The evening world. Newspaper, June 24, 1918, Page 18

+it @ big teater.” Plays, ef shortly a July 6. The b« th gaged for the cu sof, Chic Bal Schiller, Vire and Adele Ast and Arthur A will be the sr Show" series. A TERRIBLE RHYME (By Way of Divornion,) | A sailor tore his uniform. He was] a careless sailor, To get it fixed he went around and saw Miss Laurette Taylor. Said he: “I think I'll go and you'll excuse me, mates.” ne thing to do, he Bates, His fish, if And, knowing just he took along Hla ship was needing He started out to fill her. | To get some flour our Jack dropped in and called on Henry Miller. ‘The grass at home was very high. It made his parents sore. To mow the lawn he had to go and get a Florence Moore. One day they thought they'd like to move and so he quickly ran to get a track, and hunted up this fellow, Billy Van. Perhaps this sounds like camouflage. It isn't—not at all! If you've a hunch we're stalling, gee— you ought to see Rose Stahl. JERRY GUESSED IT. Jerry Vogel, who buys and sells music for a living, went into the cafe of a Broadway hotel Saturday eve- ning and was brought face to face with the help stringency. He asked for soup and a bungling youth wear- ng a Tuxedo spilled a portion of the order down the patron's neck, “Look out!” yelled the young man, fier the damage hi °. Jerry grew wroth ‘Bay,” he eaid, “Tl ha my soup internally. “Yea, sir!” came the reply. “And what's more, you're no walter at all “That's no He" came from the serving youth, “I'm the night ele vator jockey, but I don’t go to work on the lift fill 9 o'clock.” Jerry took pie. JOE WRITES FATTY. We have been notified that Fatty Arbuckle, film comedian, has received another letter of appreciation from Joe Latinsky. It follows, in part: “Dear Mr. Arbunckle: Comed again to mine teater yesterday night yurn extra fancy picture Mgpnshine. It made euch a lafink de policeman he vante to gif it me arrested. He tought shure a fight I got in mine teater. 1 gif him a invitation he should see yurn picture and he laff chust like @ recklar human peebles. If you could wee de crowds of peebles ven is yurn pleture in mine teater you vood be happy like two dogs playink. Vunce yesterday I solt stand up seats. I am hopink, Mr. Arbunckle, you keep in yurn healthy and some day I'll have OH, FAY—LOOKIT! A young woman, who lives in Brook- lyn, has sent in a rhymed tribute to Fay Bainter which is worthy a place here, ‘Try it over on your way home to-night: One you thaillet my heart with rapture Dey fe say gel iM my Yee ‘oocetnen “hist ihe Lewerce ofa Kim! Darglart You. Td turn « rotiber, Time a muse. far in ster The mefwory of the moment it ear wate one bien (0 ie, GOSSIP. Lewis Frey of the Singing Ushers has joined the army. ‘Ned Wayburn is staging the Weber @ Fields show, “Back Again.” Milis & Lockwood have been en- raged by C. B. Maddock for a produc- tion called “Nature's Noblemen.” Al Piantadosi'’s sister Amelia will marry Lieut) Rudolph Garoni of the aviation service Thursday. John 8, Lopez has completed the fim version of Cosmo Hamilton's novel, “The Sins of the Children,” for Harry Rapt. ‘Vera Myers, the dancer, has retired trom the Century Grove Revue to take a rest. She'll be seen on Broadway emt season. Leon Bamberger proudly announces that he is the father of a fine baby girl who looks like her mother, The Richmond County Chapter of the Red Cross will hold @ big carnival at Midland Beach, 8. L, Satuday and Sunday, in which opera stars, vaude- ville acts and circus performegs will appear. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. After a strenuous campaign, the minister at- Willow Pond, Mo, bas persuaded the Selecunen to prohibit betting on the horseshoe pitching car néwal this year. FOOLISHMENT. A Dy cum day sat om 0 wall: “Twas out in Jeremy Oxy. Be gare Th 2 sigh, neve is 10 tie Clothes Washed With VANS HORUB Sanita, Sweet-Smeling and CLEAN inequalled for BABY’S Clothes. Makes the Clothes Last Longer. VAN ZILE CO., Mirs., West Hoboken, N. J. Be Thrifty VANS NORUB | Saves Your Clothes | COMIC PAGE Monday, June 24, 1918 tence eee eed LITTLE “MARY MIXUP SER TIT — eee C Thar 'S & STORK. STORKS Are 5 | Cano T We peueve \ & ( TAT STORK “Recognize ) 7 1s , ) = ) Bil SHEN OVER TS ~ \ THE THN@S Thar BRING BABIES | \ TR = M- SRIAKERHOE Joe Isn't Getting a “Brass Band” Send-Off, Is He? Comrrieht. 1018 ries Peemaning OO (mT Rremtie Werte JOE’S CAR Non-essentiat Inousteies No. 303 Tavess (ue DONE mY SHARE! (WE BougHT “THREE BONDS DEARIE, You wouLDNT MIND [Fo “TOOK “THAT “TOUR “To THE. MOUNTAINS , wouLd You ? “ED SAYS WE'LL Go with ME \F You won't ! 1 HOPE You HAVEN'T FoRGOTTEN “THE “TIME. PHIL HOWARD CAME BACK AFTER His “LIZZ(E* TURNED OVER ON ONE OF THOSE ap Joe! WHAT ABOUT “THAT “wit” YoU WERE. GOING TO HAVE. DRAWN UPL? Nolt AN' GHE AINT SPoKE CAN Y'REMEMBER So YoURE ALL ques we. ‘Cauee 'v bea a oO TH’ “WIFE” To ME IN JHREE AN “TH SARE? OUR Fi HAY SHE DID'NT land HAD A LIL! BATTLE ‘@PAT" LUKE HOME LATE 2 . : veal Ing Nac ie, BO CR eer fe DINNER OR SOMETHIN? Said ? UceD TO'EM DERRY! : Wonder if a Fish Has a Sense of Humor! A Wl] .NOBoDY DOES IT” (Senda Nobody“to-Grind stone.Gearge) He comes home: froma vacation, “all vested up* yd] MARKET comm: SEreNV!I NUMBER OnE Boor mavore! SAES Mm - CHOY AGAND TODAY. SHE'S. QCA, MELONS han ve MELON- conic! CHEERFoOL. CHARLIE 1S GOING FISHING me Don'y stor _\ Re COMPLAINING | pee Reset. eae OU To MARKET MARKET WITH t TIAGE THE st AS Ara DURING LUNCH Ree RITCHE NET — af ‘You Oon'rervevet™ LooriT 1-5, swow! Ta aus Our o' GREATA! I le