Mme. Hots of the Chica 0 Grand Op Company sang at the park with a chorus af two hun- dred voices. At present Mr. Herbert is at Lake Placid, finishing the scores of two new musica! comedic which are to be produced next season ‘They say he likes lyric writing, #0 look out for the 100 per cent. pure Her- Ty ,] a , # bert comic opera. LM JE’S CAR This Merely Records an Incident of the Tour! BUT SHE COULD DANCE | We dropped into Proctor’s ty Third Street Theatre the to see some of the children Kleanor's Evening World rehearsing for a ne « ¥ Omer: WH Pree Puttioning Cm OT. Bireaton Werte) Devriens 1th Press Puvlutons Ca (NY. Brennan , | Non-essentiat (ousteies No. xx J Joe, How asour & 4 have at Luna F EATING OUR LUNCH ? — HURRY Joe! One number in | P Joe ' eas particular ao amy seg, MO Med it | \ I| Bolas Millia WHATTA Y'MEAN SAY “Tim , REMEMBER “THES Fee ee eee bee wane Pint ances .. LOOK Ww j 0 | (M GETTING WET “Time T Wok YouR MARBLES tiny piris, each with a swagger atck \ i abgia: { AN THEN S@AKED You with At one point in the song the children) al AN STOP! i \ ‘ < \ MA RIPE TOMATO ? . heki the stick horizomtall inJor | a A x x " \ . ~ ety = Seals chine Aner they had” dor a ; x ; : \ YRS i HAH ~ HAH ~ HAH Et, hild ittle girl smiled. “J can’t,” she ‘ “Why not?” he asked | As a reply she tured aroun¢ of her a f how down could dance! fan. side, and somehow or other It fits In my plan—it helps me; that can't be denied m pooked to write rhyme, | es ~ ?m AD a and i haven't a thought, but walt GRINDSTONE GEORGE Instead of Getting Fish for Dinner It Was Dinner for Fish! inspired me when I've been caught A theme from its whirring will come. Camrright, 181, Preee Publlat (N.Y. Evening World) Ah, what did I tel you? I'll write| 5 ‘ « ” | of peach pie. Now watch me_get| ata NOBODY DOES IT busy—here goes! I'll take a look} , back in the years long gone by, !'ll S ‘No “to'G one George: where the orchard still grows. Reh maligno YeLo en devcie Cech ge) ‘There's father with basket and ladder FRom at work collecting the fruit with a , grin, while mother is heating the| oven red hot and soon the peach plo will co In, How dear to my heart are these scenes of my youth! They make mo a youngster once more, They're great to bring back when! they're founded on truth—real gems of my memory's store, The pie Is all ready; now watch me, I pray Peach pie on my time has the call, TM eat till I'm sick, Aw, doggone | the tuck! Say, my fan bas run down, | blame it all! ass.) ARE He's the tailor who has ass Apiece of zoocls to mat Hippodrome A B0ce1 S| FO meth your tetn suit SKINNER’S NEW PLAY. | Otis Skinner is to appear in a play | called “Humpty-Dumpty" next sea- son. Iden Payne will becin rehears- a ing the company early next month, | SHOWS FOR THE SOLDIERS. | |—— er i Peter 8. Clark, well known in bur- > Sa { on shows for the => Two months drafted and then his dad terngon nd has! take aktestas he T WOULD YOU DO? “Give It Up?” Bet You Wouldn't! HAD LABEL ON HIS NOSE. took “The Mimic World,” an act with " ¢ y church warden, {a ; Bran outniny RORkIEDR AA TUT Conyrlaht. 1914 Press Publiahing Co. (N.Y. Bventng World) : a A shavir © Sunday be- i Mamie Mitchell, Sam Levy and Zella j J Rambeau. | re « made a sel ——— \ xtreme end ‘ ANENT MAXINE ELLIOTT. H his wife, Maxine Elliott says she won’ ¢ y court mext season unless a play p will find peals to her as being " Portance to be C me ny she said. these war times mes along. It must The warden » cut cove be a play with a message or one deal z with the ev ne smile plate, Very mueh i if there 8 uppear- i 2h there i GOSSIP, “Wha that Augusta Glose is entertaining the ) soldiers by singing at the concer nlaster tion canps. aid his friend, “i Ida Rauh of the Provincetown Play . spool ot cotton, 1 200 yards era is to appear in a Broadway pro duction next season “Dark Rosaleen,” an Irish comedy and W. D, He 4 Teleg COMPLIMENTING HIM. “Did you refer to me as a Har, sir?” “On that yo Val ven Ae KECTURED YOUR | He HAD CALLED UP AND STARTED A QUIET GAME THAT YOUR, TOCALM YOUR ANGER HE OFFERED YOU N N THE EVILS OF GAMBLING SOME FRIENDS DURING THE $50. HE HAD WON TO BUY YOURSELF of “The = > \ ANDHAD MADE HIM SWEAR OFF POKER. YOUR ABSENCE UNEXPECTED RETURN UPSET A NEW Har WHAT WOULD you po? 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