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EDITORIAL PAGE Friday, eels: 26 W hat Your Bond Can Do! ante Bachelor Girl Reflections . By Helen Rowland Copyright, 1918, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening Work), Si people seem to think they have “done their bit’ just by lying LSTABLISIED BY | JOSEPH PULITZER, Published Daily Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Nos, 63 : #3 Park Row, New York. ALT, GeuTER R, President, 63 Park Row, SHAN, ‘Troasurer, 63 Park Row, soserit BU LITZRN Jr. Secretary, 63 Park Row, MEMBER OF THE ABSOCIATED PRESS Amociated Prem in exeturtels ented to the am, for rerrblication of atl new Arapatdea eetited (ote ce to onherwae i haiper nod aio Ue local ‘news published herwn. VOLUME 58 WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH NEW YORK? | HIS is Liberty Day—specially appointed by the President for demonstrations and pledges from every city, town and hain- let in the country in support of the Third Liberty Loan. The City of New York has shown itself ready enough with dem- onstrations. | As for pledges, every hour from now on ought to find its citizens piling them faster and higher. In the next eight days the lagging that has left New York) behind in the Third Liberty Loan has got to give place to a spurt that wil! carry this district up to and above its $900,000,000 quota. That spurt has got to be a spurt of subscriptions—cash paid and awake nights and “worrying” about this war, A woman is always eighing for something new, but a man Is usually quite satisfed if be can have @ new straw hat, a new flirtation and a new basebail favorite every spring. NO. 20,702 Failing in love consists merely in uncorking tae injagination and bottling the common sense. “In the spring a young man’s fancy Nghtly turns and turns and turns.” That's probably why he gets so dizzy by June that he topples right over Into matrimony, n the man whom @ woman loved and tried to marry and the mag whom she married and keeps on trying to love are one, you'll find the rare phenomenon, a perfectly contented wife. Many a social climber would give half her fortune to acquire (h- perfect aplomb and serene indifference of “Central.” There are more ways of putting an end to @ spring romance than ty romised—not empty talk and boasting. | brutally breaking it off, You can MARRY the girl. « promised— joasting. | This is the biggest, richest community in the country. There is none more active, open-eyed, enlightened. New Yorkers are the last people in the United States who} should have to be nagged into buying Liberty Bonds. | No Americans are more fully supplied with news. None are in| a better position to grasp the full meaning of tho perils that menace) the Nation, and the need of backing to the utmost those who are, fighting for its safety. | In this great port—so constantly aud directly aware of the opera- tions of war, so comparatively near to the war zone—patriotism ought to be of a sort as practical and compelling as can be found anywhere from the Atlantic to the Pacific, from the Great Lakes to the Gulf. Considering the Third Liberty Loan merely as an investment) proposition, would anybody expect the country’s chief financial centre) to be lukewarm toward 41-4 per cent. on the best security in the| world to-day? | Around such a centre, would it not be much more natural to find the smallest subscribers crowding the biggest financiers in a scramble | to get into partnership with Uncle Sam on these terms? What is the matter with New York? } No one wants to believe what some maintain—that this city will never fairly get into the war until German aeroplanes have bombed its skyscrapers or until it has seen maimed and shattered) In the love game every man {s a Mahomet and every woman me. take pattern