The evening world. Newspaper, April 27, 1918, Page 14

emannetisl oy a ee COMIC PAGE Saturday, Aprit 27 LITTLE MARY MIXUP Vell, It's a P | y MIXUI Well, It’s a Poor Rule That Won't Work Bo iT ¢ MY Mom 3 th Ways! lays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY “CAUSE AFTER SHE SPANKS AG, she cers Sorey AND GIVES Me A Piece oF CAKE as Teer SPANKED For Takine care | 8 the days grow longer It @p- pears more and more probable | that it will be necessary for) theatrical managers to begin their night performances at 9 o'clock until) the summer is gone. It has been, brought to their attention that New Yorkers who used to dine at 6 P. M.| before daylight saving plan went into effect have been dining nearer 7) fince. It is feared that with nature) increasing the supply of daylight the, inner hour may be pushed still fur-| ther along, which may make it advie able to delay the curtains at the t >- | atres. The man who doesn’t begin hia evening meal unti! after 7 doesn't finish it until after 8, and as seine ere now he is to miss a goodly portion of the first act of the per! ance be attends. Darkness is on the best friends the theatric: fess has, and the only w enough of it in the summer is to d ‘the opening of the show. TREASURERS’ 8HOW MAY 5. The annual beneft of the Treas- urers’ Club of America, made up of the box office men of the leading KIND OF A NICE THING hi Abeaires, will be held ot toe wietar| | | TO HAVE ON “THE. CAR sj SPANK P J pee IR i ") hy A ! en i q NUON eee ae RT WAC a a at BIS-2 uk ( CAPT HEM, 1018, Freee Publiehing Co (N.Y. Rvenng World JOE’S CAR Copyrlaht, Wik, Pret Publiaping Os UN, T. Rvening Were) Sunday event Dill has been arranged. A service AT THAT! DARN SLICK en IGUTY sic Eefaen members wao have anewered| | ]-UTTLE IDEA! — Ps ag eel tu Pa eae Grek | VM asuamen To CALL Tuts LITTLE ELECTRU \ aR DAL bal hs ions “powe my prt’! Putri’ MY MONEY IN A SAFE \ruace at 45% MW ~———— uTTLe weal —/ y LIGHTERS $ a wail the al! to ar MORAN BUYS BALL PARK, a h F. Moran, who owns the Vanderbilt and Belmont Theatres, has gust bought the Jersey City baseball grounds and will erect warehouses @n the property in which to store sup- piles for his shipbuilding business, BOL. ON “TI DOCTOR.” ‘The docktor area man with a wyse tuk who kin tell you why you died. ‘To bee a docktor you got to go to modikal skule an’ git hazed; then you got to stay thare foar yeres an’ rute for the futball teme, My fathir @en sum docktors don't no much an’ othirs don’t no that much. Wun day he got @ pane in his bak. “Well, well!” sez the docktor, “You got water into the spinel kanal an’ trubble mite result.” “Gee rip!” sez my fathir, “I nevir wuspected I haa that. Kin you kure mer “Bure!” sez the docktor, “That is, if you don't komplikate into dyabeetis of the bak-ake. Now I got to put a poris plaster onto yure bak.” He done it an’ he went away. A few ours later my fathir ses: rip! I cannot stand this. It stings lyke sin. Maybe I'm gittin’ that dya- ACeUrviaht 116 Freee Puonaning Ca (M. Ty Eewning WORE) I Gor begus thing.” ili Ba ey WELL-THIO 16 A TW RECIPE" SomMETHIN' OUT OF THID “Tut, tut!" sez my mothir, But m; . “CAKE” LUKE tani ees une baths an gokes tha] By SUNTRVEEY DAMCARTT /\ mom “as Ritts /-~COULD MAKE bitte! When he cum hoam he You COULD MAK L { A “CAKE” TASTE tex to me: A CAKE” DEAR / NO!NOTHIN' THAT (2 ) “gun, better hang off them dock- : ‘Sala a LIKE SUC Fey tov, Thay wus mald fer wimen like (sev COULDA LEFT y a preechers wus."