The evening world. Newspaper, June 11, 1918, Page 18

@ meagre way and Players By BIDE DUDLEY OUR Uncle John Philip Sousa, although he Is a Lieutenant tn the navy, just cannot divorce himself from bis own particular and private band. In recognition of his untiring efforte in tutoring young tootera to toot in the Great Lakes Naval Station Band, which numbers 1,000 young men, the Government has given him twelve weeks’ leave of ab- | sence, and he will use it touring this! country and Canada witb Sousa's Band, opening in Poughkeepsie, June 2%, The tour will be under the direc- tion of Edwin G. Clarke and Harry/ Askin. EACH TO HIS CALLING. Felix Adicr was in the smoking compartment of a Pullman coming Eeat the other day. Four other men were in the room. When Mr. Adler said he was from New York, one man | waked: “How was the theatrical season in New York?” He was a Minneapolis theatre manager “Are New Yorkers eating beef?” asked another, He was a Nebraska cattle raiser “What kind of a Mayor is Hylan making?” asked a third Ue was a Chicago politician “Say,” came from the fourth, have they electrocuted sinc He was a Culiforn much who cker? if A NEW LAIT PLAY. Word from Los Angelos says Oliver Moroaco produced theye Sunday eve ning @ new play by Ja titled “One of Us,” with playing the lowding + it on. Mann re and Miss ports say beth the play Mann scored hits. If Mr. Morosco thinks New York should xee “One of Us" it will likely be brought to Broad way sauson, HARRISES GET ANOTHER Having acquired tho Miushing The atre several weeks ugo, Charles WK Harris and Zack Harris havo now taken over the Murray Hill Theatre, Flushing. These new film igaguates intend to see that no gwilly nickel escapes down there. ANOTHER “MAYTIME.” “MayUme" company wement ut the Broad- st night. 4° ts head ed by John Charly Thomes, Carviya Thomson and Jol.a B® Murray. REAL WESTERN TALES. Archie Layton was from the East His parents were exceedingly poor. One sister chewed gun before 4 type~ writer all day Jong in Wall Street, while his only brother hopped coun- tera in the Magnet in Jersey City Vhese two support A # gold mine and on the old farm said Jim, “Et wilt “_ will help you right and you will find covered with blisters, ye ) Ne thought of the id folks a and the mortga, on the farm. day Alkali Jim said “Archie, go out yo the devil and you w Archie quickly vice. He took a custard snd a box of and dug like er and dig lke find gold.” ed Jim's ad- » for lunch cork-tipped y 3 t uk something. treathlessly he overed it and bore tt to the as- ayer Throwing |t on a table he yelied Eureka! 1 have strack gold “ed He was wrong was plain rock Archie is now tt piano player in Rullneck Harvey's saloon at Ely, Nov Gossip, Richard Carl “Burs and Frills,” | closes at C. e June 20, Ge \labama Florida is booking the 8! for next scason | O'Rourke bas resigned as she Friars’ Club to ry Steward In the Hugh V Night Mana of Scranton has ut a barber and the Top.” put Avery Jouble Mix- hoe has named it & Co The Six Browr «, Whi & & Burt and Muriel de Forest joi ed The Midnight Frolic” last n ebt ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Jack D.-—-See npamberlain Brown ' erald Building spelled Skenk A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. The girl. who marries him just be cause the other girl wan wishes the O. G, had him. 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