by the wise old “mountain” if she wishes to bring bim troy | ting to her f When good poets die In New York they go to Greenwich Village. The ad ones go to a barber shop. | After a few years in a business office a girl makes the most comfory | able sort of wife because she fs afflicted with no illusions about the maz | culine sex—tor her husband to live up to. | Camp Comedies | By ee Woodward Copmright, 1018 My Ye Press Publishing Co, (The New York Bveaing World). Little Brother Scene: Camp Upton, Time: Sunday afternoon. (Adoring relatives laden with bumpy packages are pouring into the » from trains, touring cars, jitney: M': So eiies pene rtyy carry ]asha.ned having a big, brave brothe a In tho army apd then you want te eat his godies* Willie (after a moment's thought)— He's got a sun, I ain't got a gun. Mrs. A (aoothingly)—Well, mame’ buy you a gun when we get home. Wille (with definite persistence)— Can’ rt you buy it bere where they got the package for mama while mama looks for Brother George. And jon't squeeze it, darling. Willie (rebelliously)—It's heavy! vy mustn't 1 squeeze it? s. A (anxiously)—Because {t's hocolate cake and lemon Jelly in ; soon as mama finds Brother rge he'll carry the package. Willie (awake to the situation) ‘Will he eat it, too, mama? { Mrs A (beaming)—Of course he will, darling. Mama brought it down to poor Brother George because he ts “ass. A (patientiy)—No, darling, these are real guns—mama’ll buy you + play gun. Willie (nasally)—I don’t wanta Buu -t wanta real gua, I'm soldiers come back to be grim reminders in its streets, New York understands the war and the Nation's part in it too, HeNnchy! wel! to have to be scared or shocked into doing ita duty, ‘\dentyy—i'm bungry,| Mrs. A (nervously)—Wl you keep t lite enly)— . 3 The fact remains, nevertheless, {hat while scores of other cities! meagre ey ; wie held mami! | ZF r Willie (fortissimo)—I'm so hungry have passed their quotas in the Third Liberty Loan, New York has) Th Ag f 3 hi al | 7 h ay ae DER tapanaine fhe! Boriegn) = 704 1 gotta paint hung behind. ‘ | ec (=; oO lva ry c a Yr r a m 1 y can't be hungry, Willle; you bad four |" © A eH bananas and two cheese sandwiches (in desperation)—Oh, sare 2 ; , open ibe pactsgo and eat a To make a finish worthy of itself it must rouse up to a mighty By The Hi Thomas B. Gregory. B y Ro ae McC ardel! LB i ra (confidently) I'm hungry | Plece of cake If that'll kecy you quiet. efiort on the Lomestretch. _ _ Conrright, 1018, by The Press Pul Co, (The New York Ereuing World) Copyright, 1918, by ‘The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Eveuing World). yo (Wille needs no yecond bidding. Ho a crowded uptown cornor|of the “bravest days of old," as per- 66 VAN home, youse two!” {becoming to me. Of ec ‘ (encouragingly)--Well, watt {drops to the ground on the wpot and Never forget: stood a ‘mighty pretty girl,|(fect a bit of gallantry as was ever | aid Gus, as he lodked up|makes me insult her by bes ‘ng Brother George and may-| attacks the eats, while mama busies ; waiting for a chance to cross| praised by harp of troubadour, sulkil ‘om his newspaper{and buying her the hat ee re ee hin ake self lookin; ‘Those troops the city cheers now as they march through its the strect. hocked by the horrors of the &¢ Mr. Jarr an ie nuanian was had et hoe a i ree Ne 1 ge Sey iy leeds mete callie, ett ae ma streets on the way to France are coming back some day to the greatest She was well dressed, bore all the} French Revolution, the great Burke) P used in the popular cafe on the/roasted bec Tidldn't buy it coists| cna some len 8 ate a pi:.