The evening world. Newspaper, May 31, 1918, Page 22

1p NEE EE eee — shouted another fellow. | THE BIG LITTLE FAN Dé { | TLE FAMILY The Missus Was Asleep, Too—Above the Ears! y & ) & j ritory it has not played. Also, he may ! 7 Col: iD: 7 COMIC PAGE Friday, fiay 31 pepe ns Stic 3 games cee co C OF, L00K , BospBIE OS ( SLAPPED His “BABY wN aN Y “BROTHER ON His Face’ / X" COM HERE [pee C MAY, “Boast Tm surprisko cy CAUSE 'T WAS THE >» my pie een (WHY DID You SLAP YouR LITTLE ONLY PART OF HIM THAT ) MOM WANTS, YOu “BROTHER IN THE Face 2 - WAS NT coveReo uP -/ ed JAY GOETZ, who was Rayimond } Hitchcock's partner in the pro duction of the first “Hitchy Koo” last summer, and in the pres entation of another musical piece, “Words and Music,” is to produce tn- dependently, Broadway hears, now that the Hitchcock-Goets combina- tion is no mote, It is said he will put out the first “Hitchy Koo” in the ter- acquire the rights to “Julie Bon produced by Louis Mann a few ago. ALL RIGHT, CHARLEY! Charley Shannon, famous as Sam's brother, insists that we ought to print & story about an Irishman who f climbed up a ladder and feared to & come down. b “Come down off that ladder,” STS = 1 BRINKER HORE — “LE can't,” replied the Irishman tome down the way you went up IT can't. I came up head first.” Outside of that Charley Shannon 19 all right. A VERY SAD ACCIDENT. Florence Martin, of the cast of “Pack Up Your Troubles," ‘has un parthed a rhyme which ts submitted tor your approval, In applauding please refrain from stamping tho feet. The rhyme: There was & yo chemistry tough, While mising sme compounded stuff Droypal a mateb in the vial, And while They tuued trout teeth and @ cuff, | SAM'S DESSERT. | It is absolutely impossible to keep Sercaton out of the column, If it's pot this fellow who's sending in) stories, it’s that, The latest to arrive is a tale about a Scranton bill-poster tamed Sam, The advance man for « show took him out to dinner one da mussed up | of Scrantun man asked ‘or dessert * asked Sam. ‘ something nice to eat aa finishing touch,” explained the ad- | Vance man. “| got you,” came from Sam, "Gimme a hot-dog.” THE “CHINATOWN” CAST. ‘The cast which will play “A Trip tv | Chinatown” tn the cantonment thea: | tre: will be made up of Jefferson Le | Angelis, Howard Kyle, Grace Studdl- | ford, Sidney Toler, Maxon and Urown, Jack, Dora and Wyn Crisp, | me Charles Bunnell, Amy Hodges, Besse ; Seymour, Marion Sherwood and Louis | Windias. Richard Kieserling will direct the orchestra. The opening will | ‘ake place at Camp Merritt on Mon- | day, June 10. . PARK GETS A FILM. | William A. ‘Brady's feature film, | “gtolon Orders,” based on the Drury Lane melodrama of that name, will go into the Park Theatre Sunday evening. Carlylo Blackwell, Kitty Gordon, Montagu Love, June Bividge, Madge Evans and George McQuarrie | weted in it. “ES DEAR — TH' ) DRUCGIST DES GENT ) S Over W’SGLEEPIN' / T Fetl LiKE TH’ “THI MoANIN » WRECK 0! TH’ NANCY B: ROUND: AINT ) <I ANT SLEPT ¢ DOIN’ You No 4 A WINK (N THREE / GOoD —Go SEE NIGHTS! 