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COMIC PAGE Saturday, May 18 _—_ eS eae Some “Birds” We Know Are Just as Ignorant! =< SS ——— OH, Mom, The S ‘ * Mggeeeers = gore som, and Players \| uTne bikD oor " 5 S wy, “THE BIRD Dio NT FALL ioe ae if : ape: By BIDE DUDLEY | “The Nand AND We Feu ) s TAKING WATER — He's “PROBABLY —_) pay Dont THK There 5 - | athe doont IN SOME WATER AnD _/ m7 \ baat 10 | mamamneaen hike) re “BIRD IN THE WORLD KYows | 1S FLUTTERING au J \ sare. WHEN IT S .saTGROAY menr!_) AROUND AND FEVERY THING J ) AYMOND HITCHCOCK will 4 borin anengagementin “Hitchy Koo of 1918" at the Globe Theatre June 4. B. Ray Goetz, t Who was associated with him in ¢ } Y fest “Hitchy Koo," Is no longer con Nected with the Hitchcock interest Glen MacDonough is the author of the new show and Raymond Hubbell, t composer. In the cast besides t star will be Leon Errol, Irene Bordo: the Kouns Sisters, Ray Dooley, Amma Haig, Laura Harris, Roy Cunmings, Gharies Cartmell, Wieanor Sinclair Helen Meers, Florence Denishawn and George Moors. ‘The chorus will be made up of forty girls attractive enough to please bi the tired bust nem men and the out-of-town buyers. | A GOOD CAST. ibe ron (1k bra Pibbas Gh 1H 9; eeeane, Woe Wagenhals & Kemper lave engaged @ strong supporting company for Mee 3 Sergt. Arthur Guy Empey, of “Over JOE’S CAR the Top” fame and Rowe Stahl in the : a sea Rew war comedy, "Pack Up Yout [O5~>~ OV tre haem Gry suum Wand Joe Just Multiplied Ed’s Tip by Four! Troubles,” by George C. Hazelton. The cast, which will number twenty-five, (rtbenacamnargenaoas nditare Will Include Frazier Coulter, Fiore JOE. 1 JUST Got A TIE FROM Martin, John P. Wade, Min rett, Harold Vosburgh, Clay Carroll, A FRIEND OF: MINE IN “He BusiNess- i Cee ee ey nate te: “THAT “TIRES ARE GONNA “TAKE. , S 1 can Keer ‘EM 1 Sack. earsals have be : een ss the Moroeco Theatre under the AN AWFUL JUMP SooN! we Sele we 1M GONNA GET ONE No! ‘ais anal OV SSRN KERHCRE = DID YHEAR ABOUT “THE. AWFUL RISE IN RUBBER? pervonal direction of Collin Kemper. BAILEY HAS ANOTHER. Qiiver D. Bailey is one author-pro- duber who refuses to be licked. Since i he landed on Broadway three or four years ago he has tried to put over two of his own plays witbout much euccess. Ei next season he will | try Jt aguin. This time he will offer a comedy by Lottie Meaney and bim self, entitled “A Stitch In Time.” He recently tried ft out on the road and it behaved beautifully “I think I'm about due for a hit,” said Mr. Bailey on Broadway yester day. Then he recited the following bit of rhymed advice 't let fallure bring shen Yeau! an’ dip Y'HEAR ABouT THE “TERRIBLE FALL IN MAZUMA? blue | lowe, y amoke | frie : i FOR THE RED CROSS. “Btarting Something” is the title & play which will be given at thi weak for the bene of the Red croes| =. HE BIG LITTLE FAMILY A We'll Know Better How It “Put Luke In With the Boss” Later! ] t The author 1» Klizabeth Tyree Met- a t AN' DID YouR \ 3 fi — "BOS" EAT... if ‘ES — calfe In the cast are Lucia Moore, | IT DEAR SO) \ THINK Sot Mre. Jacque Martin, Donald Ross, | Elisabeth Tyree, Wtbe! Hornick, Ma- | rion Berry, Mildred Southwick, Hilda Wierum, Carpen diows und Arthur Sen hn has given the use ¢ ee * _ OH! BY TH’ WAY LUKE - WoT BECOME OF “THAT "MINCE PIE” the theatre ap the Messrs. Shubs CMesteepay— bin f ; furnish the scenery free of t ‘The play, which 1s both serious cad You EAT 1T ? Pe = ° I Gave tT, To _ TH’ “Boss INsTEAv! HE WAS'NT AT TH OFFICE “To-DAY y nes Findlay tiea, Park 2 ger. Otto Ka omy! THAT OUGHTA PUT ‘You IN Goob WITH HIM? fuvny, deals with “farmerettes.” | ~ pe BALLY COHEN HAS AN ACT. | h will return to piaylet called “. r] Hice and Cohen, Mr were headliners in ville theatres for y fs the author of “ SHE SPOKE THE TRUTH. A man went tu the offices of a the atrical firm yesterday to apply for a role in a new production. The youny woman in attendance shook her head, h “You're late,” she “That's right! 1 man, His name was John C. Layght. BY WAY OF DIVERSION. It's time to write a rhyme of Spring, 4 the season when the poets sing of} piontes, sandwiches and jugs; of | ite tine to were of tds and trees! ~~ GRINDSTONE GEORGE TOT TEOTRAENTY replied the “ of playful calves and b It's time to write of “d Chickens Went “Over the Top”! + So Considerate! e e Pig 80, by gum, I guess Ty, jet me wee—what can I say i : e “Ah, see the calves at play!" iG rather silly, I'll confess. I fear this eae NOBODY DOES IT young private had bee y yme will be a mess. ry ay again ; = Wea ae ¢ ley ‘ 4 - ted as sentry on B Squadr 4 . ‘golly, that's ut ie | | | | (Send & Nobody" to Grindstone George) Stables, But when the sergeat Let's put it off until | \ ' f the guard came round on big visi an kes | | } he was ¢ « Gossip. |] | Arthor Hammerstein has engaged 1] ll} | if De Haven and Nice, dancers f } ee yt nus his tt Frank P. Morse, Washington dra eq Uh p» matic editor, hus bought a part in Rs ath a ferest in u Wilmington (Del,) news per. sl| roars Bi . Chauncey Olcott will play “Once | Upon a Time” three weeks more next ~ | 7 month, beginning In Paterson, June 3. — } Frisco, the man with the comedy ie o Jews, will dance daily neat week at at wake the uca Observer, asta BOLIVIA GOOD PATRON, Red Cross benefits Jessica Brown, who danced in the ! fi ‘Cohan Re 91 | { gaged toa Hed te {| | De HIS country is now the ohtef Quiet” | ¢ I of Bolivia's importe. a ") e the p: | 191 t 4 li wide Fergus | ; to 1914 tt atood fourth on mati to- mo! t \ ti the soldi im \ ae \ fit t oe oYUr . . ’ on r , roe y ahr : the Stage Women's War Relief. The SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK + Getogad for seats ta lara eumatic A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY THIS BIRO GoT A JOB WAAT ABUT SOME SHE DOESNT DOA THING Q> ae paar Va dog 4 2 Si ESN'T DOA THING Ve Te - - 1 _ yg bees Tu ] 7 i enna ead IANO HE'S BEEN LOAFING OF THESE GOSSES, ALL DAY BUT WORRY BYE-BYE TOTHAT ORS AN GALL PLAYERS) Ws NERE S THE CHAMPION AND How AGouT "THOSE tT te we [EER SINCE. He's Sant WHO DoM'T Do A CA DEAR'! 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