The evening world. Newspaper, June 18, 1918, Page 14

LE ee ee a * NN a & « Ate TUESDAY, JUNE 18, 1918 |Taking the Snap Out ] Of Snappy Gents’ Clothes > Leaves Them Sorry Birds TUESDAY, JUNE 18, 1918 Why Do You Love America? * “4 Country Is Like a Mother—We Are So Apt to } Take All Her Virtues and Blessings and Gifts When Unk Sam Gets Through With the Bunkouflaged Clothes } for Granted. .It Is Only in Times Like Hounds and Strips Them of Their Skirmish Pockets, et These, When Her Life Is Threatened, Battle Belts and Star-Spangled Lapels, They Will Resemble That We Stop to Remember!” the Saddest Sight in All the World, Picked Turkeys. ’ F By Arthur (“Bugs”) Baer. ' By Helen Rowland. Copyright, 1918, by ‘The Preas Publishing Co. (The New York Evening Wort. an Coorriatt. 1916. by The Press Pubfshine Co. (The New York Evening World) AVING cancelled all the embroidering from the daffy mena, » i 'HY do you love your Country? Uncle Sam fs aiming a mean optic at the garnishings em ~ You know why you hate the Kaiser—but that is not snappy gents’ clothes. ‘The clothes hounds who doll ‘emselves ‘o enough. up Like @ fractured thumb are due for a scalping. Unk Sam Sa after the t patriotic slackers who go around bunkouflaged tn military I Hatred is wasted energy. It is LOVE—always love—that wirs! able uniforms, Frocks for males will be published hereafter without j A country is like a MOTHER— the skirmish pockets, battle belts and star-spangled lapels. The Inds teat We are so apt to take afl her virtues and who gyrate around with belts around their waists, belts around their le blessings and gifts for granted — elbows, belts under the arms and belts around their necks will have to « Su J So ready to accept everything from her, and be satisfied with a belt on the nose. Unk Sam needs the material for ol «give nothing in return! DF egal fighters, and the buffet battiers are scheduled for a robust f A a pping. { at it is only in times like these, when her life is By scissoring all the spangles off of snappy gents’ clothing enough ; = threatened, that we stop to remember! cloth will be saved to make a Sunday vest for an elephant and have i be If you were born in America, and have never ‘aaa aia eh to oo up an army. No more eae Ci Bal accor. , Fy . leon plea jecorations on snappy gents’ coats. D can H inal ev : been out of it, you do not know WHY -” love win the war without cuffs on snappy gents’ trousers. From where ' ey ¥ - America. : we sit it looks as if the snap is about to be extracted from snappy eu You just love her—and let it go at that. gents’ wardrobes. eal But if you are a foreign-born citizen of Al! that patch pocket bunk and pinch back guffle !s nothing bat im ‘America, eypouflage. They manage to raise families in the Souse Sea Islands } toa * without ‘em. Why should a bird smear himself up like a sartorial te Or if you have ever been away from America “for a a long Christmas tree and wiggle down the street looking like a hatrack in a vect time, boarding house with everybody home. How many fish do you think an ent’ You KNOW! You know a thousand reasons why you love Eskimo would cateh {f he wore spats, a high hat and baited his hook T this Land of hope, and freedom, amd comfort, and equality, and plenty. with a fancy vest Instead of a piece of fat? You chirped it. It This Land of free schools, and free colleges, where ‘your children Full dress suits will also have the two-pronged tails eliminated , . from the tournament. This season's full dress suits will only be half may be educated, i fall. They will look as éf tho tallor used a buzz saw instead of a eet } This Land, where the poor man of to-day may be the rich man ashen. i ef toxnorrow, In order to conserve material, frock coats will be form fitting. This Land, where the lowfiest enjoys comforts and luxuries such asonly the wealthiest dare hope for in other lands, ‘This Land of the universal bathtub, the common vote, the big- gest mountains, the biggest crops and the biggest hearts in the world! This Land where every man has a wholesome respect for THE MAN WHO WORKS, ’ And a chivalrous regard for women! ‘This Land of plenty—where every man may have and enjoy as much of that plenty as he is willing to work for, And where there is NO LIMIT to his possibilities of attainment, except