The evening world. Newspaper, June 27, 1918, Page 16

i nib % | Sn aa en aes a be sen ees a e Vuh » JUNE 27, 1918 ‘Court Jester Will Lose Job Maidless Housewives--- When Arlie Latham’s Thro’ | Here’s Hope! Desching Ning to Piky Bal ST OV an ROM PARIS” —~ «|"einmegm once Only Hope for Royal English Pupil Is to Keep His THESE FASHION PHOTOGRAPHS OF SMART FALL DRESSES HAVE JUST BEEN RECEIVED IN| Way Gur—-it Has Been Tried for Five Eyes Shut and His Ears Stuffed, for if Arlie) THIS COUNTRY FROM THE DESIGNERS WHO ESTABLISH THE MODE IN FRENCH CAPITAL Copyright, 1918 bappiogs lea ater Pai Evening Worle Pulls Any of His Comedy Stuff the Kink Will - ‘ : - sonra potion enantio Bt : wthaohbanive Muff Every Ball—He’ll Probably Muff the Lingo, , Anyway. | THURSDAY, JUNE 27, 1918 Unusual dress developed in Attractive trottoir frock de- 1 grey velour and trimmed with veloped in navy blue wool jer. By Arthur (“Bugs”) Baer ‘ moleskin, the fur forming ay sey and trimmed with black | Copyright, 1918, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York Bvening world).| waistcoat or panel front, soaatl braid and ‘astrakhban $ Aye, ur, | NGLAND bas now busted out in a rash of baseball. i E The A. E. F. is busier than a four-fingered barber with seven | _ swivel chairs on Saturday night. They are making the world wafe for democracy and unsafe for umpires. The epidemic is very stylish, and foul balls are skidding around the works like dry shad roe ina gale. Even the Kink of England has kinks in his elbow from trying to crochet curves and inshoots At present the Kink's tossing is trifle fungo-ish. But Arlio | Latham has adopted him for the duration of the war and will try to show him how to cheat the batters. The Kink has a neat but not gaudy royal delivery, with a slight republican outshoot on the pill. He also has lots of swift, but not much control of his Home Rale inshoot. Arlie thinks the Kink can pick up a@ fat living bending outdrops be- tween the kinking seasons, | The Duke of Buckwheatham is some bird on the base corridors. | Ms only weakness is a dukish tendency to bat with one foot in tho champagne bucket. The Marquis of Jazzberry also shakes a wild hoof on the lawn. | But he is a goof for a wide curve and is getting round-shouldered from swinging at throws to first base. The first royalcratic game was played last week in the Kink’s out- | @oor boudoir at Dingle-on-the-Thames. . It was a benefit to aid the suffering Germans to suffer more, Although Klown Prince Addlehead, the Kiown of Princes, was able to be absent, nobody established any moans. Arlie Latham, the Prince of Clowns, was there with both in- | steps and both ten toes, k The score of the first tournament was received at Sayville, N. J., by wireless rumorgraph. The Kimk’s team lost, but nobody had the nerve to tell him. The line-up of the Kink’s team: ‘Tosser . Grabber . Very first bese | . Second secretary Sadden stopper . Oeeecees The Kink . Duke of Buckwheatham -Barl of Cloves Marquis of Jazzberry joa, B. V. D., F. 0. B.C. 0. D. . Count Rong Sir Loin Chopps Duke De Luxe -Ariie Latham FILLING THE VACUUM CONTAINERS WITH FOOD . . ° | FV 00 for Nora, Hilda and Katie . DIARY OF GAME. a Perhaps they may desert the ranks of so-called “kitchen me ‘ (From the Almanac de Gotha.) | chanics” for the munition factory and thereby help win the wat! First stanza. The Kink decorated the first pebble pitched with the royal mace. It was a fast berry with lots of swift. The royal slap was good for the entire excursion, and the Kink stood at attention as | ; the four base bags were brought in for him to tag. The first pitch was | * a low drop, as some propagandist had buzzed the enemy bowler that | Perchance you have a hungry husband coming home, or a party of friends | that follow closely on the heels of the inconsiderate cook Being the serf \of the servant is out of date. As has been re ked bef | hope.” nere is s hope, and it really should be | " Jed In capital letter a Lorillard Spence fr the Kink was a fish for low ones, But His Highness didn’t seem to | | pee : : soshae aUe