The evening world. Newspaper, June 12, 1918, Page 18

and Players By BIDE DUDLEY ONEY HASKELL, who fs still be at Rascal,” in spite of the fact that General Lee once gave him a big red apple, has re- turned from a tour of the West, where he offered his monologue in all the Cities without serious results, While away he took occasion to look into theatrical conditions minutely. We found him on Broadway last night. “How are things out West, Rascal?” we asked | “Look out for the theatrical bust. | ness in the West,” he replied, “From the Mississippi to the Coast I noticed it everywhere, and there is no telling how far the movement will go. Why, in Denver 1 really couldn't and I was indeed pleased. The entire West is perforated at present, but you nev- er can tell ut how about the other side of | e question?” we asked, wishing to | get it all for you, reader. irene WewINEnING OH IM. Y. Rivening Wet) THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY “Without precedent,” he replied, and with emphasis, too. “Thanks, Loney!” we said. And OH! BoY! Some” HANDOOME CAB‘! TH ote "S BELLS’ RIG WAS NEVER IN PT! A GOOD PUFF_OF WIND WOULD BLOW OLE DOBBIN” INYO TH’ NEXT County! then we made haste to put his words in print. | MRS. HYMER WANTS SKETCH, Mrs. John B. Hymer has made the Actors and Authe ague, Inc, a offer for t The Best Sell- ers,” for v rhe Hest Sell- ers,” howev | yle eville , hasn't been sold. BY WAY OF DIVERSION. T've been a’ eatin’ radishes a month er maybe more, an’ of the lettuce, green an’ fine, I've et a goodly store. em both with- out a sing time has ¢ like good b r month er eabout. I've et green onions tender till they've toughened an’ got stout. The spinach has been with me too, a’tending to its job. But they kin go: the time bas come for corn—on—the—cob. here are accepting congratulations, It has just become known along Broadway that he i# a benedict. We're not fooling it’s a fact, Eddie Cooke is a married | man, Last Sunday, jus in the tower struck ‘n Miss Alice Quigley of marched into the Church of St. Mary of the Isle, Long Beach, and the Rev. | Edward P, Hoar mado them one. While they were entering the edifice twin aeroplanes soared over the} church. and Eddie considers this an | omen of good luck, Tho newlyweds are honeymooning at the home of Mr. and Mrs, W. M. Goddard at Long Beach. BRADY GETS A NEW PLAY. William A, Brady, Ltd, has ob- tained the American rights to “The Chineso Puzzle,” a new play by Marion Bower and Leon M, Lion, and | it will be presented at Poll’s Theatre, Washington, June 23. ‘The play will be produced in London shortly at the | New Theatre. | “THE UNKNOWN PURPLE.” Noland West has placed in re- hearsal a drama called “Tho Un- “which will ba pro- | ashington June 24, and | week there will play a week in Atlantic City, Richard Bennett has the principal role, The play is by Mr. West and Carlyle Moore, the | latter be the author of ‘Stop | Thief.” “The Unknown Purple’ 1s said (o be spectacular in the extreme. | NEW FARCE STOPS, “A Marriage Made in Heave: farce by Capt. H. Hatcher Hug! u 8 of | «| JOE'S CAR nment | eepri | int 101, Press Publishing Co (N.Y Von TWUNDER! anoTHER PUNCTURE !! ay for the do by Department Commission — on | ‘Training Camp Activities. ‘There is a | possibility that it will oe seen in) New York next season. WELL —TTHIS 1S A NICE QUIET SPOT TO Gossip. | CHANGE A TRE — 1 woN'T BE BOTHERED! and Max Plohn have! Abe Levy yuthern rights to “Ilo bought the Flo.” Dote