his OWN LACK of energy, ambition and ability! ‘OU know— You, who come from Russia, and who no longer fie trembling in your beds at night, listening fearfully for the dreaded knock of the Czar’s soldiers at your door! ‘Which ts going to be pretty bad fun for us bowlerced snappy gents. ' The birds who wear out their trousers sitting down in the subway seats while women stand are also inheriting thelr share of the bad news. Thirty inches will be the maximam length for coats, which isn’t . long enongh to cover patches on the rear veranda No more than three pockets will be alloted to each snft. But by 1919 that will probably be three pockets too many. About all that a snappy gent carries in his snappy pockets are his hands. Even the snappler brand of snappy gents only uses his pockets as a garage for keys, kelly poo! pills, a Chinese pocket piece and coupons from cigars that some other sucker bought Why pockets? The only answer te that fs why. Of course, even Unk Sam won't be able to save much cloth on the | fat snappy gents. But he can balance that by making two thin snappy gents crowd into one snappy suit. Or he can compel Congress to i launch some new reinforced concrete laws ordering the stout birds to pack both their knees into one trouser leg. That would save some snappy material. ae | You, who have seen a poor man cut down his fruit tree, because fhe tyrant’s tax upon that tree was more than the fruit brought him— YOU know why you love America! You know that she is your foster-mother, It’s going to be pretty corrugated on the snappy gents wh YOU know— F are bilked out of their sappy trimmings. sath! You who have seen women yoked to oxen in the fields of ‘The saddest sight in the world is a picked turkey, ‘ a4 F b Idiers in the streets ‘ And knocked off the sidewalks by-insolent soldiers in the stree! ie . oer The Reason “Why”, Scientific Facts Applying to Questions You Should Be Able to Answer. Who opened her gates and her arms to yc u! Her hills and valleys are the breasts from which you have drawo your sustenance! Her FLAG 8 the symbol of your tiberty! Her songs are your battie-cry of freedom! Her people are your brothers! OU know—and | know! Y For | have stood upon the deck of an incoming ocean liner, aiter long months of exile from my Country, And felt that strange, sweet tingling of the blood, that glad throb in the heart, that wild joy that is almost pain, + Called “Love of Country”! Let pacifists and scoffers sneer at “patriotism” if they will, But it is still the biggest, finest, noblest emotion of the human Why Do Things Whirl Round When You Are Dizzy? 1iE medical terms that describes in simple language “to turn.” There are two Kinds of dizziness-—one where the objects about us seem to be turn- ing round and round and the other where the person who ts dizzy seems to himself to be turning round and round. One cause of this ts due to the fact that when you are dizzy the eyes are and the yes, moving independently still matters wit right themsetves, There is no @reat harm in making yourself dizzy and very fitte tan, this condition of turning or Why Are Most People Right- whirling is vertigo, which means Handed? M*:. People aro right-thentea simply decause trained ¢hat way. prude) manded or left-handed depends largely on how we get etarted in thee connection. When we are young we form the batst gene: ral, etthor right-handed or Jeff meee as the not in complete control of the brain caso may ba Most peophe correct their children when gt - of each other, look in different direc-| herded eee eety 0 become take handed, as we have ee eeetiiesettianainammenndiiedl e ° ° ° Wi fe [tion and produce this turning effect| that it is come ¢t Gtk better t ar Airplan es With Cannon Next St ep in Air CATT ATE ico. s00 vrain, since each, ove then| than tet. and that fn the enna A man who has no love of country , i ression to the| people ae Sint i ji i | ? : . Saree ‘ +—and against that }>rain instantly. are handed. As @ mas Js a man without a soul! things which the flying fighters are| sept’—‘thirty-seven’—and agains| ; ter of fact, if we 2 | : ki a ‘Tho principal cause of the sense of were trained pert Aribes : F rl ‘ Fi haA id) P. d New “Th 1-|likely to do before the end of 1°18.