—Bol. Brown, Wet OuT DEAR Vy TO JIM, ABSENT. Cee Senay E ‘The cable ware they got you, Jim, ‘hey c wis fowed : Bier er yt bor we're nioud. aed boy, we know oes yall and’ they will pay. ‘You're ever jo our hearts and mi p meal Ma sete your . we cat we port O° ‘We me your mnilin’ face; The lune’ that ocak into our throats say ert You. hig ta tt 19 pance, bi eld and they Will pag. RECORD FOR WOODS. Three A. H. Woods productions, now playing In New York, will hit the 300-performance mark within @ eek. They are “Business Before Pieasure,” “Eyes of Youth” and “Parlor, Bedroom and Bath." The Jast named wil! attain the distinction by counting in Its Chicago record. GRINDSTONE x TE fi ny NE GEORGE No Barrel Should Be Packed With Both Crockery and Crackery! r haauuaereae cae NUTT 18 PUZZLED. a Jeff Nutt, the comedian, was heard WCowrright, 1914, Preee Pubtisning Co. || «N. ¥ aa : be i asking lam wight if the team of Al- a Ss Ys ORR NS se |A TRAVELER tells of a trip on sace-Lorrakw had spilt He said he a jaun car in Ireland understood Lorraine was working in “The Midnight Frolic’ without Al- nace. Ho was referred to J. Fred Zimmerman. BOY, THAT'S NIFTY. E he had as a fellow “ (Send o Nobody’ to Grindstone George’) SOM AACDEN AGED HOUARY S) POH Re ee i | jueer looking fellow, | arked to the waggish | Harry Katz looks nifty enough to please Mary Garden tn his new green driver eded on his ¥ | sult and straw-felt hat.—"Rambler,” | Fatt , | in Greenpoint Home News. | NOBODY | jas b Hain ane ND M laving his JUST ON THE DOPE. COMPANY, | ut visible ineans of sup writes A. B,C, =f Pat! A man can’t \] t Hearst for n years penal servitude fo Governor; others don't. How will Governor: others J wite without visible pores ally, we ike Willard’s earn he, sir?” sald Pat, sees | jo in bis rogulsh eyee encaie. |"He did, though. And, bedad, ten't ft leaving yer wolfe withbut visible means of support when ye throw her out of a window on the third floor?” ago Herald. Harry Davenport has been ex for "The Melting of Molly.” bee “Goodbye, Bill,” is to play another week on the 44th Street Roc Reports say the “Sinbad” farmer- | ettes are trying to raise cold slaw at the Winter Garden Ba Dorothy Ponnelly ta the late ad dition to th all-star Hed Cros ‘oO | There" « acai | He's the 1 The Ma arieah alten; o || man who ‘ ‘ Sinha Ea m= NEN who came to New or, to see the| F eet parade yesterday, went to the Hippo- oo ~',%4 ° ‘ INE f " Grome last night Ppo- | SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK” Dolly Connelly, of vaudeville, has Joined the Midnight Revue at the! " Century Grove. THIS LADY ALWAYS DROPS Allan Fagan, “Tickle Toe" dancing ||| IN AROUND SUPPER TIME of Edith Day tn TOSBE WHAT you'RE That Knows How the Other Half ey Y'GOTTA LETTER FROM HOME,! THis BIRD WANTED TO DIDN'T CHA? How MUCH WAS KuoW WHY THE CoaKk It's the Inquisitive Half of the World Vrisn't ALways The uy) KNOW 7 a a : “4 aa D J{ [OHM Boys. TH] THIS BIRD SPENTA — THIS Guy IAVITES WITH TH! LARGE NOSE & Ho] ved | 1s RICHI! r VERY NICE EVENING HIMSELE FoR AN —. d and Miss Day ts) | SERVIN: KNowsS TH! MOST= BUT You nt : TH His GIRL— _— Or : iy sal COULD CALL Him Nosey!) [out aaae MEO (THAT Guy wHo KAA On le moe Coe WHAT DOES IT SAY’*S (UH (5 B00 185) DIDN'T paper man ores ( MRE TURATZIT L. INGURABLE = | \PAID FoR in’ war} LISTENS IN, ON _ EVER SPENDS) Now BECAUSE HE'S TeoUND 7. pal LEAVE WHEN HIS Wife the new “Midnight Frolic” Wednesday (JUST DROPPED IN, HUMORISTe. | Zu'ee +See <a THE PARTY WIRE HE's FAVespROP- OF RIDIAG— GUT 4 FIRED HER. Men we eaters night. When ha 1 the wine card ]! 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Loup A o % ond good as Cymatic for Rheumatics, e intends to visit New York to hav ‘ Cymatic Tablets — pr AS pees | aus! J , : N ‘a cart Ee) 1 heumatism, neural Ql4 Mamma Huvbard | S Wits a removed and went 4 9 » ¢ ent is resisted. ’ S . i \ “>< | hly relieves ine | wellings, Wt ting rep. || es 1 stain or bilater ona ‘She qave dim come es, tnetead. | | anc is in every way better than liple | é FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, “Quintelia wants to marry wealth ments, plasters or poultices. Thet “ TO { ‘el | THE aden, Made \ @ N, i eaIRL OR iD - > or \ & SINGER "OUT OF . > YA ¥ i f || 14) lets ere $1.00; the balm, @Bc, vows she'll never use a broom." | “Rather a sweeping assertion, Isn't l wt ks L WS CONVERSATION HE f : se ai "f : ¢ New York Eve World.) || &, 26th St, New York, C-4—Adyy | 2