° of it, mama. I ate’suci le ev ; Ae greatest arks of good breeding, and was evi- cried out In his despair: “The Age of | Crer to confer on the ways and|tiil | insulted her.” THEY: DI HMroMs: | WO SEO ERs ie lene fit Di muaee (CA Rll OBR waleome a people ever prepared for victory and peace. Not all wil] dently more or less a stranger to the | Chivalry ts gon |means | g loca! interest (n| “But why Inaul tr mother's eyes alert for PIs}E OY Prell on ~~ lemon jelly, mama ‘ te? “N) he Pi - 4: 5 | Btrenuosity of the great c But the illustrio atesms an the School Garden Army that t ) hi naa i rey! return, But neither dead nor living will be forgotten in the Nation’s, "Starting finally for the opposite eich ErAiane atenicaicy saa pr [bbcrdtars (6p: teavteterton wae! waite i i ne ° onooroh! Mamal juntil 18 Aes eles | that too, mama? ‘A (stopping sharply)—Didn't| Mrs, A (running back, breathiess) - sil you not to squeeze it? Tats ts the last time I'll ever brine pave it all ruined for Brother n to camp—and | bavent even found Brother George—and he le (on speculation)—Maybe I'd] won't be glad to see us & bit without tter eat | to » it from getting |the chocolate .ke—and just walt Gil vulned, .numa, I get you home, &c. gratitude. curbing, the young woman soon found| gone. It ts still with us; and its te Mr. Jarr about ; Saaat irks herself hemmed {n by a veritable cor-|imost perfect spirit iy in the 1 of The See the cheers, the bless i y cor st perfect spirit n the sou! Amid #, the blessings, the tears, the rejoicings when|don of vehicles that threatened to|this same little brown-eyed Itallan | Mr. those soldiers are seen again, their victorious ranks tramping between, **!Tey her. bootblack, sc Her face blanched, She shook like] 7 close-packed crowds of a home city, no American who did not fight! @ leaf, And well she might, for sho rae can hold up his head and meet their eyes unless he has the conscioug-| Y@* king the King of Terrors é A f "| squarely tn th ce. ness of having stood behind them first, last and all the time. Mean Natare Hes n't 1 declared, Mr. Jarry was in my wife rescue having been succeas-|°!ined to doubt this, Yet, ev inother n fully accomplished there were, quite; Vere a circular letter, such “You should be pr naturally, some pretty strong protes-| letters only fine a looking womua: tations of gratitude on the part of| citizens, But yet, If this were #0, keeping with her on ig it reular ary had also written » SO at least that gentle- | ciation," went to prominent Never before had sho been at such |the rescped. | how did Rangle get included? Rangle. [t wasn't his wite the new « A (firmiy)—This is the last; (N, B.~No Sunday at Uptoo is The way to have that consciousness then is to buy Liberty | , close quarters with death, “My dear boy,” chattered the ex-| Gus broke tn upon M ’s'hat was to be bought for, so he spoke | time I'll ever bring you down to camp complete without a little tragedy of ° But the girl's salvation was nearer|cited girl, “you don't now how) Féflections on this point by repeating | thusly to see Brother George. Aren't you!t ’. sort.) Bonds now. than she thought, Unnoticed by her, {thankful Iam to you for getting me | Sourly, "G'wan home, youse two!" — | “gure vee Pane ~ More New Yorkers must qualify, a little ttallan bootblack had been |out of t awful fix’—and she be-| The two accelerators of public tne my wi “is ; watching her before she rae “How Our Destroyers aS ey mpted} gan fumbling at her purse for what, tere n School War Gardens. re- | looks so swell! that to negotiate tho street crossing; had| change she had in it, “Take ais and | #arded the very my Gus 'Jon the streets without b The Kaiser burried to Zeebrugge, according to Berlin been looking at her out of his big.) 1 wish it was more," surprise lie ae a a to see with his own eyes how little damage the British raiders any 4 ase ak ae ills ae The boy was indignant, and way “Yes, g'war ees FON two!" | Retall Liquor Dealors' ball she looke Th N bad y poked at any other beaut ing f i xtended hand | Gua re 1 for the third time.