| nothing can stand. we Of) fectly, sh You cannot describe it, nor define it, nor defy id, nor eradicale it! rench Already Have Nearly Perfected Neu irty | Hore are his prophecles: Tee ene T asked, “that to the|dizziness t, however, the litle organ| ianded ana veh ree bait a Sa ceipearen = ; ; a 9 ” i , ‘ It is born in the soul, like the belief in Divinit | Seven” for Aviators to Use Against German | w,. aries wit arn thelr fightin belongs the supremacy of the! Wbion sivee ve oar power to balance] people are so trained mas. Bome A r : : near the ears! rer " . on And without either of these, you are not a MA’ Armored Warpianes, Says Aviator Stehlin. planes with cagnen against whic eerie rt cane (pet eat alel eae mera ale [Pete te thats able) es ~ ti as b 2 ileauniie tage WHY do you Jove your Country? PI hall j nothing can stan| aie manly: hough |ensed and people affected in this way| wir vp met with both hands and Why do you love your MOTHER ' By Marguerite Mooers Mars all, , | With enough planes the All men the Germans score. Flying |are almost continually dizzy. When-|tney ce ng ont this fact, we aay y do you love you b . . se Ger infantry se , ; in | © ambilextro i loa ie oe ae | FAT! will the war fiyers 0\ (ally praction! youor met po end the German infantry going to have a lot to do with win-lever this organ of balance ts dis-|natural twat ong us It fe mot \ Ut one 6nd the seme Wing | next? ight here in New YoreeLievt desl ee —___Ining the war, When there are enough |turbed wo Tose our idea of balance! trained to do th: hand shoul? be They have rbed Parts, | 5, Stehiin, the Sheepshead Bay| ‘The Germans will bomb Now York.|i1anes they can be used most effec-land the turning sensation occurs, | is not Dings while the other “The evolution of the fighting plane] tive tis, the City | iator who has had one of the, against the men in the trenches.| It is easy to make yourself digey.| From tr F BOOK OF wonpmrs Will War Restore Ex-Shah of Persia's |tondon. Red Cros their thrones is Mohammed-All- | spies. ty Mirza, deposed tn 1909 as Shah of The land which in the days of VY Persia. He was eueceeded by his Cyrus was the 1 artillery Bre for|againat three opponenta, was twice) Toplaced the revolver’ ‘Thon tho!can get a big superiority in machines] incalculable damage,” Lieut. Stehlin| chines. If they ‘ flyers used a machine gun. The ney machine gun was synebr n the|many trenches can be demoralized.” | gravely reminded me. The separate | Boches, what ne recognized as 4 80] «Now, how about that German air} parts of planes take up very little | plane their own people, | offielally cited in French deapatehes, served on the fight-| was awarded the Croix de Guerre and, i} ve DB e wa 0 € u mabaio au 0 L sa neologne and most of the other| moat picturesque carecra of any of| Bas been going on ever since the wari] mysol¢ have flown low over @A|All you do is turn around a teow | Egos, Brepu of Industrial ha et ie OWES h 4 | aalic nta on the|our world-famous fly started,” he told mo, “and a new and/cnomy trench, pouring machine gUN| times in the same direction and stop. ST, ] 4h rone f map of Kurope.| As New Yorkers are 4 to know, | Startling development is due ina very yultets into it, and watched a thou-|In doing this you disturb the little A NEW FUNCTION } ‘ ily increasing !ernment, which gave him an aeaiaill They have taken! Lieut. Stehlin sailed for France at| Short time. ee es aning Wan ind Germans scurrying like rats. The| organ of balance and things begin | 2 roan card With lyases pak $ who spend *owance of $800,000, a paltry sum inf pictures of enemy/ nineteen and volunteered for the flyers went up unarmed Ri carrie’ |;ateriat damage done by ground fire|to turn apparently before your eyes.