The evening world. Newspaper, May 2, 1918, Page 24

ui “4 ‘ i ; ‘ CCA ti COMIC PAGE io roma fy Thursday, May 2 LITTLE ‘‘“MARY MIXUP” ; gpm oe : (Marv SAID Sais N C wiy, t sea ONT The Same Thing, Orky Different! asc SER SR — EP Era, : woo 7 pre s (SANT Teen wee 7 { THINK You, LooK ( Your Mom pip HoT ™~ AID IF SHE “Tin us \ ~ » OF us 18 q 4T ALi AUKE 4 — = » AW _STORY we'd Bor; TELL US APART —) u ee lanl ES (SAY WE Loon ALIVE “TO LISTEN ar ante baven 4 ae ) an ee rani Ya ca SHE : berate Oh cece DID AT Have Te ow ees ) oS 0° course SHE DON'T. w performances ’ y and c 17 and 18, turday afternoon. A performance will be given at the Academy of My ‘The tour will open May National Theatre, Washington. 7 players are Mrs, Fiske, George George M. Co Laurette Tayle lames T, Powers, H. B. Warner, James K. Hackett, Mme, Eleanora de Cisneros, Helen Ware, Chauncey Ol- ott, Julia thur, George MacFar ane, Beryl Merce 1 Burr MeIn- | oh. ANOTHER THOMAS PLAY. John D, Williams, who produced Augustus Thomas's play, "Tho Cop- perhead,” has signed contracts with the playwright for a new Western comedy drama for a well known woman star, | JOE’S CAR Anyway, He’s Not One of the Bullet-Proof Boys? 1.) SLANCHES WE'VE ALL GOTTA ; DO. OUR. BIT IN “This war! IM Gonna “TRY AN” ENLIST AS AN AMBULANCE DRWERY 178 DUTCH TREAT NIGHT. | i To-night is Dutch Treat Night at, the soldier show, “Good Bye, Bill,” on the 44th Btreet Roof, The Dutch ‘Treat Club, composed of 100 of New | York's leading artists, authors and ditors, han about one-fifth of its| membership in Uncle Sam's uniforms, and many war posters and war pro- paganda articles stand to the credit of | its members, After hearing the play- | wright and star of “Good Bye, Bill" | talk at ite Tuesday luncheon, the chub decided to attend the show in a body. —-AND HAVE YOUR OLD rh ASTHMA Come On! | You'd BE RIDING IN THe AMBULANCE. MOST of THE “TIME ch THE NEW MITZI CAST ' Henry W. Savage's new starring ehicle for Mital Hajos hus gone into veboarsal under the direction of George Marion. In the ¢ J ert tinmet Keine, Jennie Lamont, Mar fom Waish, Charles ©, , a. Lambert ‘Terry, diurry and Dorothy Muckaye. | EDUCATING THE GREEK. Lea Herrick was baving his shocy shined vy u Greek at @ broadway wtand yeowiuay woen the boy looked up WIth @ grin and awked: “What you cau ‘root’ in English? What it mean?” A root tendril,” replied Lea. “| guess you go out aud tendril for | Dawebui ioam, eh!’ came trom the tireok, ESSA! TWAS ABSOLUTELY ‘A ah ‘ “OUT-SPOKEN “IN MY SHERMAN” MUSTA ' vie SENTIMENTS _AT TH’, MEANT MARRIED LIFG! MEETIN' “TO-DAY ¢ HERE “I HAF TA RUSTLE ME OWN EATS WHILE “TH’ “WIFF’ 1S OUT GABBIN' ! T CAN KARDLY BELIEVE SCHOOL TO HAVE SHOW, At thy request of his litle daugh- ler Beasrice, B. 8. shows UUs Leuuered the use of his Mamiltopn Theatre, Mroudway and 146ty Street, to the! pupils of Public Benool No, 186, who | iu pave a sow (tacie Saturaay | morning. The receipts will be spent! tur @ bed Cross juace, | BIRCH MAKES A GUESS, | John Birch of "Odds and buds of | 917" visited a cigar store near the Standard Theatre last might and nt a 10-cent smoke, ‘The sales- Lap Was & talkutive fellow “Do you know what's in that cigar?” he asked as the actor began to puff. Birch was pulling hard to get the) smoke and frowning deoply. “I should say there's about & cents profit in it,” he growled. ! NO HARM DONE. Willie said to sister Suc i. ( THEE ia mpm tr nae na vat] GRINDSTONE, GEORGE Next he 6, about FP gg baal Hedy 5 THE MAD EMP IRE. Jwo frogt tooth aud pulled them out When she yelled be said: “*08, quit! My ar wasn't etrained @ bib “ce ERMANY torpedoes Spanisi sbips, murders unarmed Spanish sailors and ‘at the same time preaches in Spain, ’ by means of an army of propagandists, the