5-7 \ ote Doc GooFue ! wile — pa i icmaaacioas SSS NEP HE, DAMS \neLL Sou) Te GST “INSOMNIA * Go IN AN’ =< LEFT TH PRESCRIPTION Lig DOWN AN’ AT TH’ DRUG SORE 5 ( Zit Give Nou = TH’ DOPE Goon , > \ Ge FILLED? (ae IF ‘Comes | are AHETH' PooR Dear ) oa He GEEPS GO C ees PEACEFULLY-ITS A) GHAME “6 DIGTURS ey) HIM He WAKE 5 rc Too Bad It Wasn't “ Hair Oil”! “NOBODY DOES IT” | tone George) | Send a Nobody toe Grin Dip You KNOW— ‘That there ts a Navy boy in “Biff Bang’ named Lean? | That we'll give a prize to the first person who doesn’t send us a Navy Bean joke? That Sophie Tucker really should dampen that acrobatio saxophone player in her jaxz band? ‘That Pink Hayes went out to the race track yesterday and came back thinking deeply? That after Sergeant Arthur Guy i Empey was goated into @ lodge the * other night he put war second? t ‘That no gir, Who poses for a beau- e public get | oe | Reeser Sooner or Later—!f Not Sooner! HE'D BEEN TO THE “FRONT.” Y ce ie hed at the back a the house Ale said, “I re ete ee ———_—__—_ ) \'VE GOTTEN, SO I NEVER SAY ED — I'VE. GONE OVER “THREE ‘THousanyY MILES Now AN i iy VORRY OVER MY “TIRES wey . ( “f ' } a DAINT HAD A PUNCTURE. YET ANY MORE! { USED TO = ‘." The Messrs. Shubert produced "The . WORRY @ LOT FOR FEAR- ~ id AS ake parted oh t UNerty Guu" in sa aven t | Bes Clifton Crawford's yacht has a wpeed of 2% knots, but what's the erry? latined, 7 a close-up 4 for artists. with your i time, What of heroism did you do at the nurry? Dw. Grimth has completed a film called “The Great Love” which will ‘pe released in July. "Adolph Kiauber has engaged Lyall| fwete for his production of “Helen| ‘With the High Hand.” | ‘Victor Jacobi has composed a wal and dedicated it to the "Follies.” Marilyn Miller will dance to tt, “Getting Together’ 1s to be played New York again. It wil open at! Shubert ‘Theatre June 8 ‘Hitchy Koo 1918" will bogin its) New York engagement at the Globe Theatre next Thursday. In. signing « long term 1} Vaudeville contract, Trixie Frigdnz. stipulated that rhe be permitted to | appear at patrio shows ; | yy d ‘ Catherina Ma ‘ormerly well | ‘ ‘dj dian, “I was out on my farm known as an American prima donna, “SOMEWHERE IN NEW Y a lay, about fit ‘eheighes fs singing at the Lexington ‘Theatre. SUNS “ {IN NEW YO! 7 ae , ‘ = é . day, about fifty miles from the house, Jue Lowe is now playing. the tK The Camera Fiends Are Most Successful When They Get Negative Results! 0° jQS\\M arm came up. 7 Vampire in “Business Before Pleas- ¢ > ¢ turned the pony’s head ‘for hon } ure” at the Elunge Theatre | }SAY KIN A PHOTOGRAPHER TUS ‘ i nom t The seats for the Lambs’ Gambol ee wif will be auctioned June 6, beginning +t or i 4. M,, at the Hudson Theatre | HANA ig Tie People's Home “ URSES!I" said he Vi about horses, I had an Sy eet ca ae suid the Cana +f DOLLY — DOLLY BG SIsTER'S CAMERA, nd dog, only ten yards beliind, had to 99 SAIO IT WAS TOU WITH AIS SAVINGS, HE the whole distance,"~-London ( 2bD LooKina. BouGHT A ROLL OF THEOPHILUS NEVER FILM. HERE ARE A THINKING, SAID. FEW SAMPLES HE THOUGAT IT J WAS A Goop LIKENESS G IAKE YOUR PICTURI: IF LUG INSISTED UPON TAKING THIS FATAEAD BouGhT How ts 1T THAT THis OU HAVEN'T GOT ONE ? DAcee NEAR Ar DOcK = Hie A CAMERA FROUA — ARDWITH AN EXPENSIVE 'S ALSO IN BED-- SEd E E r ™ at si COND HAND STORE CAMERA GETS Ncug IN THE BED OF THE RIVER, FOR 3 BucKS HE CHEAP RESULT Mog BL Sma SOVERED UAT. A SHEBT OF THINKS HE GoT A ede 3 nyt ’psrer a) WATER, ____, BARGAIN, WatT TLL — (WOAILE. THE TELL. ME MANS Gee! ¢ KNEW THAT ¢ { HE FINDS OUT THEY —_— uit Guy WIT A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. AGAIN OR You! 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