Piesor mind the lowness. He was quite fresh and jaunty after his tour Yor) pies ie as to aay : J H 1 through the provinces, and led the cheering in honor of his home-run bump. Buckwheatham lowbridged the opposing bowler with a ducal dy the great draft of wom am oT » - rap to centre terrain, but was stalled between stations when his mon- indus fc he war t Dr. Th 1 ocle caught on bis spurs, It was a jolly party {othe Red Cross and ot jM. J. Lave . . . | |teer activity. It finds expre Worl ip of experte Second attempt. Pause for tiffin. | “The American Cooked Food Service, | in bu ny and the planning . . . | Inc." It delivers homes meats | of met y meet war conditions and Third try. . . . The Kink seemed much annoyed when the rete | [SGP Rens Rs ROnteet SALAS f9F 88 10% ; : san ae eree called his bouncer to right lawn a bounder. Some nippy charades APs k Seeeeeae in wros: | Creazieg Iamb on teash~ Ren were exchanged. The field judge was a trifle squiffy, not realizing | ‘ “Striking « aftemoon gown loeotun maya ut it Rf orean zed with | br butter, cottage puddiag that bounders are not tolerated in the royal works. The States' team fi fashioned in white silk and la view @ permanent part in the| ‘ surrounded the Kink, which was unusual as the Kink rarely grants \ trimmed with black fur,, sur- lars jal reconstruction that w uf s fora dinner: Consomme, roast audiences. There was some flourishing of bats and quite some gossip P I plice effect gracefully, featured. | follow the wa It is claimed to be| chicken or boiled ham, mashed potae e@bout crowning the Kink again. These Yanks are a jolly crew. neat “4 |far more economical, to promote |to fre : boiled on . ° ° , balanced me |health by we salad, straws sian prune, greatest of all to save wast Pourth engagement. The Kink mounted the throne at the centre of the terrace and bowled some nippy ones at the batsmen's caps. | | Stunning one piece gown in Youthful frock.in grey jer- { [eee Ae ane Tee fond sing Ca The doughty Yanks parried the Kink's tosses with their sticks and ‘brown velvet for woman sey with bindings in soldier: |” In brief here is the plan, whi rence 1 ia St. OM knocked him loose from his ears, ‘Time was taken out while an In whose figure will permit her blue velour, Self toned silk ‘ TiRKiGA du MOWiL Wank; auour Ava (day pyntare cockinnt a quiry was made of the visitors’ water bucket, which proved to contain | {*» No wear 8 ADIL, ny embroidery. } | months ago and proved so successfut | cry \ mushroom. everything but water. The Kink was going famously until he stepped | S: meer rot at the ono station established that | saute, . uffed turkey or rose oa his chin. | Bea Saito seaaden % ava BE 8S * more will follow | cranberry uce, Duchess . . . enn An issue of from $15,000 to $20,000 rolls, ene Fifth setto. It was Jazzberry's prerogative to strike at the ball, | worth of stock is needed to start a|dive salad, white wine j T chova. ee eae pecs sere a, bade 4; Oe Litt e ories From e ovies Matlom, Hach station feedn 600 peo: |Iate soul ing, the Marquis expects to miss the ball much closer next time, For- ple per day in a motor radius of from | auto drives up to your door at ns or car 3 tunately for the Marquis’s social standing, all his | one to two miles, If enough peopte in| any time you name, u the con- tif off before "his rcinendnilawe tae iy ld Sheek Bere & siven locality dinpone of $9,000 in| \ainere with’ the food, drops om ® Daseball. He ts quite a bi ATR AEB: 89 e u r e S tock the corporation takes the ress |menu for the morrow and when the vay quite * OOD EF, - | establishes a station, and meals come | containers are collected you Stxth innit Tim: | motor riding into the house. If sub- your order ing. in. | e1 d No breakfasts are served 8 I m o B, : > |ecribers cannot pay cash down the rved yet, ° . . Produced Under the ‘Title ‘Celeste of the Ambulance Corps,”’ Featuring Shirley Mason. | Draten has Aisanged'a time page| BYARyISION (a gosh pscice aaa Seventh time, The States team propelled the ball quite vigorously W 7 rose and drank a standing toast to the)to