|so fine f ae better. The Kal & painting, oF ® statue, or the crim oe eopemt. tal ariona Geniiiea eet Prins saleald ot elr ames Berlin knows better. he Kalser goes out of his way lson and gold of the sunset ML ow no money aN ge he om wet arrested for wearin only for big wreckage. ake no money \w nd my wife, Lena, \that ¢ So when the Httlo miss made the But T must + ink dp momse(hlng foryou| Wale, ® BOW AL for’ anflte ll Gidn't grin mmmnich sure mneeee By Henry Collins Brown | dash for the crossing, the boy, almost |1 must.” flowers in it T can't Sit lanvayenine wanted t ee ripe wf Copyright, 1918, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Brening Workt), How many generations {s {t since Dutchmen defied the Bee Pag Ae ad 1 her, and! “you may give me #i¢ you want |2"d a war girden for! back, There wasn't a lady there go The Jacob Jones was invincible tn battle, ‘There 1» no invader by opening their dykes? When, & momen she Was} to," replied the boy—and e Ly as many slaps as she That's th aah doubt that the power and prestige re threa with death, the gallant} jater it seemed Jike there apes OF Ac why should kind of a looker n 19} 1o boat destroyer a9 gained through years of success was rmsd little fell planted himself by the|upon the fair one's cheek jyou thus insult t flower of your Then are Jones, recently sunk by a ye a valuable asset to the British Navy, ‘The ears of the Germans, declares Secretary Baier, “are A pe pate * ae terly waylimprint of the bootblack’s k ' 1Mr. J TE KNOW | ing such irre man sub mar if x wae ae 1, {8nd the correspon ling encoursg stopped with the dust of pride and an indurated educational | it waa as fine a piece i ide oF waa bil: And tn anotiee nae) 21a re ae Apogee ae ee iat ae pr oay eeeyentcenbagaendt brant . system has foreclosed their minds.” lSaN ApEn CRMGPDIAA UY Dontars Lin me at nd . ui je chap was looking | #10" i M : 2 alee iste ee Amar aGe Navy was equally vai- 9 i : % night! around him anuther “shine.” out of a rin Pe r Tad Jones entered the s e uable, Nothing but a stecl drill, dynamite and unyielding de- | in ee 4 se betem nt tO! 1799 as a mids an and two yoars| Sones received a vole of thanks erminaien: ona penetrate: Nlivr Wh B loi Me "Well, 18 you fellers Senne nana Hae t fiers vas advanced to Heutenant.| trom Congress, a gold medal and the ie en Belgian aidens \ Went | a- “Wooing ahh N and ring it to plea d vay |! , 00. AG ENE | ANE) OF AB DDD Wee) GItINe). ADORE PORE IRIN ‘! eTE > p b_optin DRHAPS on the coming th th fe veut amuicd on a hat, you'd ¢, 4 t Sy \ ne . wed in 1805" at} the cominander and crew to com- BEFORE, DURING AND AFTER THE PARADE—THE Pe ee kediits meailetdemsie ocr ne, oe ro too,” remarked Gu Srna vd rorbuined a prisoner f0r| penaate ‘tiem tor the lsd ot Wale PLEDGE. — : . : bi ibm ae tort ee nd planted the tree and what It | way | aid wa \ gee Ho was made com-| prize, He afterward commanded tho IT'S NOT THE BRAG THAT BALKS THE KAISER, time, in memorfes of happier years,| tect eae smamiediate bn) one { y 4 n signed to the WasP) Macedonia, of Decatur’s squadron, IT’S THE BOND. the harsh rule of their German con-| 1 Aan gate hia cull | got one y \ 1 1 ‘ ‘ n a year later and {N/ and also saw active service in the ssubaneaedneieaeitibamiaisenmsitademeessie i —-~|querore, Sof Apri) 80 has tong been|c. on, ras a 1 th en ine t ae ; 1s despatched with lett Mediterranean and Pacific, Through- nl med him w t y 1 ea | 1 5 Re Letter S F rom the Pp eople the day celebrated by them » love! 4 p : i to all ¢ yh: ee U. 8. Minister of France and E out his whole career he conducted east yd times it was th é 2 Well | hike f ot t int ), ‘The War of 1812 brought forth | himself in-such a manner