The evening world. Newspaper, July 5, 1918, Page 13

POUL Eat kk SA ca \\\ FRIDAY, JULY 5, 1918 Ruggles Jr. Reports (2?) The Great Fourth of July Baseball Game in London” Sy mmer Clothes for Week-End Wear The Two Most Important Players in Baseball, Besides the | FEATURING A WHITE TRAVELLING SUIT AND NEWVEST SUBSTITUTE FOR EV. Judge, Are the Tosser and the Fowler, Who Stands Be-| teeaitnat atest seapeaataene.ce gacenemune mame sesame sis : hind the Batsman Wearing a Cage, Alert to Catcha Fowl - FRIDAY, JULY 5, 1918 Tickies, Scrambled Eggs, Freckle-Stippled Kidlets And All Kinds of Trouble 'G GOWN |The 1918 Order of Mixed-Up Eggs Is a Long Way Re- . moved From the Good Old 1916 Model in the Should One Fly Into the Field, Which Was Not Probable.| , Dainty ortandy afternoon feck in plain r-heoghed at Garage —It Goes Without Saying le x The Duty of the Tosser, I Must Explain, Is to Deliver the ? \ in broad toeersiont ta the auire pry J 4 e/ . aiser Is a Ticky, but That's iy? “Pill” Into the Hands of the Fowler, While the Batsman \ bodice. Reason Why the Freckle-Spangled Lads Should Hinders Him as Greatly as Possible by Slapping at It, in ° Batter Each Other Up— The Moral of This Tear- Passing, With His Truncheon. un ful Tale Lies in the Admonition, Don’t Be a Ticky. With apologies to Harry Leon Wilson. | \ By Artbur (“Bugs’’) Baer. & Copyright, 1918, by the Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) (By Grapevine Cable to The Evening World.) } HEN you lamp two freckle-spangled kids dropping their gloves Vv and bats and starting to toss bouquets of unmanicured 4 knuckles at each other, you will be hep that they are bally- $ hoolng about a ticky. One freckle-splattered kid will say ‘t ain't. The other freckle-frescoed bird will chirp It is. When the flat-wheeled cops pull ‘em apart, nobody will know whether it is or ain't. A ticky ts 4 foul ball. It ain't even a good foul ball. It makes @ little ticky sound when it clips the bat. You can spot an honest foul ball when it caroms into the bleachers, but a ticky is a sneaky foul ball. So then, the freckle-stippled batter and the freckle-dotted cateh- er start in is-ing and ain’t-ing each other. A ticky always starts trouble. The Kaiser is a ticky. Don't be a ticky. Americans play at their native game of baseball to-<lay in honor of their national holiday, I mean to aay their Declaration Day, or whatever the Americans choose to call their substitute for Guy Fawkes » Day. | ONDON, July 4.—His Gracious Majesty King George and IT saw the All very diverting, this baseball sport, and a little bit of the proper thing, I am told, over in America. But of course one has to understand the sport to appreciate it. Since I picked up that other quaint American national sport called drawing poker when I was in Red Gqp, I bed no dif- ficutty in penotrating the perplexities of this baseball thing the very first time I watched it being done. 1 make no doubt, His Majesty, being a highly intelligent vian, cot the drift of it before very long, though I must say one must have « very quick perception to follow the erratic movements of the | “pill.” e But then, the whole sport leaves | much to be 1s I doubt not at/"&vy¥, I Judged by the emblems on awe PLN F Slowest citizen In the works was apprehended in the Bronx om af, His as keenly as 1| their shirts, took their stations about é 7 aN aN \} Tuesday. He's still got snow on hfs shoes from last winter. —for there was no announcement of| ‘he “diamond"—some ridiculously far War dN, iad bao what punishment |@Way. Cousin Ebert sald they were ] was meted out to| ut there to “look after Mies, Rather | Judge. Cousin | silly! Quite as many files about the Kubert, who, be- | fleld stand as anywhere else. I fancy thing to scramble it with. If you joggled one egg up for a year you oe reece rer parr paege Teste ere aarti ac couldn't scramble it because it would still be the same egg. The ides } | dear) bs Fat dae Gaede civac teat eal of scrambling a thing is to get it all mixed up. Beside two eggs pace ecu lout of tie gama, ! walked together up Mr. Noah's gangplank and it's a shame to separate wicket was down| The two most