her face. He had,to nave her at-!ment plan through the Morris Plan|contalners are thorough: erilized te their try at the wickets. The Kink has quite a slow ball, which is By William Addison Lathrop women of yesteryear, forgetting all|tend to it very often—though ‘e never| Company. Jafter every meal. So much eare ts quite fast coming back. Our terrace chasers forgot court etiquette | (4 motion picture synopsis in exactly the form in which it was swd- | about little “Never-a-Ca paid any attention to it when he iad Five months ago the first station | taken 5 that the | om numerous occasions and turned their backs in the royal presence mitted to the studio, and one of a series by this author being published But there were tears in her eyes as| with his fellows, was at No. 213 West 79th Street. Sub- | corporat ays Mr. Hoc ‘son- while retrieving the baseball. It was quite jolly but bally informal. in The Eveting World.) she thought how little she was, and] And then, at night, while the grim| gcribers were first served, hot rood | ally indorses the mov Trained . . . 3 (By Permission of Britton Publishing C ) how useless in her “Never-a-Care"| soldiers smoked their pipes in the] peing sent to their homes in helio-| dietitians a n aff to see ‘ermission of Britten Publishing Comma, . i . » big things to| glow o: camp-fires, she sang to| 2 colored automobile c-| menus are w ; he tas tow innings were postponed, as there were aumeroue T WAS 10 o'clock when Celeste |. “Deuced bore this war business,” |World, when there were big things to] glow of the camp-fires, she sang to/ trope colored automobiles and in vac. | menus ar 1, Sanitary titions from the bleaching seats that the K opened her eyes and looked around | suid Harold, “You girls cawn't get |4° all about her, She slipped out and/them “It’s a long, long way to -| yum principle containers, that kept }and health depa regulations are petitions from the bleaching seats that the Kink should be parcel poated the luxurious room, Yea, it wast i on the bed} rary." Maybe the tears didn’ food hot or cold for three hours, | #ci¢ y'|went to her room and fe : "his Tuite anealtac your Pariy gowns this season, s to the showers. This was quite puzzling, as there were vo signs of |a dream there were tho. fy poe s in a torrent of weeping. ‘Then at|down their cheeks as they cheer stead of just 500 subscribers * night a mecting will be threatening showers. Recess was declared for tiffin, The game was |and other things that proved it, and} She found Grandpere in the big u- |p. She tore up the fowers and tne As the days went by, Hayward and} jing service, more than 1,500 others te f Mrs. George not resumed, as the jolly Yanks declared they had to board a tram for dance-orders and stamped on them;| Cel te wound closer and closer about | a yplied. she closed her eyes again to review | brary, very solemn over his 1 ) Avenue, Wash- Berlin. They are a queer lot and not very serious in their joking. the events of the coming-out party |paper-Grandpere had been through | and she threw tho hateful box of bon-| themselves that impalpable bond that; Names of well known New York are, Gramercy ond Aird It is not likely that baseball will ever take the place of cricket in of the night before~the dances and|the war of '70, and knew. She took | Dons into the corner, binds lovers, until they knew. Then men and women are listed officers istr Chelsea are Bngland, as the English do not like to exercise with their tiffin, How- the men and the gayety it all, | his cane and played soldier before him| The four old veterans were stil in| came the crash of arms and the/and on the consulting boards, It is a serving ever, the debating which scems to be the principal portion of the pas- | TR® maid came in and pulled asid>|—but he wasn't to be amused. And|the library telliag of tho horrors of| bursting of shells. They ronan’ tn | stated qulte number of Shem have Ld time, ts to be encouraged, as clocution is almost a lost art in Britain, the heavy hangings from the win- | she, who had always lived in the Land |'70 when she walked