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COMIC PAGE Wednesday, July 10, 1918 He Never Heard of Sympathy for the Under Dog! ae ‘Ott-H-H. COME Quick. HERE ARE To Bie -RousH- -Bovs “PICKING ON “Boas IE by £ casir The We Bic Boys >) Cvtick’ Him ALONE, > a G WELL, THEN, WHY StHouLD de FUP EAs and Players By BIDE DUDLEY duction of ‘The Girl Gun,” a musica) play by Guy I P. G. Wod . list of prin @rian, Jack Hazzard, Wilda Bennett, Ada Meade, John 16 ng, Frank Doane, Bert Gardner, @hd Primrose Caryl! st per ®ormance will be given at the Apollo Wheatre, Atlantic City, on Aug. 26 SHE'D ARRANGE THINGS Agnes Marc, chara actress, met @ young man friend un Broadway yes Wearday. They hadn't seen each other He asked her address and “I'm coming up to breakfast some morning,” he said ~ "Let m= know beforehand,” re Wiss Marc, “and 11! send out and ¢ P ~ ‘a _ ze another css THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY It Takes More Than One Dress to Make a Summer! HE BOOSTS VAUDEVILLE. aobaens, 4 who ts preparing 7 CApee. qanaeS Comte Wit Preat Rating Go ONY produce sively during the | YEO -I WANTED “To al fren aneeding M3 60 Y'GON' To” Go “To 7H "MOUNTAINS TAs So? wor “TH 6 we-vsee @AM HILL DID ‘You Do THAT TWO - GIDE, i j 2," o enat @../ ONES FoR On TH WIFE'S, * TRUNK ! ai ERext season,” be eaid last night, FoR TH SUMMER FOR “TH’ “BEACH"-S0 WE “TU have more than 4 dozen vaudeville |. Hun? ( ComPROMOED BY GOIN’ People acting in my companies, and —— “To TH" BEACH" # TH bet every one of t makes good. 5 Vaudeville people, 1 , can get the saffect of a line much more quickly than others, ‘They ace quick to see & point and bring it out.” Now, if vaudeville feels that Mr. MacGregor should be rewarded for this Bttle outburst of laydation, it might send him a nice safety razor, He's raising a beard that should be balked. Lt ic “ Freately pleased with the game ne nus | "“GOOFUM BEACH ; ( BUT TH WIFF HELD OUT ENGAGES MIS88 O'RAMEY. Arthur Ham: ‘stein has begun en- Hsing Lor the musical version of ven Days” Georgia O'Ramey wui be in the cast. Otto Marbach has re- written the pinay and Kudolf brime od furnished the music. i} IT WAS DISCONCERTING. Pau! Dullzeli, of “The Kiss Bur- "and another actor had dined in - : ‘a little restaurant on Broadway and ; 5 = > Were getting their toothpicks at the | nro: = BuO aN cashier's desk when a small boy came She iminetatcy tied . | GRINDSTC INE GEORGE ; His Shirt Is No Longer His Bosom Companion! “NOBODY DOES IT" @f course, she moant two bam @andwiches to be taken out by the! (Send a Nobody" to Grindstone George) He gives you back | your, matches after | hghting his cigor ‘Copyright, 1918, Press Pubtetiog Co. OUR OWN POPULAR SONGS. yy abe ected thus, jut lpagmed wheo abe did roar CHORUS. 2 ee ee My girtis is sinks, 14 wets my my darling ove, realise what you hase a ‘Let's wart ibe glasses linking. STAGE FOLK MARRY. nT. Murray, of “Maytime,” Is | @mnouncing bis marriage. Ip April, $m Detroit, he became the husband of | Vivien Oakland, of the Onkland | Misters, who w in “Over the Top” | ‘at the 44th Street Roof last season ‘Love is a great and beauteous thin fe the way Mr. Murrpy puts It ’ Gossip. wry Worry?” will open in Wa 4 ALIS a July bs "inte “etoptes) = JOE'S CAR Oh, Look Who's Going on the Tour! * FRom Tying Witt; Brostiyn— * SUSAN ANTHONY'S RETORT. J" before the Civil War, Susan m" will open there Aug, 5, seems to be the, consensus of inion in the Broadway district that a Tell is a big success in “Byes ff B. Anthony, the leader of the ‘wanted to resign and become a movie ; Greeley,” replied Miss Anthony Promptly. “I should sit in my office and write articles urging other people Oar and fight."