important players in es. j ‘em in thelr old age, they probably| baseball besides the Judge, I must Py a seh Met ae would hang the| explain, are the tosser and the fowi- ‘ nateent are poppe li bir ra Compare a pair of shoe buttons to Theda Bara’s eyepleces. Com- is | er— ands ben! jormerly used, ' ’ TOHRe Na pale uae a poe erase HBAS Te) ths : Strictly. tatloned. and tenunng pee pare the pusted arch in a Bullsherwhisker’s foot to the mighty spam of the rainbow. Compare the fecble pop of a picnic bonbon to the roar | of a boatload of T. N. T. But, for the love of Miquel, don’t try to com . pare a 1918 order of scrambled eggs to the good old 1916 model. weighty of- | Judge's, and—to quote Cousin Egbert ct x rever collar, ficlal of the sport. |—“ready to snatch a fowl hot off the This being Eng-| bat” Yet not a single fowl was in- land, however, I| troduced {nto the match I fancy was quite aware Cousin Egbert was!|Cousin Egbert meant to imply the é@rawing the long bow, you migh Y. fowler was alert enough to catch @ It wouldn't be permitted, you know; IT fowl if a fowl should fly into the field, Mean hanging the Judge of an Amer- | Which was not probable. | fean baseball match. 1 soon had opportunity to discover | The two ‘ides to the sport were what “warming up the pitcher’) n Jack tars and Ar in meant For when the pitoher or] ! se a very pl que tosser took his station midway down | fon the A have th “diamond” and somooody tossed | for thelr liers overseas. Cousin the “pill to him at once be begaa Egbert explains th term by say the most fright- | When they ask the marines to pull the rough stuff, the old boys come through like a gimlet. | If you order scrambled eggs in a chow garage nowadays you get | one egg slightly confused. You ought to inherit two eggs in an ordey | of scrambled eggs. You can’t scramble one egg. There ain't any- Only two seasons in the year now—war and rent. ‘ Theeser will present him with the Ironic Kross, j In recognition of King Karl's bump on the nose, no doubt the ‘Vincent Astor Also Wins Promotion Despite His Wealth . | these “dough s all self. s ful contortions, | ing t rman Emperor, |! ter \ > iy I came Joke: I ean to say, rather neat for iL ay | ap" the poor chap | Americar f 730 | bad involved the | Like Cornelius Vanderbilt, He Entered the Service at the Firat led beaten bland Rlbatia rs! peccllpetalgeed te Opportunity’ and by Real Sticktoitiveness Now Has Se eins 6 tei fical noe eee = | The fellow sutter- | Commission—His Wife Acting as a Waitress in a 1 terribly, then on an © heartily Y. M. C. A. Restaurant Doing Her Share Also hay “Missed it, by disliked b Th r chap i dey : Ps Meaiattny or Cousin| 6c [LLIAM VINCENT ASTOR, Junior Lieutenant U. & N. Ro te . te C08 nd be wears an sbert blatted in| the inscription one of the wealthiest young men in the westd Inflat r to ward off body blows ny ear, | may now have engraved upon his cards tf he chooses. For the Couus in Bebe says Judges of base ol “Strike one!" | & present head of the American branch of the house of Astor, chasing sub- ball matches in the States. are rated called the Judae | marines off the French coast on his own yacht—formerly the Noma—kas by the tor smpanies as boliing| T saw the fowler tossing back the been promoted from the rank of En- dangerous occupations equally with| "PI" to the chap with the stomach! ¢; sign one step above, and now ts handlers of dynare wv Fancy how|>@!ns, who was now seemingly quite} 7 junior in command of the swift little h +a! |recovered. Oddly enough, I had not | eerio Amer tase their sports! | . . oth was once sole pee i we / mane with n the “pill leave his hands. | Cited which he thar off army and navy|There was some legerdermain in this| ‘As Brig, Gen, Cornelius Vanderbilt | filled 1 eld stands and when His bs Hear Bice all the Americans won promotion the other day for merit “pill the iy, f e c beca: ahs b iets were| “Attaboy!" sounded their scalp ery| 7 and stern service rather than use | pe al! [ORCS more. i he Was possessor of millions, so thin o play basebal other and much younger rich man is advanced a peg in the rank of the with, all of the] The duty of the tomer, I