The evening world. Newspaper, July 12, 1918, Page 14

and Players By BIDE DUDLEY BERT ANSTETT, who was known as Bobbie Props when he was a property man for the Bhudert attractions, writes us from ® place he designates as “In the Mud, France,” to say he recently produced a musical comedy for the @oldiers over there and that it was fhe biggest success he was ever coa- Mected with. Bobbie is in the Ambu- | Jance Service at Base Hospital No. 1K. He used soldiers as “chorus girls,” and writes they outshone Julian Bl- tinge as attractive beauties, Some of them came direct from the trenches to assume their roles, Bobbie is the bap- plest soldier on our correspondeuce Mst. He always closes his letters by fpsisting that Sherman was wroag. Compared to the life of @ property ‘ man, writes Bobbie, war is @ picnic. BY WAY OF DIVERSION. ‘When mother wants to buy a gown and needs a little cash, to break the Rows to father very bluntly would be fash, She calls bim to the table ana she feeds him food he loves. She gets the gown and probably a nico new ir of gloves. When sister needs a nd new bat she bakes an apple pie and, after father’s eaten it and heaved a happy sigh, she throws her Arms about him and he jets ber have the price and ev’rything around the house that night is pretty nice. My mother says they're all alike; that food will make them sweet. With stomach full a man, she says, is sure that life's complete. As long as : father's appetite is working we're all r right. But should dyspepsia knock it out ‘twould surely be good night! SHE TURNED HIM DOWN. Florence Malone not only acts well but, if necessary, can swing a facile yee 8 writer of poetry. ‘The fol- ing rhyme was handed us by a friend of Miss Malone, who said she wrote it: He foand ber in a restenrant, While a | A BAYPORT POEM. | John Mason, the Bayport poet- actor, was in Now York las night. While in the office of Arthur Barney at the Hltinge Theatre he took time to write a poem for this column. It ie a typical Mason effort, which, of course, means much. Here it is: end. may. 1 ier Si Long where abe lived | | | i NAW, SAE CAN'T Cook! SHE ONLY MAKES 4 TART COMIC PAGE Friday, duly 12, IT ISNT Fair IT ISNT FAR / aaree al DEAR OL CHARLIE MAKES A WELSH RABBIT. FORTH’ "Mise Alina’ —— | REPLY OV HE GANG TILL THEY ABES AND MAWRICES. || ‘pAoNE a GET, TIRED CHEWING Fi There will be four “Busincss Be- | ‘Em Ger mar? fore Pleasure” companies sent out by Rus. "g) A. H. Woods during the coming sen- | |r. veaER oon, ‘Abe and co roles will | | LELEPHONE RE! be played by the following named | TESSIE teams: Be: and Carr, Jordan | | + and Lipson, White and Welch and . “Parlor, Bedroom Bath” will end its run at the Republic Theatre to-morrow night, ' SHUBERTS TO BOOK IT. The Messrs, Shubert announce fhet the Orr & Welch production of “The Kiss Vurgur,” mow at the , will be routed in theatres controlled by them, When Orr & Welch | é/; DOLLARS 7 “Tet i Mom WHAT S “THe BAW=>We ris nr FAR ASK PAW, BE KNows! WU It Will Be Cuter If wien T Site my FINGER NALS, You Punts ' Me- and He Does It When He's Grown Up! WHEN BROTHER PUTS HIS WHoLR Foot IN) Wis MouTH, you cauy ) “NOBODY DOES IT” (Send » Nobody" to Grindstone George) He puts the Pork in pork and beans, WE HAVE MERE ros Seance. “|WAAT MADE 7TH’ LOBSTER BLUSH? a @ pen» PAUSE” moved the show from the George M. | r\ Cohan Theatre to the Eltinge it be- | ) @ame a Shubert attraction so far an | booking is concerned. The Pitinge is | an A. H. Woods house and Mr. Woods | yd je & Shubert ally. | = HE'LL BE MISSED. j = . | P) ©1918 > ‘The Universal Film people will | Prashlh. Nr, have an outing and chacteake “at MT eve wens: Donnelly's Grove, loge Point, to- i meee nd gouceisi,sesi| WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 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It contained 864 names as against more than a million mind the cture, but he can’t wear this astounding vests for 4 while, ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, FT. M.—We cannot say what ts fon-casential emr yment Brown--Cecil Spooner is playing tn tock in the Bronx * ,« THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, ‘a man named Waite Ironton, who tried to enlist in the army, was re- fected because be wasn't emougd. FOOLISHMENT, He changed « dollar at 6 store aid be in-merry Lone 7 Please 8 surgeon in at anes. - 1 bave @ broken ‘bone,’ FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. He—Why are you running? She—A young man tried to kiss me. Ho—Well, go ahead! Maybe you can se aera fateh him Bumstead’s Worm Syrup. heavy Rey ‘ y Mote, *% { YES TOM, PAPA IS) PUTTING YP THE TENT! Guy ROPE AN Te (T To “THat stump! 5 QUICK em aaa "i WHAT > THE | ayy ROPE, PoP? | a A Gu ROPE tS A THING “THAT KEEPS THE TENT FROM FALLING DOWN WHEN THE WIND BLOW in our present Dtrectory: s! No Rubbing—No tata Mates the Cloikes”. Last Longer. 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