| jy Pirrpcol se You what to eat. ob ng rad the Ovlantal walen: Contin defenses, spied out | La tte Escadrille, In less than a| Only revolvers with which oceasion-\from a plane ts iess important than|1¢ you turn the other way you right! pe thi, es beyond a doubt BS their days in hoping that some | 1) 80°" 0° UT eect Bhan wan enemy reserves and| year he brought down six German| ally ie poy il # fow|ino damage to, tre morale No trouve matters again or if you just stand veal de, without ; i fern of the war will restore thein t| practically a prisoner, surrounded by movements, correct: | p two of them in a solo fight| feet fyom y n rifts can stand this harrying. If the Ali tar, | ' Ki be done? Each orhi's greatest em- could ae a yuld shoot oug © pl } s 5 oo” s, Y elgat . con, Gleenien-All-Mirae, and the lat piro has been ruled by native Bbahe UgP-Leunea ing ‘patrol and en-| incidentally, painted on his machine] that tt could shoot thr lg the pro-|raid on New York?” I asked New| space, and can be brought over on) suming a squadron ot port: : ter was followed in 1914 Uy a younger | since 1502, when Ismail placed him- Fanos oiod in desperate! the first American shield ever to soar| Peller when avienegad nen planes +s own boy aviator, “Do you be-| submarines and assembled in twenty| that makes forty botabe Ea Rc brother, Ahmed Mirza (self upon the throne, In recent years | duels and squadron combats thou-|over the German lines, He te now o with two machine guns Were sent UP.|ijove jt will be pulled off?” minutes ‘yon uy can be sent over commander could pick ane bp The deposed Bhah was educated in|Mussia, Great Britain and Germany | sands of feet above the earth ‘iber of the United State Aviation} ‘The Germans for some time have) “1 shall be the most surprised man | New York in broad daylight. At night) scraper, say, “That a Sky. ospit > lig! s mine, t he would | have »pps, from which has been bor-| been developing tho armored plane." |in America if it does not come before | New York, despite the lightless orders,| within thirty fost come down Bourope, and it wos the ught to gain a para What are t ahita | of it, dre be favorable to western ideas, He nffuence in Persia, and when | mediate future ure literary.| rowed for talks and exhibition flights| (Even last year a number of the best the end of the war,” he gaplied soberly. | is still much slpbiar than London or/and blow it into a ruin, ee wtarted his reign granting Persia ar broke out tie persons, like H. G, Wella,/for the Liberty Loan, and, mora British airmen said they knew they} I told Lieut Stehlin how a fellow Paris, and there are no protective | planes could tan: any ptace ie @eoonastitution, but later revoked this, | of influe ) “But|momber of the Lafayette Escadrille, | searchlights to trace the path of hos- ace in the ives in the fine} usxia's “phere | scle a nee ee + : pa ; : lata: antl ere fig! a plar surrounding co e” was t rthern half of | who can—and do-give many amus-| recently, to stimulate activity in the| were fighting armore | F counter anniiee mi a revolution broke out which'the country, while E and’s was the | ing guesses about the war {n the ar| shipyards, His book, "Joe Stehlin, that isn't going to do the Loches any|Lfeut. Bert Hall, had intimated to me tile planes. ate Gian ai | surrender themselves as one @ove him from the throne. When) » half, A that is now] that still is behind the veil of a na! America’s Youngest Airman," will ap-| g00d,"" Licut Stehlin added with smil-| thta there might be worse thing than “But 1 yn in} ese planes! war—to ve interned peace! ope 4 full freed to leave Persia the ex-Sh German air attack on New York, In- | would bother to come by night. If] the end of it, untess t} ly unt 4 through the collapse of Rus-|to come. You can read the ong! pear shortly, and he hopes to return] ing confidence, “becatise, in a very ie populace went to Odessa, where he was pro the outcome of the war will |if you are interested merely in the|to the firing line at an carly date. short time the French will be carry-|agnmich as it would wake us up fully tay fev sree the layer soll of Man» at them before the military pee Wa vided by the former Czar of Russia! undoubtedly 1 he country ander| product of @ ntimetre Imagina-| ‘This slim, biue eyed, amooth faced | {ng cannon on thelr planes. They have/to the fact that we are in the war. hat pau in ee ee Oe Socket “I don't see why not,” reitermted with a magnificent home. His rv 1e firm control of one of the western | tion, But I have just heard some re- boy with a big fund of aerial experi- nearly perfected the adjustment of a “an enemy raid would stimulate] any rue UD | Lieut. Steblin. g fame was chosen by the Persian Goy- Allies markablo prophecies from an essen- ence, thinks there aro three mew cannon for flying called the ‘trente-' war activity, but it eculd accomplish would tal m tor American ma-! Do you? ome “i ite s ’