must ex- erican specta- | plain, is to deliver the “oii” into the! 14 navy after hard apprenticeship in + arose in-their} hands of the fowler, while the bats- haps the most gruelling t to their red|sible by slapping at it, in passing, | Natural tussah suit for outdoor sports, . PP oe ie | With Vanderbilt, he has the distinc- nscalpery: |with his truncheon. Occastonally | with slip-on Glouse, belted with self rey the cal: ‘one of his fam- ttaboy!" ts | the batsman hits the “pill"—but more | material. Pearl bustons afford a smart i” Y Trim white suit in toweling, featuring a tion of being siti eatin ta | he way it went.{of that anon, ; <) finish, plain skirt and smartly belted coat, with lly ever to bave won & commismen tn! lust “Attaboy!" “That fellow’s a one-armed paper| © $ long fold of contrasting color. ‘ the service of his country. Sn Aone INANE AIM CHO Misa’ ean thal eeissiotis sissitheg ‘ ti i Unconseiously, Lieut, Astor and bis Jiment to H1s|charactertzation Cousin Kgbert gave thee Joe Jajesty, who|the batsman after the Judge had | broad democracy aud faithful servie plain to any eye the man was normal year, Whils he was being buffeted ~ young wife have given a lesson tn | : nust give myselflin the matter of arma, I could not SAFEGUARD YOUR COMPLEXION AGAINST BLEMISHES CAUSED BY EXPOSURE AT S jby hoavy seas standing watch credit by saying I know very well| vouch as to the hives, “ orth Biahfal Cha CGAP EA AEERINCR, TGnea Claw ; __ | through nights of wind and ariving | that scalp ery was given to strike] Just then a sharp crack sounded By Pa u ] ine F urlo ng : by 2 3 ie a dler ly, ugly ONS. | cain an playing the game that be 8 | terror to tho poor chap who wasland the batsman started to run Copyright, 1018, by The Prom Publishing Qo, (The Now York Breving World ae h cannot be overcome unless treated in time, for everything a man has in bim,| Judge. Te seemed to be greatly dis-|toward a large white bag marking NLESS there be beauty of skin there can be no | artis nel ae pimples, blackheads, falling hair, dandruff, &e,, caused by | Mrs. A pen playing the part | tressed over his responsibilities. one corner of tha "diamond". He modem woman to knows that she must be superbly natural to | onstipation, indigest ver trouble and other IIls, must be overcome be- | of a waitress In a Y, M. C. A. rea- 1 must put in a word for the hand-!was running, you sce, cause he beautiful. f 5 ons will cause any improvemont, Hoth internal and external | taurant at the base port out of which some way the King bowled out that|nad interfered with the tosser's de- The clear, wholesome complexion of Nature should t | treat ied to holp rotain and gain health. That wnella beauty her huwband's boat operates, draw- mpi.” Tread in the Mail that Prof.|livery of the to the fowler.| but modern life conditions are such that It cannot be kept only t ' | W beneficial to one complexion of scalp may be divastrous to the | ne & and passing sandwiches Arle Latham, a baseball Judge who} Oddly enough the tosser did not pur- | use af applications, co: ° Leg rie : t ‘i ane | for 1 4 alike ely different treatments are neces- | 44 hot en with the brine had survived many ‘hard games, had __, sue him, ashe well] : en ee OF ADS creams oY OER RATERS AREF | R A marks on them. been giving His Majesty instructions n % bave done. hea 1 if selected with intelligence and a | ie een AAT want ate ane ae i | A year before the United States Capers is apon the art of “heaving the pellet.” Toslmad Chace erly. So many indulge in unwise me f livt | ‘ a i chin and | antered the war Vincent Astor joined | UBER Ro! | ) Faney! in the palace yard at Buck three poor players indulgence in rich, highly seasor > | & jaws, Both of these are well known and telltale signs of depar the ranks of the far-sighted ones | VINCENT ASTOR. Ingham. His Majesty is a royal] put out in the sweets, late suppers and even alcoh eeu who antietpated inevitable confiict/while bis wife, in company of Miss sportsman and vi quick to learn fick! to “look after next to impossible for a woman to retain unajded whai| The 4 1 chin ean be corrected If treatment ts taken in time, for then | and prepared himself to do his bit for| edith Harriman, one of the heir - Refore His Majesty hurled out the fic all began we have been pleased to call the rosy slow of health | 'he Muscles are clast When the Jaws have been permitted to sag and|the Nation, He bought a $5,000 by- | esses of the railroad bulldere walle “pill” the rest of the players were | onverging upon and youth. This ts m than ever true if she has | s of fat to accumulate for ten or twenty years the treatment must be | droaeroplane, learned to fly it and} lions, was doing Y. M. C. A. canteam very active in “warming up the me another in the Saeahad ihalare oh ihicie ro strenuous, and it will take a fonger time to get results, Youthful con- | then Joined the Aerial Corps, Second} work in France pitchers,” I mean to say, 80 Cousin | | Ee | wildest exette- Pentrat elt laees hehe calenden ik writin Miicl| rth {chin cun be restored if one faithfully practises head and | Battalion Naval Militia, l.ardly pleasure crulses are tess Bebert put it. But why the warn-| |= LY | mont, ' ree ere ELIE in | y ned with proper t | immediately after tho dectaration| which the former yacht ™akes out of ing up froce not say se) = The batsman & and ls undoubtedly the most d ae | uble chin ts the backward and forward Astor offered Nis hand-|the base port on the Breton coast | It was a wre ot day at best continued runn, Se FORUM —plexion Great caution must be taker w th ! to fall on the ehe ely and then throw iy yacht to the Gov-| We have read vi descriptions) | I did not sce any portable . || naaene n a wide circle, | vent disfgurements, remedying those intelligently after they have been es: | : east twenty-five thines a tart. Later you The offer waa promptly | lately of the ne of bitter w | or hot water flasks In the “diamond” | while all the] tablshed, At the s¢ the galt air e it play bh ia fo mt nee semnies cee the rich fittings were torn) aboard thes scouts of the the name for the field whercon base American Jack eo attend = [out of the craft, guns were mounted of eighween hours on end withe ball is played tara in the fleld| Ripping my eye!” Cousin Exbert seemed about t : or We ! The Judge continued in| jumpy for fear these mad Americans gore and aft and the erstwhile rich | out sleep ra hand ince strung on Gay “Play ball!” exclaimed the Judge, | stand went quite mad, Suddenly he|turned fiercely upon me, ‘That bird's|The Judge kept one hand or n t wate rest of the sporting | might actually put tnto effect their| man'e plaything became one of the| 1? prevent the cml, on, ae who was safely behind his portable | poised himself and dived along tho| slow as pink gin. He's out a mile.” | cealed weapon and ahs apcund | Kach time he rendered judg-| ‘Feats of atringing to a lamp pont! great mosquito fleet of submarine fore of dropping depte, OMasaae naa” cage and ‘body protector and who] ground, his hand outstretched for one| “Out! the Judge called; then up-|The runner chap, who seemed quit: | = - malian at “| and all that sort of thing. “Helleve| chasers. What became of the Noma’s| rend turking submarines, AR held his right hand in his pocket,|of the larxy white bags dotting the| roar began the most decent figure in all thia con. | Ment on some contentious point either] v6 ay the Americans say, | would! owner was not known until last July,| hardships the young millonaire where no doubt he carried some] playing field “KU! him!” yelled afl of the Jack|tention, played a manly part and|ihe Jack tars or the “dough-boya'"'| -ather be a gentleman's man in Eng-j when the news was flashed from| ‘ured for a year before, peat a weapon. “Ripping!” I could not help ejacu-|tars among the spectators, “Give the| went and sat down, I admired bim| lumored for his blood, Even His|\and than @ Judge au American’ France that Vincent ry pon serv- ae Wer, makes ita home’ a Bine of the sportsmen, all from the lating, “Well taken, old Coliomi” ' the rauel” The attack upon for bis gentlemanly jusincian =| Maes auported to be the leas, Lit bewchall matoh, : tpg bs a0 Ensien aboard own boat @ week remains there @ e ‘ i a a _ = - * — , tT. _ 7 : Saale ane mine lates ss pr PU 4 '