—Ladies' Home Jour- Yout t \ Msg . f full dress rehearsal of « ‘ ee Le . woman's rights movoment, was ' ne nssing Show of 1918" will be [ OW JOE, LETS TAKE HIM OUT OF Look Joe! “HERE wae ‘ i He 0 MA trying to enlist the support of Horace i at the Winter Garden to-night. | CAMP AND LET HIM Go a HE IS WAITING FOR 1 WONDER \F : H'Lo PoP “ Greeley, editor of the New York Trib- may soldiers £00 mere fromm She ie . US, BLESS HIM? CAN COGY HIM “TO : une, whose influence extended from ital for e Crippl ere guests " = A 4 ; Manas’ r Quaid at Progior's th HE. TRIP wiTH us! COME ON~ ‘ pctbadbulbads one end of the country to the other, ' nye yesierday atternaan. | ce ' 4 Mr. G 48 opposed to wom a Lee ray ee tame Pictures| | HES ALWAYS REMEMBER IT! ; an's suffrage, and among other rea sVeay Point the other bight | ; ‘ son's for opposing it he declared that i and littended a dance. We have it SURE -FiNe! women are useless in time of war, i $m good authority that she looked so ) | “What would you do.” ho demand ' pretty almost every cadet in the place | |e, "in the event of civil warts |"“*Just what you would do, Mr H LIFE IN THE BRONX, | "Dear Friend,” says 9 note just in from the Bronx, “her story I've ‘wrote you about Charlie Lynch. | Charlie Lynch, the well known Bronx weribe, was talking about one of his| ___—_— HELD THEM TIGHT, r the dock of a London police coart appeared one morning a highty Tespected resident of our most respectable mburb, “Now,” said the Magistrate, “the charge against you is that of being drunk and incapable, Have you any |thing to say?’ Doy friends. That guy, says Charlie, ts #0 ‘@umb he can't even spell “idiosyn- Stawive } *'Can you spel! it, Charlie? asked © me of his listeners. | “"No! rep Charlie, ‘I never id the highly respected | It was tho result of @ bet.” wine “A bet? Do you mean to gay that you, whom we have all known so New Amsterdam The:/ SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK” A Few Shocks From the Electrical Supplies Store! |'2n#,s* 'vleivot, got arunttor's Perry \s acting in | “Oh, no, sir! Indeed, no! It was 7 ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. M. H. 6 ee oe “We met his car just as we wer nate LC \ | were crossing the bridge, He dimmed + ORE says | bis lights.” fe “We were rolling along at a pretty od gait when we had to stop. There . as a trolley oar letting off passen- Nica? GURRANTS, en gone nearly 5 : re PO ee PEG BPO F SMucKS! A) $ IF TWo MEN? 44 ike this, You see, some friends TESSIR prepres OFAR_OV CHARLIE DAISY DOLLARS. AARoLD Ji ir Ye Th | on! snuck. AB HERES [IF Two MEM WH - dciake ante 'S 1° bo A eer e WANTS A FLAS PA LOOKS QVER. TRE HAROLD JUST | WAT DENT Q I NEVER CAN A FROM WARSAW gd mine were betting drinks on the ? ATHOUGHT FOR TO-DAY PING ELEC) LW LIGHT 60'S Ee ‘i CURLING IRONS. 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He 1 that about a quart was left tn hose every time he pumped a gal- A BIRD OF A STORY. | N Aug. %, 1736, accordi: story handed down in 4 Man passing a bridge near Preston, Lancashire, saw two large oN hi Mrs, Smith, here are those two mamma borrowed last week.” @osks of birds meet so rapidly that Hes ANS \' ] ’ is M8 ; | ou can't get anoth ;3MB fell to tho ground. He picked JUNKER | this place., You've had menenee bed them up ond sold them Preston MW » ' “Friend Wife—I hi you have ¢ market thi some day! plegsant day for the clambake,