as to re- Wante to Work Part Time for United fea In old us the day w to u tke funer ! t lie," 1 Jarry ee ait bas which maidens went a-wooing ; t before he! ony lab bea ‘ ; : inguished service, He fell | flect much credit on American naval PO aualettl as Beatea Wied mistian ah festival {9 based upon the fol s IMAP! D88 Hori neavard : , the British frigate Frolic, a/ fe, and became one of the best in connection with helping the Gov ght to my mind a ng interesting legend ue ' Is of {ate and Pia ' I aye ; slightly superior force to his| Known fighters of his day. , bs y ind by f © ustal comment nie nm 2 lively en, ee. openagnnaN ernment prosecute the war, it has oc- | nL had with w prominept| "Once upon a time (ucies lunar {acs mene | ig Calvary Cemetery silk t nds ite” arked Gus ¥ 1 1 and oer cans proatoae she mn 1k BAS oe jaind wth’ g prominent | "Once upon nny cendurioa Tupon ita suddenness, whiapored ‘Yeu.r| ol! Calvary, Coen Hi ha int ked Gus with a 1 Frollo. at her colo WHERE HE WAS STRUCK, like myself who are debarred by elr- avs pla ie said I would be a! town Wo upaliie iia was Beanie |t ad s they A i married aud lived ind vegetables & ne : peak ; v i! lantdone He promptly proceeted TAY GA did the automobile cumstances from enlisting but whose | \yaecrica, as the United States is tae ve with a fa siden afthatiind ne bad lcdaninae the Hem aeithe the. easly on ne with his prize. ‘To his chagrin, strike you?” asked the Judge hours of jabor are such that they |by dhe Trish, 1 suid 1 t et ie but, like s 1 It would have t too much to exe | yan tt yu " what I Brith nip Portlers, armed with hid vay Soleres SerRRIBINAR te could give a few hours daily to their /TMny, liked the 4 the ue aly on beet that the damsel ¢ kept a ; Ae Reerag sainst the 18 carried by the | “Right ‘long ‘tween 66th and 67th country if the opportunity was open. | {i.e ot faiser would do after |, > give \ expression {20¢Ked in the we ' t her “nets Minnvat ies a fist, | Wasp, suddenly appeared and auce | Streets, Judge. ‘The amount accomplished by the in- | sy. ord on Ireland und have he Mehta th » of his } In tho |beart the romantic details her | a" Funai aa i Anyway, yous two it! ‘That ied in capturing both the Wayp| “I mean what part of your body dividual migbt not be much, but in| knees In one w sic's time ah cai Teas ntent 1 80 he} Wooing, and soon the ¥ witicis iy sea ceabitalilt Maa Gani RL plenma iy NL and her prize, carrying them off to | Was struck by the car ; the aggregate would be considerab! Ithe Ane Tse Miaten ho: Would Jo! pianted a white bire © before the | Knew of it, The precedent established | yc. ain't no 1 w, Bo I got |don't cost me Bermuda. 5 iah ae ORF GIAA oben! sat bad yy Such @ scheme could be systematized |heves cabr ¥ Ould | suorway of the e in which | by invap shon’ bs | by Jown towr : xd » mporta nate however, W taken uo by the authorities, | have les ¢ Mie Sees Tait hes Peel YOR Wn Qieamieia: te: ad GAR OY wite, Lena ore $ Important matter however’ | “But I thought the car struck you" \ boy “over there” and feel that Ihe s Pal be iia DOPINE | CUBtC ov to buy her a ba wwe! ELECTRIC LIGHT REGULATOR, us decided by this engagement, The! «nog what it did, Judge. ought to be doing something to help Hy ud plead for him: the. py f f ne wa » 1 but the lady} ithe f Wasp aud the Frolic were so evenly! «pit now could it strike you if it nim and the other brave A ut the i Next morals @ the village y ” 8 ven M a two f 1 that the defeat of the latter] aig gurike your body?” lads who arc ready t0 give | Ke ‘ ‘ i ran ning Bupe ¢ ¢ F . M Ju dun struck m" bead, Judge" ir gountry, AL A, aycvek bbe bud doved the Jud wud, by | tai eorwmvuies, J gow't wet eapeueibie ba what Wp svguiaie the auvuut ef Lgl Gis conception that a svitisb vesoel |—Xoukers Glatesman, i