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—— = —— —— — SAT ny, ugh Lae tis RY Peery OT m | LITTLE “MARY MIXU [About Plays. \ was. Ghed Co denteg Mary’ it ALWAYS ” . m ' ? and Players |j{o«‘to-7"..0" ° Caen ace) ee (Seth AMTER ee AND “ene was Mone ‘ k Bi Goon Coob Ati DAY M “THAN A HICKELS WorTH MOA ONLY CAVE z “Two CENTS MGS T pip NT Do SRE (T pous NT > Dous Ww Oo Th By BIDE DUDLEY LLIAM A. BRADY hasn't & very high opinion of the men who sit in projection rooms and pass on the merits of new film productions. After seeing @ capac house viewing hi Stolen Orders,” at the lagt night he shot a few concerning them at the wr department and aseured us t f ot be kept @ secret. Believing | fim men might like to know what| Mr, Brady thinks of them, we quot “This ‘Stolen Orders’ flim of m ie ‘over strong, and I am Pf rtiqguia pleased because it was denied the Rpproval of a lot of so-called picture | experts, These fellows who P | new films are jokes, All they know te how to yell ‘frame’ and ‘focus. they think a performer's hat isn't) on right they whisper, ‘Pleture bad one’ to each other. They di care much for ‘Stolen Order I'm glad they didn’t. I'll make $1 000 out of it in spite of thes 0 who are ever ready to , man’s $100,000 production because 0 is a @ detail possibly overlooked. If they JOE’S CAR don't think they're ignoramures, let | foe! {eocn-come up here and have a look it Does Joe Feel Better Now? Oh, Boy! the business we're doing.” i. : , And then Mr. Brady took out’ his rabbit's foot and gave it an extra ruby Geert Pras Daebing Ce NE Ereging Word oe ¢ - — SOLDIER COMEDY TO-NIGHT. Gos! wiat's Thar cop ae z - cc hitb eens aWraronbale & Kemper will Wnt | (I Loon’ aT, ME FOR? HES WOUOING HIS HAND uP MAYBE IT'S ONE OF { SAY — GIMME. A RIDE. ~ Your Troublen,” by (Georke © Mazel 1 AIN'T. DONE NOTHIN’! FoR Me “To sToP "! “Tem SPEED “TRAPS ! DowN THE ROAD ~~? vey! WHERE and Rose Stahl starred, to-n in Lihiasahcaieicad GEE " o y' Taint me? Paterson. The production will play Baltimore, Washington and Atlantic City and’ then come to Now York fergt. Empey, in the role of a youth ful American soldier, has shown In the rehearsals that he really can act NAVY CORNERS LUESCHER. A squad of Pelham satiors, com manded by Lieut. B.C. MoCulle cornered Mark Luescher the I podrome yesterday and fired at him a volley of thanks for the work he pot ior vith “Hurt now at the Century the noise died awa Mr. Luescher wap given @ ships jock. The Hippogrome man put the ‘lock under his arm and left on the run to catch the 6.15 for bis farm at Southport, Ct. He tooR the Sailors’ gift out there so he could be Mf having a good timo this summer TO OPEN PLAYHOUSE. George Broadhurst has arranged to open the new season at the Play house Aug. 12, with Mark Swan's lat eat farce, “She Walked in Her Sleep.” Hale Hamilton heads the cast A PLAY FOR MISS BRICE. Motttagu Glass and Jules Eckert Goodman have written a net y which A. H. Woods will produce early in August with Fannie Brice in the cading role, It is said the authors were at a.joss for a name for the p THE BIG LITTLE Hn . Poor “MINNIE’—HER HUSBAND NEVER DID A DAYS WORK @INCE HE MARRIED HER — AN’ WHEN HE ENLISTED SHE WAS HAPPY AS A LARK — BUY (T Look LiKE SHED GRIEVIN' FoR HIM Now! AN’ HES . COMIN’ Home! NoziR! Worse ) av / DAWGONIT-IM | | { eee ie Sorey “MINNIE \ L ‘DISCHARGED _ “Hal ‘ N THAT Ode en ‘| ().| V —o. Pook Ove HIM! a5 "BILL 19 KILLED = Hur 2 \ A BAD COMEDY NAME. F. H, Graves, an English come dian, saw Andrew in "Flo Flo the other evening and later sug gested a part hip with him for a vaudeville enga In London, Yombes, who is tled up with con r ny Flo Flo” man, Tombes and Gra well,” replied the WHOA, ADA! Bpeaking of dancing, little Ada May | Weeks, who pears with Clifton | Crawford in Fancy Free" at the! Casino, has invented a back kick step which isha pleasing feature of her) Cap DTG ee by ork, © proper moment. Miss Weeks kicks out behind in a happy RINDSTONE GEORGE T : manner. he Oiler Works Better Now! AND HE WAS FLATFOOTED. NITED STATES SENATOR « NOBODY DOES IT” | HOWARD, SUmEREARTE of c [ VX ‘est nia, tells a stor; (Send a Nobody’ to Grindstone George) Pegesthiiipe ig ed, viata | 4 recruiting office in the Senator's | State for the purpose of enlisting in the Regular Army. The examining GOSSIP. Jack Osterman has been engaged for the Coast “Parlor, Bedroom and Bath” company Orr & Welch will anies playing “T' ext season, Kiss Burglar” 5 From Pauline Landau Nobodys boy, “The Sauab Farm” ts soon to bh = f : : Intervale Ave. played by the Shubert Stock Company A in Newark 3 ; 7 Patsy De Forest has been engaged dl Drone who loves to |Physiclan found the young man as tor a role in the Chicago “Maytimne” | practice his |sound as a dollar, but that he had Company, opening at the Broadhurst music less, | flat feet. ore, || lim sorry,” said the physiolan, }“but I'll have to turn you.down., You've got flat feet.’ The mountaineer looked woul. \ oa oked sorro | “No way for me to git in it thes t® \, he inquired, ; “I guess not. With those of yours, you wouldn't be ters march even five miles.” hae ‘The youth from the mounta ed a moment. Finally he ne A L , eae so darned * Walked n one hundred and fifteen willen nate "Every. wil) see “ a .Lyric to-morrow night The Brooklyn Ice Skating Pe which will open as a film thi Saturday, will have girls as em. throughout Martin Herman the Thi val Police woken for the me of Mr. Herman drilling utive officers and « how L nate te walk bac! body's Magazine 4 IF | . | Rheumatic | THis BCOB 1S AFRAID Gussie WAS TAS BIRD Li! Jaaale Gonna te | USE ‘ “SOMEW eRE 1 wow v, Ty 1 ’ ~ ‘ IEWHERE IN NEW YORK There's Some One Thing Each of Us Is “ Afraid” of! ee ONE THING TM ) f THORSOAYS THIS . AFRAID OF, AN’ THAT I, L We mise 16 A He LA STAYS 0 A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY 1° Youn @ver LAUGH. \' NYPLACE HE Ge DY STAYS IN WITH OF EVERYTHING, EVEN oA wen: «ROSA ; ; Putin wap lM Gon tee tee V0) BORAT ROME AL'S WE SGT OF AER Lityas GUT IL, WS SHADOW « THIS dost. \iicianse) GEAOLYS ae) BRAVE, ALWAYS h soNscIONS f eWST A PLAIN) FAT Guy CREDITORS PUTS A ‘ANT GO NEAR | ? MADE A AFRAID of 46 REAR OF Brave Guy. 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