Rogers is to have a part in * Business Before lleasure” next sea son Leo Ditrichstain has been elected to membership in the Societe L'Histoire. Jack Mclean has been engaged by the Me play in “L/Oceident” | with M imova | “Bus fore Pleasure” will reach its h performance at the kiunge to ht Peggy Wor Maytime’ is going tw Maine to fish. she wants er comedy, Orders” are writing ments as dramatic eport that A. H, Woods had over the Hudson Theatre was 1 last ni rtin Herman, »0ds Gene r Clifton Crawford, in ancy Free,” n the Casino to the aday, and “Oh, Lady, Yep, I HADpA be N far Bei-| | | LY DINNER} J WIS ‘ cated 2 OUST O’MorE © Wien neo GENT.) 1 t will be a NATAL, YAOTE ~DON'T KEC ~ - {fk ABLE D'AOTE - s BoUy EAT? ) Linge Dorot who acted in “Hearts Hh war «\\) — of the World,” ix making @ tour of the < FA Sonn) cities Where the Griffith film is being TELEPAONE Bounty! » challenge THE vall in the near VesneuLe cautions will b WAITERS © that the score keeper Who WAIT doesn’t run out of paper FOR ATAGLE j A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. 4 Reversing in t e-athp is now said to b w A your ago it was i FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, dat cullud man ake A yor we | COMIC PAGE Wednesday, June 12, 1918 BIRD WAS JERE ( “WaT AINT How My PA DOES IT A (Ban Dots “Bur You, ARE A LITTLE SYouNc TTS" —_> THEY Re " TU ‘ OF “THOSE Good NIGHT! SHES DAWGONE KIDO— Down !71' Poor pi OLE GOAT AINT SIRONG ENOUGH ’ Cae Keep tr6 Feer! HAVE BEEN JTHROWIN' THEIR CAPS AT HER HuRRY.— YouR HORSE 1S LYING pee He Will Change It—Some Other Place! WEY MISTER — DON'T CHA HARTA PUT AIR UM YWBE FIRST — HUH? DONCHA MISTER ? Course. NOT! DO YA MISTER? HEY MISTER —— AIN'T CHA GONNA CHANGE Y TIRE i] MisTER ¢ AW GEE MISTER — KIN L HOLD “THEM BOLTS FER YA? — MISTER , How MUCH DOES A PUNCTURE Cost? GONNA HOLD'EM eae CH BOOK SHELF WAAT ISING OP a ca I Doge fi ZeEN WoUo Bs eet, bp ese IF AMAN WAS | RAIS M In NO- MAW S- LAND - ; disks | CTAG- } youre it! T NEVER £9010 EAT SPAGHETTI TAE RIGH At ies WAR BRED! r8y. LIMERICR ———+——~ Ly ig NAPLES - A GUY ATA French Peet DHoTe- A\D- SOMEBODY'S *| ROCKING THE B Hote! TRE WAY THIS MAN HOOVER. AAS Cor THE HorSE DOOVER- GETS SOMETHING, WAICH IN FRENCH Sounos Like G’AROTE ad WS C ‘wei, Bort “oe “NOBODY DOES IT” (Sena a Nobody’ to Grindstone George) y c f .He has the last word in an argument with his wife. P| THER THIRTEEN “Tar § 5 OLD ENOUGH FoR anyvtane ¢ S TESTIMONY. ‘ r of a widely known, ¢) stem, Judge Wil!- Pollard of a St. Louis t, is the subject ef a story s a unique way of deale ng out justice to minor offenders. driver had n brought before Po! irged with cruelty imals. had been driving @ galled mule, but he had an expert witness in a veterinarian, who testl- fled that the sore on the mule’s back did not pain the animal in the least, The Judge listened attentively to the long, technical opinion, and then demanded to know the mule's where- He was informed that it waa to a wagon that stood in f the court house, , rdered that court be burned for five minutes. ’ He took his cane and proceeded to the street up to the mule and with the his cane gently touched t pot on the animals omptly tried to ward off the wagon. Judge touched the his cane, and the = Police Co that illust 4 end ed as. be returned to the isoner was called bee t pect to the expert © had introduced in w that the mule'a him, U will fine udge 2 hurt CASCO ~- 2% in, CLYDE -2% in, ARROW COLLARS: CLUETT, PEABODY & CO, Ine Alakere