in and told them | the wounded, and ane Jlple ored 10 | alaysr with thelr seitchena ang Calls are coming fro After tiffin the Court Chamberlain apologized to the Yanks for not | 20¥% Jenbel and Haile Md Fan- | of Never-a-Care, couldn't understand | that she wae ing 9 » rope to 3 the a the wwoke: tor | larwans nw fRey. Jaana. foe. thele owe other « to tho city erowning the Kink again, as coronatio © 00 Wally SapEKITN Th | eee tree alae hee eee : ; | tiseen that there were women t XK his head and turned away when| well, eliminating entirely what has|mecting aro Mrs Horan ent was a jolly party but quite inexplicable. peop : 4 ¥) ‘Then three of Grandpere's old at | i a erbert Satter! ea pad been, and the million | trie: : inner ani There was an awful ‘uss tr might say that baseball is like nes that nine tale about (eee seme an tor inners AAG LOY e UNom ae Disu ‘orative but unnecessary, Ree rary mere Ye FINISH.) Then there was breakfast with| somewhere near Metz - — ——————— |Grandpere. She took bis newspapers |another had sightles he ed about him, At night, she!peen called an American crime,| Mrs, William P, Hamilton Mra. Vi crept across the fleld among the dead. ! kitchen waste. iam Delano, Mrs, Willian’ Shells burst around her at intervals. | Jessie H. Bancroft is President of! yirs, John Ki, Milholland, M She found him by the trenches, and|the corporation, Adolph Lewisohn! mond Gilder, Mra. Ch rie i he knew her, She knelt beside him,| vice President, Mrs, William G.| Mrs, Walston Mul lirown, Mrs From a totally unbiased view, w the curl in a pig's tail—quite d (KI © very troubled, too—one of them one arm, the other he had left| ot to be thought of; and the in ‘70, And|Were astonished and incredul she was deaf to protest and en eyes--from a Sk away from him and dragged him out] shell explosion in the same war And the three veterans left, with} and bis head was upon her bosom as} shailer Secretary, Dr. Belle J, Mac-l yon MH, Henry Shopper of bie chair to make him dance with | mt at dinner, apd the four g! 4|Grandpere sitting with bis neag| Re crossed oven, ihe jsineed BWA sold donald Treasurer, Mrs. Emma Wal-|Normo, Mrs. W a . \ \iips, and laid his head ap t Serer cite 3 HE was charming to look upon, | assured her that they did her, until he surrendered uncondi- | yeterans told of that awful year bowed upon his breast and "Nover-a-| Sho’ pose, the frenzy of the bereaved | dron Davis Ms anager and jara L. Oller} While the moy this young woman, as she en | “I would like to see some, please," | lonally and begged for mercy listened with widening eyes, |Care” at bis feet, tearful bu | tigress in her eyes—little “Never-a-| Assistant Secretary and Treasurer, | those in h tered the Chicago Post Office,!came the unusual request. ‘Then there was the ride tho told how he lay upon the [lute Care!” | she stripped the I ed Cross| Central offices are maintained at No, |! pe An OR expe @ moment's hesitation,| In a dazed wort of way the clerk| matinee in tho big car 8 apd cf howe women, & pures:| They made & f he £1010 | ee tee ee ine one icok his sword |? secon Avenue iave been: overs mp window, The | handed out a large sheet of the 2-| Percy and Reggie met the had coms and ministered im, and|—the great, bea mud vidiers.| und. fuced—-GERMANY! And then| On the Board of Directors are such|have stations t nactisinaly and t variety, which sho examined | nome in the car with her, which was | how whe had waved his life. “An,"| And she did her duty well. no oung| the heavens were split apurs; and) other prominent New Yorkers as Mrs, | ven In the poore districts, expeotantly, and she asked: | caretully: tainting to one near the) neid up by @ lot of people who wero! said Grandpere, “there were women in|officer, Captain Hazard, swore to| When the smoke and dust had cleared riarbert de d re. Edgerton | nay are. naw. “arene cheaper tha “Do you sell stamps hey?” |" will take this one, please"! watching @ bulictin§ board witu! thom dav And as he sithad andtthat, after aha had hound win 9 teint! 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