horrible sin of Spanisf unneu- trality.” Sanger and Jordan, representing Al- fred Butt, are negotiating with Mr. | George H. Brennan to send Edith MERELY A HINT. | Wynne Matthison and her company Chris O. Brown has many achomes| {)),4endon,to play “The Servant tn and when he goes to @ restaurant to| "') tine he usually takes out bla pencil wardort-Aetoria yesterday to tell the 1 vention, how to entice rich milk from | The speaker was Don Jaime Bour- stung place which bo had visited o/ 1Pe' Cow, wold ‘ony 20,000 word nt Lib ae beet under of times. Whon bia ple and| (2? cow, > orth of Lib- on-Veragua of the Denver Spanish fled wore brought a pad of cheap, “tY Bonds. t Neel 1 9 | consul scratch paper cume with them \ “Ww House." | y Irwin, who went over to the \ ho went on, “German: What's this for?” asked Chris, tn-| A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. good deal like the artist whom 4 ig dicating the pad. | Every mother thinks that ¢f tho | . Bil eee eeu ante, oe “The manager say will you pleasd) President could see her baby he'd in- | . , , ae tne, Wrenn e aaay ae figure it out on the pad 0 be won't! sist on kissing = up just then, 80 the collector sala? nave to give Lis profits to the laun- When shall T call again? ’ veplied the waiter | FOOLISHMENT, ATWELL MAKES A CHANGE May [— Ben Atwell, for two years business Rut, oe ml fio8 hin sanager of Al Jolson’s sh A fellow wits « roll, sigued, to. enter tue motion ° i id. ev LSC ated with the FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. } 4 | Aarion Davina Vil COMpEAY, BOW) “Why tee slacker lke ees ; ’ | | Gossip “Because he hasn't crust enough to . ‘ g B ie FI Sears of the World Flim Cor-| go over the t we — = = | CYMATIC | | _ ° “SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK” What Ring of a Hero Are Yous THAT Guy WHo Live 3 eS /| \A ALL OF ee — IN A Bo wr NO, 1 oT Si ~ JRE oAID AR WAS 7 on — |GO00 CovGn FoR. | Ae ABouT, SURELY WlINSIST (LL JO be CRowNED HIM, _|\TH! WoRST RING THIS HERO. HIS NEIGHBOR | RIGHT To Ac— or a ; aay Gap ace. Ns 6 FIVE MEDALS) MAKES MEA S~S~SoME THING Lian (Just Fo ire} \STurF 1 || OIRO EVER \5 LEARNING To PLAY|CUSE A Man / tberky We are so confident that © Weuanane oo APIECE { HERO 1 (AN OYSTER ibe PRT ———) WW Gonna STAY EVER TASTED SAVED WAS A CORNET. THE ONLY] CF LEADING A“ Bondy? | |Preierintions are sufest and most, } IP\ANTA) Gussie TAL, TERRAPIN, |{ GonpeR) ETS iP teame HIS MONEY "TIME HE DOESNTPLAY | FAST LIFE, GE —— isfying for rheumatic uilmente ¢ HERO WHe\ Gossip. SOUP, CHICKEN A ap & Lt Tommi - (T, 13 WHEN | CAUSE HE ba: (IM MORE. we guarantee to return your mo i elit si —— LA KING TC, ETC,}| SHE OK HIS f HE BATS» \NoTHG TOND THAN A if they don't satisty. ne) anbington Se pt BAGH MELBA, ani] 16 bey (SULPHUR AND BEAND HE ONLY EAT? cy HERO, iM Cymatic Tablets act on the stom : Teurable 3 ‘ ach, blood, liver and bowels, » and tend ” CA LARGE CUP A MOLASSES We sa ' i mend 2 \A Ma ! oe me MOLASSES: 4 Has ONE Hrumenstt Ly MARTYR Y to restore normal strength WiTAouy 4 HE fire HE HAS To ity to a weakened 4 To thoroughly remove wre ; THis EVERY=| | taint pay | ente Balm | tense pai well | does not stain Jand is in ev eautiful and activ system, and the” rheumatis, \ickly relieves tp and stiffness, ft ter, smells good, | b PUTNAM [oes Pie Pau and neat fA / TAKING \ oh ene - you suffer fron ~ RING A Giig. iN . ae Sclaticn, Lumbago. Ned heumetion, N. Cymatic treatment will prove a4 satisfying, ve yee Cymatic Tablets, 1,00; Balm, 65c; at argent oy ’ Be sure you get the genuine. pe Drug Corporation, » New York, A RESTAURANT ] Pe i | N Spy BU Wool, Silk, (:"'9n & Mixed Goods. , Goa YT Wy tie eave wcue TI 0c 8 Ar youn pRvccsr = 10 e ATTEMPT, — — y OM Colors cluding Araux Ore Dewb J q s ~ re