The evening world. Newspaper, May 14, 1918, Page 18

% we ee on - Seanad: dante —~ | COMIC PAGE Tuesday, May 14 , No Doubt Mrs. Fishcake’s Perturbation Would Equal Uncle Ezra’s! C Now. come ano ( Kiss Mrs FisHCAKa ~ Goon sy mas Fisncade 6 GOING NOW. come AND Kiss Rw G@oov 2 and Players By BIDE DUDLEY UGUSTIN MACHUGH, whose art hasn't been in evidence on Broedway for several seasons, fs arranging to take another whack #t fortune through the medium of the) theatre, After he wrote “OMicer 666” he wettled back at his ease, constitut- ing himself @ reception committee of on@.for royalties, and had a very fat and fovely time. Now he feels it in- éimbent on him to encourage the nice G14 bank account a little, so he has the book of a musical comedy “It's Up to You.” The story 1s) on @ vaudeville sketch known ab “Strictly Rusiness,” in which Ed-| win Carew and he toured the ctr | Manuel Klein bas written the music and Baward Paulton the lyrica “It's | Up to You” has been accepted for) | Brodustion by a regular managor, but ' 1 Wile Identity is a secret just at this = a ae ee elt icles Evidently Luke’s BRAIN Is Getting Its Quota of “ Sleep”! WERFR @ FIELDS CLOSING. | Weber & Fields will close their mu- BESIDES “TH FaAcT “ "in Phila- | ose B eaeiy ork nes Dolty | Py Ae ‘ “THAT You LIE AWAKE T ALWAYS Wake ) Sisters, who aro in the cast, will fo | 4 ca AT NIGHT —HAVE You UP FEELIN’ do {nto the Century Grove show, It is| We ANY OTHER “TROUBLE- ) q understood “Back Again” will Be Dro: | u en" & SOME GYMPTOMS ? 5 DAWGONE “TIRED, ' duced again in the fall. ~ DocrorR=" 7 4 IN TH’ MORNIN’ = ; A WAR DEPARTMENT PLAY. XO ' ‘ P : ‘The first original theatrical prodvc- tion to be sponsored by the War be- partment Commission on Training! Camps, is a comedy called “A Mar- riage Made in Heaven,” written by Capt. H. H. Hughes of the army. It q will begin a tour of the cantonment theatres at Camp Lee, Va., Thursday. | Willard D. Coxey will be its manager. | In the cast are James Manley, Sylvia Thorne, Alethea Luce, Gretchen Yates, Bruce Elmore, Pdward Kum- merou, Willis Sweatnam, Robert Rendel and go Backus. George Marion and Grant Stewart staged the 4 play. | BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Recoliect him, don't you, Mister, when the follers used to swim, the fat boy whose back would biister | when the sun’s rays got at him? ‘Member how some feller bolder than the rest would softly slip up bebind and slap his shoulder, as he fixed to take a dip? Reoollect the way he hollered at the smartin’ of his back, and the threatenin’ that follered for the boy who gave the whack? 'Mem- ber, then, when all was quiet, as he'd dive and start to play, how some other boy would try !t and then swim to get away? ‘Member when you all were dressin’ how that boy would watch each one? Recollect you kept him guessin’, slappin’ at him just for fun? Now and then his fist would get you but you laughed, of course you did. Those were happy days, you het you--if you weren't the sun- burned kid, A REAL SHOW. Irving Berlin has picked a promis- tng bill for his Camp Upton show Sunday evening. Among those who have promised to help out are Fred Stone, Al Jolson, George M. Cohan, Will Rogers, Fox, the Six 16 Cantor, Carl Randall, George White, the Dolly Sis- ters, Adele Rowland, Lillian Lorraino, Dorothy Jardon, Ann Pennington, Vivienne Segal,’ Carroll McComas, Frisco and the Three Dooleys. OH, WHAT'S THE USE? | William E. Kelly, who wishes to be known as “The Upper Bronx poet,” has written a rhyme for this column, It #@ @ sad song of life. Come, dear reader, let us pipe it off together: Copyrigne 118 Pree Pubiisnine Ca ON, ¥, Ryening World BUD: OUNTHAN This Adventure Left Him “Light Headed!” “Sparks! from the "Daily Grind. Vend vome mtoGrindtone George) 4. vices of Anna Wheaton, Marie Car- conga, roll, Edna May Oliver, Fay Marbe, hea. let_ etre the, best that te ti ws Hal Forde and Bthel Forde, all ap- Pi For, after, we'te left the years tar behind wa, | pearing in “Oh, Boy,” in Philadelphia. things is our fe buok we jot, The cont will bear the offictal stamp of Elliott, Comstock & Gest. out riches, we’ 0 the best now JOE! pRomsen t DRIVE MRS. RADCLIFEE QVER TO GLUB MEETING “THIS MORNIWWG , AND --— wifi DEAR, f™ Gonna use. “RE GAR “THIS FoRENOON “Td “TAKE “THAT MAN %O SEE “THOSE, HOUSES — & JUST ThouGuT fb “Teas vou * TO USE AERIAL POST. A When the first aeroplane mail car- Gossip. rier starts for Philadelphia, Baltimore| Marc Kl ang Washington, he will take along Pacific Geant BAA FOMEREG SOMA $0 new contracts covering the stage ser- James Lackaye and Roy Purviance| = will be in “Going Up” next season. “See You Later,” the Woods musi- jb t the Adeiphi, Phil- t for @ run. —- THEN 8eS10ES, VE Got TH po A Lor OF MARKETING «= ANY a } ‘orp ESSIG ScOPEWD Ub Take, HER WiTd MG, AND =-.- 1 GorTa GGT RUGBER Hears est on MY sdoEs Ili ny Prac | meet | Rheumatic , the noted ad. vance man, is k on Broadway.| Saturday night he bought # dinner that cost $10.16—he sald. vt | } ~ u Ss Ee ¥ Was noticed receiving | Ke at the office of & musio pub-| yesteniay, He was in a jolly| | mood, Franklyn Hanna has been acting) the role of the Irish uncle of Jane and CYMATIC. u Katherine Lee in a Fox film. The Messrs. 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